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Grabs Mike6000 and feeds him into a low speed tree chipper.
Feet frist.

LT.Hit-Man

Soooooooo, that's what you do when you're bored? Wow, I'd hate to see you in a good mood.

In a good mood, its probably head first

Kelly Antilles wrote:Soooooooo, that's what you do when you're bored? Wow, I'd hate to see you in a good mood.

Sorry but not on a frist date.


BTW this V:tM post you have made is a round robin fic right?
LT.Hit-Man

Exonerate wrote:In a good mood, its probably head first

That depends on.....Never mind you don't need to know that.


LT.Hit-Man

I think ass-first would be interesting to watch.

I tihnk it would have been better if you made a few clones of him, in case you want to do it again later, or you'd like to see the reaction when a differend body part is put in first. Head first on Monday, ass first on Tuesday, Feet first on Wdnesday...

Sonnenburg wrote:I think ass-first would be interesting to watch.

It could be but then he would not suffer as much as if he went in legs frist.

LT.Hit-Man

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I tihnk it would have been better if you made a few clones of him, in case you want to do it again later, or you'd like to see the reaction when a differend body part is put in first. Head first on Monday, ass first on Tuesday, Feet first on Wdnesday...

Easly take care of.
Scrapes up what's left of mike with a damp rag.

Now where is the nearest cloning lab?

LT.Hit-Man

2 doors down, make a right past the giant death cannon, and there you are...place wet rag on the glass and press the green button, not the red one.

Ghost Rider wrote:2 doors down, make a right past the giant death cannon, and there you are...place wet rag on the glass and press the green button, not the red one.

Sweet ass deal!

Throws the rag on the glass and just for fun adds some warthog dna to the wet rag and hits the green button or was that the red button?
Damm I hate being color blind

LT.Hit-Man

The one that does not have the words Don't Touch in sixteen languages over it

Enjoy...and have much fun!

LT.Hit-Man wrote:

Kelly Antilles wrote:Soooooooo, that's what you do when you're bored? Wow, I'd hate to see you in a good mood.

Sorry but not on a frist date.

*LOL* Okok... second date?

BTW this V:tM post you have made is a round robin fic right?
LT.Hit-Man

Pretty much. It's free-form roleplaying. It's pretty much anything goes. Stravo and Stormbringer are assisting me in the storytelling. It's not the easiest thing in the world, but everyone seems to be having fun.

If you would like to join us, we'd be honored. Just come up with a character and post it in the V:tM Character thread and then jump right into the story. We're not that far along, so you can get in easily.

If you're bored, you can comment on my crappy-ass fic...

Ghost Rider wrote:The one that does not have the words Don't Touch in sixteen languages over it

What does the manual for that equipment say will happen if you press the red button?

If you press the red button, you'll be forced to comment on my fic!

-forces Crayz's hand down on the button-

Crayz9000 wrote:

Ghost Rider wrote:The one that does not have the words Don't Touch in sixteen languages over it

What does the manual for that equipment say will happen if you press the red button?

If you ever see the Red Dwarf episode about Rimmerworld you will know to fear the red button.....

Well here on pg 4276

If one should touch the shiny, happy, glowing, candy like red button you get to erase one thing from the universe...

I don't see why it's so bad.

Ghost Rider wrote:I don't see why it's so bad.

Here, go on. Please push the button, I'll even pay you $1,000,000 to do it!

Keevan_Colton wrote: If you ever see the Red Dwarf episode about Rimmerworld you will know to fear the red button.....

NNNNNNNNNNNNNOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*shudder* Rimmerworld was almost as frightning as the Rimmer song. (which I do have on MP3.)

Crayz9000 wrote: Here, go on. Please push the button, I'll even pay you $1,000,000 to do it!

Oh but the choices...hmmm...ah dammit.

-waves hands frantically-

Read my fic! Please!

HemlockGrey wrote:-waves hands frantically-

Read my fic! Please!

I DID!!!! Not bad.

Comments? Advice?

Yes! I am an attention whore!

*LOL* Okok... second date?

For you yes


Pretty much. It's free-form roleplaying. It's pretty much anything goes. Stravo and Stormbringer are assisting me in the storytelling. It's not the easiest thing in the world, but everyone seems to be having fun.

If you would like to join us, we'd be honored. Just come up with a character and post it in the V:tM Character thread and then jump right into the story. We're not that far along, so you can get in easily.[/quote]

I'll think about it
LT.Hit-Man