About the 25th Cross over of all sci fi (that i like)
Posted: 2003-01-16 07:52am
The cross over
Chapter1
Scene: On board a sd
We see the empeora and Darth vader’s force ghost are talking
Vader: Yes empeora all is going according to plan
Emp: excelent with the romulans, vogons, Borg and Dr Who on our side no one will oppose us
Vader: master plan
Emp: I know good isnt it
(they fade out laughing)
(we switch to the bridge of the enterprise-b)
Harrimon: Helm set a course for 598 by 252
Helm:eye sir setting course… sir those cords are in uncharted territory past the boundry with… what is the name of that race?
Science: No idea what your talking about.
Sulu: (appering from turbo lift) morning every one whats happing?
Harrimon:not muc…
(as he says this a violent explosion rocks the ship)
Harrimon: redalert polarise the hull (pause) Hello? Is anyone there
Silence
Helm: ug uh what hit us?
Intercom: warning small telephone box in the hull ship hull distabalising
Harrimon: quick engage the timedrive set corse for the 24th centuary
Helm:eye sir
(we see the ship shimering out of exsistance)
(the uss enterprise-d)
Picard: Helm set corse for 252 by 254 warp 2
Wes: eye sir seting corse
Riker: wes what is that duck doing in the bottom corner of the screen?
Wes: sorry its just the screen saver again
Picard: (rolling eyes) stop playing with the computer core wes
Wes: yes premier... er sorry sir
Worf:(worf turns from consouls) sir there is a temporal distorcian forming off the starbord bow
Picard: doh, wes full stop. Data on screen
Data: does not compute
Picard: whatever
(on the screen we see a familer blueish green hole in space. The enterprise-B flies out and automaticly starts spining as the tardis is mucking up the scales that hold the ship steady)
Data: captain the ship reads as the enterprise ncc 1701-b
Picard:thank you mister Data
Troi: sir I sense great pain fr…
All: shutup Deanna
(the sceen changes to show a pic of earth we zoom in
and reach the MIB offices)
j: man this is really boring
k: what are you on about this is important work
J: what cleaning the toilets is important!
K: yes with out a clean toilet the galaxy could be thrown into turmoil
(a blue police tlephone box appers in the corner of one of the cubicals)
J: I whish the doc could learn how to steer that thing
K: I know I just cleaned that bog
(the door opens and the doc walks out and puts his foot in the toilet)
Doc: creatings agent K and J im afraid the universe is in turmoil again
J: man what is wrong with this palce
Doc: its even worse apprantly theres’ anouther me going around
K: that is most unfortunat
J: does that mean the mirror universe is open again?
Doc: Im not certain but we must go and find agents Muldder and Scully
(J, K and the Doc climb into the tardis and shimmer out of view)
J: shouldn’t we tell Z ?
K: no ill call him later
Doc: hold on this may be bumpy
Sceen(in america mullder and scully in office)
Mul: are you positive you left them here
Scul: yes I am
Mul: well I cant find your stupid keys
Scul: well keep looking
Mul: the truth is out there the key is gone
Scul: be quite
(tardis apperes)
Mul: hi Doc
Doc: greetings. We must hurry get In with agents J and K and we must be fast
(they climb in and fade out. Switch to the bridge of the Hart of Gold ship)
Ford:zaphyod me old mate
Zaph: yes
Ford: were are we?
Zaph: I don’t know. Yo computer
Eddy: hi there im Eddy your friendly computer
Zaph: can it and tell us were we are ok?
Eddy: ok, we are currently in orbit around the planet of tattoine
Zaph: there that’s were we are
(trillian and dent walk on)
Dent: so your certain there’s no tea on this ship
Tril: yes
Dent: Zaphyod
Zaph: yes you semi evoled ape?
Dent: its human anyway what is that big red thing out there?
Trill: theres nothing out ttthhhheeerrree what the hell is that
Dent: I dont know i just asked
Ford: computer identify that ship
Eddy: that is the mining ship Red Drawf
Dent:oh whats’ that?
(we see the ship moving towards red drawf. Red drawf is five hundred times bigger then the improb ship)
(on red drawf rimmer is panicking)
Rim: at last aliens
Lis: no there not Rimmer, Holly tell him who they are
Hol: that appers to be the improboblity ship that was stolen by zaphod betelbrox
Cat: see you toilet brush head
Kry: sirs I thought id bring a tray of drinks to the bridge
Koc: thanks kryten
(we fade out and go back to the enterprise)
Picard:so your telling me that the hole crew of the Enterprise-B is dead?
Geordi: yes sir that’s the truth
Picard: how did they die?
Data: it appers that the computer was damaged in the crash by the tardis and deactivated the force fields
Geordi: so they sufficated but apperd to have enough time to engage the time drive
Riker(on com): Captain sorry to but in
Picard: go ahead number one?
Riker: long range sensors have picked a starship approching at high warp
Picard: any idea who they are?
Riker; it appers to be the U.S.S YAMATO
Picard: what are they doing out this far?
Riker: no idea sir they are not responding to hails
Picard: keep trying im on my way Picard out
Riker: eye sir
Picard: getelmen lets go welcome are guests
(they walk on to bridge)
Picard: what the…
Kirk: ah Jean Luc good to see you but what are you doing on my bridge?
Picard: sorry Jim but that’s what id like to know
Kirk: mr spock could you explain this
Spock: no sir this is most ilogical
Chekov: Keptin there is a ship approaching at high warp
Kirk: who is it this far out
Chekov: who ever they are there in a hurry
Kirk: uhra hail them
Uhra: there not responding
Spock: sir there in visual range
Kirk: on screen
(we see the enterprise sitting in space and a ssd droping out oh highperspace)
Chekov: vhat is that?
Spock: am picking up no communication or identication being transmitted
Sulu: sir should I prepare to jump to warp?
Picard: no wait ive got an idea
All: what
Picard: I shall perform the picard manouver
Kirk: the what?
Picard: my special move (he strightens his shirt) right that’s done Mr sulu engage the warp drive
Sulu: I sir
(ship jumps into warp and vanishes in the usual manor)
(picard and kirk plus enterprise A and D bridge crews sitting in confrence room)
Picard: so that is all we know the Enterprise-b crew has been killed, ive some how walked from the Enterprise to Jims Enterprise and a massive starship apperd out of nowere that is compltly unknown. Is that all?
O’Brian: we recoverd the ships data recorder and have transferred all data to our computer banks
Yoda: clever you are young one
O’Brian: thank you
Picard: were did you come from?
Yoda; ah strong in the force am I
Picard: that explains it
Yoda: come with me you must. Great trouble there is
Worf: captain we should not trust this thing
Yoda:thing not I am a jedi master
Worf: sorry we should not trust this jedi person
Yoda: trust me you shall or great troble there be
Picard:mr worf please leave us and man the battle bridge
Worf: eye sir
(worf leaves with smug look on his face)
Wes: so master Yoda whats the problem
Yoda: the Empier growing in force again
Kirk: not them again
Yoda: yes
(they walk out of the confrense room except yoda who just vanishes)
Lister: who the hell are you guys?
Picard: not again!
(bugs bunny appers with a sign saying mad isnt it)
(on earth we see yuri climbing into his personal craft)
Yuri: this will be a day long rembered
Comrad: Why?
Yuri: Because…
(he looks round to find himself in the brig of the USS Excalibur)
Yuri: fine! I say you there let me out
Redshirt: I can not do that
Yuri: (moves hand) I beg to deffier
Redshirt: yes master yuri
Yuri: that’s better. The end is nigh for the crew of this ship
(meanwhile on the ssd executor-A)
Palleon: identifie those ships out of that window?
Vimes: they are kitometer and a miranda mk2
Palleon: very well destroy them
Vimes: with great pleasure sir
(the ssd decloakes and fires all turbolasers and deploys two squdrens of advanced x-wings that apper to have a large gun on there backs. The fedaration ships activate evasive manuvers and the x-wings take out the navigational deflector arrays of both ships and then they fly into each other)
Vimes: that was easy
Palleon: you said it mate!
(suddenly a large armada of fearation ships drop out of high warp and engaged the ssd. The ssd deployes all ties and coats it also fires off all turbo lasers. Armada opens fire in the usual way and apper to be winning.)
Palleon: we could really do with some help
Me: all right give me a minuet ahem this is Grand Admiral Hamilton of Soviet Imperial War Fleet and we wounderd if you would like some help
Palleon: thanks for that Mr Author
Me: Your welcome now on with the fighting
Palleon: Excelent stand by to retreat
(Vada ghost appears)
Palleon: My god I mean Hello sir
Vader: stop grovoling Palleon you weak minded fool
Palleon: sorry my lieg
Vader: you will set corse for 252 by 254
Palleon: yes sir ( the ghost leaves) man that was wired
(ship jumps off into highper space leaving the siwf fleet to battle the fedartion armada)
Me: that wasn’t very nice Vader
Vader: Sorry but your writing this not me
Me: yes that’s right well I can do this then Q
Q: you rang
Me: yes destroy that fleet
Q: fine
(the armada tries to retreat but suddenly they shrink and become christmas decarations and the tree burns down. The siwf fleet dissaper with a flash of blue lightning)
Vader: Q why did you do that they were our allies
Q: it wasn’t me
Me: sorry guys that was me had to keep my fleet safe
Q and Vader: where are they?
Me: on earth in the year 2002 posing as wreakage from the world trade centers
Q: if that’s all for me can I go?
Me: yes thanks for the help. And youd better go to vader your due at the door in your role as a ghost on the Enterprise-d
Vader: your right there I am now ahem you will stop this pursuit and return home
Picard: get off my… not again this is getting trying now
Riker: I wounder were we are now?
Waiter: bonjour mosiure welcome to millyways the resturant at the end of the universe
(Vader is stnding alone on the bridge of the D)
Vader: Hello? Well at least I now have a ship
(Yoda appears)
)
Yoda: Ah meet again we do
Vader: shut up you I have a ship now
Yoda: very well (vanaishes)
Vader: Computer Transfer commands to me
Comp: please use activation code
Vader: alpha 22341 engage
Comp: comfirmed
Vader: excelent
Comp: warning ship approching at high warp
Vader: put it on but cut visual from this end
Comp: done
Will continue when i have new ideas!!!
Chapter1
Scene: On board a sd
We see the empeora and Darth vader’s force ghost are talking
Vader: Yes empeora all is going according to plan
Emp: excelent with the romulans, vogons, Borg and Dr Who on our side no one will oppose us
Vader: master plan
Emp: I know good isnt it
(they fade out laughing)
(we switch to the bridge of the enterprise-b)
Harrimon: Helm set a course for 598 by 252
Helm:eye sir setting course… sir those cords are in uncharted territory past the boundry with… what is the name of that race?
Science: No idea what your talking about.
Sulu: (appering from turbo lift) morning every one whats happing?
Harrimon:not muc…
(as he says this a violent explosion rocks the ship)
Harrimon: redalert polarise the hull (pause) Hello? Is anyone there
Silence
Helm: ug uh what hit us?
Intercom: warning small telephone box in the hull ship hull distabalising
Harrimon: quick engage the timedrive set corse for the 24th centuary
Helm:eye sir
(we see the ship shimering out of exsistance)
(the uss enterprise-d)
Picard: Helm set corse for 252 by 254 warp 2
Wes: eye sir seting corse
Riker: wes what is that duck doing in the bottom corner of the screen?
Wes: sorry its just the screen saver again
Picard: (rolling eyes) stop playing with the computer core wes
Wes: yes premier... er sorry sir
Worf:(worf turns from consouls) sir there is a temporal distorcian forming off the starbord bow
Picard: doh, wes full stop. Data on screen
Data: does not compute
Picard: whatever
(on the screen we see a familer blueish green hole in space. The enterprise-B flies out and automaticly starts spining as the tardis is mucking up the scales that hold the ship steady)
Data: captain the ship reads as the enterprise ncc 1701-b
Picard:thank you mister Data
Troi: sir I sense great pain fr…
All: shutup Deanna
(the sceen changes to show a pic of earth we zoom in
and reach the MIB offices)
j: man this is really boring
k: what are you on about this is important work
J: what cleaning the toilets is important!
K: yes with out a clean toilet the galaxy could be thrown into turmoil
(a blue police tlephone box appers in the corner of one of the cubicals)
J: I whish the doc could learn how to steer that thing
K: I know I just cleaned that bog
(the door opens and the doc walks out and puts his foot in the toilet)
Doc: creatings agent K and J im afraid the universe is in turmoil again
J: man what is wrong with this palce
Doc: its even worse apprantly theres’ anouther me going around
K: that is most unfortunat
J: does that mean the mirror universe is open again?
Doc: Im not certain but we must go and find agents Muldder and Scully
(J, K and the Doc climb into the tardis and shimmer out of view)
J: shouldn’t we tell Z ?
K: no ill call him later
Doc: hold on this may be bumpy
Sceen(in america mullder and scully in office)
Mul: are you positive you left them here
Scul: yes I am
Mul: well I cant find your stupid keys
Scul: well keep looking
Mul: the truth is out there the key is gone
Scul: be quite
(tardis apperes)
Mul: hi Doc
Doc: greetings. We must hurry get In with agents J and K and we must be fast
(they climb in and fade out. Switch to the bridge of the Hart of Gold ship)
Ford:zaphyod me old mate
Zaph: yes
Ford: were are we?
Zaph: I don’t know. Yo computer
Eddy: hi there im Eddy your friendly computer
Zaph: can it and tell us were we are ok?
Eddy: ok, we are currently in orbit around the planet of tattoine
Zaph: there that’s were we are
(trillian and dent walk on)
Dent: so your certain there’s no tea on this ship
Tril: yes
Dent: Zaphyod
Zaph: yes you semi evoled ape?
Dent: its human anyway what is that big red thing out there?
Trill: theres nothing out ttthhhheeerrree what the hell is that
Dent: I dont know i just asked
Ford: computer identify that ship
Eddy: that is the mining ship Red Drawf
Dent:oh whats’ that?
(we see the ship moving towards red drawf. Red drawf is five hundred times bigger then the improb ship)
(on red drawf rimmer is panicking)
Rim: at last aliens
Lis: no there not Rimmer, Holly tell him who they are
Hol: that appers to be the improboblity ship that was stolen by zaphod betelbrox
Cat: see you toilet brush head
Kry: sirs I thought id bring a tray of drinks to the bridge
Koc: thanks kryten
(we fade out and go back to the enterprise)
Picard:so your telling me that the hole crew of the Enterprise-B is dead?
Geordi: yes sir that’s the truth
Picard: how did they die?
Data: it appers that the computer was damaged in the crash by the tardis and deactivated the force fields
Geordi: so they sufficated but apperd to have enough time to engage the time drive
Riker(on com): Captain sorry to but in
Picard: go ahead number one?
Riker: long range sensors have picked a starship approching at high warp
Picard: any idea who they are?
Riker; it appers to be the U.S.S YAMATO
Picard: what are they doing out this far?
Riker: no idea sir they are not responding to hails
Picard: keep trying im on my way Picard out
Riker: eye sir
Picard: getelmen lets go welcome are guests
(they walk on to bridge)
Picard: what the…
Kirk: ah Jean Luc good to see you but what are you doing on my bridge?
Picard: sorry Jim but that’s what id like to know
Kirk: mr spock could you explain this
Spock: no sir this is most ilogical
Chekov: Keptin there is a ship approaching at high warp
Kirk: who is it this far out
Chekov: who ever they are there in a hurry
Kirk: uhra hail them
Uhra: there not responding
Spock: sir there in visual range
Kirk: on screen
(we see the enterprise sitting in space and a ssd droping out oh highperspace)
Chekov: vhat is that?
Spock: am picking up no communication or identication being transmitted
Sulu: sir should I prepare to jump to warp?
Picard: no wait ive got an idea
All: what
Picard: I shall perform the picard manouver
Kirk: the what?
Picard: my special move (he strightens his shirt) right that’s done Mr sulu engage the warp drive
Sulu: I sir
(ship jumps into warp and vanishes in the usual manor)
(picard and kirk plus enterprise A and D bridge crews sitting in confrence room)
Picard: so that is all we know the Enterprise-b crew has been killed, ive some how walked from the Enterprise to Jims Enterprise and a massive starship apperd out of nowere that is compltly unknown. Is that all?
O’Brian: we recoverd the ships data recorder and have transferred all data to our computer banks
Yoda: clever you are young one
O’Brian: thank you
Picard: were did you come from?
Yoda; ah strong in the force am I
Picard: that explains it
Yoda: come with me you must. Great trouble there is
Worf: captain we should not trust this thing
Yoda:thing not I am a jedi master
Worf: sorry we should not trust this jedi person
Yoda: trust me you shall or great troble there be
Picard:mr worf please leave us and man the battle bridge
Worf: eye sir
(worf leaves with smug look on his face)
Wes: so master Yoda whats the problem
Yoda: the Empier growing in force again
Kirk: not them again
Yoda: yes
(they walk out of the confrense room except yoda who just vanishes)
Lister: who the hell are you guys?
Picard: not again!
(bugs bunny appers with a sign saying mad isnt it)
(on earth we see yuri climbing into his personal craft)
Yuri: this will be a day long rembered
Comrad: Why?
Yuri: Because…
(he looks round to find himself in the brig of the USS Excalibur)
Yuri: fine! I say you there let me out
Redshirt: I can not do that
Yuri: (moves hand) I beg to deffier
Redshirt: yes master yuri
Yuri: that’s better. The end is nigh for the crew of this ship
(meanwhile on the ssd executor-A)
Palleon: identifie those ships out of that window?
Vimes: they are kitometer and a miranda mk2
Palleon: very well destroy them
Vimes: with great pleasure sir
(the ssd decloakes and fires all turbolasers and deploys two squdrens of advanced x-wings that apper to have a large gun on there backs. The fedaration ships activate evasive manuvers and the x-wings take out the navigational deflector arrays of both ships and then they fly into each other)
Vimes: that was easy
Palleon: you said it mate!
(suddenly a large armada of fearation ships drop out of high warp and engaged the ssd. The ssd deployes all ties and coats it also fires off all turbo lasers. Armada opens fire in the usual way and apper to be winning.)
Palleon: we could really do with some help
Me: all right give me a minuet ahem this is Grand Admiral Hamilton of Soviet Imperial War Fleet and we wounderd if you would like some help
Palleon: thanks for that Mr Author
Me: Your welcome now on with the fighting
Palleon: Excelent stand by to retreat
(Vada ghost appears)
Palleon: My god I mean Hello sir
Vader: stop grovoling Palleon you weak minded fool
Palleon: sorry my lieg
Vader: you will set corse for 252 by 254
Palleon: yes sir ( the ghost leaves) man that was wired
(ship jumps off into highper space leaving the siwf fleet to battle the fedartion armada)
Me: that wasn’t very nice Vader
Vader: Sorry but your writing this not me
Me: yes that’s right well I can do this then Q
Q: you rang
Me: yes destroy that fleet
Q: fine
(the armada tries to retreat but suddenly they shrink and become christmas decarations and the tree burns down. The siwf fleet dissaper with a flash of blue lightning)
Vader: Q why did you do that they were our allies
Q: it wasn’t me
Me: sorry guys that was me had to keep my fleet safe
Q and Vader: where are they?
Me: on earth in the year 2002 posing as wreakage from the world trade centers
Q: if that’s all for me can I go?
Me: yes thanks for the help. And youd better go to vader your due at the door in your role as a ghost on the Enterprise-d
Vader: your right there I am now ahem you will stop this pursuit and return home
Picard: get off my… not again this is getting trying now
Riker: I wounder were we are now?
Waiter: bonjour mosiure welcome to millyways the resturant at the end of the universe
(Vader is stnding alone on the bridge of the D)
Vader: Hello? Well at least I now have a ship
(Yoda appears)
)
Yoda: Ah meet again we do
Vader: shut up you I have a ship now
Yoda: very well (vanaishes)
Vader: Computer Transfer commands to me
Comp: please use activation code
Vader: alpha 22341 engage
Comp: comfirmed
Vader: excelent
Comp: warning ship approching at high warp
Vader: put it on but cut visual from this end
Comp: done
Will continue when i have new ideas!!!
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