Acid
Posted: 2007-04-08 12:06am
Some background: not everything mentioned below is my own work, and features characters, organisations and situations developed by friends - major props go out to SiegeTank, Peregrin Toker, Speaker-to-Trolls and Shroom Man 777 (users on this board) and Invictus, Malchus and Mobius 1 (who I'm not sure if they're users on this board). This story is set within a collaborative universe which is based on superhero comic books. That's your cue to tread very lightly.
Acid
Overture - Things Might Get Trippy
Part One
The Port of London was a hive of frenetic activity normally, but today, like every day over the past months, it was once again packed to the gills. Some people were the dockhands, of course. But crowded in tight against the police cordons were men and women and even children carrying signs and placards with variations on the same theme:
Down with Saint.
Some might say they were entirely justified, considering what lay beyond the ridged aluminium walls of the drydock. A smooth, blue-black wedge, carrying at its heart a bank of inert fusion reactors. A dagger over three hundred metres long, studded with cells and silos and pits for weapons. Without any visible propeller, it was said to be driven by electromagnetic fields. It's uniform shell was broken only by a series of red letters and numbers near its pointed nose: SCE-3 TESTAROSSA. It practically brooded in its dry cradle, attended to without and within. A young man, with a bright orange hardhat completely failing to look natural with the clean white shirt a smart tie, clanked up wire-mesh stairs and stepped into the temporary office of Anthony Saint.
The wizard business man was rocked back in his chair, shiny leather shoes propped on the corner of an overstuffed desk. There was something grave about his face, set in lines. He was reading something, a sheet of thick, yellowed paper, a perfectly round, royal blue wax seal clinging to it. Saint looked up and his face softened, before creaking into a smile the covered his face. “Come in Geoffrey.” he said, taking his feet off the desk and scrunching the letter between his hands. “What's news?”
“Well sir,” Geoffrey began, taking off his helmet. “I've just got word that the superconducting engines have arrived from Hero Labs, and I just received a call from the Quartermass Experiment; the positronic matrix is nearing completion.”
“That still puts us behind schedule.” grumbled the laptop computer sitting on the desk. It's screen displayed nothing but a capital 'L'. “Irregardless of the Quartermass Experiment's expertise, it's not like they're writing her from scratch. Just putting together her core hardware.”
“Hush Lucifer.” Tony Saint sighed expansively, still smiling. He smoothed out his sleeve. “We're paying for quality, not speed.” He turned his eyes back to his aide. He arched his brow, and Geoffrey finished off his report.
“Mister Wei says that he and your guest should be arriving in a little under fifteen minutes.”
“Speaking of arriving,” Lucifer intoned with the unmistakable air of AI amusement. “We're about to receive a visit from a certain major. You might want to put your tie on.”
Outside, a black behemoth rolled through through the crowd, which parted before its awfully well polished nose. Noses wrinkled, and the environmentalists stirred with outrage, for the stench rolling off it was not the ozone tang of an electric car, but the smell of burning oil. A dirty, obsolete monstrosity. A relic which should have stayed in the past. Much like, some would say, the owner. He stepped out, hair and thick moustache grey like that of an aged man, but radiating the strength of someone much younger. He took a glance back at his car, glared at it, then the crowd. A cigar roughly the same size of a red wood tree was clamped between his teeth.
He straightened his uniform jacket and marched off towards the the dock.
When he arrived at Tony Saint's office, he automatically lifted his boot, then put it back down almost immediately. The door was propped up against the wall behind Saint's desk. “Hello, Uther.” said the fop, and there were traces of smugness in his equally foppish assistant.
“That's Sir Uther.” he snarled, jabbing his hand forward, brand flaming.
“Yes, yes, of course. And for what do I owe the pleasure of a visit from the great Major Britannic?”
“Just checking up on your little project. That's all.” for once, he didn't snarl or bark. No, this time he seemed inexplicably smug. “Just seeing with my own eyes what you're up to.” There was a glint in his eye as he approached the windows. Saint got to his feet and joined the big superhuman soldier.
“What I'm doing, Sir Uther, is self-evident. I am building the third of my Endymion class assault landing submarines.”
“Yes, but why, I wonder.” Uther mused, a chuckle bubbling at his lips. “Does Saintly Concerns really need a third of these boats?”
“It's a ship, and the answer will become self-evident soon enough.” Lucifer said. “Wei is here.”
Wei was the shortest man in the room, nor more than five and a half feet. However, he made up for it in sheer bulk, so broad that he could only get through the door sideways – and then, only barely. His face was scars; his chin long since mangled, two enormous old scars stretching across his entire face. Cross-shaped, starting from his cheek. They looked vicious, as though a normal man could never have survived them. Still, his lips turned up. The man following him seemed more confused than anything, glancing out the window at the submarine in drydock.
“How was your trip?” Saint asked of his closest friend and assistant.
“It was Africa.” Wei replied and more smiles were exchanged. Uther ignored the conversation and peered at the other man, he squinted.
“Do I know you?” he asked between puffs of his cigar.
“Why, that, Sir Uther, is Major Ulysses Stirling, formerly of the SAS.”
“Eh? But he's dead.” the cigar almost fell out of his mouth, but nothing shocked Major Britannic that much. “I was at his funeral. It was a good one too.” he added, mostly to the apparently dead man.
“Well, uh, I guess I'm not.” Stirling scratched one temple.
“But why are you here, of all places?” one major demanded of the other.
“That has everything to do with my newest submarine.” Saint clapped his hands together.
Four men and a laptop stood alongside the pit and watched Anthony Saint clamber up on the smoothly hull of the submarine. “The Testarossa is the third of my Endymions, and the first flight two of the class. This makes it, quite frankly, the most advanced submarine under the public eye, and very likely out of it.” his expensive shoes clicked along the dark hull. “The hull form is not traditional, much as was the case with my Luxion class fast attack submarines. Nor too is the propulsion system, which is magnetohydrodynamic and augmented by the electromagnetic fluidics control system in order to eliminate the problems of cavitation at high speed. Not only is it the largest submarine in the world, excepting the twoo thousand foot monster built by the dinosaurs, it is one of the fastest and most agile.”
“Enough patting of backs and sucking of cocks.” Uther snapped. “I don't care about its performance. That's for the eggheads at RACKET to bother with. Your company can only afford a limited number of soldiers, and you don't have nearly enough to justify a third of these things.”
“You've done your research.” Lucifer noted from Wei's hands. “Or someone else has.”
“However, that information is correct. But the Testarossa is not for a conventional force of Deep Blues.” he paused. “Tell me, Sir Uther, you know the story. Major Stirling went down with his men during the first and last assault against the mad-scientist Ichabod Weird – the inscrutable Doctor Weird. How then, did he survive the psychotic wonderland of the Weird Island?”
Uther took a long suck on his cigar and sighed, exhaling a great ring of smoke. “You're building a squad of fighting freaks.”
“Metahumans, yes.”
The strongest man in Britain turned the younger man towards him. “So you intend to work for this scumbag? Why don't you come back to the army, serve your country with pride.”
“Frankly major, that is what I intend to do. I spent ten years fighting for this country only to be beaten up by a cyborg chimp and subjected to two years of surgery at the hands of a man who was so absentminded that he'd wear odd socks on his hands.” Stirling squeezed the bridge of his nose. “I realise you can't have known I was alive. However, you didn't even come for our bodies. You left us there to rot and be used in experiments by a complete scientific lunatic. Forgive me if I don't feel much loyalty to the Royal Army.”
“But it's your duty to the British Empire!” Uther thundered and Tony Saint tossed up his hands.
“For Christ's sake Uther! How old are you? A hundred and thirty something? There is no British Empire. You watched it fall.”
Uther snorted. “Call it a lapse. Good day gentlemen.”
Britain's Greatest Hero stormed out the building. There was a silence in which Saint chuckled at his triumph, then the crack of snapping steel, the crash of tossed car and the screams of thousands. Evidentially, Major Britannic was dispersing the protesters. There was tiny, distant cry of 'I'm being oppressed' suddenly cut off by a thunderous roar of 'HIPPIE SCUM!'. Saint brushed his hands together, looking at the far wall.
“How convenient.”
*
Sitting in a certain restaurant on West Street, Major Ulysses Stirling tried to feel as though he was in the right location. He stared down at the glittering fork in his hand, sunk tine first into his steaming meal. Anthony had asked for a fifteen year old bottle of red cost more than a hundred fifty pounds. His meal, from the antipasti to the rump of lamb and the promised pannacotta cost over sixty. Between the three of them, there was more than three hundred pounds worth of food and drink. It was more than his entire troop would spend when they went out together. He shifted in his seat, carefully placed down his pretty knife and fork, then reached for his glass of Fuller's Ale. The muscles in his hand uncoiled, and when he took a sip it was like someone had removed an iron rod from his spine.
He had to admit the music was pretty good. A young lady in what he assumed was an expensive dress playing a liquid smooth tune on the baby grand just nearby. The light bounced from her earrings in rainbow flashes, and her hair was piled artistically on her head. He knew that Saint and his bodyguard were watching him, so he turned his attention back to them.
“It must be your first real meal in years, Major.” Saint remarked over his Glenarm Salmon.
“I'm not so sure.” Stirling replied, picking at the lamb. “I ate mostly ground beef for the two years I was in Africa. This is, without a doubt, the best tasting food I've had in the past four. But, even still, I feel as though all those meals I cooked on a little gas stove in some slummy 'apartment' were ... more real than this.”
Wei nodded, his suckling pig skewered. “They were meals closer to your own experience. Things you had learned and earned.”
“Something like that.” he took a bite. “May I ask, sir-”
“Tony, or Anthony, please.”
“May I ask, Anthony, how and why you selected me?”
“The how is a remarkably effective network of intelligence and contacts stretching around the globe.” Saint replied simply, sipping at his glass of wine. “As to the why, well, I would have thought that was obvious. Did you not defuse a rebellion threatening to plunge South Africa into ruin. You almost singlehandedly revitalised the defense of the SANDF. You ended the terrible reign of the metahuman conqueror, Richard.”
Of course. Richard, a man whose powers of persuasion was such that his very visage caused people to bow their heads. Whose words carried ultimate authority to those who heard them. A man with the voice of God, who could never be refused. He had bound together cities and villages and men and beasts and monsters. Richard, who threatened not only the stability of South Africa, but potentially the entire continent. Stirling had been there, and he had the defense forces rally to him, and from there they crushed a rebellion of millions in one fell swoop. The broke the main front, smashed their flanks. And for the king himself ...
The rebellion was running scared. A stampede, quite literal for all the animals that Richard had coerced. But the man himself was always nearby, and he could quieten it. He would rally them all with his words and his presence. He had no fear, for no one would dare kill him. No man could, their shame overpowering. He rose up atop his command vehicle, a tank he had stolen some time ago, crowded with speakers.
He opened his mouth to speak, and the bullet entered just below his eye. From what was not the optimum sniping position, Stirling took another breath, and stepped away from the window. The revolution kept running.
“Your tactical and strategic knowhow, your quickness and willingness to act, your strength of command. All qualities which I need.” he poured himself another glass of wine. “That you are superhuman in physical capability and expertly skilled in combat are simply bonuses, secondary. If you were a baseline such as myself, I would hire you anyway.”
“You know a lot, Anthony.”
“Of course.” the business man frowned, raised his glass to his nose. “Knowledge will always be power.”
Acid
Overture - Things Might Get Trippy
Part One
The Port of London was a hive of frenetic activity normally, but today, like every day over the past months, it was once again packed to the gills. Some people were the dockhands, of course. But crowded in tight against the police cordons were men and women and even children carrying signs and placards with variations on the same theme:
Down with Saint.
Some might say they were entirely justified, considering what lay beyond the ridged aluminium walls of the drydock. A smooth, blue-black wedge, carrying at its heart a bank of inert fusion reactors. A dagger over three hundred metres long, studded with cells and silos and pits for weapons. Without any visible propeller, it was said to be driven by electromagnetic fields. It's uniform shell was broken only by a series of red letters and numbers near its pointed nose: SCE-3 TESTAROSSA. It practically brooded in its dry cradle, attended to without and within. A young man, with a bright orange hardhat completely failing to look natural with the clean white shirt a smart tie, clanked up wire-mesh stairs and stepped into the temporary office of Anthony Saint.
The wizard business man was rocked back in his chair, shiny leather shoes propped on the corner of an overstuffed desk. There was something grave about his face, set in lines. He was reading something, a sheet of thick, yellowed paper, a perfectly round, royal blue wax seal clinging to it. Saint looked up and his face softened, before creaking into a smile the covered his face. “Come in Geoffrey.” he said, taking his feet off the desk and scrunching the letter between his hands. “What's news?”
“Well sir,” Geoffrey began, taking off his helmet. “I've just got word that the superconducting engines have arrived from Hero Labs, and I just received a call from the Quartermass Experiment; the positronic matrix is nearing completion.”
“That still puts us behind schedule.” grumbled the laptop computer sitting on the desk. It's screen displayed nothing but a capital 'L'. “Irregardless of the Quartermass Experiment's expertise, it's not like they're writing her from scratch. Just putting together her core hardware.”
“Hush Lucifer.” Tony Saint sighed expansively, still smiling. He smoothed out his sleeve. “We're paying for quality, not speed.” He turned his eyes back to his aide. He arched his brow, and Geoffrey finished off his report.
“Mister Wei says that he and your guest should be arriving in a little under fifteen minutes.”
“Speaking of arriving,” Lucifer intoned with the unmistakable air of AI amusement. “We're about to receive a visit from a certain major. You might want to put your tie on.”
Outside, a black behemoth rolled through through the crowd, which parted before its awfully well polished nose. Noses wrinkled, and the environmentalists stirred with outrage, for the stench rolling off it was not the ozone tang of an electric car, but the smell of burning oil. A dirty, obsolete monstrosity. A relic which should have stayed in the past. Much like, some would say, the owner. He stepped out, hair and thick moustache grey like that of an aged man, but radiating the strength of someone much younger. He took a glance back at his car, glared at it, then the crowd. A cigar roughly the same size of a red wood tree was clamped between his teeth.
He straightened his uniform jacket and marched off towards the the dock.
When he arrived at Tony Saint's office, he automatically lifted his boot, then put it back down almost immediately. The door was propped up against the wall behind Saint's desk. “Hello, Uther.” said the fop, and there were traces of smugness in his equally foppish assistant.
“That's Sir Uther.” he snarled, jabbing his hand forward, brand flaming.
“Yes, yes, of course. And for what do I owe the pleasure of a visit from the great Major Britannic?”
“Just checking up on your little project. That's all.” for once, he didn't snarl or bark. No, this time he seemed inexplicably smug. “Just seeing with my own eyes what you're up to.” There was a glint in his eye as he approached the windows. Saint got to his feet and joined the big superhuman soldier.
“What I'm doing, Sir Uther, is self-evident. I am building the third of my Endymion class assault landing submarines.”
“Yes, but why, I wonder.” Uther mused, a chuckle bubbling at his lips. “Does Saintly Concerns really need a third of these boats?”
“It's a ship, and the answer will become self-evident soon enough.” Lucifer said. “Wei is here.”
Wei was the shortest man in the room, nor more than five and a half feet. However, he made up for it in sheer bulk, so broad that he could only get through the door sideways – and then, only barely. His face was scars; his chin long since mangled, two enormous old scars stretching across his entire face. Cross-shaped, starting from his cheek. They looked vicious, as though a normal man could never have survived them. Still, his lips turned up. The man following him seemed more confused than anything, glancing out the window at the submarine in drydock.
“How was your trip?” Saint asked of his closest friend and assistant.
“It was Africa.” Wei replied and more smiles were exchanged. Uther ignored the conversation and peered at the other man, he squinted.
“Do I know you?” he asked between puffs of his cigar.
“Why, that, Sir Uther, is Major Ulysses Stirling, formerly of the SAS.”
“Eh? But he's dead.” the cigar almost fell out of his mouth, but nothing shocked Major Britannic that much. “I was at his funeral. It was a good one too.” he added, mostly to the apparently dead man.
“Well, uh, I guess I'm not.” Stirling scratched one temple.
“But why are you here, of all places?” one major demanded of the other.
“That has everything to do with my newest submarine.” Saint clapped his hands together.
Four men and a laptop stood alongside the pit and watched Anthony Saint clamber up on the smoothly hull of the submarine. “The Testarossa is the third of my Endymions, and the first flight two of the class. This makes it, quite frankly, the most advanced submarine under the public eye, and very likely out of it.” his expensive shoes clicked along the dark hull. “The hull form is not traditional, much as was the case with my Luxion class fast attack submarines. Nor too is the propulsion system, which is magnetohydrodynamic and augmented by the electromagnetic fluidics control system in order to eliminate the problems of cavitation at high speed. Not only is it the largest submarine in the world, excepting the twoo thousand foot monster built by the dinosaurs, it is one of the fastest and most agile.”
“Enough patting of backs and sucking of cocks.” Uther snapped. “I don't care about its performance. That's for the eggheads at RACKET to bother with. Your company can only afford a limited number of soldiers, and you don't have nearly enough to justify a third of these things.”
“You've done your research.” Lucifer noted from Wei's hands. “Or someone else has.”
“However, that information is correct. But the Testarossa is not for a conventional force of Deep Blues.” he paused. “Tell me, Sir Uther, you know the story. Major Stirling went down with his men during the first and last assault against the mad-scientist Ichabod Weird – the inscrutable Doctor Weird. How then, did he survive the psychotic wonderland of the Weird Island?”
Uther took a long suck on his cigar and sighed, exhaling a great ring of smoke. “You're building a squad of fighting freaks.”
“Metahumans, yes.”
The strongest man in Britain turned the younger man towards him. “So you intend to work for this scumbag? Why don't you come back to the army, serve your country with pride.”
“Frankly major, that is what I intend to do. I spent ten years fighting for this country only to be beaten up by a cyborg chimp and subjected to two years of surgery at the hands of a man who was so absentminded that he'd wear odd socks on his hands.” Stirling squeezed the bridge of his nose. “I realise you can't have known I was alive. However, you didn't even come for our bodies. You left us there to rot and be used in experiments by a complete scientific lunatic. Forgive me if I don't feel much loyalty to the Royal Army.”
“But it's your duty to the British Empire!” Uther thundered and Tony Saint tossed up his hands.
“For Christ's sake Uther! How old are you? A hundred and thirty something? There is no British Empire. You watched it fall.”
Uther snorted. “Call it a lapse. Good day gentlemen.”
Britain's Greatest Hero stormed out the building. There was a silence in which Saint chuckled at his triumph, then the crack of snapping steel, the crash of tossed car and the screams of thousands. Evidentially, Major Britannic was dispersing the protesters. There was tiny, distant cry of 'I'm being oppressed' suddenly cut off by a thunderous roar of 'HIPPIE SCUM!'. Saint brushed his hands together, looking at the far wall.
“How convenient.”
*
Sitting in a certain restaurant on West Street, Major Ulysses Stirling tried to feel as though he was in the right location. He stared down at the glittering fork in his hand, sunk tine first into his steaming meal. Anthony had asked for a fifteen year old bottle of red cost more than a hundred fifty pounds. His meal, from the antipasti to the rump of lamb and the promised pannacotta cost over sixty. Between the three of them, there was more than three hundred pounds worth of food and drink. It was more than his entire troop would spend when they went out together. He shifted in his seat, carefully placed down his pretty knife and fork, then reached for his glass of Fuller's Ale. The muscles in his hand uncoiled, and when he took a sip it was like someone had removed an iron rod from his spine.
He had to admit the music was pretty good. A young lady in what he assumed was an expensive dress playing a liquid smooth tune on the baby grand just nearby. The light bounced from her earrings in rainbow flashes, and her hair was piled artistically on her head. He knew that Saint and his bodyguard were watching him, so he turned his attention back to them.
“It must be your first real meal in years, Major.” Saint remarked over his Glenarm Salmon.
“I'm not so sure.” Stirling replied, picking at the lamb. “I ate mostly ground beef for the two years I was in Africa. This is, without a doubt, the best tasting food I've had in the past four. But, even still, I feel as though all those meals I cooked on a little gas stove in some slummy 'apartment' were ... more real than this.”
Wei nodded, his suckling pig skewered. “They were meals closer to your own experience. Things you had learned and earned.”
“Something like that.” he took a bite. “May I ask, sir-”
“Tony, or Anthony, please.”
“May I ask, Anthony, how and why you selected me?”
“The how is a remarkably effective network of intelligence and contacts stretching around the globe.” Saint replied simply, sipping at his glass of wine. “As to the why, well, I would have thought that was obvious. Did you not defuse a rebellion threatening to plunge South Africa into ruin. You almost singlehandedly revitalised the defense of the SANDF. You ended the terrible reign of the metahuman conqueror, Richard.”
Of course. Richard, a man whose powers of persuasion was such that his very visage caused people to bow their heads. Whose words carried ultimate authority to those who heard them. A man with the voice of God, who could never be refused. He had bound together cities and villages and men and beasts and monsters. Richard, who threatened not only the stability of South Africa, but potentially the entire continent. Stirling had been there, and he had the defense forces rally to him, and from there they crushed a rebellion of millions in one fell swoop. The broke the main front, smashed their flanks. And for the king himself ...
The rebellion was running scared. A stampede, quite literal for all the animals that Richard had coerced. But the man himself was always nearby, and he could quieten it. He would rally them all with his words and his presence. He had no fear, for no one would dare kill him. No man could, their shame overpowering. He rose up atop his command vehicle, a tank he had stolen some time ago, crowded with speakers.
He opened his mouth to speak, and the bullet entered just below his eye. From what was not the optimum sniping position, Stirling took another breath, and stepped away from the window. The revolution kept running.
“Your tactical and strategic knowhow, your quickness and willingness to act, your strength of command. All qualities which I need.” he poured himself another glass of wine. “That you are superhuman in physical capability and expertly skilled in combat are simply bonuses, secondary. If you were a baseline such as myself, I would hire you anyway.”
“You know a lot, Anthony.”
“Of course.” the business man frowned, raised his glass to his nose. “Knowledge will always be power.”