TIE-Fighter: Resources of the Empire (a short story)
Posted: 2007-07-01 09:53am
This is a short story in at least four parts about some pilots of TIE-fighters. All characters are original characters, so no member of the main cast of SW is in this story. So if you're expecting Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader or Jabba the Hutt in this little piece of fan-faction you're going to be disappointed.
Otherwise I hope you enjoy this little story of mine.
You can find my other stories under the following links:
Pride's Prize (another short-story): http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=83489
and
The Tale of Darth Vader's Son (an until now unfinished monster):
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=91577
TIE-Fighter: Resources of the Empire
Part One
TIE-fighter: Resources of the Empire
In the catalogs and starmaps of the GalacticEmpire's capital on Coruscant the brown dwarf had no name. Just a number, since there were so many stars like this one. M-IR-450,019,023 (M-Spectraltype-InnerRim-450,019,023). To some of the local population of the sector the brown dwarf was known as Durinol. The only thing remarkable about Durinol was its age. When the forces of gravity had pulled together to form the insignificant system - billions of years ago - there was enough matter to ignite the fusion of hydrogen, but not enough to give the new-born star planetary companions. A few hundred asteroids were the only entourage fate had given Durinol on its endless journey through the universe. Not that it mattered. Not for the ancient star and certainly not for its companions.
They lacked the awareness necessary to care.
Something that wasn't true of the four objects, that were on a course into the system.
They were small, very small. Smaller than planets, smaller than moons, smaller than most asteroids and comets. Only several meters long, wide and high they were fragile looking, artificial constructs: spherical cockpits attached by thin pylons to hexagonal-shaped heat-radiator-panels, with two tiny thrusters for a ionized particle-stream at their back. It was this thruster-system, that had given them their name:
Twin-Ion-Engine-fighter. TIE-fighter. The main starfighter of the GalacticEmpire.
At the moment those thrusters weren't active. The four fighters were moving with a constant speed of thirty-thousand kilometers every second - ten percent lightspeed - and since there was nothing in the vacuum of space to slow them down they would keep their speed without the need for additional thrust. This way they would reach the asteroid belt in fourty minutes.
The asteroid-belt and whatever was hiding inside of it.
---
Kolt "Scanner" Ceavers checked his sensors and scopes. Again. His instruments were working in perfect condition. Time to wake up his flight-mates.
"Alright Red-Flock, we'll do this slow and smooth. Start decelerating at 500 Gs. When we're down to 3,600 kilometers per second we increase to 4,200."
"Great. That prolongs our flight-time by an hour." came the complaint from his wing-man or, in that case, wing-woman.
"You've got a problem with our approach, Farmgirl?" Ceavers asked. The other pilot was right about the additional time, but their slow approach would make it more difficult for potential enemies to discover the approaching TIEs.
"Yes Sir, I wanted this excercise to be over before I'm running out of oxygen, Sir." answered Hella "Farmgirl" Jalpa.
Behind the impenetratable lenses of his helmet Kolt Ceaver's eyes turned into slits. Hella's voice had been humorous, but sometimes his co-pilot tended to be a little sloppy.
"You haven't forgotten your reserve-tank, Hella?" A standard tank contained enough breathable gases for twenty-four hours and this mission would be over long before that time was up, but to go out without a reserve-tank ... .
"No, Scanner, I didn't forget the reserve." Hella replied.
"Farmgirl wants this mission to be over, because her space-suit itches. Or rather she is itching. Our good Farmgirl was talking with a collegue from Blue-Flock, when she was supposed to take a shower." explained Tser Shintsky, the third member of Red-Flock.
"BOMBER!" Hella shouted.
"I knew I smelled something." Karamu Stafar, the fourth pilot of the quartet joined the conversation. "But I would have never guessed it to be Farmgirl."
"Wait till we're back, Bomber. I'll get you for that." Farmgirl threatened.
"For what? I wasn't wasting time on the typical female behavior of talking." Bomber explained.
"Talking is not typical female behavior." Hella argued.
"Yes it is. Scientifically proven. Your female body-structure is evidence of it."
"Now you've made me curios. How is my female body-structure evidence of being talkative?"
"Because a females butt is larger than her head. Do you know why?"
"I don't want to, but you're going to tell me anyway. So why is a females butt larger than her head?" Hella asked, sensing a trap.
"To save her from falling out of the window while gossiping." Bomber concluded laughing. Stafar joined him and even Ceavers couldn't surpress a chuckle.
"I hope you assholes know, that you're a bunch of mysogin Gamorreans." Hella thundered.
"Hella, I'm hurt." proclaimed Bomber. "We're the Imperial Navy. The Imperial Navy is anything but mysogin."
"Actually we're part of the local sector-group." Hella corrected. "The real Navy is so far above the likes of you, that you'll never see a real battleship. Not even a Star Cruiser when I think about it."
"Now you really hurt him." Kolt complained, who knew about Tser Shintsky's not so secret dream about a rise through the ranks of the galaxy-wide operating part of the Imperial Starfleet.
"I'm not hurt. Not really." stated Bomber. "No ill feelings Farmgirl, huuh?"
"Of course not, Bomber." assured Hella. "Of course me and my butt will still have to get at you, comrade." she said.
"Whenever you wish, Farmgirl." Tser Shintsky answered.
Otherwise I hope you enjoy this little story of mine.
You can find my other stories under the following links:
Pride's Prize (another short-story): http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=83489
and
The Tale of Darth Vader's Son (an until now unfinished monster):
http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=91577
TIE-Fighter: Resources of the Empire
Part One
TIE-fighter: Resources of the Empire
In the catalogs and starmaps of the GalacticEmpire's capital on Coruscant the brown dwarf had no name. Just a number, since there were so many stars like this one. M-IR-450,019,023 (M-Spectraltype-InnerRim-450,019,023). To some of the local population of the sector the brown dwarf was known as Durinol. The only thing remarkable about Durinol was its age. When the forces of gravity had pulled together to form the insignificant system - billions of years ago - there was enough matter to ignite the fusion of hydrogen, but not enough to give the new-born star planetary companions. A few hundred asteroids were the only entourage fate had given Durinol on its endless journey through the universe. Not that it mattered. Not for the ancient star and certainly not for its companions.
They lacked the awareness necessary to care.
Something that wasn't true of the four objects, that were on a course into the system.
They were small, very small. Smaller than planets, smaller than moons, smaller than most asteroids and comets. Only several meters long, wide and high they were fragile looking, artificial constructs: spherical cockpits attached by thin pylons to hexagonal-shaped heat-radiator-panels, with two tiny thrusters for a ionized particle-stream at their back. It was this thruster-system, that had given them their name:
Twin-Ion-Engine-fighter. TIE-fighter. The main starfighter of the GalacticEmpire.
At the moment those thrusters weren't active. The four fighters were moving with a constant speed of thirty-thousand kilometers every second - ten percent lightspeed - and since there was nothing in the vacuum of space to slow them down they would keep their speed without the need for additional thrust. This way they would reach the asteroid belt in fourty minutes.
The asteroid-belt and whatever was hiding inside of it.
---
Kolt "Scanner" Ceavers checked his sensors and scopes. Again. His instruments were working in perfect condition. Time to wake up his flight-mates.
"Alright Red-Flock, we'll do this slow and smooth. Start decelerating at 500 Gs. When we're down to 3,600 kilometers per second we increase to 4,200."
"Great. That prolongs our flight-time by an hour." came the complaint from his wing-man or, in that case, wing-woman.
"You've got a problem with our approach, Farmgirl?" Ceavers asked. The other pilot was right about the additional time, but their slow approach would make it more difficult for potential enemies to discover the approaching TIEs.
"Yes Sir, I wanted this excercise to be over before I'm running out of oxygen, Sir." answered Hella "Farmgirl" Jalpa.
Behind the impenetratable lenses of his helmet Kolt Ceaver's eyes turned into slits. Hella's voice had been humorous, but sometimes his co-pilot tended to be a little sloppy.
"You haven't forgotten your reserve-tank, Hella?" A standard tank contained enough breathable gases for twenty-four hours and this mission would be over long before that time was up, but to go out without a reserve-tank ... .
"No, Scanner, I didn't forget the reserve." Hella replied.
"Farmgirl wants this mission to be over, because her space-suit itches. Or rather she is itching. Our good Farmgirl was talking with a collegue from Blue-Flock, when she was supposed to take a shower." explained Tser Shintsky, the third member of Red-Flock.
"BOMBER!" Hella shouted.
"I knew I smelled something." Karamu Stafar, the fourth pilot of the quartet joined the conversation. "But I would have never guessed it to be Farmgirl."
"Wait till we're back, Bomber. I'll get you for that." Farmgirl threatened.
"For what? I wasn't wasting time on the typical female behavior of talking." Bomber explained.
"Talking is not typical female behavior." Hella argued.
"Yes it is. Scientifically proven. Your female body-structure is evidence of it."
"Now you've made me curios. How is my female body-structure evidence of being talkative?"
"Because a females butt is larger than her head. Do you know why?"
"I don't want to, but you're going to tell me anyway. So why is a females butt larger than her head?" Hella asked, sensing a trap.
"To save her from falling out of the window while gossiping." Bomber concluded laughing. Stafar joined him and even Ceavers couldn't surpress a chuckle.
"I hope you assholes know, that you're a bunch of mysogin Gamorreans." Hella thundered.
"Hella, I'm hurt." proclaimed Bomber. "We're the Imperial Navy. The Imperial Navy is anything but mysogin."
"Actually we're part of the local sector-group." Hella corrected. "The real Navy is so far above the likes of you, that you'll never see a real battleship. Not even a Star Cruiser when I think about it."
"Now you really hurt him." Kolt complained, who knew about Tser Shintsky's not so secret dream about a rise through the ranks of the galaxy-wide operating part of the Imperial Starfleet.
"I'm not hurt. Not really." stated Bomber. "No ill feelings Farmgirl, huuh?"
"Of course not, Bomber." assured Hella. "Of course me and my butt will still have to get at you, comrade." she said.
"Whenever you wish, Farmgirl." Tser Shintsky answered.