Channel Changes (not really a fic...)
Posted: 2003-01-26 11:23pm
The channel changes...yet another infomercial with a product to sell...
"Today we bring you the best offer to date on personality and life. For a limited time only we can offer you a complete package, not only do you get to be treated like shit by others, ignored by them and also left sad and lonley, but if you order today we will also throw in a complete bout of depression as our free gift to you...order while stocks last...
But I hear you cry, how much will this cost me? Why I'd pay $50 even $60 dollars for a deal like that...Its not though, its not even $20. This limited period offer comes to you today at the special price of FREE, plus of course self esteem and self worth to cover shipping, postage and packing..."
The channel changes...yet another infomercial with a product to sell...
"Today we bring you the best offer to date on personality and life. For a limited time only we can offer you a complete package, not only do you get to be treated like shit by others, ignored by them and also left sad and lonley, but if you order today we will also throw in a complete bout of depression as our free gift to you...order while stocks last...
But I hear you cry, how much will this cost me? Why I'd pay $50 even $60 dollars for a deal like that...Its not though, its not even $20. This limited period offer comes to you today at the special price of FREE, plus of course self esteem and self worth to cover shipping, postage and packing..."
The channel changes...yet another infomercial with a product to sell...
