Eros and Psyche: An 'Evangelion' Lemon

[Sidewinder]

Edited 13DEC2007-- revised the dates.
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"I met someone else... another ranger," the woman said.

Corporal Ikari Shinji, a US Army ranger, tightened his grip on his cellular phone. "But what about us? What about the love between us?" the ranger asked.

"I'm sorry, but with you in Japan, and me in Georgia, I don't think this relationship is gonna work out."

"I... I'm happy for you, and wish the best for you and your new boyfriend."

The woman sighed in relief. "Thank you for being so understanding, Shinji. I'm sure you'll find someone who'll give you the love you deserve."

"Bye, Carrie." The ranger hung up. "Cheating cunt!" The phone rang again. "What?!" Shinji angrily shouted into the speaker.

"Pilot Ikari, an Angel has been sighted," Captain Ayanami Rei reported, referring to alien beings that NERV, the UN agency she served, fought against. "It has entered Japanese territorial waters."

"I'm on my way." He marched to his barracks room door.

"Are you well, Pilot Ikari?"

"No, but I can still pilot the damn Eva, Captain," Shinji reported, referring to the Evangelions, or Evas, multipurpose humanoid fighting machines designed to fight the Angels.

"If you are not well, I will speak with General Slade," a US Air Force officer attached to NERV, "and ask him to take you off this mission."

Shinji sighed. "It's personal; you can ask NERV Security for more information." The ranger was unhappy with the fact that NERV Security kept him under 24-hour surveillance-- a NERV agent undoubtedly monitored the conversation between Shinji and his now ex-girlfriend-- but General Slade agreed that such measures were necessary to protect the ranger from terrorist threats. "It's no reason for me to stay out of the fight."

"Very well, Pilot Ikari."

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EROS AND PSYCHE

A 'Neon Genesis Evangelion' lemon by Sidewinder (aim9snake@hotmail.com), 2007. Characters created and owned by Gainax.

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The year AD 2020, 20 years after the Second Impact melted the Antarctic ice cap, causing floods, famines, and igniting wars that killed 50% of the human population. Now the Angels, the beings who caused the Second Impact, have returned; the Evas were the only weapons that could defeat the Angels, and only children whose mothers were exposed to the energies from the Third Impact, born between the day of the Second Impact and February of 2002, could pilot the Evas.

Shinji stood in the locker room, changing into an olive drab plug suit, an Eva's flight suit; a Heckler & Koch Universal Self-loading Pistol (USP) Tactical in a waterproof shoulder holster, and a helmet with integral sensors over the A10 nerve to let him "think" commands to the Eva, rested on the bench beside him. The ranger looked up to see Doctor Ibuki Maya, the 29-year-old woman who was Deputy Director of Project Evangelion, hold a plastic tube in her hand. "I can insert the catheter myself."

Maya smiled as she approached Shinji. "Don't you like having a beautiful woman lay hands on your penis?"

"Not when they're shoving things down my pee-hole."

Maya continued smiling. "Anyways, I have a medical degree, so I'm better qualified to perform the procedure." The brunette put a hand on the ranger's hip. "Trust me, Shinji-kun."

Doctor Kaji Ritsuko, the 35-year-old woman who was Director of Project Evangelion, stood in the Command Center. The bleach blonde noticed that Evangelion Unit 02's pilot's synchronization ratio, which determined the pilot's ability to control the Eva, was fluctuating. "Pilot Soryu, there are irregularities in your synch ratio. Are you okay?"

Captain Asuka Langley-Soryu, Unit 02's pilot, looked flustered. "You interrupted me while I was telling Eros how much my body hungers for his cock; the vibrator is still inside my pussy."

The personnel in the Command Center widened their eyes. "Ehhhh?!"

Ikari Gendo, Commander of NERV, turned to Ritsuko. "Will this interfere with the Second Children's ability to pilot?"

"Pilot Soryu's synch ratio is 3.08 to 5.56 percent higher than normal," Ritsuko reported.

Lieutenant Colonel Katsuragi Misato, the 34-year-old woman who was NERV's Director of Operations, massaged her temples. "Whatever." The raven-haired beauty looked up at the operational display. "Launch!"

Panels opened on the streets of Tokyo-3 to let elevators lift Evangelion Units 00, 01, and 02 out of their hangars. The Evas formed a triangle around Ramiel, the Angel of Thunder, whose midsection glowed in response.

"High-energy reaction detected within the target," an operator warned. "Radically accelerating... converging..."

Ritsuko's mouth opened to say, "Warning, the target..." Then the diamond-shaped Angel fired a beam of supercharged particles at Unit 01.

Rei, Unit 01's pilot, instinctively raised her right arm; the purple Eva mirrored her actions. "Ahhhh!" the albino screamed as her interface allowed her to feel the particle beam burn a hole in the Eva's forearm.

"Wonder Girl!" Asuka retrieved a 120 mm rifle, a bugle-shaped weapon based on the primary weapon of a main battle tank (MBT), from the arsenal tower beside Unit 02. She extended the Absolute Terror (AT) Field, the energy shield protecting the red Eva, to neutralize the Angel's. "Leave her alone!" The redhead squeezed the trigger to send a burst of depleted uranium (DU) penetrators towards the Angel, only to watch the shots ricochet off Ramiel's powerful AT Field.

"Pilot Soryu," Ritsuko radioed, "the target...!"

Unit 02 dived onto the street to dodge the incoming particle beam, which vaporized the pavement where the Eva stood a split-second ago. "Scheisse!" Asuka cursed as Unit 02 rolled to the right and took cover behind an apartment building; this shook the vibrator, triggering an orgasm. "Ahhhh!" She shivered in ecstasy as Ramiel tracked Unit 02, the particle beam digging a trench to the left of the Eva.

Aida Kensuke, Unit 00's pilot, retrieved a positron cannon from an arsenal tower. He aimed the cannon and squeezed the trigger. "Eat this!" The positron beam pierced Ramiel's AT Field and cracked the Angel's armor.

The operational display showed images taken by the Evas' cameras; Misato watched Ramiel turn an undamaged side towards Unit 00, the Angel's midsection glowing as he prepared to fire a particle beam. "Kensuke-kun...!"

Kensuke ducked behind the arsenal tower as Ramiel attacked. "Ah! Shit!" he cursed as the particle beam burned a hole in the tower, raining molten slag on the yellow Eva's back. Then the Angel turned its attention away from the yellow Eva. Kensuke looked up to see six Hypersonic High-Speed Strike Weapons (HSSWs) fly overhead; he heard the missile warheads detonate. "Pilot Ikari?"

*

Rei felt a ghostly hand close upon her right breast and pinch the nipple, as another hand closed upon her womanhood. The hands pulled back her body, against another woman's; the albino could feel two erect nipples pressing against her back. "Who...?" A thumb rubbed her clitoris as two fingers reached into her vagina; like stones thrown into a pond, this made waves of pleasure radiate from Rei's womanhood. "Ah!" The albino felt a tongue lick her right ear, before lips closed upon the ear to gently nibble it. "Stop," she begged. "My duty..."

The lips released Rei's ear to whisper, "Shinji."

*

"Gasp!" Rei inhaled a lungful of LCL, the liquid medium filling the Eva cockpit, as her eyes opened. The albino could see Ramiel through the hole in Unit 01's forearm; a high explosive (HE) shell exploded upon the Angel's AT Field. "Pilot Ikari," she whispered.

"Miss me?" Shinji, Unit 03's pilot, deadpanned. The black Eva's back mounted two mission adaptive wings (MAWs) and four Pratt & Whitney F119 turbofan engines, and its calves mounted two retractable tailplanes, based on those of the US Air Force's upgraded B-1 Lancer bomber; they let Unit 03 fly over Tokyo-3 as Shinji fired a 155 mm rifle, which resembled a giant Heckler & Koch HK417 rifle and was based on the M2001 Crusader self-propelled howitzer's primary weapon, at Ramiel.

Unit 02 leaned out from behind the apartment building, letting Asuka see Unit 03 perform a barrel roll to dodge a particle beam. The redhead fired a burst from her rifle, and ducked behind the building as the Angel turned its attention to her. In stepping on the pedals that controlled the Eva's feet, the Asuka made the vibrator move in and out of her vagina, triggering another orgasm. "Oh!"

Unit 00 mirrored Unit 02's actions, leaning out from behind the arsenal tower to shoot Ramiel, and then ducking to avoid the Angel's counterattack.

Ramiel hovered directly above NERV Headquarters; a lance-like extension reached down and began drilling through the armor protecting its goal. The Angel alternately shot at Units 00, 02, and 03, the particle beams cutting down buildings like timber as the black Eva closed the distance.

Then Shinji ran out of luck; a particle beam burned through Unit 03's left wing, igniting the fuel in it and sending the black Eva towards the ground. "Shit!" Unit 03 landed on its hands, tucked in its legs to roll forwards, and stopped in front of Ramiel, who fired a particle beam at point-blank range. "Ahhhh!"

"Pilot Ikari!" Rei didn't know why she was so concerned about Shinji; she only knew that she must help the ranger. The wing-like pylon on Unit 01's left shoulder split open to reveal a progressive knife, which the albino drew and pointed at the Angel. Motors made the blade vibrate at a high frequency, making the blade burn white, as the purple Eva charged.

Shinji could feel Unit 03's chest armor melt under Ramiel's attack; he ignored the pain as he forced the black Eva to stand up. "Die, motherfucker!" The rifle butt stroked Ramiel's side, shattering the armor there; a super solenoid (S2) engine, the Angel's power source, was visible as a red light behind layers of alien flesh. Unit 03 released the rifle-- a mechanical arm, linking the rifle grip to the black Eva's right hip, retracted the weapon-- and reached into the hole in Ramiel's armor. Rails guided a 280 mm pistol, which resembled a giant USP Tactical and, based on the M65 field gun, was capable of firing nuclear shells, out of a weapons bay in Unit 03's right forearm. "Die!" Shinji fired HE shells at point-blank range to shatter the S2 engine.

The personnel in the Command Center watched Ramiel's lance break as the Angel fell onto the ground. "Target has been completely silenced," an operator reported.

Unit 01 slowed down and sheathed its knife. Rei put a hand on Unit 03's left shoulder. "Pilot Ikari?"

Shinji took deep breaths to calm down. "I'm alive," he answered.

[Sidewinder]

Units 00, 01, and 02 boarded the elevators that would take them to the main hangars. Unit 03, its wings and turbofans making it too large to fit in the elevators, marched into the service corridor, towards the auxiliary hangar.

General Stuart Slade followed the US Air Force aircraft maintenance Unit 03 as the entry plug, the escape capsule that served as the cockpit, extended from the back of the black Eva's neck; then the cockpit hatch opened. "Cadet Ikari, you just cost US taxpayers an estimated 150,000,000 dollars in repairs."

"The price of victory, Sir." Shinji wasn't interested in becoming an officer-- the ranger described the position as being a "professional cocksucker"-- but the general insisted that the black Eva's pilot should be an officer; Shinji was ordered attend Ikari Yui University, which was named after his late mother, so he could earn a degree and attend Officer Candidate School (OCS).

Stuart frowned. "Keep this up and I'll begin deducting the costs of repair from your earnings."

"Yes, Sir." Shinji began climbing out of the cockpit. "Ah!" He put his hands on his chest.

Stuart took a knee and offered his hand. "What's wrong?"

"My chest... it still feels like someone put it on a barbecue grill..." The ranger took the general's hand, and let his commander lift him out of the cockpit.

"Have Doctor Ibuki check you out."

"Yes, Sir."

*

"Scan complete. You can get up now." Maya looked through the observation window to see Shinji rise from underneath the magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) scanner.

The ranger moved behind a blind, towards the table where his USP and plug suit were. He removed the pistol from his holster and checked to see that it was loaded, and then holstered the weapon. Shinji took off his hospital gown, put on the plug suit, strapped the holster to his right thigh, and joined Maya in the examination room. "What's up, Doc?"

The brunette stared at a monitor, examining the results of the scan. "The MRI shows some activity in your parietal lobe, likely due to feedback from the Eva." The A10 nerve sensors also transmitted information to an Eva pilot. "Other than that, you are in excellent health, Shinji-kun."

"I don't feel in excellent health," the ranger deadpanned.

Maya smiled at Shinji. "I'll prescribe some codeine for the pain."

The ranger frowned. "Sounds like cocaine."

"It's an opiate, synthesized from morphine through methylation."

"It still sounds like an illegal drug. I don't want to put my Army career in jeopardy just to avoid a little..." Shinji winced. "Okay, more than a little pain."

The brunette put her hand on the ranger's shoulder. "Don't worry. As long as you have a valid prescription," she typed a command, "which you now have, you can legally use codeine."

"By the way, what about my idea for a nerve 'filter' that will prevent me from feeling pain every time the Eva is damaged?" Shinji asked.

"I did simulations on the MAGI," the three-in-one supercomputer installed in the Command Center. "They report such a modification to your A10 nerve sensors is viable, but it will lower your synch ratio by five to nine points," Maya reported.

"If you're worried about my piloting skills, know that it's damn hard to pilot something when it feels like someone's put me on a barbecue grill."

"Very well, I'll..." The brunette turned to the door. "Good afternoon, Commander."

Shinji slowly rose from the scanner. "Good afternoon... Father."

Gendo ignored his son. "Doctor Ibuki, I need to speak with you in private."

"What, no 'Good job, Shinji, thanks for saving the day, you're a hero now'?" the ranger sarcastically asked.

The bearded man turned to his son. "I have no time for such childishness."

'Uncle Takeshi is right.' Shinji turned to Maya. "Thanks for the checkup, Doc." The ranger failed to see the brunette's eyes, which silently called for help, as he exited the room.

Once the door closed, Gendo grabbed Maya's hand, pulled her towards himself, and put his lips over the brunette's, his tongue reaching into her mouth.

'I'm going to need new clothes,' Maya thought as Gendo tore open her shirt, reached under her brassiere, and squeezed her right breast. The bearded man lifted her off the floor, onto the computer console, and tore off her panties. "Ah!" Maya felt a hand fondle her genitals; she heard the sound of a zipper. Then Gendo entered her; the brunette cried in pain, a sound the bearded man assumed was one of pleasure. "Ah!"

Gendo vented his frustration as his penis thrust back and forth through Maya's vagina. He thought of the past, when NERV was known as GEHIRN; pain gripped the bearded man's heart as he remembered the "incident" that killed his wife, the one person on Earth he valued more than life itself, in 2004, a pain he expressed by pinching Maya's left nipple. He thought of Ikari Takeshi, his belligerent brother-in-law, to whom he entrusted Shinji because the bearded man determined he had no time to raise a child because he must devote all his time to the Human Instrumentality Project, GEHIRN's ultimate goal. He thought of Akagi Naoko, the female scientist with whom he had an affair after Yui's death, before she left him to join the GEHIRN branch in Beijing, China; Maya, then a university student who gained fame for a report on human evolution, was hired to replace Naoko.

"Ah! Ah!" Maya felt Gendo's thrusts increase in speed and intensity. 'It hurts!'

Gendo began venting his frustration at the Chinese government for withholding funds for the construction of Evangelion Unit 08, a crisis in 2010 that was followed by the US government withholding funds for Units 03 and 04. GEHIRN-turned-NERV accelerated the construction of Unit 00 to compensate for the resulting delay; this may have contributed to the accident in 2015, when the attempt to activate Unit 00 resulted in the orange Eva going out of control and "injuring" Rei, its original pilot. The bearded man thought of the letter he sent to Shinji, ordering his then 14-year-old son to come to Tokyo-3 and replace Rei as an Eva pilot; Takeshi refused to surrender custody of Shinji, leading to a trial that Gendo lost because he was unable to attend court.

That was the day Sachiel, the Angel of Water, attacked Tokyo-3. NERV made public the fact that the Angels caused the Second Impact-- the UN had previously reported that a meteor struck the Antarctic ice cap and caused it to melt-- and the US released the funds for Units 03 and 04, on the condition that the Evas remain in the US to defend that accursed nation from the Angels. The Chinese government released the funds for Unit 08 on the same condition, the Soviet government threatened to withhold funds for NERV unless an Eva was placed under the command of its military, and European politicians began to demand an Eva for the European Union Defense Forces. Gendo couldn't explain why Tokyo-3 was the Angels' only target, as that would reveal many of NERV's secrets; the bearded man agreed to the US, China, and the Soviet Union's demands so NERV could receive funds for the construction of Evangelion Units 06, 07, and 09.

Maya sighed in relief when Gendo removed his penis; the sigh became a shriek when the bearded man thrust into her anus. 'Not again!'

Gendo began venting his frustration at Maya, who he blamed for the accident that destroyed Unit 06 and the NERV branch in Matsushiro, Japan, in 2016. Due to a lack of qualified people, Maya was named Director of Project Evangelion, and was responsible for two systems that were installed and tested on Unit 06, an S2 engine to power the Evas-- Tokyo-3's power grid, linked to Unit 01 through an umbilical cable, powered the purple Eva during its battle against Sachiel-- and the dummy plug, an Eva "autopilot." After the accident, the Japanese government threatened to withhold funds for NERV; it took the agency and its backers every level of influence they had to convince the Japanese government otherwise. Ritsuko, Akagi Naoko's daughter, replaced Maya as Director of Project Evangelion, but Gendo had suspicions about the bleach blonde's loyalty; Ritsuko, who'd joined her mother at the Beijing branch, successfully designed an S2 engine in 2019, but the first Eva to receive the new power source was Unit 08, now known as the People's Liberation Army Air Force's H-8 Flying Sword bomber.

In all this, the Human Instrumentality Project schedule was constantly revised, its completion date constantly pushed back. Gendo thought he'd have three Evas, enough to advance the project, when the US government authorized the deployment of Unit 03, now known as the XB-3 Stormbringer experimental bomber, in 2019; he thought he'd regain control over his son when Shinji became an 18-year-old. But Stuart, Director of the Project Stormbringer, insisted that the Eva pilot receive flight training; Gendo had to wait another year for Unit 03 to arrive, just as Shamshel, the Angel of the Sun, began its attack. Two hours after the black Eva defeated the Angel, a transport plane carrying Unit 03's maintenance crew and Stuart, now Shinji's commander, landed in Tokyo-3, and the bearded man's life became hell.

Gendo projected Stuart's face onto Maya. "You enjoy anal sex... you enjoy the pain, yes? You degenerate whore." The bearded man felt the brunette's sphincter push against his penis as the anus tried to expel the intruder; waves of pleasure radiated from his groin. "Ah!" Gendo had an orgasm, pumping semen into Maya's bowels.

'Finally,' the brunette thought as the bearded man withdrew from her.

Gendo zipped up his pants. "I'll see you tonight." He walked to the door.

Maya felt tears flow down her cheeks. "Yes, Commander." She straightened out her clothing as the bearded man exited the room.

*

"Questions?" Misato asked as a projector displayed data from today's battle. "Dismissed."

Suzuhara Toji and Horaki Hikari, Units 00 and 02's backup pilots, exited the conference room. "Man, piloting an Eva sounds like a pain in the..." Toji remembered that he was in the presence of Hikari, a young woman, and kept the word "ass" in his mouth. "America can keep Unit 04," the young man commented, referring to an Eva that he was the designated pilot of before NERV transferred it to the US Air Force.

"Don't talk like that, Toji-kun. The Angels will cause a Third Impact if they win; as Eva pilots, we may be the only ones who can save the human race," Hikari admonished.

"Ayanami-san may have gotten credit for defeating the Third Angel," Sachiel, "but those crazy Americans softened it up by dropping three N2 bombs on it," Toji said, referring to the non-nuclear (N2) weapons that could deliver 15 to 30 kilotons of destructive energy without poisoning the targeted area with radiation and radioactive fallout.

"The Americans nearly destroyed Tokyo-3 when they did that," the young woman noted.

"Okay, okay, you're right." Toji swaggered to the men's locker room. "See you later, Horaki-san."

"Goodbye, Toji-kun." Hikari entered the women's locker room to see a naked Asuka exit the shower, a towel wrapped around her body.

The redhead seductively smiled. "Hello, Hikari."

"Good morning, Asuka-san." Hikari watched her friend open a locker and remove the towel; then her eyes widened.

Asuka had taken her vibrator out of the locker, turned on the sex toy, and pushed the vibrator into her vagina before putting on her panties. "Oh! I love these new fuel cells! They let me play with my toys for hours!"

"Aren't you... concerned... that someone might see you... playing?" Hikari hesitantly asked.

The redhead smiled. "Why should I? Sex is a wonderful thing that brings us pleasure; it should be celebrated instead of condemned." Asuka opened a small bottle to take out a blue pill, raised it to her mouth, and then noticed that her friend was staring at her. "Want to try one? It'll make you feel... Oh!" She writhed in ecstasy. "So good!"

Hikari knew Asuka was prescribed Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, a drug that was also known as "ecstasy." "No, thank you." The redhead hold the pill between two fingers, push the fingers into her mouth like a penis entering a vagina, and drink from a water bottle. 'I envy her freedom,' Hikari thought as Asuka put the pill bottle in a purse.

The redhead walked by her friend. "See you... later." The words held a seductive promise that made Hikari shiver as Asuka exited the room.

[Setzer]

Asuka was prescribed ecstacy? Did she bribe Maya somehow?

[Sidewinder]

Asuka was prescribed ecstacy? Did she bribe Maya somehow?

No. The backstory for Asuka-- which I WILL put in the story-- is that she suffered severe depression when she was 13. (I'm still pondering whether or not to include a suicide attempt in this backstory.) Her father, who only cares about Asuka's ability to pilot an Eva, decided to try psychedelic psychotherapy, and had a NERV medical officer write the prescription.

Later, Asuka meets and falls in love with Nagisa Kaoru-- she calls him "Eros," he calls her "Psyche"-- and the personality you see in this story is the result of her experiences with an Angel.

[Setzer]

I see.

But I do think that "convincing" Maya to give her a prescription might have made a nice third chapter.

Bow-Chicka Bow-Wow.

[Sidewinder]

"I'm sorry, but with you in Japan, and me in Georgia, I don't think this relationship is gonna work out."

"I... I'm happy for you, and wish the best for you and your new boyfriend."

A sigh was heard. "Thank you for being so understanding, Shinji. I'm sure you'll find someone who'll give you the love you deserve."

"Bye, Carrie."

"The call ends here," the Section 2 agent reported. "Do you wish to hear any other records of Pilot Ikari's telephone conversations?"

"No. That will be all." Rei felt her heart race as she exited the surveillance room. 'What is this feeling? Happiness. I am happy that Pilot Ikari is no longer with that woman. Why am I happy?' The albino stopped and put a hand in front of her skirt. "Ah!" She felt fluids flow down her thighs. 'I should not think of Pilot Ikari this way, but I can not help myself. I need...'

*

"Doctor Kaji."

The bleach blonde turned to the door to her office. "Good afternoon, Miss Ayanami. Repairs for Unit 01 will be completed in an estimated four to six days."

"That is not the matter I wish to discuss with you."

'What subject outside of Project Evangelion would interest her?' "What do you want to talk about?"

"It is... a personal matter." the albino stated.

Ritsuko noticed Rei's face was red. 'Is she blushing?' "About...?"

"A woman named Carrie, apparently Pilot Ikari's girlfriend, recently ended their relationship." The albino's face became redder. "I found myself being happy for the fact that Pilot Ikari is no longer romantically involved with that woman, but I do not know why. When I tried to find the answer, my vagina began to secrete fluids."

The bleach blonde raised an inquisitive eyebrow. "You became sexually aroused when you thought about Pilot Ikari?"

"I cannot identify the feeling I have when I think about him."

"The possibility that you become aroused when you think about Pilot Ikari, suggests you're attracted to him. Why don't you invite him to your condo for dinner, and see how your relationship develops."

"Such a relationship is considered fraternization," Rei stated.

"It would if Pilot Ikari was under your command, but thanks to General Stuart's meddling, he's not."

The albino was confused. "I do not have authority over Pilot Ikari?"

The bleach blonde sighed. 'The girl needs to learn the world doesn't revolve around NERV.' "No. You can't give orders to Pilot Ikari, only General Stuart and his superiors can; if you try, the likely reply will be 'Go to hell,' so any relationship between you and Pilot Ikari can't be considered fraternization," she explained.

"I understand. Thank you, Doctor Kaji." Rei turned around and exited the office.

Ritsuko messaged her temples. "Great, now I regret quitting smoking."

[Sidewinder]

Edited 22DEC2007
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As Rei walked to her apartment, she analyzed her feelings towards Shinji. 'Doctor Kaji is correct; I am attracted to Pilot Ikari. Should I also initiate an intimate relationship with him?' She stared at the door to her apartment, and then the door to the neighboring apartment. 'I need advice on relationships.' The albino stepped in front of her neighbor's apartment and knocked.

The door opened slightly to reveal Asuka's face. "Guten Tag, Wonder Woman." The redhead seductively smiled.

Rei smelled a musky scent. "Pilot Soryu, I respectfully request your... help... on a personal matter."

"Okay, let me get dressed first." Asuka closed the door; five minutes later, the redhead, now wearing in a bustier and a miniskirt, opened the door to let the albino enter the living room. "Come in. I'll get us some drinks." She entered the kitchen and returned with two cans of Whoopass Cola.

"Should you not answer your phone?" Rei asked.

"What? Oh, you mean that buzzing sound? It's my vibrator." Asuka's smile became mischievous as she raised the hem of her skirt a centimeter. "Wanna see?"

The albino blushed. "That is not necessary."

The redhead sat down. "You should get one; mine raised my synch ratio by three to five points. So what do you need help with?"

"I find myself attracted to Pilot Ikari, and am considering initiating an intimate relationship with him."

"Is his girlfriend bisexual? If so, you can seduce her, and then invite Shinji over for a threesome."

"I do not know the sexual preference of Pilot Ikari's... girlfriend." The word made Rei uncomfortable. 'What is this feeling? Jealousy?' She tried to suppress this feeling. "However, Section 2's records indicate Pilot Ikari's... girlfriend... has terminated their relationship."

"Then why don't you put on some sexy clothing, knock on Superman's door, and tell him, 'I want you'?" Asuka referred to Shinji as "Superman," after the comic book character.

"Because initiating an intimate relationship with another Evangelion pilot is..." The albino found herself unable to finish the sentence.

Asuka chuckled. "If you can't explain why you shouldn't become Shinji's new girlfriend, chances are no one else can." She put her hand over Rei's. "So you might as well pursue him."

The albino nodded. "How can I win his affection?"

"Take the initiative. Give him a blowjob; he'll love that."

"What is a blowjob?"

"Fellatio." Asuka saw no recognition in Rei's eyes. "You lick and suck on a man's penis. Didn't you learn about that in sex ed?"

"What is sex ed?"

Asuka sighed. "Let me show you." She stood up and approached Rei, picked up the albino's left hand, and curled the ring and little fingers so Rei was pointing up with her index and middle fingers. "Pretend this is Superman's penis," the redhead's right hand encircled the albino's index and middle fingers, "and this is his scrotum," her left hand cupped Rei's ring and little fingers. Asuka licked the tips of Rei's index and middle fingers, and then sucked the digits into her mouth as her right hand pumped the rest of the fingers. The albino's ring and little fingers rolled upon the fingers of the redhead's left hand; Asuka stopped sucking to say, "Don't forget his balls-- his testes," and then sucked on the knuckles of Rei's ring and middle fingers.

'This will give Pilot Ikari... pleasure?' the albino wondered as the redhead resumed sucking and pumping on her index and middle fingers.

Asuka stopped playing with Rei's left hand. "The deeper you intake a man's penis, the more pleasure he receives, but you'll have to suppress the gag reflex to do so. If you can't, just suck on the head while your hand pumps the rest of Superman's penis; if it's long enough, your breasts can envelop it." The redhead took off her bustier, revealing two golden nipple rings; she put the albino's left hand between her voluptuous breasts, and pushed them together. "Like this." Her head bowed as her tongue reached for the fingertips.

'It feels warm.' "I understand. Thank you for the instruction, Pilot Soryu." Rei received another seductive smile.

"Please call me Asuka."

[Sidewinder]

Arael, the Angel of Birds, was in geostationary orbit over Tokyo-3. The winged Angel's AT field extended to envelop the entire city; the energy was too dispersed for the sensors there to detect it. Then Arael waited.

*

Shinji entered his barracks room and locked the door. He marched to a sink, poured himself a cup of water, opened the pill bottle, and extracted two pills. The ranger swallowed the pills, washed them down, marched to his bed, and sat down. "Grrrr." He put the USP under the pillow before lying down to take a nap.

Click! Shinji instinctively grabbed his pistol and aimed it at the door. "Captain Ayanami?"

Rei, who ordered Section 2 to give her a duplicate key to the room-- it was regularly searched-- entered and closed the door behind her. "Pilot Ikari, I am here to give you pleasure." She knelt in front of the bed and reached for the ranger's groin.

Shinji felt gentle hands open the fly of his combat uniform trousers to pull out his penis. 'What the hell...?' He watched the albino took off her jacket, blouse, and brassiere, and then envelop his penis with her breasts. A cool tongue reached from Rei's lips to lick the head of Shinji's penis.

'It is salty.' Rei felt the organ become hot and hard, like a gun barrel; she raised and lowered her torso to pump the penis between her breasts, and then sucked on the head.

"Damn it!" Shinji rose from the bed, his legs accidentally knocking Rei onto the floor.

"Ite!" The albino watched the ranger run into the bathroom. 'Did I make a mistake? Did my actions fail to give him pleasure?'

Shinji opened the pill bottle, emptied its contents into the toilet, and flushed away the pills; then he raised his cell phone to his ear. "Come on, come on..."

"Hello, this is Ibuki Maya's voice mail. I'm sorry I can't return your call right now. Please leave your name and your telephone number, and I'll return your call as soon as possible. Have a nice day."

"Damn it!" Shinji waited for the tone. "Doc, this is Corporal Ikari. The codeine is making me see things. I'll be going to the emergency room. Please have someone treat me for... whatever it is that's making me hallucinate."

"I am not a hallucination." Rei approached Shinji and put her hand on the ranger's shoulder.

Shinji ignored Rei as he dialed Stuart's number.

"General Slade."

"Sir, this is Corporal Ikari. The drugs that Doctor Ibuki prescribed are making me see things. I'll be going to the emergency room."

"You're hallucinating?"

"Yes, Sir."

"Stay where you are; we can't afford to have you wander around like a headless cockroach. An SP will to take you to the hospital."

"Yes, Sir."

Rei felt tears flow down her cheeks. "Please do not ignore me. I am... attracted to you... and I sincerely wish to give you pleasure." The ranger approached the bed; the albino spread her arms to welcome him, only to watch the ranger drop onto the floor.

'I got to sweat the drugs out of my system,' Shinji thought as he performed pushups. He ignored the gentle hand touching his back.

By the time a USAF security policeman (SP) arrived to take the ranger to the hospital, the albino had left.

[Sidewinder]

Edited 03JAN2008-- revised dialogue.
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Asuka was checking her email account when she heard a door slam open, followed by sobbing. 'Wonder Woman?' She signed off, exited her apartment, and knocked on her neighbor's door. "Wonder Woman? This is Asuka. Are you okay?"

Rei, her eyes redder than usual, opened the door. "Pilot... Asuka. I..." She wiped away a tear, but another flowed down her cheek. "I will adapt."

The redhead. "What happened?"

"I went to Pilot Ikari's room... I took off my jacket, blouse, and brassier, enveloped his penis with my breasts, and then licked and sucked the head..." Rei wiped away another tear. "He pushed me away."

"Why? Did he say he was gay?"

"No, he ignored me... called General Slade and reported that he was hallucinating... he dismissed me as a hallucination."

Asuka entered Rei's apartment and embraced the albino, whose tears fell onto her shoulder. "Poor Wonder Woman. Now I see you're not unemotional; you just have difficulty expressing yourself. You probably shocked Shinji when you confessed your feelings towards him."

Rei looked into Asuka's eyes. "I repulsed Pilot Ikari?"

"It's not your fault; you didn't know better. You just have to... slowly express your feelings... give Shinji a smile the first day, a pat on the back the next day, and then a kiss on the cheek before you give him a blowjob, so he won't be surprised."

The albino's head bowed in thought. "I will visit Pilot Ikari at the hospital."

"And show him you care about him."

"Yes." Rei felt Asuka's lips upon hers; when she opened her mouth to speak, she felt the redhead's tongue reach between the albino's lips. "Gasp!" Rei turned her head away from Asuka's. "Pilot Soryu, what is the meaning of this?"

"You're attracted to Superman. You want him to want you, right? You want to feel his arms around you, his lips upon yours, the head of his penis touching your cervix..."

The albino's face became cherry red as she answered, "Yes."

"Then you should get used to having affection lavished upon you, to feeling another person's lips upon yours." 'She tastes so sweet,' the redhead thought, seeking any excuse to explore the albino's body.

"But..." Rei watched Asuka kneel in front of her, lift up her skirt, bite the waistband of her panties and pull down, and... "Ah!" Asuka had to put her arms around Rei's legs to keep the albino from falling as her lips closed upon the albino's clitoris and suckled the organ. "Ahhhh!" Rei's first orgasm was followed by a second as Asuka continued to perform cunnilingus. 'This is how it feels to be wanted?' the albino wondered as the redhead's tongue reached into her vagina. "Pilot Ikari!" She felt the tongue exit her vagina. "Don't stop..." Then Asuka's lips closed upon her clitoris; the redhead suckled with such force, the resulting pleasure was almost painful. "Ahhhh!"

The redhead paused to say, "My name is Asuka." Her tongue reached in and out of the albino's vagina. "Say it!" She resumed suckling the clitoris.

Rei had another orgasm. "Asukaaaa!"

Then the door opened. "Third Children, step away from...!" Gendo saw that his son was not in the living room; Section 2 agents, who followed the bearded man into the apartment, lowered their pistols. "Second Children, what is the meaning of this?" Gendo demanded.

Asuka, still kneeling in front of Rei, turned towards the intruder. "I'm eating Rei's pussy. Would you mind closing the door as you leave? I don't want to give the neighbors heart attacks."

"You are committing fraternization. Under Regulation Number..."

"To hell with that. Rei needs love and affection more than she needs rules and regulations."

"The First Children is content with her duties; she needs nothing else," Gendo stated, referring to Rei by the number she was assigned when the albino was chosen as an Eva pilot.

"No," Rei stated.

The bearded man frowned; this was the first time the albino, his most loyal subordinate, ever disagreed with him. "No?"

"I am... attracted to Pilot Ikari... and I want him to want me."

"How long have you felt this way towards the Third Children?" Gendo demanded.

"When I first synchronized with Unit 01, I felt... incomplete. I didn't know what I needed to complete myself, until Pilot Ikari arrived."

"You are not to fraternize with the Third Children. Such actions..."

"Since when did Shinji fall under your authority?" the redhead interrupted.

"Since he was born," the bearded man stated.

Asuka read Shinji's personnel file when the ranger was chosen as an Eva pilot. "So you've been a good father, giving Shinji the loving care he needed after his mother passed away? Wait, you haven't been taking care of him; you sent him to America and made him your brother-in-law's responsibility. Am I right?" She smiled as Gendo's face became red with anger.

"I will not tolerate such disrespect, Second Children; you are hereby demoted one grade. Now leave; I wish to speak with the First Children in private."

Asuka angrily stood up. "Go to hell." She felt Rei's hand upon her shoulder, and turned to the albino, who'd pulled up her panties.

"Pilot... Asuka, please calm down. I will speak to the Commander and ask him to restore you to the rank of captain."

Asuka sighed. "Fine. By the way, how do you keep your pussy smooth?"

"What do you mean?" Rei asked.

"How do you remove your pubic hair?"

"Pubic hair has never grown on my body," the albino stated.

Asuka smiled and put her lips next to Rei's ear. "Lucky girl; Shinji and I won't be able to keep our hands off you." The redhead kissed the albino, promising more pleasure in the future, before turning around to exit the apartment.

[Sidewinder]

Edited 03JAN2008-- revised dialogue.
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Ritsuko opened the door to hear the word "Mama!" She kneeled and spread her arms as Aiko, her 4-year-old daughter, ran towards her.

Misato felt a pang of jealousy as she watched the mother and daughter embrace each other. She closed the door behind her and followed the two into the living room, where the babysitter stood.

"Good afternoon, Doctor Kaji." Suzuhara Yukiko, Toji's 13-year-old sister, approached her employer.

"Good afternoon, Suzuhara-kun. I trust taking care of Aiko-chan wasn't too much trouble?" the bleach blonde asked.

"I'm not trouble, I'm a good girl," the 4-year-old said with a smile.

Yukiko returned the smile and patted Aiko's head. "Yes you are."

Ritsuko reached into her purse. "Thank you for your time, Suzuhara-kun." The bleach blonde handed the babysitter her fee.

Yukiko pocketed the money. "It's a pleasure, Doctor Kaji." She turned to the 4-year-old. "Bye, Aiko-chan."

"Bye bye, Yukiko-neesan." Aiko waved as her babysitter exited the condominium.

"Do you want help with dinner?" Misato asked as Ritsuko entered the kitchen, followed by Aiko.

"I've tasted your cooking; it's," the memory made the bleach blonde shudder, "unpalatable."

"Hey! Ryoji never complained about my curry!" Misato protested, referring to her ex-boyfriend, now Ritsuko's husband.

"Ryoji held his tongue because he," the bleach blonde glanced at her daughter, "respected you." She noticed the jealousy in her friend's eyes. "Don't give me that look. You're the one who decided," she glanced at her daughter again, "you just wanted to be friends."

The raven-haired beauty sighed. "You're right. How are things between you two?"

"Mama loves Papa, Papa loves Mama," the 4-year-old answered.

Ritsuko smiled. "And we both love you." She leaned over and kissed her daughter's forehead. As the bleach blonde reached for the refrigerator handle, her cell phone rang. "Kaji Ritsuko," she answered.

"Doctor Kaji, this is General Slade. Cadet Ikari is in the hospital; he reported he was hallucinating thanks to the medication Doctor Ibuki prescribed. I was unable to contact Doctor Ibuki; I need your help in assessing Cadet Ikari's condition."

Ritsuko sighed. "I'll be there in 15 to 20 minutes." She turned to Misato. "Mister Ikari's suffering from hallucinations, apparently due to some medication he was prescribed."

"Don't tell me they prescribed ecstasy!" the raven-haired beauty exclaimed.

"Ecstasy means happy, right?" the 4-year-old asked.

The bleach blonde frowned at her friend, who was prescribed ecstasy from 2001 to 2005. "You talk as if you've never benefited from psychedelic psychotherapy," which involved the use of ecstasy and other psychedelic drugs.

Misato blushed. "Remember how I acted when I was on ecstasy? How I was obsessed with," she glanced at the curious Aiko, "hugging and kissing? Do you honestly want all of the Eva pilots to act like Asuka?"

Ritsuko's head shook. "Conceded. Anyways, I need to go to the hospital and check up on Mister Ikari. Can you...?"

"I'll take care of Aiko-chan," the raven-haired beauty answered.

"Thanks." The bleach blonde kneeled to look into her daughter's eyes. "Aiko-chan, Mama has to go back to work."

"But I want Mama to read me a story!" the 4-year-old protested.

Misato mirrored her friend's actions. "Don't worry, Auntie Misato will read you a story."

"Can you read the one about the baby pandas?" Aiko asked.

The raven-haired beauty smiled. "Sure."

[Sidewinder]

"No more drugs," Shinji insisted as he laid on the hospital bed.

The doctor opened his mouth to say, "But..."

"I'm already seeing things, thanks to the codeine. Who knows what the antipsychotic will do? Make me do things, like shoot up a school?"

"Let's defer the use of psychiatric medication until we have a more accurate assessment of Cadet Ikari's condition," Stuart said to the doctor.

"Yes, Sir." The doctor turned around and exited the room.

Stuart turned to Shinji. "What were you hallucinating about, anyways?"

"I thought I saw Captain Ayanami enter my room, take off her top, put my dick between her boobs, and give me a blowjob," the ranger deadpanned.

The USAF officer frowned. "What's so alarming about that?"

"Have you talked to Captain Ayanami? That woman is a Terminatrix," a female robot from a science fiction movie. "The mission is all she ever thinks about. You'll sooner see Uncle Takeshi say, 'I love you, Gendo!' and give my father a blowjob."

"I take it your uncle and your father don't get along."

"Uncle Takeshi didn't approve of my mother's choice of a husband. Hell will freeze over the day he stops calling my father a worthless cunt," Shinji stated.

"I see." Stuart heard footsteps, and turned to the door. "Good evening, Doctor Kaji."

"Good evening, General. Sorry for the delay, I was reviewing Pilot Ikari's medical files. It's strange; codeine is not known to cause hallucinations," the bleach blonde commented.

"The hallucinations are of Captain Ayanami performing a sexual act," the USAF officer stated.

Ritsuko's eyes widened. 'Did Miss Ayanami...?' "I see."

"I'm deferring the use of psychiatric medication until we have a more accurate assessment of Cadet Ikari's condition."

The bleach blonde opened the folder in her hand and reviewed the file again. "Well, the blood test shows no traces of hallucinogens."

"What about the codeine?" Shinji asked.

"We detected a low amount of codeine, but I repeat, the medication is not known to cause hallucinations." Ritsuko turned a page. "I'm going to schedule another MRI scan. In the meantime, we're keeping you here for observation. Call the nurse if your condition worsens; I advise you to take the medications the doctors prescribe." She noticed Shinji's frown. "That is my recommendation."

"Follow the doctor's orders," Stuart added.

Shinji sighed. "Yes, Sir."

*

Gendo examined an aquarium filled with LCL, in which female figures swam. "Report."

Maya's hands held a folder as the brunette stood behind the bearded man. "Abnormalities have been found in Pilot Ayanami's psychograph, dating to the first time she synchronized with Unit 01; MAGI didn't signal an alert because the abnormalities had no noticeable affect on Pilot Ayanami's synch ratio. I suspect Unit 01 itself is the source of abnormalities, which apparently caused mental contamination in Pilot Ayanami."

"Devise a plan to prevent the mental contamination from spreading," Gendo demanded.

"Yes, Commander. Shinji-kun proposed that the A10 nerve sensors be modified to prevent him from feeling pain when the Eva is damaged; such modifications may prevent the mental contamination observed in Pilot Ayanami. The MAGI reported the modifications are technically viable, but they'll lower a pilot's synch ratio by five to nine points."

"An acceptable loss. Begin work on the modifications."

"Yes, Commander." Maya shuddered when Gendo turned to her. 'Not again,' she thought as the bearded man's hand reached under her skirt to fondle her genitals. "Commander, I should... Gasp! Return to the lab... Ah! To design the modified... Oh! A10 nerve sensors." The brunette felt three fingers violate her unlubricated vagina. "Ow!" She grabbed Gendo's wrist and pulled the hand away from her groin. "And complete the work before the next Angel attack."

"Very well." Gendo slapped Maya's buttocks as the brunette turned around and exited the room.

*

In all this, Arael's AT field continued to affect the humans in Tokyo-3. Arael's influence would soon draw NERV's attention, but by then, it would be too late for the humans to stop the Angel.

[Sidewinder]

To give credit where credit's due, here are links to two fan fics that I ripped off inspired 'Eros and Psyche'-- An Unusual Lemon, in which the pilot of Unit 01 has sex with the souls trapped within the Eva; and Ritsuko's Device, in which a vibrator is used to raise Asuka's synch ratio.

[Sidewinder]

The man's stubble scratched her chin as his lips covered the woman's. She opened her mouth to moan with pleasure; she felt his tongue enter her mouth, and suckled it. His hands slid down her back to cup her buttocks; a playful finger pushed against her anus. "Gasp!" His lips left a trail of kisses as they crept down her neck, towards her breasts; he suckled on the right nipple as his right hand pinched the left, his left hand moving to fondle her genitals. Fluids flowed down her thighs.

"I want you in me," she said. The hand left her womanhood, and was replaced by the head of his penis. As his manhood entered her, pleasure spread like a wildfire, igniting passion that burned them both. "Ryojiiii!"

Misato awoke to find her body covered with sweat and... "Why did I dream about him?" She put a hand on her groin to feel the wet patch on her panties, and sighed. "Forget him; the relationship is over," she reminded herself. The raven-haired beauty rose from her futon, walked to the bathroom, took off her clothes, and turned on the shower. "Ahhhh!" She had an orgasm when she felt the drops of water hit her body. 'What's happening to me?!' Misato wondered as she struggled to control herself.

Millions of people, in Tokyo-3, echoed the raven-haired beauty's thoughts as they awoke, their bodies burning with lust, with a need to touch and be touched by someone.

[Sidewinder]

Edited 23JAN2008-- I'm moving this scene to a later timeframe.

[Sidewinder]

The brunette was floating in LCL, surrounded by female figures. An albino floated in front of the brunette; her eyes burned with passion as her lips closed upon the brunette's. More lips closed upon the brunette's left and right nipples, and her clitoris, as tongues reached into her mouth, navel, vagina, and anus; mouths gently nibbled on the brunette's fingers and toes as hands gently explored her body. The brunette's mouth opened to say the albino's name, the name shared by the many women whose mouths and hands were giving pleasure to the her, only to scream as she had orgasm after orgasm...

Maya awoke to find her panties saturated with vaginal fluids. 'Why did I fantasize about Pilot Ayanami?' She rose from her chair to stare at a hologram of the human brain, which rotated in front of her. "MAGI, status report."

"Analysis of the extrasensory barrier's probable effects is 65 percent complete," the supercomputer answered with a female voice. It sounded like Ritsuko's, which wasn't surprising; she was the one who upgraded the MAGI with voice activated...

"Ah!" The brunette had an orgasm when she thought of the bleach blonde; she looked down to see her right hand fondling her genitals as her left squeezed a breast. "Oh!" 'What am I doing?!' she wondered as she continued masturbating.

[Sidewinder]

The nurse entered the recovery room to see Shinji performing pushups. "Mister Ikari, you shouldn't strain yourself, or you may be injured."

"I can't afford to let myself go soft," the ranger said.

"Even soldiers need sex."

Shinji paused. "Say again?"

The nurse blushed. "Even soldiers need rest." She raised a thermometer as she approached the ranger. "I need to take your penis into my vagina, I mean vital signs." 'What am I saying?!'

"You need my... pulse, blood pressure, and temperature, right?" Shinji asked, confused.

"Yes. Please hold out your cock," the nurse's face became redder, "I mean arm."

Shinji's arm extended to let the nurse put a blood pressure cuff around his arm. "When you're done, please call the doctor; I think I'm hearing things."

"Yes, Mister Ikari." The nurse put her right hand on the ranger's scrotum and squeezed. "Ah!" she cried when Shinji grabbed her wrist and pushed her hand away from his groin.

"What the hell are you doing?!"

"Please be gentle," the nurse pleaded as her left hand reached between her legs, feeling the fluids flowing down them. "You may take my virginity, but please don't rape me."

A shocked Shinji released the nurse. "Call the doctor."

"Yes, Mister Ikari." The nurse knelt in front of the ranger and rubbed her cheek against his groin.

"Now!"

The nurse awoke from her trance. "Ah!" She ran out of the room.

Shinji sat on the hospital bed, massaging his temples. "Come on, Christian Soldier," the nickname his uncle gave him. "Get your head straight!"

[Sidewinder]

Rei awoke with the feeling that something was wrong; this feeling intensified as she entered NERV Headquarters. 'What is the threat I am sensing?' Her labia rubbed against each other as she walked. 'Why am I becoming aroused?' She saw, or thought she saw, a man standing in front of her. "Pilot Ikari?" The ranger stepped forwards and tore off the albino's clothes, as if they were made of tissue paper. "Ah!" Shinji's arms encircled Rei's body, the touch of his hands igniting wildfires on her erogenous zones, as his penis... "Stop it!"

"Captain Ayanami? Are you okay?"

Rei's eyes opened to see a security guard approaching her; she looked down to see her clothes were intact. "I..." 'I want Pilot Ikari to...' The albino put her hand on her forehead as she tried to cleanse her mind of that sexual fantasy. "I have a headache. I will see a doctor now. Please inform the Commander I will be late." She ignored the fluids flowing down her thighs as she walked through the gate.

"Yes, Ma'am." The security guard noticed a strange smell as the albino walked past him. 'That smells like... Impossible. Captain Ayanami will never...'

[Sidewinder]

"Halt. Identify yourself," the SP demanded, raising his Heckler & Koch HK416 rifle.

Rei's hand slowly reached into her pocket to retrieve her identification card. "Ayanami Rei. Captain, United Nations Special Agency NERV."

The SP examined the card as his partner covered him; he returned the card. "How may we help you, Ma'am?"

"I wish to see with Pilot Ikari."

"Are you here on business, or do you just wanna see how he's doing?"

"I..." Rei felt her cheeks burn; the second SP smirked when he saw the albino blush. "I wish to know if he can still pilot the Eva."

The SP's thumb pointed at the door behind his back. "Lieutenant Ikari's with General Slade right now; you can ask him when he's done."

"Thank you."

"You should probably buy some flowers from the gift shop first," the second SP added.

"Why?"

"So Lieutenant Ikari will know you care about him as a man, not just as a pilot." The SP saw albino's blank expression. "There's more to life than the military. People need some time with their friends and family, people who care about them and have fun with them."

"So I should buy flowers to show Pilot Ikari I care about him. Thank you for your advice." Rei turned around and walked away.

"She seriously needs to get laid," the SP whispered to his partner.

[Sidewinder]

"Now you're hallucinating about the nurse offering you sex?" Stuart asked.

"Yes, Sir," Shinji answered.

"And you're sure it's not just a slip of the tongue?"

"I heard her offer me her virginity; there's no way that can be a slip of the tongue."

'This is getting better and better,' the USAF officer sarcastically thought. "I wish we can give you a break, but our only other B-3 pilot is flying Mournblade," Evangelion Unit 04.

"It's gonna be hard to fly Stormbringer when I'm seeing things."

"It's gonna be hard to fight the Angels without our best pilot, even if you are seeing things. By the way, the replacement parts will arrive tonight. When Stormbringer's been repaired, which should be within a week, the maintenance crew will paint a second skull on him," to commemorate Shinji's victory.

The doctor knocked on the door before entering the room, followed by the blushing nurse. "Good morning, Ikari-san. I have the results from the MRI. We didn't detect any lesions on your brain stem, or other functional deficits that can cause hallucinations," she reported.

"Then why am I seeing and hearing things?" the ranger demanded.

"We still don't know why. Perhaps it was brought on by the stress of your deployment? I imagine it's difficult, even disturbing, to face a monster that cannot be harmed by human weapons, with the exception of the Evas."

'And nukes,' Shinji and Stuart mentally added.

"I'll prescribe some antianxiety medication to help you deal with the stress. In the meantime, please get some sex," the doctor blushed, "I mean rest." She turned around and exited the room.

The ranger and the USAF officer turned to each other. 'Did she say...?'

"Well, you heard the doctor. Take your medication and get some rest; you'll need it when Stormbringer's been repaired," Stuart ordered.

"Yes, Sir."

"Sir, Captain Ayanami is here to see Lieutenant Ikari," the SP reported.

The USAF officer turned to the blushing ranger.

"Um, send her in," Shinji said. The SP opened the door to let Rei enter the room.

"Good morning, Pilot Ikari. I brought you flowers." The albino handed the ranger a bouquet of pink carnations.

Shinji's face became redder. "Thanks, Captain."

"Are you...?" Rei remembered the SP's advice, and kept the words "able to pilot the Eva in support of NERV's mission" in her mouth. "Well?"

"Hell no," the ranger answered.

"I see. Is there anything I can do to help you recover?"

"No, although I appreciate the offer."

The albino turned to a chair in front of the ranger. "May I sit down?"

"Um, sure."

"Well, I have work to do." Stuart put his hand on Shinji's shoulder. "Take care of yourself, Lieutenant." He winked at the ranger before exiting the room.

Silence filled the room as Shinji watched Rei sit down. "Um, how are you doing?"

"I have a headache-- I originally came to the hospital to see a doctor-- but I do not believe it will significantly affect with my ability to pilot Unit 01."

"I mean have you made new friends, are you having fun with them, etcetera."

"Ah. I," Rei thought about Asuka, "consider the other Evangelion pilots to be my friends."

"Good for you. Hey, maybe we should hold a barbecue to promote esprit de corps."

"A barbecue?"

"Yeah, where some friends bring meat, buns, and anything else they want on a hamburger or cheeseburger, to a grill, and have fun while cooking."

"I am a vegetarian."

"No problem, we'll make some veggie burgers; their patties are made of tofu."

"I," Rei blushed, "will present your proposal to the other pilots and ask them if they wish to participate." Her face became redder as Shinji smiled.

[Sidewinder]

Misato had an orgasm as the gynecologist inserted a speculum; she had another orgasm as her vagina was dilated.

The gynecologist shined a flashlight into the orifice. "Vasocongestion of the vaginal walls... copious amounts of lubrication." She looked up. "You say you've been in a continuous state of sexual arousal since this morning?"

"Yes. I almost didn't make it to your office, thanks to the way my labia rub against each other as I walk. Do you know what the hell is going on with me?"

"Are you on any kind of medication?"

"Aspirin." The raven-haired beauty felt the gynecologist's gloved hand rub her clitoris. "What are you doing?"

The gynecologist looked down. "Oh!" She raised her hand and stared at it. "Sorry, I was distracted." The gynecologist turned to Misato. "Anyways, aspirin is not known to have such effects."

"Then...?"

"Possible causes of Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder include persistent neurological stimulation of the autonomic nerves to the clitoris, labia, and vagina, secondary to central nervous system pathology; persistent neurological stimulation of the autonomic nerves secondary to local peripheral nervous system pathology; persistent pharmacologically induced inhibition of contraction or enhanced relaxation of the clitoral, labial, vaginal smooth muscle; and persistent high inflow arterial communication to the clitoral, labial, vaginal tissue."

"Is there a cure for," Misato blushed, "that disorder?"

"The use of antidepressants, antiandrogenic agents, and anaesthetizing gels may reduce the symptoms, but considering the limited amount of information available on Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder, there's no guarantee any of them will be effective."

"Do you really need to play with my pussy like that?"

The gynecologist looked down to see her hand tugging on Misato's labia. "Ah!" She backed away from her patient, and bowed. "I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm so distracted today."

"That's okay, just prescribe something to help me before I go insane."

"Yes, right away, Katsuragi-san." The gynecologist turned around.

"Wait, the speculum..." Misato watched the gynecologist run out of the room. "Okay, how do I close this thing?" she asked herself as she examined the speculum.

[Sidewinder]

Gendo entered the Command Center.

"Attention!" Two NERV officers rose from their chairs to salute the bearded man.

'Where is everyone?' Gendo approached Captain Hyuga Makoto, the highest-ranking person he saw. "Why aren't the operators at their stations?"

"They called in to report they were ill, and would either staying home or going see a doctor; Lieutenant Tamashii was the only one healthy enough to come to work," Makoto replied.

"How...?" A thought inspired fear, which the bearded man suppressed. "Summon General Slade; I want the US Air Force personnel to scan the local area for traces of radiological, biological, or chemical weapons. Alert Section 2 to the possibility of a terrorist attack, and have them report any suspicious activity. Contact the JSSDF and have them quarantine the city."

"Yes, Sir." 'Great, another excuse to learn how to curse in English.' Makoto remembered what happened the last time Gendo tried to command the USAF airmen stationed at Tokyo-3.

"Have Section 2 bring the Children to the infirmary, but keep them isolated from each other to prevent cross-contamination. If the Children aren't contaminated, put them on alert; we must be ready to launch the Evas. Where is Colonel Katsuragi?"

"The colonel is suffering from," Makoto blushed, "pain, and is seeing a doctor."

"I want her examined and, if she's not contaminated, put her on alert and ready to command the Evas."

Makoto's face became cherry red as he remembered Misato's description of her condition. "Yes, Sir."

[Sidewinder]

The door opened to let Ritsuko see Maya lying on the laboratory floor. "Ibuki-sensei!" She ran to Maya's side and checked the brunette's pulse. "Are you okay, Ibuki-sensei?"

Maya's eyes opened to look into Ritsuko's. "Kaji-sensei." She put her arms around the bleach blonde. "I need your... help... with the extrasensory barrier."

Ritsuko turned to the holographic brain. "You should be careful; people have died from severe stress and overwork."

The brunette tightened her grip on the bleach blonde's hand. "Please..." She suppressed the words "Give me your love."

Ritsuko sighed. "Very well. What is the barrier's purpose?"

"It protects the pilot from mental contamination."

"Mental contamination? From what source?"

"The Evas; an example of such contamination is the pain a pilot feels when the Eva is damaged."

Ritsuko remembered Shinji and Rei's screams during the battle with Ramiel. "I'll do what I can to help." She helped the brunette to her feet, and then sat down in front of the computer console. "MAGI, identify the component of the A10 nerve sensors responsible for sensory feedback from the Eva to the pilot." A hologram of the A10 nerve sensors replaced the brain. "Are the control chips programmed to relay 100 percent of the haptic feedback to the pilot?"

"Affirmative," the supercomputers answered.

"Reprogram the control chips to cutoff feedback relay at," the bleach blonde thought for a moment, "40 percent. That should spare the pilot severe pain."

"But that won't prevent abnormal patterns from appearing in the pilots' psychograph," The brunette stated.

"We're not mental health professionals; it's not in our power to control the pilots' thoughts," Ritsuko said.

"You..." Maya knew the secret of the Evas' "souls," a secret she was ordered not to tell Ritsuko, despite the fact such knowledge was crucial to understanding how an Eva mentally contaminated its pilot. Not knowing what to do, the brunette broke down and cried.

Ritsuko put her hand on Maya's shoulder. "Ibuki-sensei, what's wrong?" She felt the brunette's lips upon hers, the tongue pushing between her lips; the surprised Ritsuko tried to recoil from Maya, only to feel the brunette's arms around her. "Ibuki-sensei, what...?"

"The Commander uses me as a living Dutch wife," a blowup doll. "He shows me no love, no affection. I'm tired of being used and abused; I would've committed suicide if I not for your presence. You are the light in my life; please shine on me for a moment before you return to your husband's side," Maya pleaded.

'Now I understand why I hear anger, even hatred, in Mother's voice whenever Commander Ikari is mentioned. Did he use her as well?' "Perhaps you should..." Ritsuko heard the door open, and turned to see USAF airmen, wearing Mission Oriented Protective Posture (MOPP) suits to protect themselves from chemical weapons, enter the lab. "What...?"

"Doctor Kaji, the city may have been the target of a radiological, biological, or chemical attack. Please come with us to the decontamination site," an airman said.

"Oh my God, Aiko! My daughter's still at home! You must let me bring her to safety!"

"Very well. The decontamination site is setup in Hangar Six." The airman turned to Maya as Ritsuko ran out of the lab. "Doctor Ibuki," he put his hand on the brunette's shoulder.

"Ahhhh!" Maya knelt on the floor, feeling fluids flow down her thighs. "What's happening to me?!"

"Get a stretcher in here!" An airman ran into the room and assembled a stretcher; two helped the brunette onto the stretcher and carried her out of the lab.

[Sidewinder]

Edited 20FEB2008-- renumbered the Children.
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"Guten Morgen, Psyche," the man greeted.

"Eros!" Asuka cradled the mobile phone like a baby. "This is the third time you've called since we fought the Fifth Angel. Do you miss me that much?"

"I'm concerned for your safety. Are you well?" the man asked.

"Not as long as we're apart." The redhead's right hand held her mobile phone as her left reached for the vibrator beside her bed. "Mmmm. Do you hear my pussy crying for your cock?" she asked as the sex toy stimulated her clitoris.

"Yes. Are the other Children giving you the respect you deserve?"

"Yes. I just learned that Rei, the First Children, isn't as cold as I thought; she's just waiting for someone to ignite her passion. Shinji, the Third Children, raises a hand to salute whenever we meet; I'm certain his cock rises to salute my beauty. Kensuke, the Fourth Children, is just another boy; you won't find him attractive unless you have a glasses fetish. Hikari, the Sixth Children, is a sweet little thing; I'd love to taste her. Toji, the Seventh Children, isn't very smart, but he has a muscular body you'll hunger for."

"Sounds like you're planning an orgy."

The vibrator slid upon the redhead's labia. "Mmmm. I'd love to have an orgy with the other children. Shinji may not ask or tell, but I'm sure he'll enjoy having his cock up your ass."

"Will you enjoy having the Third Children inside you?" the man asked.

"I enjoy having you inside me the most. My mouth waters as I remember the taste of your come. My ass aches for you to fill it."

"I'll come see you in... six months. Enjoy the company of the other Children while we wait."

Asuka giggled. "I love how much love there is in our open relationship." The vibrator slid in and out of her vagina. "Mmmm."

"Well, you should get to work."

Asuka glanced at her alarm clock. "I want you to hear me come first." Her thumb rubbed against her clitoris as the vibrator stimulated her G-spot. "Ah! I love you, Eros! Ah! Can you hear the sound of my love? Ahhhh!" The redhead's orgasm was followed by a second. "Ahhhh!"

"Yes. Take care, Psyche."

"I love you," Asuka repeated.

"I know." The man hung up.

Someone was knocking on the front door. The redhead put the vibrator back on the nightstand, walked to the door, and looked through the peephole to see two Section 2 agents wearing protective masks; one of them displayed his identification card.

"Captain Soryu, we believe Tokyo-3 was the target of a radiological, biological, or chemical attack. Please put on the protective mask and come with us to the decontamination site at Hangar Six," the agent said.

Asuka suppressed a curse. "Let me get dressed first." Six minutes later, the redhead, wearing a bustier and a miniskirt, exited her apartment.

A Section 2 agent handed Asuka a spare protective mask. "Please wear this." As Asuka put on the mask, the second agent put his hands on her breasts; then he felt the redhead's fist upon his face. "Argh!"

"Touch me again, and I'll break your arms," Asuka growled.

The second agent covered his broken nose. "Bitch!"

The first agent, standing behind Asuka, put his arms around the redhead to lock her arms to her sides. "Niiiice," the agent said as he groped Asuka's breasts. Then the redhead stomped on his foot. "Argh!" Hands reached up, grabbed the agent's head and the back of his jacket, and threw him over Asuka's shoulders and onto the floor. "Ahhhh!"

Asuka watched the second agent reach under his jacket; she jumped, kicked the second agent's head to slam him against the ground, landed, and drew the Heckler & Koch USP in the agent's shoulder holster. "Freeze!" The redhead backed up, towards her apartment door, the pistol alternately aimed at the first and second agents.

The first agent had a predatory smile as he stared at Asuka's groin. "You know you want it." The redhead kicked his head. "Argh!"

Asuka took away the first agent's pistol, tucked it into her waistband, unlocked the door, and stepped inside her apartment.

The second agent jumped to his feet and ran towards the redhead, only to be shot in the left shoulder. "Ahhhh!" He watched her slam close the door. "Bitch! I'll rape you until you come blood!"

Asuka grabbed her mobile phone and called Misato's number. "Come on, come on..."

"Moshi moshi?"

"Misato! Two men, impersonating Section 2 agents, just tried to rape me!"

"What?!"

The redhead heard angry fists pound on the door. "Call the police!"

[Sidewinder]

Misato scanned the hallway from the sights of her USP; seeing nothing but a bloodstain on the floor, she knocked on the apartment door. "Asuka, it's me." The door opened to reveal the redhead, a pistol in her hand. "We need to get to the Geofront," where NERV HQ was located. "The Commander thinks we were attacked by a radiological, biological, or chemical weapon that made everyone sick."

"Those imposters said the same thing. Do you think an insider helped them?"

The raven-haired beauty frowned. "If they did, I'll hunt down that insider, castrate him, and nail his manhood to his forehead as a warning," words that made Asuka smile.

The women scanned the street from the sights of their pistols as they approached Misato's Renault Alpine A310 sports car. "Ah!" The raven-haired beauty put a hand in front of her miniskirt as fluids flowed down her thighs.

"Are you okay?"

"I feel... hot. Maybe I'm affected by the radiation, bug, gas, whatever." Misato handed Asuka the keys. "You better drive."

The redhead drove to the Geofront, where a car train transported the car to NERV HQ. The women walked to Hangar Six, where the SPs had set up a roadblock; an SP alternately aimed his HK416 at Misato and Asuka as a second SP checked the women's ID cards.

"Yeah, these look authentic." The SP turned to her partner. "Let 'em through."

The raven-haired beauty and the redhead entered the hangar, where airmen guided them to the showers. The women undressed, put their clothes and personal effects into plastic bags, and stepped underneath the showerheads. "Ahhhh!"

"Misato!" Asuka stepped forwards and caught the other woman before she fell onto the floor. Misato was hyperventilating and trembling, and her skin was red. The redhead noticed the raven-haired beauty's nipples and clitoris were erect. 'It looks like she's having an orgasm-- a big one.' "Mediiiic!"

Two airmen ran into the shower room. "What happened?"

"She's going into shock!" the redhead said.

Misato gripped Asuka's forearms. "I'm so sensitive... I come so easily, I can barely walk... I'm going out of my mind!"

Two more airmen, carrying a stretcher and a first aid kit, entered the room. The redhead helped the airmen lower the raven-haired beauty onto the stretcher.

"Please," Misato gripped Asuka's hand.

"Don't worry, we'll take good care of you," the medic said as the stretcher was lifted off the floor.

"Don't give up, Misato! You'll make it!" Asuka shouted as the other woman was carried out of the room.

"You better dry off and put on a mask and MOPP suit." An airman pointed at the redhead's nipple rings. "Is that real gold?"

"Yes," Asuka answered.

"You better take them out."

The redhead had a mischievous smile. "Will you take them out for me?"

The airman lowered his arms. "Never mind."

[Sidewinder]

Shinji sat on a cargo pallet, trying to massage his temples; the protective mask was in the way. "What happened during the past hour?"

The frown of a female SP, who escorted Shinji to the hangar, was visible through the eyepieces of her mask. "You saw what happened. Were you temporarily blinded during the past hour?"

"I wish. People taking off their clothes and having sex right in front of me, from the hospital all the way to the Geofront? I suspect it's a hallucination, brought on by drugs and a sex-starved mind," the ranger deadpanned.

"It wasn't a hallucination; I have a bloody glove to prove it." The SP punched a doctor for groping her butt, breaking the man's nose.

A medic approached the two. "I need blood samples from both of you, to make sure you're not poisoned or infected." The plug suit was a one-piece suit; Shinji had to stand up and lower the top of the suit to expose his arms.

'Nice body; I wouldn't mind feeding his sex-starved mind,' the SP thought, admiring the ranger's athletic figure while the medic filled two vials with his blood and wrote, "IKARI 1998" on the vials.