Pest Control (D&D)
Posted: 2013-06-10 12:18am
Back when I was still playing D&D on a regular basis, I had a habit of rolling weird stuff just to see where I could go with it. My DMs let me get away with my ideas because they knew they could (usually) count on me not to be a teamkilling fucktard. This is based off one such idea.
Pest Control, Part 1
A bird whistled softly. Its low, warbling cry joined the quiet noise of the breeze drifting through the tree branches. The sunlight of midmorning filtered through the forest canopy, highlighting the old, thick trunks and the soft, mossy diry beneath. It was an old forest, lush with the green of late spring fading into early summer. A traveler could well find it peaceful, calming, and perhaps even safe.
This was a very effective lie.
Dirt crunched softly beneath a leather boot. Despite his size and the brutish set to his frame, the masculine figure was surprisingly delicate with its choice of footing as it slunk around the curve of one tree trunk. The orc was garbed in thick hide leggings and a ragged, frequently patched shirt beneath a quietly jingling shirt of mail rings. An axe was rigged to his belt. A pack of supplies hung from his shoulder. In his hands was a shortbow, an arrow nocked to the string.
The orc dared a glance around the tree trunk, surveying the land beyond. Ahead, the forest sloped away in a gentle decline, dotted with tree trunks and shorter scrub. It was just open enough to permit sunlight, but dense enough to make spotting past thirty or forty yards difficult. The orc's dark eyes narrowed as he peered about, his nostrils flaring slightly as he sniffed the air.
With a sudden motion the orc bent almost double and scrambled out from cover, loping as quickly and quietly as he could to the next large tree, putting his back to the rough bark. His heart momentarily sped up in his chest, and he took a deep breath to calm himself. The forest had not reacted to his sudden motion, and the orc stilled himself to listen once more.
I know you're out there, he said to himself.
The scout had lagged behind the rest of the warband, his job to watch for anyone that might be attempting to pick up the group's tail. A loner, somewhat small by orcish standards, he had come to enjoy the tail-end position as it meant long periods of solitude away from the larger, more violent members of his kind. And over the years, he had gotten very good at his job.
He'd first suspected he was being tailed two days ago. Nothing in particular had given him this impression, but the hairs on the back of his neck had refused to go down, and the orc knew he was being watched. He'd double-backed and buttonhooked several times, hoping to catch his pursuer, but nothing had come to light. Too smart to allow himself to believe this meant he'd been mistaken, the orc had slept that night without a fire, huddling beneath the dubious sanctuary of a bush with axe in hand.
He'd survived the night, only to wake up to the knowledge that he was falling behind the rest of his group and the certainty that someone - something - was stalking him. The day had been a heart-clenching series of jolts from tree to tree, nervously looking over his shoulder every few seconds, his hunting bow always in his hand. More than once he'd lifted and drawn, ready to loose an arrow at his mysterious tail, but each time the motion that had set him off had proven to be nothing more violent than a swaying branch or some small animal.
Last night he'd slept in a tree - not the wisest of moves, perhaps, to allow himself to be treed, but he'd gained a relatively stable seat astride a thick branch and once more he slept with blade in hand, ready to hurl it down to crack the skull of his unseen enemy the moment they reared their head.
But it hadn't happened, and so once more the orc had resumed the game of cat and mouse, feeling altogether too much like the mouse for his own comfort. He hurried more and watched less, knowing he'd fallen further behind the warband and hoping he could catch up to their realitve safety - especially before they hit the trade road. Even if he shook his pursuer, it would go worse for him if he missed out on whatever bounty they struck, for even at the best of times his kind was rarely overfed.
And so the orc ducked his head out and ran once more. A cluster of three trees grew around the base of a large rock and the orc sheltered beneath the sweep of one that grew out at an angle and bent upwards in search of sunlight. Crouched, he turned on one booted foot as he watched the forest once more. There was a tiny rustling and he turned to regard it - another stupid squirrel, not even worth the arrow for the mouthful of meat.
But as he turned there was a hiss of air and a sudden thunk, and the orc jolted as an arrow as long as his thigh buried itself in the trunk beside him.
The scout spun and sprung to his feet, pulling back his bow and firing his own arrow in the direction from which the missile had come. His chance of hitting was a thousand to one, but the shot might deter his enemy for a moment as the scout took off running. Even with his heart pounding in terror he remembered to stay low, loping like a gorilla as he ducked and weaved through the trees, sliding out another arrow and nocking it to his shortbow. It wasn't much of a defense, he knew. In the brief moment he'd taken to fire he had seen nothing, and the length of the arrow that had nearly impaled him was such that his opponent almost certainly held a longbow of some type, meaning he was outranged.
So he ran, ducking and weaving. He didn't hear another arrow, but he wasn't stupid enough to believe that meant he was safe. Now that his mysterious enemy had shown his hand he would finish the scout the moment he had a clear shot, and so the orc concentrated on denying him that opportunity.
Then the slope of the ground suddenly increased and the orc's booted foot hit a patch of soft dirt that gave way beneath his weight, and the scout found himself tumbling down into a wet, loamy gully, splashing as he dropped into the thin stream of water at its base. He scrabbled at the ground in panic, kicking at the loose mud to regain his feet, but even as he did so he heard that distinct hiss of air and then something struck him on the leg.
There was surprisingly little pain. It felt like he'd been hit with a thrown rock rather than an arrow. There was the sting of bruised flesh and then a sudden warmth. At first the orc dared to hope he'd gotten lucky and his attacker's arrow had snapped, but then that syupy warmth spread across his leg and even onto the other. The orc twisted to realize that his legs had become entangled by a thick, goopy substance that clung harder and harder as he tried to kick it off.
Then a figure leapt from the treeline above, landing on its feet a short distance down the gully. Even getting an eyeful of it, the orc was at first hard-pressed to discern a real person. The figure's hooded cloak seemed to shift and blend with the surroundings; its fluted, layered design making it resemble loose leaves and scrub brush. Then the figure shook back its hood and the orc's eyes widened as he recognized the distinctive blunted muzzle and fierce eyes of a gnoll.
The hyena-like creature stood a bit taller than the orc himself, limbs ropy with muscle beneath a burnt orange coat of fur spotted with dark patches. He wore a set of leather armor beneath his cloak that bulked his figure, along with a belt festooned with pouches, bags and several weapons. Long gloves with built-in vambraces encased his lower arms. A large quiver was hung at his side, arrows feathered with many different hues protruding from the lip. Sure enough, a bow several feet long was in the ranger's hand, black wood interspersed with silvery highlights.
The goop that had trapped his legs had likewise snared his axe, and so the orc went for another arrow. The gnoll was too quick, however, and the ranger had merely to draw back the arrow on his own weapon and loose it. The act sent one of the feathered shafts zipping through the air to strike at the scout's shoulder just outside his mail shirt. The orc let out a bleat of pain as the fire of the wound took hold, and he realized that the wooden shaft had struck through the joint to pin his arm in place.
The gnoll swung his bow to the outside as he rushed forwards while his arrow hand went to the hilt of a long survival knife and drew the weapon, blade gleaming like liquid silver in the sunlight. As he reached the orc he leapt, bringing a knee down on the scout's ribs and knocking the wind from his lungs. The wicked knife went to his throat, the tip pricking his chin and drawing forth a drop of blood.
The gnoll's golden eyes looked down into the orc's own, and the scout saw scant chance of mercy from that predatory gaze. Then he spoke two words, and the orc was treated to an up-close view of the gnoll's sharp fangs.
"Let's talk," the ranger growled.
Pest Control, Part 1
A bird whistled softly. Its low, warbling cry joined the quiet noise of the breeze drifting through the tree branches. The sunlight of midmorning filtered through the forest canopy, highlighting the old, thick trunks and the soft, mossy diry beneath. It was an old forest, lush with the green of late spring fading into early summer. A traveler could well find it peaceful, calming, and perhaps even safe.
This was a very effective lie.
Dirt crunched softly beneath a leather boot. Despite his size and the brutish set to his frame, the masculine figure was surprisingly delicate with its choice of footing as it slunk around the curve of one tree trunk. The orc was garbed in thick hide leggings and a ragged, frequently patched shirt beneath a quietly jingling shirt of mail rings. An axe was rigged to his belt. A pack of supplies hung from his shoulder. In his hands was a shortbow, an arrow nocked to the string.
The orc dared a glance around the tree trunk, surveying the land beyond. Ahead, the forest sloped away in a gentle decline, dotted with tree trunks and shorter scrub. It was just open enough to permit sunlight, but dense enough to make spotting past thirty or forty yards difficult. The orc's dark eyes narrowed as he peered about, his nostrils flaring slightly as he sniffed the air.
With a sudden motion the orc bent almost double and scrambled out from cover, loping as quickly and quietly as he could to the next large tree, putting his back to the rough bark. His heart momentarily sped up in his chest, and he took a deep breath to calm himself. The forest had not reacted to his sudden motion, and the orc stilled himself to listen once more.
I know you're out there, he said to himself.
The scout had lagged behind the rest of the warband, his job to watch for anyone that might be attempting to pick up the group's tail. A loner, somewhat small by orcish standards, he had come to enjoy the tail-end position as it meant long periods of solitude away from the larger, more violent members of his kind. And over the years, he had gotten very good at his job.
He'd first suspected he was being tailed two days ago. Nothing in particular had given him this impression, but the hairs on the back of his neck had refused to go down, and the orc knew he was being watched. He'd double-backed and buttonhooked several times, hoping to catch his pursuer, but nothing had come to light. Too smart to allow himself to believe this meant he'd been mistaken, the orc had slept that night without a fire, huddling beneath the dubious sanctuary of a bush with axe in hand.
He'd survived the night, only to wake up to the knowledge that he was falling behind the rest of his group and the certainty that someone - something - was stalking him. The day had been a heart-clenching series of jolts from tree to tree, nervously looking over his shoulder every few seconds, his hunting bow always in his hand. More than once he'd lifted and drawn, ready to loose an arrow at his mysterious tail, but each time the motion that had set him off had proven to be nothing more violent than a swaying branch or some small animal.
Last night he'd slept in a tree - not the wisest of moves, perhaps, to allow himself to be treed, but he'd gained a relatively stable seat astride a thick branch and once more he slept with blade in hand, ready to hurl it down to crack the skull of his unseen enemy the moment they reared their head.
But it hadn't happened, and so once more the orc had resumed the game of cat and mouse, feeling altogether too much like the mouse for his own comfort. He hurried more and watched less, knowing he'd fallen further behind the warband and hoping he could catch up to their realitve safety - especially before they hit the trade road. Even if he shook his pursuer, it would go worse for him if he missed out on whatever bounty they struck, for even at the best of times his kind was rarely overfed.
And so the orc ducked his head out and ran once more. A cluster of three trees grew around the base of a large rock and the orc sheltered beneath the sweep of one that grew out at an angle and bent upwards in search of sunlight. Crouched, he turned on one booted foot as he watched the forest once more. There was a tiny rustling and he turned to regard it - another stupid squirrel, not even worth the arrow for the mouthful of meat.
But as he turned there was a hiss of air and a sudden thunk, and the orc jolted as an arrow as long as his thigh buried itself in the trunk beside him.
The scout spun and sprung to his feet, pulling back his bow and firing his own arrow in the direction from which the missile had come. His chance of hitting was a thousand to one, but the shot might deter his enemy for a moment as the scout took off running. Even with his heart pounding in terror he remembered to stay low, loping like a gorilla as he ducked and weaved through the trees, sliding out another arrow and nocking it to his shortbow. It wasn't much of a defense, he knew. In the brief moment he'd taken to fire he had seen nothing, and the length of the arrow that had nearly impaled him was such that his opponent almost certainly held a longbow of some type, meaning he was outranged.
So he ran, ducking and weaving. He didn't hear another arrow, but he wasn't stupid enough to believe that meant he was safe. Now that his mysterious enemy had shown his hand he would finish the scout the moment he had a clear shot, and so the orc concentrated on denying him that opportunity.
Then the slope of the ground suddenly increased and the orc's booted foot hit a patch of soft dirt that gave way beneath his weight, and the scout found himself tumbling down into a wet, loamy gully, splashing as he dropped into the thin stream of water at its base. He scrabbled at the ground in panic, kicking at the loose mud to regain his feet, but even as he did so he heard that distinct hiss of air and then something struck him on the leg.
There was surprisingly little pain. It felt like he'd been hit with a thrown rock rather than an arrow. There was the sting of bruised flesh and then a sudden warmth. At first the orc dared to hope he'd gotten lucky and his attacker's arrow had snapped, but then that syupy warmth spread across his leg and even onto the other. The orc twisted to realize that his legs had become entangled by a thick, goopy substance that clung harder and harder as he tried to kick it off.
Then a figure leapt from the treeline above, landing on its feet a short distance down the gully. Even getting an eyeful of it, the orc was at first hard-pressed to discern a real person. The figure's hooded cloak seemed to shift and blend with the surroundings; its fluted, layered design making it resemble loose leaves and scrub brush. Then the figure shook back its hood and the orc's eyes widened as he recognized the distinctive blunted muzzle and fierce eyes of a gnoll.
The hyena-like creature stood a bit taller than the orc himself, limbs ropy with muscle beneath a burnt orange coat of fur spotted with dark patches. He wore a set of leather armor beneath his cloak that bulked his figure, along with a belt festooned with pouches, bags and several weapons. Long gloves with built-in vambraces encased his lower arms. A large quiver was hung at his side, arrows feathered with many different hues protruding from the lip. Sure enough, a bow several feet long was in the ranger's hand, black wood interspersed with silvery highlights.
The goop that had trapped his legs had likewise snared his axe, and so the orc went for another arrow. The gnoll was too quick, however, and the ranger had merely to draw back the arrow on his own weapon and loose it. The act sent one of the feathered shafts zipping through the air to strike at the scout's shoulder just outside his mail shirt. The orc let out a bleat of pain as the fire of the wound took hold, and he realized that the wooden shaft had struck through the joint to pin his arm in place.
The gnoll swung his bow to the outside as he rushed forwards while his arrow hand went to the hilt of a long survival knife and drew the weapon, blade gleaming like liquid silver in the sunlight. As he reached the orc he leapt, bringing a knee down on the scout's ribs and knocking the wind from his lungs. The wicked knife went to his throat, the tip pricking his chin and drawing forth a drop of blood.
The gnoll's golden eyes looked down into the orc's own, and the scout saw scant chance of mercy from that predatory gaze. Then he spoke two words, and the orc was treated to an up-close view of the gnoll's sharp fangs.
"Let's talk," the ranger growled.