The British Avengers (DW/HP/Sher/TRaider/007/Avengers(UK))
Posted: 2014-01-05 12:55pm
Introductory notes, can be skipped for the disinterested
So this is an idea that should probably have never been written.
An image floated around the internet recently of the "British Avengers" which was a crossover of a ludicrous amount of UK based heroes.
My brain thought how ridiculous it was, then my brain wanted to imagine how it could be done.
Then my brain wanted it written. So I did.
I didn't use all the figures in the traditional image largely because:
A. Gene Hunt or whatever? No thank you.
B. I wanted more women.
So now we have a crossover of:
Doctor Who - For those that care it is set in the 11th Doctor era, probably sometime mid Season 7 after he has lost Amy and Rory.
Sherlock - For those that care set sometime mid season 2.
Harry Potter - For those that care it is set after the books.
Tomb Raider- For those that care I only really know the movies - it is set after them.
James Bond - Come on? A canon? For Bond? Come on!
The Avengers - For those that care treat this is a modern reboot.
It is already written, I am just posting slowly so I can give each section a check through for spelling/grammar. I hope people enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. I don't expect it to change anyone's life, but hopefully it has its fun moments.
Story Begins
“You can’t control her anymore Doctor.”
The voice was more present this time, it wasn’t echoing around the TARDIS’ endless halls.
“You can’t resist gloating,” the Doctor resisted a knowing smile. “Even when it puts you at grave risk.”
“Really Doctor,” the voice came from a humanoid form, glowing with the TADIS energy it was composed of. “Do you really believe you can threaten me now?”
“Why do you always have to try to hurt those around me?” the Doctor dragged his body round to face his enemy, and leant his wearied and wounded body on the console. “Why do you hurt my companions, my friends?”
“Your pet?” the figure, so bright its features were not discernible began to float forward.
The Doctor pressed his weight onto the back of his feet.
“She is not my pet,” he said slowly before jumping forward into the form of his enemy and squeezed his sonic screwdriver, its green energy intermingling with the yellow energy of the Master.
The figure yelled in frustrated anger and defiance and tried to struggle away from the Doctor’s grip.
“You may have been able to worm your way into her systems because I couldn’t stand to hurt her,” the Doctor’s voice was deep and almost a growl. “But if I give her the chance she will hurt herself to make sure you don’t corrupt her.”
“I’ll survive,” the figure said. “And just to spite you I’ll be master of your precious Earth and this time I’ll make it suffers like never before.”
“And I’ll stop you, again,” the Doctor said just before the teleport kicked in – powered by the TARDIS core and sending both passengers hurtling through space barely protected from the void and blasting pieces of the control room in every direction.
//
The Doctor didn’t have long, he knew that. He didn’t know exactly where he was; Earth, probably twentieth or twenty first century Britain, probably London by the smell, and he was in someone else’s flat. This was probably going to annoy them. Particularly as he was about to collapse from the combination of the explosion and the exposure to the void.
“Who are....?What...? how did you...?” a voice came from behind him.
“Doctor...” he coughed out in an attempted response to the first question as he turned
“How did you know I was a Doctor?” the man asked, not putting down either the toast or the newspaper he was carrying.
“I didn’t,” the Doctor struggled to get his words out and fell to his knees. “That’s me. Don’t treat me, hide me, two hearts, he’ll come for me He’s taken my TARDIS, and my regenerations...”
“Your what?”
“I’ll have to stop him,” the Doctor was on his hands and knees by now..
“Stop who?”
“The Master.”
And with that the Doctor collapsed onto the carpet.
“John are you talking to yourself agai...” another robed figure entered the room.
“Sherlock this man just appeared out of nowhere in front of me,” Doctor John Watson looked at his friend to try and make this man, this entirely rational man, believe something so insane.
“And I thought it was going to be a slow day.”
So this is an idea that should probably have never been written.
An image floated around the internet recently of the "British Avengers" which was a crossover of a ludicrous amount of UK based heroes.
My brain thought how ridiculous it was, then my brain wanted to imagine how it could be done.
Then my brain wanted it written. So I did.
I didn't use all the figures in the traditional image largely because:
A. Gene Hunt or whatever? No thank you.
B. I wanted more women.
So now we have a crossover of:
Doctor Who - For those that care it is set in the 11th Doctor era, probably sometime mid Season 7 after he has lost Amy and Rory.
Sherlock - For those that care set sometime mid season 2.
Harry Potter - For those that care it is set after the books.
Tomb Raider- For those that care I only really know the movies - it is set after them.
James Bond - Come on? A canon? For Bond? Come on!
The Avengers - For those that care treat this is a modern reboot.
It is already written, I am just posting slowly so I can give each section a check through for spelling/grammar. I hope people enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. I don't expect it to change anyone's life, but hopefully it has its fun moments.
Story Begins
Chapter One
The fire raged around the Doctor, his face blackened and bloodied. He slammed his hand down onto a barely visible scorched button on his TARDIS’ console.“You can’t control her anymore Doctor.”
The voice was more present this time, it wasn’t echoing around the TARDIS’ endless halls.
“You can’t resist gloating,” the Doctor resisted a knowing smile. “Even when it puts you at grave risk.”
“Really Doctor,” the voice came from a humanoid form, glowing with the TADIS energy it was composed of. “Do you really believe you can threaten me now?”
“Why do you always have to try to hurt those around me?” the Doctor dragged his body round to face his enemy, and leant his wearied and wounded body on the console. “Why do you hurt my companions, my friends?”
“Your pet?” the figure, so bright its features were not discernible began to float forward.
The Doctor pressed his weight onto the back of his feet.
“She is not my pet,” he said slowly before jumping forward into the form of his enemy and squeezed his sonic screwdriver, its green energy intermingling with the yellow energy of the Master.
The figure yelled in frustrated anger and defiance and tried to struggle away from the Doctor’s grip.
“You may have been able to worm your way into her systems because I couldn’t stand to hurt her,” the Doctor’s voice was deep and almost a growl. “But if I give her the chance she will hurt herself to make sure you don’t corrupt her.”
“I’ll survive,” the figure said. “And just to spite you I’ll be master of your precious Earth and this time I’ll make it suffers like never before.”
“And I’ll stop you, again,” the Doctor said just before the teleport kicked in – powered by the TARDIS core and sending both passengers hurtling through space barely protected from the void and blasting pieces of the control room in every direction.
//
The Doctor didn’t have long, he knew that. He didn’t know exactly where he was; Earth, probably twentieth or twenty first century Britain, probably London by the smell, and he was in someone else’s flat. This was probably going to annoy them. Particularly as he was about to collapse from the combination of the explosion and the exposure to the void.
“Who are....?What...? how did you...?” a voice came from behind him.
“Doctor...” he coughed out in an attempted response to the first question as he turned
“How did you know I was a Doctor?” the man asked, not putting down either the toast or the newspaper he was carrying.
“I didn’t,” the Doctor struggled to get his words out and fell to his knees. “That’s me. Don’t treat me, hide me, two hearts, he’ll come for me He’s taken my TARDIS, and my regenerations...”
“Your what?”
“I’ll have to stop him,” the Doctor was on his hands and knees by now..
“Stop who?”
“The Master.”
And with that the Doctor collapsed onto the carpet.
“John are you talking to yourself agai...” another robed figure entered the room.
“Sherlock this man just appeared out of nowhere in front of me,” Doctor John Watson looked at his friend to try and make this man, this entirely rational man, believe something so insane.
“And I thought it was going to be a slow day.”