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Another ST meets SW Story...

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1. The Empire has fallen
2. The New Republic is growing
3. The Transwarp Hub links the ST and SW galaxies
4. Q warns that the wormhole is a gateway through time and should not be tampered with
5. Hubs around the galaxy fall and become wormhole to the SW galaxy.
6. Quickly the Federation goes through a hub in the Alpha Quadrant, and meets the Republic
7. The story begins…
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Everybody sits around a campfire and sings peace songs.
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The poorly controlled members and/or protectorates of the New Republic enter the Star Trek galaxy and conquer it--they're condemned by the Senate in an act of lip service.
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Darth Wong wrote:Everybody sits around a campfire and sings peace songs.
Before a bunch of Rim world Rednecks show up with beer, blasters and Rancor's to start a party.
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Sovereign wrote:7. The story begins…
Booster and Mirax Terrik single-handedly defeat the Federation with their l33t smuggling and negotiating skills...and the EV, of course. :twisted:
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An underground Federation movement, led by one character who goes by the name "Phanboyy" travels to the SW galaxy to buy second hand surplus weaponry and takes over the AQ. Memebrs of a certain Forum aid his cause to crew his fleet.

Kathryn Janeway is spared from Hutt Slavery by a sick twisted fiend resembling William Shatner and the two use a B-Wing to conquer a world for them to live happily ever after on.

Federation "continuos beam weaponry" is combined With Imperial Firepower and a Certain Bisexual stormtrooper gets the railgun he has always longed for.

A famous (or infamous depending on who you talk to) engineering type person with a penchant for "doin it in da butt" is given Risa as a personal playground, as well as several willing Bajoran women to augment his harem.

The list could go on and on and on
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The Imperial remnant sees a golden oprotunity and kicks the Dominions ass in the Gamma Quadrant. Thye set up ship yards cloning facilities and training areas and start to rebuild the military might of the New Order.
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Sovereign wrote: 7. The story begins…
8. A backass SW galaxy hick taes over the ST galaxy with a blaster and an old Z-95
9. the story ends
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No, some stupid Imperial footsoldier takes over the ST galaxy with a blaster and a TIE fighter he can't fly :roll:
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Darksider wrote:
Sovereign wrote: 7. The story begins…
8. A backass SW galaxy hick taes over the ST galaxy with a blaster and an old Z-95
9. the story ends
it's a hold out blaster and a Naboo starfighter. geez! get it right! :P

and look at this from soverign's site:

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hmmmm because a borg cube is bigger than a star destroyer must mean it is better. Just like a 400 year old trebuchet is better than a 155 howitzer. bigger equals better! wanketty-wanketty-wank-wank!
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JodoForce wrote:No, some stupid Imperial footsoldier takes over the ST galaxy with a blaster and a TIE fighter he can't fly :roll:
And the blaster's power cell's pretty shot already too.

Why don't we just throw stones at the Feddies? They don't need to be all that big...
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