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ON BORED THE VENGENCE CLASS STRDESTROYER (PROTOTYPE)SALAMANDER ANTITREK COMMANDER LAURENCE GALE WAS FUMING WITH DEFEAT THE YUZZANVONG HAD COMPLETLY CRIPPELD HIS SHIP AND LIFE SUPPORT WAS FAILING ON ALL DECK'S AND THE HULL WAS BREAKING UP. "WERE THE HELL IS THAT BACK UP I ORDERD?" "SORRY SIR NONE OF THE OTHER SHIP'S IN THE FLEET HAVE THE CHRONODRIVE REQUIED TO GET HERE IN TIME" "BUT I THOUGHT THERE WERE AT LEAST TWO OTHER SHIPS WITH THE DRIVE". THE ENGERNIER SIGHED "SIR WITH ALL RESPECT THE ORION SWORD IS IN SPACE DOCK AND THE BROAD PARK IS MISSING IN ACTION" "WELL THAT'S AMAZING. FIND ME THE POWER TO ABANDON SHIP OR ILL HAVE YOUR HEAD CUTOFF AND HUNG IN MY TROPHE ROOM." THE ENGERNIER'S JUMPED TO ACTION AND LAURENCER COLAPSED IN HIS CHAIR "WHY THE HELL DID I EVER PUT BEN IN CHARGE OF THE BROADPARK." HE SIGHED AS THE COMPUTER POLITLY POINTED OUT TAHT THE SHIP WAS ABOUT IMPLODE "DAM IT" THE SHIP EXPLODED LIKE A FIER CRACKER IN NOVEMBER AND LAURENCE WAS STOPED FROM DOING ANYTHING PEMENTLY

Stop fucking around, or it'll go VERY hard on you.

what was that.?

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http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame80.html

Dude, unstick your shift key and learn to use periods... I cant make head or tails from this!

NF_Utvol wrote:Dude, unstick your shift key and learn to use periods... I cant make head or tails from this!

OR just turn off the Caps-lock, use the return key, and also include periods, proper spelling and grammer, throw in some more ppunctuation, etc. etc.

HAving somehow managed to decipher this, it is comeplete crap.

My eyes burn.

Crayz9000 wrote:

I know telling a mod what to do is considered very impolite, but if he does this again, will you ban the idiot until he shows the ability to utilize at least 15% of his keyboard functions?

I have fixed your fanfic, GRAND ADMIRAL HAMILTON.

On board the Vengeance-class Star Destroyer (prototype) Salamander, Antitrek Commander Laurence Gale was fuming with defeat. The Yuuzhan Vong had completely crippled his ship. Life support was failing on all decks, and the hull was breaking up.

"Where the hell is that backup I ordered?" Antitrek Commander Laurence said.

"Sorry sir, none of the other ships in the fleet have the Chronodrive required to get here in time." responded the engineer.

"But I thought there were at least two other ships with the drive." Commander Laurence replied.

The engineer sighed, "Sir, with all respect the Orion Sword is in Space Dock, and the Broad Park is missing in action"

"Well, that's amazing. Find me the power to abandon ship, or I'll have your head cut off and hung in my trophy room!" ordered Laurence.

The engineers jumped to action and Laurence collapsed in his chair. "Why the hell did I ever put Ben in Charge of the Broad Park."

He sighed as the computer politely pointed out that the ship was about to explode. "Damn it" cried the commander. The ship exploded like a firecracker in November, and Laurence was stopped from doing anything permanently.

KSSST "Uh yes sir, target has been comfirmed as a troll, we're prepared to hit it with two gigaton logic bombs and should be back to base by suppertime" KSSST

Oh, let me translate that to garble.


KSST 'UH YES SIR TARGET HAS BE COMFIRMED AS TROOL WE PREPARED TO HIT IT WITH IMPOSSIBLE POWERFUL AND THERE FOR NOT CANON BOMBS AND SHOULD BE BACK BY SUPPERTIME' KSSST

anarchistbunny wrote:KSSST "Uh yes sir, target has been comfirmed as a troll, we're prepared to hit it with two gigaton logic bombs and should be back to base by suppertime" KSSST

Oh, let me translate that to garble.


KSST 'UH YES SIR TARGET HAS BE COMFIRMED AS TROOL WE PREPARED TO HIT IT WITH IMPOSSIBLE POWERFUL AND THERE FOR NOT CANON BOMBS AND SHOULD BE BACK BY SUPPERTIME' KSSST

*chuckle* Bunny, you write idiot so well.

anarchistbunny wrote: Oh, let me translate that to garble.


KSST 'UH YES SIR TARGET HAS BE COMFIRMED AS TROOL WE PREPARED TO HIT IT WITH IMPOSSIBLE POWERFUL AND THERE FOR NOT CANON BOMBS AND SHOULD BE BACK BY SUPPERTIME' KSSST

"It's a kind of magic..."

Kelly Antilles wrote:*chuckle* Bunny, you write idiot so well.

Hey, I'm an teenager, I'm half idiot for 3 more years.

"CMK-84 15 kiloton logic/anti logic annihilation shell loaded! Elevating now."
"Gun ready for firing sir." "Very well, open fire!" "Firing!"



"Moron eliminated." "Excellent, reload for another shot in case that doesn't put him down" "Right sir."

YOU ARE ALL STUPID SO WHAT IF I WRIGHT IN CAPSLOC ITS BETTER THEN RUSSIAN OR FRENCH SO STOP PICKING ON ME YOU FOOLS OR THE WRATH OF THE SENTINAL WILL APON YOU AND ALSO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME YOU DONT KNOW WERE I AM HAHAHAHA
(YOU DONT KNOW WERE I AM DO YOU?)

GRAND ADMIRAL HAMILTON wrote:YOU ARE ALL STUPID SO WHAT IF I WRIGHT IN CAPSLOC ITS BETTER THEN RUSSIAN OR FRENCH SO STOP PICKING ON ME YOU FOOLS OR THE WRATH OF THE SENTINAL WILL APON YOU AND ALSO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME YOU DONT KNOW WERE I AM HAHAHAHA
(YOU DONT KNOW WERE I AM DO YOU?)

As Chuck would have said, somewhere between Oz, Honalee and the Fifth Circle of Hell.

waht the hell are you on aout?

Don't fuck with the nerds.

GRAND ADMIRAL HAMILTON wrote:waht the hell are you on aout?

My, you got amazingly coherent all of a sudden.

right heres what i know eh ie: hamilton is a complete dork i know this because i go to school with him and he thinks that the soviet union is the best thing since sliced bread so just ignore him he is a pathetic little life form who is to be killed tommrow by my minions in white armor




(ps i serious about the white armour )

I think this should go in the hall of shame.

idont listen to that fool antitrek he's a complete moron and for the record i dont think the sovietunion's the best thing ever i only said that its the best army to be on redalert 2 so stick that in your pipe and smoke it you fool
and he's liying about the miniones in white armour he just means he get some littel psyco to hit me with big fecking sticks on the way home


(p.s does any one think neopet's is a crap game?)

So far you've proven to be far dumber than him.

Bicker and fight during Recess not here in front of 700 capable readers.

Cyaround,
Jason
P.S.- I concur Dalton.

ok ill stop bickering as long as antitrek agreess