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Posted it on ASVS. Predictably, DarkStar replied with a line that was too funny to leave out, so I revised it

G2K: None shall pass.
Debater: I have no quarrel with you, but I must get to ASVS.
G2K: Then you will die.
Debater: Damnit, stand aside!
G2K: That was an unprovoked ad hominem.
Debater: Oh, just shut up.
[G2K throws a long post at Debater]
[Debater parries]
[Debater blows a giant hole in G2K's argument]
Debater: Now stand aside.
G2K: 'Tis but a minor point.
Debater: Your argument's got a big hole in it!
G2K: No, it doesn't.
Debater: Well, what's that then?
[points at the hole]
G2K: I've seen worse.
Debater: You liar!
G2K: Come on, you pussy!
[G2K throws a long post at Debater]
[Debater rebuts long post]
[G2K snips everything but one line]
G2K: The above is the only element to the post with any truth to it.
Debater: What, are you blind? Concession accepted.
[kneeling]
Debater: We thank thee, Wong, that in thy-
[G2K kicks Debater in the head while he's praying]
G2K: Come on then.
Debater: What?
G2K: I'll win yet!
Debater: Your argument is shot to pieces. Isn't that enough humiliation for
one day?
G2K: Oh, had enough, eh?
Debater: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no valid points left!
G2K: Yes I have.
Debater: Look!
G2K: Just a nitpick.
[expounds on semantics]
Debater: Look, stop that.
G2K: Chicken! Chicken!
Debater: Look, I'll have your Death Star argument. Right!
[whop]
[lops a chunk off the argument]
G2K: Right, I'll do you for that!
Debater: You'll what?
G2K: Come 'ere!
Debater: What are you going to do, read your website to me?
G2K: I'm invincible!
Debater: You're a loony.
G2K: Guardian 2000 always triumphs! Have at you!
Debater: Come on then.
[whop]
[lops another chunk off the argument]
G2K: All right, we'll call it a draw.
Debater: Come, Luggage.
G2K: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You Warsie bastards! Come back here and
see what's coming to you. I'll poke your heads off!

LOL

That was beautiful. Insightful. Hilarious. Who was the original writer? And how did G2K respond?

It's DarkStar's debating argument in a nutshell, and pretty funny.

Master of Ossus wrote:That was beautiful. Insightful. Hilarious. Who was the original writer? And how did G2K respond?

I wrote it after watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail, when I realized that DarkStar reminded me of the Black Knight. Anyway, thank you

As for G2K's response:

DarkStar wrote:"John Hansen" <abuse@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:62upou82r06vjbdosesmt99ks35h0085ab@4ax.com...

> [kneeling]
> Debater: We thank thee, Wong, that in thy-

The above is the only element to the post with any truth to it.