Master of Ossus wrote:I already wrote a very similar piece on DarkStar. It was a parody of the prologue of The Fellowship of the Ring.
The boards are changing.
I feel it in the keyboard.
I feel it in the posts.
I feel it on the threads.
The Lord of the Morons.
It began with the forging of the Great Rings.
Three were given to Warsies, wisest and most obnoxious of all flamers. Seven to the B5ers, great story craftsmen on Tiger’s Claw. And nine, nine rings were given the Trekkies, who above all else desire tech manuals. [Warsies, B5ers, and Trekkies pick up their rings]
And within these rings was bound the will and intelligence to lead each group. But they were, all of them, deceived; for another ring was made. In the fires of Mount Bullshit, the moron DarkStar forged, in secret, a crappy ring.
And into this ring, he poured his stupidity, circular logic, and sexual frustrations. One ring to annoy them all.
One by one, the free threads of the boards were high jacked by the power of his stupidity.
But there were some who resisted. [Lord Edam leads an army of Trekkies in a march]
[Darth Wong calls for arrows of reason, and a massive wave of hypocrisy is felled] A Last Alliance of Warsies and Trekkies marched against the stupidity of Scooter, and on the slopes of Mount Bullshit they fought for the sanity of vs. debaters. [Dalton stabs an ugly bit of circular logic] [Lord Edam slashes his way through massive waves of supidity]
[Darkling kills another wave of crap] Victory was near, but the power of the broken-record could not be undone. [Scooter appears and sends waves of rebuttals and rational debaters flying]
