[SONG] Repost of M.W.E.E.
Posted: 2002-10-07 12:21pm
I wrote this on ASVS, and I felt like posting it here to hear some new opinions. Plus I think it makes a pretty good first post.
(Sung to the tune of End of Evangelion's "Komm Suesser Todd")
TROLL: I know, I know I can beat Wong. I'm far above all the rest.
He'll have no choice left but to say I'm right.
And now, now that I've sent e-mail, he hasn't said anything,
he's forfitted, I am the Trekkie King!
WONG: So little free time in my day, I cannot write back right away.
That doesn't mean that I think you're right.
Hyperdrive is not .5c, you have said nothing new to me.
Did you read a single word on my website?
TROLL: The Borg could beat the Empire too,
there's naught they can't adapt to,
you are such a fool to ignore that fact.
WONG: Knives, and phasers swung like bats, drones didn't adapt to
that.
You need to watch Star Trek: First Contact.
TROLL: My views, reduced to nothing, I will not admit defeat, admit
defeat, admit defeat...
Trek races all would ally!
WONG: Deep Space 9 proved that's not so, proved that's not so, proved
that's not so...
In all of your mail, you haven't said a single new idea. In fact
everything... everything... everything that you have said is explained
on my site!
TROLL: The Feds, will beam bombs on Imp ships, they'll blast them to
microchips!
WONG: You forgot trans-port-ers can't beam through shields.
TROLLS: The Feds, can retro engineer, Imperial technology, they'd have
their own hyperdrive in a week.
WONG: They don't... have the... technology they need to use said
device, use said device, use said device...
Your mail, reduced to nothing, and you've still said nothing new, said
nothing new, said nothing new...
(repeat until fadeout)
(Sung to the tune of End of Evangelion's "Komm Suesser Todd")
TROLL: I know, I know I can beat Wong. I'm far above all the rest.
He'll have no choice left but to say I'm right.
And now, now that I've sent e-mail, he hasn't said anything,
he's forfitted, I am the Trekkie King!
WONG: So little free time in my day, I cannot write back right away.
That doesn't mean that I think you're right.
Hyperdrive is not .5c, you have said nothing new to me.
Did you read a single word on my website?
TROLL: The Borg could beat the Empire too,
there's naught they can't adapt to,
you are such a fool to ignore that fact.
WONG: Knives, and phasers swung like bats, drones didn't adapt to
that.
You need to watch Star Trek: First Contact.
TROLL: My views, reduced to nothing, I will not admit defeat, admit
defeat, admit defeat...
Trek races all would ally!
WONG: Deep Space 9 proved that's not so, proved that's not so, proved
that's not so...
In all of your mail, you haven't said a single new idea. In fact
everything... everything... everything that you have said is explained
on my site!
TROLL: The Feds, will beam bombs on Imp ships, they'll blast them to
microchips!
WONG: You forgot trans-port-ers can't beam through shields.
TROLLS: The Feds, can retro engineer, Imperial technology, they'd have
their own hyperdrive in a week.
WONG: They don't... have the... technology they need to use said
device, use said device, use said device...
Your mail, reduced to nothing, and you've still said nothing new, said
nothing new, said nothing new...
(repeat until fadeout)