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First, read Gnome Hunter

Now, as you all know Kuja and cYran are about to enter a Battle Arena with the sole purpose of saving Nitram.

however, for Gnome Hunter: Ramifications one of the POTENTIAL storylines is a knock down drag our war between Kuja and Cyran. These two have been covertly trying to murder each other for many episodes and now, armed with an armory;s worth of FFX-2 Dresspheres they now have the capability to decide it once and for all.

a few points:

-The potential battle takes place within an anti-magic field, so no Magic will work.

-the Gnomes will not interfere, in fact they will be enjoying from their arena seats, including Rye and mith should they ever awake from the acrid stench of Kuja's Gas, which brings us to the third point.

-Kuja's advantages are his superior tactical skills and foresight, he is also better with melee weapons. Also, he has bad gas. We're talking the quasi shits here, stuff that makes the paint peel off the walls.

-Cyran's big advantage is that he's just plain cruel and will go to any length to win, he fights as dirty as an unwashed garbageman who drives his truck through the mud into a sewage lagoon. He is better with firearms.

Please, Discuss and be humorous with relevance to the topic, i'd do this in the writer's guild but there aren't enough of my fans there (im not sure there are any to be honest, well for this fic anyway)

Tevar makes Nitram come inside, and sends Cryan and Kuja home.... telling them that if they can't play nice then they can go play somewhere else. So by default, my money is on Tevar.

Col. Crackpot wrote:Tevar makes Nitram come inside, and sends Cryan and Kuja home.... telling them that if they can't play nice then they can go play somewhere else. So by default, my money is on Tevar.

Except Tevar was killed by the Gnomes in a previous episode when the Gnomes dropped the Gigli Bomb on the Black Mage Castle. Nitram meanwhile is being roasted on a spit by some hungry orcs...

Cyran amuses me far more.

~ver

Captain_Cyran wrote:Can I pick Kuja and Cyran off each other and take out 3/4 of the gnome base in the process?

Yes, that's under "Nitram Kills them both"

Why do I get the feeling that Kuja voted Cyran to die, and Cyran voted Kuja to die, accounting for each vote they have?

Singular Quartet wrote:Why do I get the feeling that Kuja voted Cyran to die, and Cyran voted Kuja to die, accounting for each vote they have?

I actually haven't voted yet.

Captain_Cyran wrote:

Singular Quartet wrote:Why do I get the feeling that Kuja voted Cyran to die, and Cyran voted Kuja to die, accounting for each vote they have?

I actually haven't voted yet.

And neither have I, actually.

Cyran's big advantage is that he's just plain cruel

As if I'm not?

and will go to any length to win,

As if I won't?

he fights as dirty as an unwashed garbageman who drives his truck through the mud into a sewage lagoon.

AS IF I DON'T?!

He is better with firearms.

...dammit.

You're too nice Kuja, trust me. You're as evil as a grilled cheese sandwich.

Darth Fanboy wrote:You're too nice Kuja, trust me. You're as evil as a grilled cheese sandwich.

Hey, my cousin nearly choked to death on a grilled cheese sandwich!













OK, so I just made that up.

Kuja, you're like one of the evil kittens when they've had their milk. I'm like one of the kittens with wings and who hasn't had their milk.

.........

You're really hot for another meeting with Kate Mulgrew in Groove, aren't you?

Captain_Cyran wrote:Kuja, you're like one of the evil kittens when they've had their milk. I'm like one of the kittens with wings and who hasn't had their milk.

Yes, and I AM one of those kittens. ;P

But anywho.. I still think you're more amusing.

~ver

Kuja wrote:

Kuja, you're like one of the evil kittens when they've had their milk. I'm like one of the kittens with wings and who hasn't had their milk.

.........

You're really hot for another meeting with Kate Mulgrew in Groove, aren't you?

You're really hot for... for another... uhhh... another meeting with... uhhh... Shit I got nothin...