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Alright 40Kers, step forward and be counted. Who's your favorite engine of destruction? The winner MIGHT ( ) make an appearance in the next chapter of Groove, so get those votes in!

Your forcing me to pick one!!!!


Let's see.....

Khorne: Will bring lots and lots of gratuitous violence and gore
Slaneesh: Will probably bring gratuitous hedonism
Nurgle: Will bring gratuitous icky diseases and pestilence
Tzeentch: Will bring gratuitous scheming, conniving and plot twists

hmmmmmmmm.....

Nurgle is right out as he is too icky, and while i'm tempted by the hedonism and i usually proclim my allegiance to Chaos by screaming "Blood for the Blood God" i will have to pick the the Master of Mystery, the Changer of Ways, the one and only Tzeentch.

Tzeentch, the Changer of Ways. Simply because combining bolters and sorcery should be a way of life.

if you worship Khorne, you turn into a mass-murdering maniac.
if you worship Nurgle, you turn into an ugly freak.
if you worship Tzeentch, you turn into something from H.P. Lovecraft's worst nightmares.
if you worship Slaanesh, on the other hand...

Peregrin Toker wrote:if you worship Khorne, you turn into a mass-murdering maniac.

That is exactly why I worship Khorne.

Blood for the Blood God.
Skulls for the Throne of Khorne.

Peregrin Toker wrote: if you worship Slaanesh, on the other hand...

You start wearing pink, have sensory overloads (and enjoy them) and turn really ugly having to rely on musks and phermones to confuse the person you want to get it on with.

I voted nurgle mainly cos i have no idea who any of them are and nurgle wouls seem to be the most humourous name on ther list.

Crazedwraith wrote:I voted nurgle mainly cos i have no idea who any of them are and nurgle wouls seem to be the most humourous name on ther list.

Old father Nurgle, God of disease. I will laugh at you as you turn into a ugly, festering, rot infected man with no possible sex life.

Crazedwraith wrote:I voted nurgle mainly cos i have no idea who any of them are and nurgle wouls seem to be the most humourous name on ther list.

Fine, if you want to be a festering pile of goo who am I to stop you?

Nurgle worshippers really get the short end of the stick when it comes to improvements.

Now, Khornate supporters, we get the better stuff.

Black Admiral wrote:

Crazedwraith wrote:I voted nurgle mainly cos i have no idea who any of them are and nurgle wouls seem to be the most humourous name on ther list.

Fine, if you want to be a festering pile of goo who am I to stop you?

Nurgle worshippers really get the short end of the stick when it comes to improvements.

Now, Khornate supporters, we get the better stuff.

Depends on your point of view.
Nurgle: Complete immunity to most diseases and overall tougher to kil, offset by the aforementioned fact that you look like a pile of goo.
Khorne: You become stronger, but you get a serious case of bloodlust. Once you pop (someones head off) you just can't stop. Mind you Khorne followers generally get more "action" even if it is part of the looting and pillaging.

2000AD wrote:Khorne: You become stronger, but you get a serious case of bloodlust. Once you pop (someones head off) you just can't stop. Mind you Khorne followers generally get more "action" even if it is part of the looting and pillaging.

Everything has its drawbacks.

Tzeentch's power is evident, even here he has manipulated events to suit his purpose, witness his victory!.

The only problem with Tzeentch is that when you get a Tzeentch mutation you really mutate. But he gifts his champions with cool magical powers and insights into the deepest, darkest of truths.
Of course those usually drive you insane, so maybe that's two drawbacks.

Well, at this point, Tzeentch is in the lead, with Khorne trailing just behind and Nurgle limping along after them, while Slaanesh hasn't even gotten out of the gate.

I think I'll let this so for a couple more days and then see who the final winner is.

Lets see..

Nurgle: Immunity to disease, and it makes you a tough bastard. On the other hand you have this tendency to look like a plastic figure somebody's stuck in the microwave.

Khorne: You turn into a blood-obsessed loony who just want to kill and nothing else.. plus unless you do a really good job your god doesn't give a shit if you die (remember Khorne doesn't care who's blood is getting spilled)

Tzeentch: Cool magicky abilities, but many strange mutations, on the other hand, cool robes.. my second choice.

Slaanesh: Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll. Remember most of the ones who get ugly looking are noise marines and the like. Many of the other folks 'gifted' by slaanesh doesn't go that route. I'll go with this one thank you.

6-5-2-1

Looks like Tzeentch wins.