What- no pornographic fanfics?
Posted: 2002-10-15 12:24am
Just a suggestion 
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Posted: 2002-10-15 12:27am
Well...I guess I COULD start on that Mary Poppins/Trinity that someone suggested a bit back....maybe....
Posted: 2002-10-15 12:27am
With all due respect DW, do you think this board could HANDLE lemon fanfics?
Posted: 2002-10-15 12:41am
no pr0n for you.
Posted: 2002-10-15 12:42am
Heh. If I DO come up with one, tho, I will be sure to PM it to you...
Posted: 2002-10-15 01:46am
www.shabbyblue.net you little hentai
Posted: 2002-10-15 05:53am
Most lemons are so badly written it's really unbearable.
Stravo should write one, I'm sure it'd be quite good.
Stravo should write one, I'm sure it'd be quite good.
Posted: 2002-10-15 06:33am
They could have strap-on light sabres.verilon wrote:Well...I guess I COULD start on that Mary Poppins/Trinity that someone suggested a bit back....maybe....
Posted: 2002-10-15 10:08am
I suggest we find Psychotic Jedi Fuckfest and repost it here.
Posted: 2002-10-15 10:09am
OOh, ooh, LT.Hit-Man is a prime candidate for pr0n stuff.
Posted: 2002-10-15 10:16am
Then get him over here fast, damn it!Dalton wrote:OOh, ooh, LT.Hit-Man is a prime candidate for pr0n stuff.
Posted: 2002-10-15 01:16pm
Plus, fanfiction.net took down all of its NC-17 fics.
Posted: 2002-10-15 09:39pm
RayCav, I believe this is where you step in.
Posted: 2002-10-16 12:16am
LT.Hit-Man's Hentai contest finishes on Oct. 29 on ASVS.
Posted: 2002-10-16 12:31am
Someone page Hamblin....
Posted: 2002-10-16 01:03am
Believe me...it's tempting. But who's to say there won't be a little incest action in my current fic?Cpt_Frank wrote:Most lemons are so badly written it's really unbearable.
Stravo should write one, I'm sure it'd be quite good.
Posted: 2002-10-16 01:24am
NOOOOO! DON'T TAINT STARCROSSED!!Stravo wrote:Believe me...it's tempting. But who's to say there won't be a little incest action in my current fic?Cpt_Frank wrote:Most lemons are so badly written it's really unbearable.
Stravo should write one, I'm sure it'd be quite good.
Posted: 2002-10-16 07:12am
Stravo wrote:Believe me...it's tempting. But who's to say there won't be a little incest action in my current fic?Cpt_Frank wrote:Most lemons are so badly written it's really unbearable.
Stravo should write one, I'm sure it'd be quite good.
::passes out::
On the other hand, with Stavro, it might not be what we think it could be... It still would be - traumatic, but it would be somewhat more surprising... I guess.
Posted: 2002-10-16 07:38am
Oh please no Luke-Leia incest please!
Posted: 2002-10-16 07:39pm
And somehow Mary Poppins & Trinity will be worked into the story... 
Standard Lemon Fare
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:26pm
Troi was sitting in her quarters and masturbating, but it wasn't working out for her.
"Oh god I need to get fucked," she thought, "but Picard is ugly and Riker is gay!"
Just then, Data kicked in her door, clad only in leather chaps and a black cowboy hat.
"Please state the nature of your sexual emergency," he said.
"I need sex," Troi replied.
"I am... fully functional... bay-bee!" Data responded. He then began to moonwalk around Troi's quarters.
"How functional, Data?" Troi asked, really starting to get worked up.
The bot started to say, "I am equipped with a forty centimet--"
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?" Captain Picard yelled as he stormed into the room, followed by a half-dozen security troopers, including Worf.
"Just a bit of harmless sex, Captain," Data replied.
"Oh. Nothing wrong with that, right men? Go to Silver Alert!" Picard ordered.
At this, the lights dimmed, and a disco ball descended from a recessed hole in the ceiling. Data adjusted his positronic processer, and he began to emit a compendium of popular porno tracks.
"BOW-BOW-CHICKA-CHICKA-BOW-BOW!" his speakers boomed.
As semi-naked women stormed into the room, the entire crew began to boogie down... and down... and down...
!!BOW-BOW-CHICKA-CHICKA-BOW-BOW!!
"Oh god I need to get fucked," she thought, "but Picard is ugly and Riker is gay!"
Just then, Data kicked in her door, clad only in leather chaps and a black cowboy hat.
"Please state the nature of your sexual emergency," he said.
"I need sex," Troi replied.
"I am... fully functional... bay-bee!" Data responded. He then began to moonwalk around Troi's quarters.
"How functional, Data?" Troi asked, really starting to get worked up.
The bot started to say, "I am equipped with a forty centimet--"
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?" Captain Picard yelled as he stormed into the room, followed by a half-dozen security troopers, including Worf.
"Just a bit of harmless sex, Captain," Data replied.
"Oh. Nothing wrong with that, right men? Go to Silver Alert!" Picard ordered.
At this, the lights dimmed, and a disco ball descended from a recessed hole in the ceiling. Data adjusted his positronic processer, and he began to emit a compendium of popular porno tracks.
"BOW-BOW-CHICKA-CHICKA-BOW-BOW!" his speakers boomed.
As semi-naked women stormed into the room, the entire crew began to boogie down... and down... and down...
!!BOW-BOW-CHICKA-CHICKA-BOW-BOW!!
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:29pm
O.M.F.G..........
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:30pm
bow-chicka-chicka-bow-chicka-bow-chicka-bow-wow! Would be the proper way to say that...
Posted: 2002-10-16 09:55pm
BWAHAHAHAHA
Oh that's great.
Oh that's great.
Re: Standard Lemon Fare
Posted: 2002-10-16 10:09pm
You really need help Pablo, pray that Shep gives you some.