[GSDA] Winner's List (SPOILERS)

[Dalton]

A list of the winners of the ceremony...

The Anakin Skywalker "I Killed Them All" Award for Best Character Development
Paradise Lost by Chuck Sonnenburg


The Grand Moff Tarkin "Evacuate? In our Moment of Triumph?" Award for Best Ending
Suicide Squad by Pablo Sanchez


The General Veers "You May Start Your Landing" Award for Best Ground Combat
Suicide Squad by Pablo Sanchez


The Lando Calrissian "We'll Last Longer Than We Will Against That Death Star!" Award for Best Space Battle
Twilight War by Stravo


The Master Yoda "Judge Me By My Size, Do You" Award for Best Duel
The Animatrix: Cain and Abel by Stravo


The Darth Vader "Luke...I am your Father" Award for Most Unexpected Plot Twist
StarCrossed by Stravo


The Grand Admiral Thrawn "When You Understand a Species' Art, You Understand that Species" Award for Most Creative Tactic
Twilight War by Stravo


The Lt.Cmdr. Data "Quantum Polarity Bypass Recalibration" Award for Best Use of Technobabble
Paradise Lost by Chuck Sonnenburg


The Mighty Beard's "Better Than The Phantom Menace" Award for Best Title
How Stravo Got His Groove Back by Kuja


The Jean-Luc Picard "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!" Award for Best Torture
A Horrifying Tale of the L.T. on Vacation by LT.Hit-Man and MKSheppard


The Gene Roddenberry "To Boldly Go" Award for Best Use of Star Trek
Twilight War by Stravo


The George Lucas "In a Galaxy Far, Far Away" Award for Best Use of Star Wars
De Imperatoribus Galacticis by Marina O'Leary


The Tasha Yar "That's It!" Award for Funniest Death
How Stravo Got His Groove Back by Kuja


The Commander Worf "Feeling Aggressive Tendencies" Award for Goriest Fanfic
A Horrifying Tale of the L.T. on Vacation by LT.Hit-Man and MKSheppard


The Mon Mothma "Many Bothans Died to Bring Us This Information" Award for Highest Body Count
Unnamed Porno Fanfic by MKSheppard and Falkenhorst


The Han Solo "I Know That Laugh" Award for Most Humorous Fanfic
How Stravo Got His Groove Back by Kuja


The 7 of 9 "You Think in Such Small Terms" Award for Most Original Character
Deceiver by Wee Mad Ando


The James T. Kirk "Where No One Has Gone Before" Award for Most Original Story
How Stravo Got His Groove Back by Kuja


The Boba Fett "No Disintegrations" Award for Most Spectacular Death
Humanity's Last Stand by LT.Hit-Man


The Imperial Phoenix "Admiral Sheppard" Award for Best Denizen Ensemble
How Stravo Got His Groove Back by Kuja


The Mr. Spock "You Are Most Illogical" Award for Most Fucked-up Fanfic
Unnamed Porno Fanfic by MKSheppard and Falkenhorst


The Emperor Palpatine's Highest Honor for Overall Best Fanfic
Paradise Lost by Chuck Sonnenburg



STATISTICS:
Kuja won 5 awards for How Stravo Got His Groove Back
Stravo won 3 awards for Twilight War and 1 award each for Starcrossed and The Animatrix: Cain and Abel for a total of 5
Chuck Sonnenburg won 3 awards for Paradise Lost, including Best Overall
Pablo Sanchez won 2 awards for Suicide Squad
Shep and Falk won 2 awards for Unnamed Porno Fanfic
Shep and Hit-Man won 2 awards for A Horrifying Tale...
Hit-Man won 1 award for Humanity's Last Stand
Duchess of Zeon won 1 award for De Imperatoribus Galacticis
WeeMadAndo won 1 award for Deceiver
TOTAL: 22 Awards

[haas mark]

Congrats to all our winners!

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

Well, congratulations to the winners. Perhaps I should think of writing a fanfic of my own. But I think I said the same thing last year, so it's probably never going to get started.

[consequences]

0 for 8, Booja!

In seriousness, simply getting nominated is more than I expected(or probably deserved) given that that was basically my first year attampting to write fic. That, added to the fact that I was horribly outclassed in each nominated category, means that the result is fair and just, and still leaves me feeling prtty good.