Saturday Morning Sacrilege
Posted: 2002-10-18 11:03pm
This is a little fanfiction i wrote last year.
Saturday Morning Sacrilege
By Dennis Toy
(This fanfic contains strong language
and graphic violence)
(This fanfic tells the story about a hypothetical, strange incident that occurred on June 25, 2000, The cartoon characters from the Kids WB took over the cartoon network and held the characters
And humans hostage for a day)
(any text in the parenthesis is my narration)
Chapter 1: One day in Atlanta GA.
(A sunny, warm day at the cartoon network headquarters in Atlanta GA)
The characters from the cartoon network clocked in for the morning, many famous and yet to be famous characters walked through the well-light lobby, Scooby-doo spoke in his doggy voice “roat a rice ray”, Atom Ant, held out his I.D. card, Papa Smurf also walked in at this time, he was scheduled to give a lecture on keeping famous in your old age, in the office area, the characters were joking around as usual, Fred Flintstone told this big caveman like character named Thundarr to “get a shirt” but what they didn’t know is this wasn’t going to be a normal day.
(Back in Burbank, California)
A teen named Reid was handling a brown bag, he had carried this bag from Pasadena to Burbank. It was mighty heavy and shifted around a lot, you see this bag contained the body of Virgil James A.K.A Static Shock. Reid held the bag and dumped it in a trashcan in front of the garage of a suburban 2-level house. The bag woke the occupant of this house, Reid was intercepted by the occupant, who was wearing only a robe as he turned toward the home. The occupant was actually Butch. the team rocket member from Pokemon, he faced Reid and said “Hey taking a little walk? Reid gave a vibrant reply “yeah”, Butch sarcastically stated “Now let me ask you something?”
“When you came walking into my drive-way, did you see a sign on the front of my door that said “Dead Nigger Storage”.
Reid laughingly “Now Butch you know I didn’t see no sign…”
Butch said loudly “DID you SEE a SIGN on the front of my door that said “DEAD NIGGER STORAGE”
Reid downly “Nope I didn’t”
“You know why you didn’t see that sign?” Butch asked.
“No, I dont” replied Reid still in a downed mood
“CAUSE IT AINT THERE CAUSE STORING MUTHAFUCKIN ASS DEAD NIGGERS AINT MY MUTHAFUCKING ASS BUSINESS THAT WHY!”
Reid grinning “cool it man, I didn’t realize…”
Cassidy, The girlfriend of Butch, came down wearing only a nightgown groggily said “what’s going on, I’m trying to get my beauty sleep and your down here screaming.” Butch said softly “its ok, just business, I wont raise my voice” Cassidy left and went back upstairs.
“Did you hear about the big job the others are gonna do” Reid questioned.
“Yeah, Damn what did you do to static” Butch bantered.
“Had to pop a cap in his ass, he was gonna snitch to the Exec about what we were up to” Reid answered. Hope those muthafuckas succeed. Butch snickered and said “Dump that rat trash in the canal, which is just behind my house”, Reid complied and laughed.
Chapter 2: Takeover
At LAX Airport, A group of cloak wearing characters came into the airport, and sneaked onto the tarmac, they boarded a Learjet, and then shot the pilot “Dumb Muthafucka” one of the cloaked characters said, and threw his body onto the tarmac. One of the characters took the controls and flew the plane to Atlanta, GA, on board, it was a party atmosphere, while the plane was on autopilot, they got drunk, used drugs and just plain tore the cabin interior up. The Big cloaked one got back in the control seat in time to land the plane at Hartsfield Airport in Atlanta GA, they got off and then commandeered a Mimi-Van, killed its driver and then drove it to Turner Broadcasting Center in Atlanta.
The Cloaked ones got out and then went into the Cartoon Network Headquarters and walked into the lobby, inside the guards smilingly said “Can I please see your I.D.’s” , the big cloaked one said “ We have an appointment with the Exec” The Guard goes to the phone, “Hello Mr. Tenaris, This is officer….” but before he could finish, the cloaked ones pulled out PPG’s (Pulse Plasma Guns) and then begin shooting the officers, there bodies exploded in a shower of blood, shredded organs and bone fragments, the officers never got a chance to defend themselves, the smallest cloaked character shot a guard and a hole exploded in his body, creating a shower of blood and bones, his intestines hung to the ground as he lay dying, then another character shot him again, they ran to a door at the end of the hallway inside the second set of lobby doors.
Cow and chicken was playing with Ed, Edd and Eddy and Dino from the flintstones when a guard ran in and announced in a anxious tone, “You guy will have to stay in here, we just had a >URK<…. Before he could finish, a 12’’ hole was blasted in his body, his heart, intestines, liver and bladder hung out , a shower of blood sprayed the characters, Lil’ Suzy from Johnny bravo screamed in terror as the guard fell slowly, gripping at the inside of the hole with his blood-soaked hand, he fell to the face first into the ground generating a pool of blood, the cloaked ones went in and then standing in the middle of the group of characters who had congregated into a circle they cloaked characters holding there shotgun-like PPG’s at the Cartoon Network characters uncloaked themselves finally revealing who they really were.
The Cloaked ones were…
Ash Ketchum and Pikachu from Pokemon
Gary Oak from Pokemon
Emmitt Roswell from Detention
Roselyn and Zeta from the Zeta Project
Sakura from Cardcaptors
Ms. Ketchum from Pokemon
Loudmouth Kiddington from Histeria
…And the leader, Max Steel.
In essence they were all Kids WB characters.
Ash said loudly in his irritating girly voice “ YOU MUTHAFUCKAS MOVE ONE INCH AND I WILL EXECUTE YOU PUNK ASS MUTHAFUCKAS, YOU HEAR ME GODDAMMIT!!” , pikachu whispered “pika” looking aggressive, Roselyn said “good delivery ash, now let the experts speak” Max Steel said in his diplomatic voice, “Listen carefully, we are taking the cartoon network hostage, if you all don’t try anything stupid, we wont hurt you, but anyone who tries anything heroic will be hurt, probably lethally, understand..” , all the CN (Cartoon Network) characters shook there heads in fear, The Kids WB characters took over every aspect of the CN, ash took over the control room, Gary oak took over the graphics room, Max Steel proceeded to the CN Exec office, The exec John Tenaris
Was surprised when he saw them, Max said “You are my hostage, come along and you wont be hurt.” Zeta (nicknamed Zee) said “I though we werent going to hurt…” “I DON’T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMNED THING.” Max screamed. And the entire events of that day began…
Chapter 3: Call For Help
Unknown to the characters, one person had jumped into a storage closet, and Nazz, the best friend of Ed,Edd and eddy was in there as well, she hid in the closet when she realized that there had been a takeover by the Kids WB characters, this person was an officer worker who ran and hid inside this closet, he used his cell phone to call the police.
(Dispatcher Listens)
“Hello 911,.
Person: Yes this is one of the workers at the Cartoon Network. And some umm… cartoon characters from the Kids WB has taken over the Cartoon Network…
(Dispatcher)
“Stop lying, cartoon characters, you’re crazy”
Person: I ain’t lying some Pokemon characters have taken over the CN. They got big guns and they killed about 7 cops.
(Dispatcher)
ok….ok I’ll dispatch the Atlanta PD
This person with Nazz huddled close to him took time to call 3 Major Market NBC stations in the US.
(Secretary)
“This is KNBC-TV in Los Angeles, may I help you”
Person: This is an office worker of Cartoon Network, and you’re gonna have a great story, you see the cartoon characters of Kids WB took over this station.
“This is the Newsroom of WRC-TV in Washington DC, may I help you”
Person: You have to listen, some cartoon characters have taken over the cartoon network.
Calling another station…
“This is WNBC-TV in New York, this is the Newsroom, may I help you.”
Person: You know about pokemon right, well there characters have taken over the cartoon network.
(Meanwhile in the central control room Ash was playing with the controls, he hit the digital grid fade on the control room)
Ash quoted ”hey Pikachu, look at what I could do with this muthafucka”, his pressing the button caused an image of Bugs bunny to turn into a mosiac of faded grid boxes. He had also played some wild breakdancing music and begin moving wildly up on the tables, playing with the announcer mic, he acted like a drunken bum.
Ash announced “Helllllooo, this is rocking Ash Katchem and I like to say, as a pokemon masta’ all you muthafuckas in this muthafucka better screeeaaamm” “Pika”, pikachu said in the mic. Zee and Ro were drinking vodka said “what a retard.” Mrs. Ketchum was sprucing up the place like she usually does and tried the different dressed of the different old and new CN characters, Ro spouted in drunkeness “lookin sexxxyy!!”…. Meanwhile Max Steel aligned its satellites to get HBO, he just enjoyed all the cussing they had, and while pointing his gun at the CN characters, and the exec. He listened to Chris Rock and laughed until his veins busted through the skin of his head every time he mentioned the word, “Cocksucka”.
Chapter 4: Media Fodder
(Back in Burbank CA)
Butch and Cassidy were watching Another World on channel 4 In LA when suddenly an image came up on the screen…
*This is a KNBC-TV 4 News Special Report*
Reporter: A strange incident has occurred at the cartoon network building in Atlanta GA, apparently some cartoon characters from another media company called Kids WB has taken the people and the cartoon characters hostage, the report came in from an office worker trapped inside…
Butch and Cassidy both still in their robes laughed at the incident.
(Same Story in DC…)
*This is a News 4 Special Report*
Reporter: In Atlanta, GA. Some cartoon characters from the Kids WB has taken over the cartoon network….
(And in New York…)
*This is a Newschannel 4 special report*
Reporter: Some Cartoon Characters from the Kids WB has taken over the cartoon network….
(And finally NBC News…)
“This is an NBC News Special Report”
Tom Broakaw: apparently, a group of rogue cartoon characters has taken over the Time Warner owned cartoon network,…The characters from a company called Kids WB entered the building today killed some guards and taken control of it….
(In Miami Beach, Florida)
Tai Kamaya, a Japanese 11 year old and his companion Agumon, a creature from another dimension called a Digimon (opposite of a pokemon) were lying on a beach when his friend Matt, Daisuke and another Digimon named Veemon,a bluish creature, came out of the hotel and told him about what happened.
“It’s freaky.” Matt said to Tai.
“Some WB Characters took over the cartoon network today, it’s on the NBC News. ” TK, Matt’s little brother responded, “no wonder bugs bunny turned into a grid while I was watching.”
Tai responded in a heighten voice “I Knew that pokemon characters were bad, those sons of bitches.”
Agumon spouted “I hate that Pikachu muthafucka.”
Tai heroically stated “Let’s call up some friends were mounting a rescue party for our friends at the Cartoon Network.”
Coming back into the hotel, tai saw his mom and said, “Mom, we have to go, some friends need us.”, his mom said “ok.” Smiling. Tai used the phone to call some friends up to form a rescue party.
Chapter 5: Call to Arms
A young Asian boy, named Ikki, still in his pajamas, answered the ringing telephone in his apartment in Tokyo, besides him is a small super-powered robot called a Medabot he picked up the ringing phone.
“Hello, This is Ikki, may I help you”
“This is Tai Kamaya, Remember me from Digimon, the wild haired boy and the dinosaur-like creature called Agumon.”
“Yeah, what’s up man”
“Did you see what happened to the Cartoon Network today”
“Somebody took it over, its on NHK, wasn’t it the people from pokemon.”
“Yes, It was the pokemon characters and a few others, we’re mounting a rescue, and we need help, are you up to it?”
“YES I am” turning to Medabot, “Yes sir I am up to it too, I like to get my hands on that Pikachu.”
Ikki quickly got dressed called up his friend Erica, a girl from his school and she came to his house. He called up Eric A teen that works in a convenient store, and another schoolmate named Kiji, they all met up at Tokyo International Airport, hopped on a Concorde, and flew to Atlanta GA.
Tai then called a scientist named Ziv Zoolander, the Bots Master (and if you don’t know, the Bots Master is another cartoon that came on in the early 1990’s) ZZ (Ziv’s nickname) answered.
“This is Ziv Zoolander, ZZ for short, may I help you”
“This is Tai Kamaya from Digimon, and I was calling because we are going to help some friends at the Cartoon Network, you see….”
“ I am apprised of the situation, in fact, me and some of my BoyZZ (Thinking Robots) and my little sister Blitzy are going to help.”
Tai face light up in excitement, “OK, meet us at Hartsfield Airport.”
ZZ, Blitzy, Genosix, Ninjzz and one of the sports boys loaded into a supersonic jet and flew all the way to Atlanta GA.
Tai, Matt, Izzy, Agumon, Gatumon, Veemon and TK also loaded into a Learjet, and flew it to Hartsfield Airport, the characters met up at a terminal near the concourse, and discussed the situation which was unfolding live on TV.
“Whats the situation” Asked ZZ
“Well all we know is that cartoon characters from the Kids WB have taken over the Cartoon Network, all we know so far is it was lead by pokemon characters, it could possibly be an attempt to make a statement or something else”
ZZ let everyone in on his experience fighting the Megacorps Corporation
“Last time I had this situation, we fought the Megacorps and almost defeated it, hadn’t Dr. Hiss interfered and we had to escape, LLP (Louis-Leon Paradim, Megacorps CEO) would have been defeated, I have some weapons in my jet, lets arm ourselves and DEFEAT these Sons of bitches”
The human characters pick up some energy guns, while the Digimon didn’t need them because they had powers of there own, and the medabot already had some built in, our heros head to the situation…
Chapter 6: Heroes to the Rescue
It was a party atmosphere in the CN now taken over by the Kids WB characters, Emmitt had called up some friends, Shareena, and Molly, both of them from Detention who had taken a vacation in Atlanta, GA to come in and have some fun, meanwhile,Ash Katchem played some loud breakdancing music over its PA System Pikachu, Charmander, Squirtle and Wartortle were tearing up the office areas, they smashed computers, charmander burned computer screens and expensive TV equipment, they had also formed a small pokemon fighting ring in another office area, Zeta had bet 50 dollars on the squirtle (Understand, this was not just one of the pokemon fights you saw on TV but a bloody cockfighting sport) Emmitt had bet on the wartortle, the wartotle bit off the arm of the squirtle, but the squirtle picked up a piece of glass and cut a 12’ slice in its body, causing its blood and internal organs to spill out. The wartortle fell in a pool of blood and whined, it died from the gash.
“I won mutha-fuc-k-k-a” Emmitt said in a taunting voice.
Zeta angrily “you cheated, your squirtle smoked some crack you, you funny looking x-files wanna-be muthafucka”
“I thought Robots didn’t get angry” Emmitt told him
“Wanna see anger, lets go nigger, come on,” Zeta aggressively. They both jumped up.
“Are you blind, or in your case are your visual sensors functioning or are you just stupid you bitch, muthafuckin’ cocksucking bastard muthafucka, I am not black, you metallic cock-sucking son of a bitch. I’ll stick that plasma weapon up your ass. I’ll keep pulling it until there are so many holes in your head, the astronomers at NASA would examine the man-made black holes in your neural net.“ Emmitt Responded.
Both were up with their fists, Emmitt held a pizza knife, ready to cut open Zeta until Gary Oak came in-between them.
“Now lets not fight, we are united against these pussy asses” he said in a political voice.
(Back in the office area)
Some of the CN toons and Mr. Tenaris still being held by Max Steel, had actually began to formulate a plan to escape, Suzy had the idea of feigning sick to allow Ed, Edd and Eddy to escape to see what was happening outside.
“Hey Max I don’t feel so well… oohh”
“Hey, whats up your sick.” Max responded, Suzy fell over feigning the need to vomit. Ed moved ever so lightly and ran as soon as he got to the end of the hall into the elevator. As soon as he got onto the second floor, he looked out the window in the studio area to see an army of police, SWAT Teams and to his surprise, another group of cartoon characters, meeting with the police commander to apprise on the situation. There plan to rescue the characters, they where some robots, some kids one adult, his face light up with excitement, hope and relief that someone was coming to rescue them from the clutches of the evil Kids WB characters.
The Fox Kids Rescue Team (for short, we will call them the FK Rescue Team) comprised of the digimon, medabots and bots master characters had discussed the plan with the commander of the Atlanta PD SWAT. It was to use the ventilation system to enter the CN Building, take out the Kids WB characters and rescue the hostage characters. The FK Team moved to the side of the building and Genosix used a plasma torch to cut open the ventilation grate, and each of them climbed inside and moved through the ventilation.
Ever so slowly, the team armed with there weapons moved through the ventilation system, when they reached a vertical shaft, Ninjzz used the rockets on the bottom of this feet, to ferry the team, one by one up the shaft.
Chapter 7: Some other characters are here!
The FK Rescue Team continued through the 2 floor vent shafts. Tai looked through a vent and saw CC (CardCaptor) Sakura, she was riding a motor scooter around the cafeteria, getting drunk, performing dangerous stunts and throwing knives at some of the objects in the room. The Rescue team continued to crawl until they reached a storage area and met some of the other characters from CN.
They were Washu, a girl from Tenchi Muyo and Cow and Chicken from the show Cow and Chicken they hid just as the take over was occuring.
“Don’t worry, we’re the good guys” ZZ assured
“Whats going on, are we being attacked mmmm…” Cow questioned?
“Well, we have a few characters with bad intentions against this network, I estimate it’s a takeover to make a statement or they have ill-will against you all’ Genosix scientifically babbled
“Who are they” cow wanted to know.
“We don’t know there identities but all we know is there from the Kids WB” Ikki answered.
“Well, we aren’t gonna stand here and let a bunch of Warner-Brothers Bastards keep us down” Chicken declared energetically, “I wanna join.”
“You’re in, welcome to our club, you sound patriotic but first we need a plan.” Genosix declared.
Blitzy jumped up “I have one first I will lure that girl in the cafeteria out of there enough long enough for you to get in. you move into the cafeteria and into the office area. I’ve done this before.”
ZZ concerned for his sister’s safety “ I just don’t want you to get hurt.”
“Trust me, I wont” Blitzy said confidently. “Good Luck” ZZ said in a heroic voice.
Blitzy slowly walked into the hallway section, and then into the cafeteria, seeing that CC Sakura was still having fun, she screamed “ HEY BITCH, COME ON, LETS GET DOWN MUTHAFUCKA.”. CC Sakura was surprised, she jumped behind a counter and used a walkie-talkie to talk to Max steel, the transmission went to all their walkie-talkies.
“Yo, Max you won’t believe this, but I think some other characters are here, and I don’t think there from the CN or Kids WB. Holy shit they’re here, goddammit, we have other characters in here.”
(Back in the Office)
Mr. Tenaris and the others were uplifted with the news that they were going to be saved, Double-D was formulating a plan to help them, Max called all the characters on the Walkie Talkies.
“Listen up, when you see anyone who isn’t from Kids WB, Kill the muthafuckas, you hear me.”
Mrs. Ketchum, now making food for the others said, “Others and not Kids WB, we under attack.” She picked up her PPG and ran outside to check.
(Back in the Cafeteria)
CC Sakura saw Blitzy and gave chase, they ran outside and down a long corridor, Sakura pulled out a card, and called “Card of Explosive Destruction” and then a mess of small explosions rocked the CN Corridor. Blitzy continued to run, and run until she rounded a corner quick. running into an area were she found a transport cart capable of speeds up to 40 mph. He hopped into it and started it up, Sakura ran back into the Cafeteria and hopped onto her scooter and zoomed into the corridor until she met Blitzy.
Chapter 8: The Chase
Sakura moved slowly on her motor scooter until searching for Blitzy, she moved every so pristinely, using her searchlight to search every crevice and every door for her.
“Come out, you bitch, come on out.” Sakura whispered in an evil voice.
(Meanwhile in the storage area)
The rescue team then began to move out, they filed into the bright corridor, which was now filled with trash and debris from the battle that went on inside the corridor.
(Back in the cart area)
Blitzy waited until the right time, and then she stomped the accelerator to the floor, causing the wheels on the cart to screech on the floor. The cart flew towards Sakura, seeing this, Sakura slammed the handle and then the scooter flew down the hall.
“You little cock-sucking Japanese bitch.” Blitzy screamed as she maneuvered the cart around some trash and its motor zoomed to keep up with Sakura.
Sakura used the “Card of wind” to stir up some debris, some of it hit Blitzy, causing her to momentarily lose control. Blitzy regained control and sped it towards Sakura.
The Team jumped-out and saw the action as the cart flew towards them.
Ash Katchem, Emmit, and Loudmouth Kiddington had arrived upstairs just in time to witness the little chase that was going on inside the long corridor.
“Holy Shit, its them!” Agumon screamed.
“It’s LASER-TIME” ZZ commanded.
(Everything switches to 3D)
Agumon uses his pepper-breath up on kiddington, Kiddingtons arm is hit with 2nd degree burns, he retaliates by use of his voice! Loudmouth kiddington Screams in causing a hypersonic double-alpha sound wave vibrating at 300 Decibels per second, causing glass, wood and even metal to crack. Some of the ceramic on the ceiling began to fall. Tai shoots at Emmit, but he dodges. Emmit pulls his PPG out and fires at the Rescue Team, the energy hits bare wall. The energy from Kiddington’s Voice was unbearable. TK screeched, “Someone kill that goddamn dying dog.” Ninjzz de-activated his hearing sensors and used a ninja sword to slice out Kiddington’s vocal cords. Blood squirted from the wound in incredible heaps, causing a big trail of blood as Kiddington ran down the stairs.
Gary Oak had just arrived to save Kiddington and then he threw a grenade at the rescue team, they picked it up and threw it back, causing an explosion that destroyed the stairway. Gary oak and Kiddington was thrown to the 5th floor.
The Team had glanced at the chase that was approaching them, Blitzy, driving the cart, was still in pursuit of Sakura on the motor scooter, Blitzy swerved to avoid garbage, and debris, Sakura still using the card of destruction to try to shake her pursuer. Blitzy stomped the accelerator to speed up and got beside Sakura, she began punching her, Sakura kicked her in a “road rash” style. They both were locked in a cat-fight while driving, Sakura grabbed blitzy’s hair and then Blitzy grabbed Sakura’s hair, Blitzy kicked Sakura, causing one of her bows to fall off. Sakura got an idea, she slammed on the brakes, and called out “Card of DESTRUCTION!” and aimed it at the wheels of Blitzy’s cart. “Eat Shit, you fuckin’ white trash bitch” Sakura wailed. The energy hit one of Blitzy’s wheels causing her to lose control, Blitzy swung the wheel wildly, and slammed the brakes, but it was futile. The cart swerved to the left, Blitzy let out a scream before she hit a pile of wall and ceiling debris and then a small fireball erupted as the cart flew up in the air, and barrel-rolled. It landed on the roof, ejecting blitzy, she hit the ground with such force it knocked her unconscious and caused massive injuries. Sakura not paying attention fell from her scooter and rolled a few feet into the doorway to the stairs. ZZ Screamed “NOOOOOO! Blitzyyy!.”
Chapter 9: The Futile Rescue
ZZ ran outside the door, Sakura who sustained some injuries, ran down the stairways. He ran towards blitzy along with Ikki, Agumon and TK, they were intercepted by Ash and Emmit.
“Pikachu Electroshock, NOW!” ”Muthafuckin’ die you sons of bitches!” Ash declared.
Pikachu let out an electroshock but Medabot blocked it, Agumon used his pepper breath and knocked pikachu down the stairs. Tai swung a roundhouse kick to Ash’s face, splitting his lip and causing massive bleeding. Emmit was taken by TK but he pulled out a Mac-10, 45-caliber machine pistol and fired at him. The team jumped back in as a stream of suppression fire hit the walls, creating holes inside the concrete. Ninjzz ran and tried to do ninja-style sword maneuvers. Emmit used a blinder grenade that blinded the whole team for 30 seconds. “Fuck this shit” Matt blurted. Ash ran over and dragged the unconscious Blitzy and threw her over his back. He ran down the stairways and onto the second floor where the whole situation started Emmit came along.
“GODDAMN FUCKERS! THEY HAVE MY SISTER.” ZZ Screamed in anger.
“We have to get her back.” Genosix said in a somber voice.
(Back on the first floor)
“Keep these muthafuckas in check” Max Steel told Shareena as he gave her a 12-Guage Shotgun he kept in case the PPG wasn’t functional. Max walked to a small room on the second floor that had a metal table that was used for incoming mail.
(In that small room)
Darkness turned to light as Blitzy woke from her unconsciousness only to find she had been chained up to the table. Surrounding it was Gary Oak, Ash Ketchum, and Max Steel.
“Let me off this table.” Blitzy whines, struggling against the chains bound to her arms and legs.
“Fuck you bitch, remember what you did to Kiddington, well we are gonna do the same to you, only more severe.” “HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHH!” Gary Oak laughed evilly.
Loudmouth Kiddington came out, his neck had been temporarily stitched up thanks to the surgical skills of Zeta. He looked at her evilly, and lifted a chainsaw while revving it up. He dropped the chainsaw onto her arm. The chainsaw had cut through her arm causing a splashing and streaming of flesh, blood and bone. Blitzy screamed to the top of her lungs until she couldn’t consciously feel herself screaming as Gary Oak used a drill and bored through her legs. They then pulled off her shoes and socks exposing her bare feet. They used electric scissors to cut her toes off. Blitzy now didn’t consciously feel the pain as she was slowly fading from losing so much blood from the stumps squirting like rivers. Gary oak used a handsaw to cut off her legs and they both dropped onto the floor. The final blow came when he pulled a skill saw and then cut off her head. It dropped onto the blood-covered floor. Gary oak put the mutilated remains of 11 year old Blitzy Zoolander into a Fed-Ex Box. Max steel watched the entire thing and laughed.
ZZ was really upset, so much so it was suggested he stay until they find Blitzy, Tai, Matt, Agumon and Medabot went out to rescue her. The Team climbed down the exploded stairways and searched the 4th and 3th floors, finding humans and cartoon characters alike. They assuring them things will be ok.
The team reached the second floor and searched until they reached the mailroom. They knew something was wrong when they saw a puddle of blood pour onto the white floors of the hallways.
“Holy Shit, what’s in there.” TK blurted, “Trouble” Matt responded. They ran into there and the pool led towards a long Fed-Ex box. They open it and discovered the horrible secret it kept.
“Uh, look at what those sons of bitches did to her, better go and tell ZZ.” Matt somberly said in a mournful voice. He and Matt picked up the Fed-Ex box and carried it upstairs to the Team.
Chapter 10: Rage!
Tai and Matt along with Agumon and TK carried the box back upstairs to the 5th floor, Tai complained how heavy even a mutilated body was. They reached the camp area where the team had now inhabited.
“ZZ, I don’t know how to say this, but we have to show you something.” Tai said in a mournful voice. He gave the box to him. ZZ looked inside the box and his eyes and mouth opened wide and tears began to fill his eyes. Blitzy Zoolander, the 11 years old sister of Ziv Zoolander, had been murdered in such a horrible way by a group of demonically behaved cartoon characters. Memories of there childhood together had filled his mind, like the time they went to the beach in Odaiba, Japan and Blitzy only 5 had gotten herself stuck in a old barge pipe and he had to use lard to get her out.
“D…d…did you know I was in Odiaba, Japan once and..” ZZ was interrupted by Tai, “You went to Odiaba, I live in Odiaba.” It’s ok ZZ Genosix assured.
“LET ME AT THEM FUCKERS, I HATE THEM FUCKERS, KILL ALL THE MUTHAFUCKIN ASS KIDS WB CHARACTERS, FUCK THEM ALL” ZZ Screamed.
Genosix tried and calmed down ZZ.
“I Know your angry but we can’t attack without risking the lives of the people and characters downstairs, we have to do it precisely.”
“OK, OK, Just let me AT THE MUTHAFUCKAS!” ZZ commanded.
Tai said in a commanding voice “ We are doing this not only for the characters and the people but the 8 lives that were lost. The 7 Guards, and our dear friend Blitzy”.
“LET KILL THE MUTHAFUCKING BASTARD COCK-SUCKING PUSSY-ASS KIDS WB CHARACTERS!”
The FK Rescue Team ran out, with weapons drawn. They rode the elevator to ride to the first floor to sneak up on the characters and to take them out. To there non-knowledge, Gary Oak was watching them on the video camera from the control room were ash were as they sneaking up on them, The FK Rescue Team just didn’t account for this variable, so they were essentially walking into a trap.
“Emmit, Shareena , Molly, Pikachu eliminate those bastards.”
Emmit’s Team began a reconnaissance of the first floor, Tai got off the elevator and then he held a smoke grenade.
“On the count of three, I will throw this and blind them.” Tai whispered.
“One…Two…Three.” Tai threw the grenade and the entire hall filled with smoke. The Team put on their night-vision goggles and sneaked around the corridor. They searched and searched but there was silence, nothing but silence, they knew the characters were here but just didn’t know where. They continued to search in the smoke filled dimly lit hallways…SURPRISE! The Kids WB Characters came through the smoke, they began firing their weapons at the Rescue Team, Shareena fired her 12-guage at Tai. Agumon used his pepper breath, and burned her body. Gabutmon used his power against Molly, but missed. Emmit was firing a SG-10 Repeating 208 Cal. Rifle at the team, one of the bullets hit TK. the round went through the left side of his body, and carried with it, his intestines, part of his liver and his spleen. TK screamed, fell to the ground, groaned for a few seconds and lay unresponsive.” NOOOO, MY GOD NO!” Matt screamed “NOO NOT AGAIN, NOT ANOTHER CHILD!” ZZ Screamed and fired wildly at the surviving characters, Tai fired his Laser Pistol at Emmit, blowing a 10’’ hole in his body, exposing his organs and killing him instantly. Medabot fired a saw blade at Molly when she pulled out her PPG and it hit her in the neck, decapitating her, her body dropped slowly and then a pool of blood poured from the headless stump of her neck. Shareena ran back to the showroom. Matt carried TK into a room. The team followed.
Chapter 11: Flashback
Matt lay TK on a small table and took of his over-shirt and used it as a tourniquet. Matt applied pressure on both sides of TK’s abdomen over and under the entry and exit wounds. He also wrapped the exposed intestines and used ZZ’s jacket to cover it up. Matt father was a doctor and taught him emergency medicine, Matt learned it real well. Kiji prepared some dressing for the wound. Medabot, Genosix and Ninjzz braced the door with heavy objects so the others wouldn’t get in.
“T.K. don’t worry, we’ll get you to a hospital, don’t use your energy.” Matt assured with tears in his eyes.
“M-Matt, T-They did I-it, why…It hurts…hurts.” TK said in a shaky low voice.
“Its ok, baby, its ok.” Matt with tears in his eyes whispered and held TK to his chest. The whole team felt sorry and wanted to do something to help.
(Back in the CN Control Room)
Ash, Gary and Zeta were mad that Emmit and Molly were dead. They wanted to kill them but Max said no, he they wanted them to be held. Ash laughed hard as shit when he heard Shareena’s story of how TK was hit. Sharenna only sustained minor burns and Sakura used the power of healing to heal the wounds.
This reminds me of what happened to Giovanni at the Kids WB Headquarters about 2 Weeks ago…
(Flashback to a Saturday Night)
Giovanni was laughing and drunk, he had bought a drink for some of the Kids WB characters who came with him. They got in because he gave them fake ID’s. They left the bar, all of them were having too much fun. Giovanni began joking and stumbling when someone hit him upside his head with a blunt object knocking him unconscious. Giovanni woke up only to find he was being carted on a stretcher to some place unknown, he arrived to a room at an unknown location, only to find the Exec of Kids WB, Ash, Jessie, James, an anonymous surgeon, and Emmit.
“Hi guys, I know you’re here to see me well…”“Cut the bullshit, muthafucka.” The boss said in a smooth tone.“I don’t know what them kids were telling you, but its inaccurate…” Giovanni said in a jubilee. “You sold us out you fat lard muthafucka.” Emmit told him. You almost got the boss killed.
“Please, they at Fox don’t know shit, man” The surgeon passes a tray to the bed, “aww shit…” Giovanni whispers in a fearful tone.“Look man, I never screw with you, please I love you guys”
“You might want to have the kids to leave.” Surgeon suggested but they wanted to watch.
“That a nice touch, I never fuck with anyone again, come on man” The surgeon picked up a sharp blade, and then began tapping his chest checking for the sternum, “no man come on, this ain’t funny, please. Come on M…AAAAHHHHHRRRRRRRR” the scream pierce the hallway as the surgeon began cutting into Giovanni’s chest. A fountain of blood squirted out of the wound and reddened his shirt. In shock and appall, Jessie with her eyes wide open, covered her mouth. “Oh god, I though you were just gonna scare him.” She said nearly crying. “He’s scared isn’t he” The boss looked nearly about to laugh, James hid in the corner, squealing like a scared puppy, ash turned his head.
The surgeon used the bone saw and cut open Giovanni’s sternum, he became unconscious of the pain that was ensuing. The Surgeon then took the ribs spreader and spread open the rib cage exposing the heart, and other internal organs. Jessie was frozen in fear, unable to comprehend the situation of seeing someone’s insides for the first time. James pissed in his pants as this was happening. The surgeon then cut the Left and Right Aortas, the connecting tissue, the Vascular Vessels were cut, blood almost filled everything in a 13’’ radius, and on the floors. The surgeon pulled out the heart, and Giovanni fainted, The Big Boss of team rocket was dead…
(Back to the Control Room)
“Damn that was nasty, I wish I had saw this.” Gary bantered. “We have it on video, they were recording it” ash responded. “You could watch it.” Gary was watching it, captivated, ”That’s was I call “Open Heart Surgery”, he’ll never fuck with us again.
Chapter 12: Reinforcements!
Matt continued to comfort a wounded TK, the bleeding from the wound had been reduced, but the blood loss continued. Erica occasionally changed the dressings, while Genosix, who had carried a First-Aid kit, provided the sterilizing solution to keep the wound from being infected. Kiji used his boy scouts skills to make a sort-of brace constructed of wood from one of the chairs that Ninjzz broke, held to the body with gauss tape to keep the intestines from moving all around, and risking getting more injury.
“I…I…am getting cold.” TK whispered.
Matt covered him with his jacket. He held his upper-body in a comforting manner.
“Don’t worry, little brother, everything is going to be alright.” Matt whispered. “Just rest.”
Genosix used his infrared emitters that were installed by ZZ to warm T.K. up, a wide-red beam encircled this body.
“We have to get him to a hospital, if we don’t, he could…”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP GENOSIX” Matt screamed with tears in his eyes. “He is gonna be alright.”
“I was just…”
Gatumon whispered to Genosix “It’s ok, he’s not angry at you… you see his parents divorced years ago and they just re-married. He is just getting to know the little brother he hadn’t seen since he was 6 years old.”
“Oh… I didn’t know.” Genosix said in a mournful voice.
“I’m sorry… I am not mad at you, it just this had to happen to him and not me.” Matt said in a friendly and comforting voice.
“I know, you just needed a shoulder to cry on.” Genosix aimed at Matt
ZZ laughed “I made him to be scientific… I guess I made him too scientific, he blabs like Woody Allen on a drunken rampage on Saturday night.”
Everyone begins to laugh, TK attempts to but whines due to the pain caused by his laughter. Matt smiles at him.
(Back in the control room)
Ash Ketchum was playing old-school break-dancing music on the CD player in the audio-output control system. It blasted all over the cartoon network building. Shareena and Ro were dancing on the tables in the junior executive’s office. Gary Oak was looking at the monitors on the left control panel when he saw 6 people come in through the garage.“What the FUCK!” he screamed, “look at his Ash and Pikachu”. Three small forms were walking into its underground-parking garage. Gary used the zoom feature to look at the faces. They were Asian in form. He also sighted 2 small cell-phone size devices. “MUTHA…FUCKA!” Gary blasted. He used his walkie-talkie to call Max. “Yo’ Max your not gonna believe this, but I think they have reinforcements coming, it looks like 3 Jap bastards are coming, and they have these strange devices.”
“WHAT THE FUCK…3 MORE DIGIDESTINES ARE COMING… SHIT.” Max screamed, “Cut the fucking power to the garage, first and second floors.” Max ordered. “Cut the power, what go…” “CUT THE FUCKIN POWER OR I WILL CUT YOUR MUTHAFUCKING HEAD OFF YOU ASSHOLE.” Max interrupted Ash. The Lights on the first and second floor goes out. The FK Team looks up. “What’s going on” TK asked. “Don’t worry, rest” Matt told him. Back in the office, Max spoke to ash on the Walkie-Talkie. “We got a special surprise for the Jap sons of bitches coming, Its time to activate the big weapon.”
Chapter 13: They’re in Danger!
The Team continued to hide in the room that was the makeshift base-camp. TK was resting but still conscious. ZZ, Tai, Matt, Genosix, Ninjzz, and Ikki had convened in a corner to plan their next attack against the evil scum that had killed blitzy, injured TK, and had ill will towards them.
“Fuck, I forgot” Tai blasted
“What is it” Matt responded.
“Well, there are these new Digi-tamers that I found out at school, their names are Takato, he is in the 6th grade, his digimon is a Gillmon. Rika is the Genius girl whos Digimon is Gandemon. Finally, there’s Lee, his digimon is terriermon. I told them if I didn’t return within 6 hours, to come to the CN to support us.”
“There are others like you?” Genosix asked. “Yes.” Tai said.
“Genosix, you have a video-linkage built-in, right. Maybe you could patch it into the video system of the CN and see whats going on.” Kiji had the idea.
Genosix pulled a fiber-optic line from his side, and then he stood on a sturdy table. He cut a large wire that feed video from every camera in the cartoon network and send them to the security center. He then used a plasma fuser, a small device used to fuse wires together, to connect a fiber-optic input device into the wires, he connected the linkage to the device. He told medabot to come over since he had a holographic projector, to connect his neural net to his. Medabots eyes lit-up and an image projected onto the floor. The Image showed 3 Asian looking kids crossing the darkened parking lot full of cars with their Digimon.
“Wow you’re the man Medabot.” Ikki and Eric excitedly called
Genosix switched feeds to see what was going on in the control room, he heard what sounded like an evil plan being said by Ash, Gary, Pikachu and Max Steel. He switched on the audio and everyone heard.
(Video being projected)
“The weapon is ready Mr. Steel, those digimon dickheads will pay dearly with their lives.” Gary boasted.
Genosix switches again.
(Video of the garage)
The 3 Digimon Tamers are walking in the garage, one has goggles on being accompanied by a reddish dinosaur like creature. The other is a girl is being accompanied by a creature that looks like a cross between a dog and a skinny-tall person. The other is wearing dress shirt, and carries a creature that looks like a puppy. A scary shadowy presence is following them, it looks very big, and very mean. The Digitamers don’t know they are in danger!
“Shit!” Tai screeched “We gotta go save them, they are walking into a trap!”
“But we can’t go, the others are out there, we could get caught again.” Kiji told them.
“When linear ideas go dry, one must go towards the Impromptu.” Ninjzz said wait here…
Ninjzz went outside and down the hall into the office area. Ninjzz flipped over the 20 hostages still being held by Shareena, and Kiddington. “You must be plain stupid, I have your Bruce Lee wanna-be ass now.” But ninjzz continued to flip around the room. Tai, Kiji, Matt, Medabot armed, moved fast and as silent as a whisper and piled into an elevator, medabot connected his power system to the elevator’s electrical system. Sakura saw this and ran towards the departing elevator as fast as she could but it was too late.
Chapter 14: Gore in the garage
The big presence loomed towards the 3 new digidestines as they walked through the big garage, it progressed toward them with a limp It looked like something horrible from hell. It loomed in the shadow.
“I think we’re being followed.” Rika said as she headed towards the door leading inside the building.
“Yeah, something strange in here.” Takato said.
Before they could figure it out, a car exploded and overturned and then a hail of heavy machine gun fire blanketed the entire area. “HOLY FUCK, GET DOWN” Takato screamed. Rika screamed and ran behind a sedan. Takato and the Digimon ran behind cars also.
The presence finally revealed itself. It was a Giant Cyborg, it was 25’ tall, made of titanium. The torso was separated only by a long shaft and a number of hydraulics, The cyborg’s face was evil, the two sides converged into the center, it had a long hole in the face that was its eyes, it had wires going into the face from the back. It head was connected by hydraulics to the torso, It had legs, but they were skinny. It had 4 “ hands” 2 on each side of the abdomen, its “Arms” had weapons on the end. One was a 20mm motorized gatlin gun that fired up to 50 rounds per second. On the top was a 20 guage shot gun. At the end was a battering ram. On the other was a missile launcher. But inside it was the brain of Giovanni. Apparently, scientists at the WB put the brain into a cyborg to create a new product but it killed them and escaped. It hunted the kids down with a vengance. The kids ran behind the cars as it shot up the garage. Its bullets demolished the cars causing minor explosions. The kids knew they were in trouble now as cars were filled with bullet holes 5’’ wide. It hunted them using its lights. It switched to Infrared and sighted one and then began shooting up the car. Takato ran back as bullets flew around him.
(In the elevator)
Tai’s Team wanted to hurry the elevator but it was too slow. Sakura pry the doors open and jumped onto the elevator roof, the team reacted to the sound of her hitting it. She used the card of cutting to cut the cables. The cables snapped causing the elevator to fall “What the fuck…” Tai reacted, everyone held on. The elevator crashed into the ground, leaving them trapped in a mess of what used to be an elevator. They used some of the debris to get out of the elevator. The team saw in horror… the giant cyborg that was stalking the DD’s.
The New DD’s continued to hide, but Rika wanted to use her digimon to stop this creature. She called Gandemon but it refused to come out, she then ran only to be met by it. Rika like a deer in the headlights gawked at the cyborg. Gandemon came out and saw it as well. Rika turned to run but the cyborg activated its motorized Gatlin gun and shot her up. As if she was nothing but a rag doll, The 20mm rounds tore through her body as if a chainsaw had ripped through the insides. Rika fell with force to the ground and generated a pool of blood. The machine grabbed Gandemon by the face and with 20,000 lbs per square inch force, it whipped his body around by the neck, it tore his entire skeletal system to shreds, and then threw his broken body to the ground. The door popped open and Tai whispered “come on”, Takato and the remaining digimon ran to the door. This caught the sensors of the cyborg and it turned and shot its gatlin gun at them as they ran to the door. Tai and his crew jumped back into the hallway. Takato and the new digimon reached the hall. The group ran to the stairways to escape the mechanical thing.
“What the fuck was that thing.” Takato squealed
“I don’t know, but it was pretty fuckin’ powerful.” Tai answered while catching his breath
“Rika’s dead, Gandemon is dead, fuck this shit.” Gillmon as he panted for breath
“We’ve had a loss too, and one is lying in critical condition.” Kiji told them, “Blitzy got mutilated by those sick fuckers, and one of the younger ones, T.K. was shot in the stomach, his intestines is hanging out.” The gang walked up the stairways to the base camp set up in the room.
Chapter 15: The Attempted Takeback.
The entire cartoon network building interior was dark, everything except the control center and the room were the hostages sat were dark. Ninjzz used a plasma light to illuminate the room.
“It’s them, the new DD’s there here.” Tai informed the rest of the group. TK looked up as the Lee walked over to him and said hi. ZZ, Genosix, and Ninjzz all sighted the others.
“Son of a bitch cyborg killed my best friend. I knew her since elementary school.” Takako told him
ZZ held him and told him his story of how he lost his sister, and how the Kids WB characters killed the guards in the lobby, took over the cartoon network, he showed blitzy to him, and took him over to see TK.
“Hi, I’m TK, whats your name.”
“Takako and here’s my Digimon Gillmon, I am Tai’s friend.”
“I left my patomon at home.” TK at Takako
“They have my sister upstairs.” Chicken blasted. Chicken had been tending to TK while everyone was fighting the other characters.
(In the office area)
Some of the CN characters and humans were getting their plan underway to over take Max Steel and attempt to regain control of the cartoon network.
“Ready” double D told the group
“NOW!” he bark
Johnny Bravo attempted to bull-tackle him, he punched Max in the solar plexus, Double-D backhand punched him in the back. A human grabbed his legs but max broke free by jumping up very high.
“Turbo mode now.”
“Holy shit” Human barked
“Max came by and jujitzu kicked Bravo in the face, breaking several teeth, Double-D picked up a knife and ran towards him. Shareena shot the PPG at him, and he relented. Someone shot an electrical bolt at them. It was pikachu, under the command of Ash Ketchum, he shot out an electromagnetic stunning energy field. Cartoon Characters and humans were knocked unconscious.
Minutes later they all woke up, Max steel, now at normal mode, was holding his PPG at them.
“Ok, remember when I said I wasn’t gonna hurt anyone, but if you tried something someone was gonna get hurt. What good would this had done…Nothing, now you see the power we have over the Cartoon Network.”
No one answered.
“I want to know who the fuck started this little insurrection…”
“It was I” a human told him defending the characters.
Max took out a .45 caliber pistol and shot the guy in the kneecaps, the guy lay on the ground, screaming as blood poured from the wounds. Max shot him in the head and killed him.
Chapter 16: Plan of Action
The FK Team watched in horror, the action that was going on inside the office area. Max had killed one of the hostages.
“We have to do something NOW!” Matt forcefully told the group.
“Look man, I don’t know what happened but suicide wasn’t in the plan.” Chicken declared
“If your gonna whine like a pussy-ass, then we could leave you with the rest of the hostages.” T.K. said
“Man you have a nerve, they blew your shit-making organ outside into the sunset.” Chicken sarcastically.
“Lets not argue, now what we need is a plan of action.” ZZ told everyone.
“We need to each pick a target and take them out.” ZZ told everyone.
“Tai you, Agumon and Veemon will take on Ash, Gary and Pikachu”
“Erica, Kiji, Takato, and Matt will take on the remaining kids from Detention.”
“Medabot, Ninjzz, and Gillmon will take on that cyborg in the garage.”
“and I will take on Zeta, Ro and the others.”
ZZ laid out the plan.
“Genosix, Lee, chicken and Terriermon you stay here and tend to TK.”
“Now, everyone, Lets do this for the 8 people, Blitzy, and TK!”
“LET’S DO IT.” ZZ screamed.
Everyone armed themselves, the Digimon prepared themselves to digivolve to the second level and the robots went to battle mode. They all ran into the darkened hall.
(In the control room)
Continuing to drink and blast loud music on the P.A. System, Ash, Pikachu and Gary had a small party. They smashed equipment upon the walls, they continued to drink vodka. Pikachu had snorted some cocaine that Gary bought from the dealer down the street. It was so high, it electro-shocked everyone in the control room.
Ms. Ketchum and Ro had been smoking crack. They were high as a high-altitude balloon in a 1950’s NASA experiment. Mrs. Ketchum was flailing around as if she was a bonnet in a 200mph hurricane, while Ro was drinking a 40 and proclaiming she is the queen of Amsterdam.
(Day turned to Dusk)
The police and SWAT team had secured the area surrounding the Turner Broadcasting Center. The Media (CNN, CBS, ABC, FOX, and NBC) broadcast the incident live on TV. This was the strangest incident ever to occur. The idea of cartoon characters from another media branch taking over another TV Network, it had captivated the world.
(Inside the corridor)
The teams put on their night vision glasses, and began moving to their areas of battles. Tai and his team moved to the control center in the basement.
Chapter 17: Corridor Carnage.
ZZ’s team moved in the halls, raised their weapons and waited. Gary and Ash had saw this and alerted Max, he sent Shareena, Sakura, and Zeta to confront the approaching characters.
“Sakura used the card power of smoke to fill the halls with smoke once again.”
ZZ used his night vision glasses to sight Sakura.
“It’s Laser time” he screamed.
(Once again, everything switches to 3D)
Laser-blasts and gun blasts filled the corridor, the beams ricocheted off the walls, ZZ flipped and zapped at Sakura, who used the card of explosive power to create explosions that knocked down the group. Takato pulled a laser pistol and shot it at Sakura, The laser pistol was knocked out of his hand by Max shooting his PPG at him. ZZ ran after Max who ran into the office and pointed his PPG at Lil’ Suzy.
“You little coward, you dare hold a child hostage.” Lil’ Suzy cringed in fear, hostages watched in appall.
“Yeah, I do anything to stop you from keeping me from completing my mission.” Max looked at ZZ.
“You nothing but a cock-sucking, pussy-ass, no brain piece of dickless shit.” ZZ said sarcastically.
“…And all the time, I though you were political, and super-powered man who was intelligent enough to know you don’t take innocent people hostage, you’re nothing but a child-killing mama’s boy. ZZ laughed.
“You will learn the true power of my intelligence when we are through.” Max responded.
“Why all this, you could have had anything but you chose the road that lead to el-dorado.”
“Were here to bring all our characters home, all the people we lost to the scum media company, AOL-Time-Warner, all the characters like Freakazoid, Animaniacs and Tiny-Toons, this is a rescue mission.” Max told the story.
“Rescue from what, have you though the reason that they left is because the Kids WB ain’t shit anymore, answer that, all they do now is play some soppy ass Dawson’s Creek shit of toons that don’t have zest, they aren’t accepted anymore.” ZZ told him
“Fuck you ZZ, you washed up faggot muthafucka.” Max looked on while holding Suzy.
(In the Hallway)
Takato, Erika, Kiji and Matt continued to fight Shareena and Sakura, laser beams bounced all over the hallway. Matt moved in with Gatomon, Gatomon blasted his power towards Sakura, she used the card of wound to cut him. Erika ran over there and kicked Sakura in the stomach knocking the cards to the floor. Gatomon blasted the cards to bits. Sakura backhanded Erika but she rebounded and kicked her in the stomach. Sakura grabbed her hair and Erika grabbed the collar, there was a cat fight as the laser-beams bounced around. Sakura got up but was foot-sweeped to the ground. Erika stomped her chest and she gasped. Sakura got up and threw Erika on the wall. Erika got up and then took out a small saw blade and swung it at her, Sakura dodged it. Erika kicked her arm away and swung the blade. It sliced her head off and the decapitated stumped body fell to the ground and blood poured from her head. Only one remaining was Shareena, who saw this and aimed her gun at Matt. Shareena pulled the trigger but suddenly a hole explosively appeared in her stomach. Shareena looked at it and then turned around and another came through her chest and she fell to the ground, blood poured from the wound. Shareena was dead. The team looked…It was TK, he had got up off the table, picked up the shotgun, and shot Shareena to death, and holding his intestines at the same time.
Chapter 18: Control Room Rumble!
The team looked on at TK, wondering what in pray tell made TK get up, despite the fact that he had part of his intestines out of his body, walk out and kill the remaining enemy. Everyone cheered the first in a series of victories that was upon them.
“What made you get up, despite having your intestines out of your body, come and kill our enemy?” Matt asked.
“I had to do something, I couldn’t stand watching my friends get killed” TK told everyone.
“Come on, let’s get you outside to the ambulance.” Matt as he picked up TK and carried him outside to a waiting ambulance and Matt climbed in and went with him. The rest watched relieved and happy that TK was out of the danger zone.
(In the Control Room Area)
Ash, Gary and Pikachu were preparing for battle inside the close quarters of the control room. They waited but didn’t have to wait any longer, as they met the three inside the doorway.
“Tai Kamaya, you goggles wearing wide haired redneck white trash muthafucka.” Ash called
“You’re as ugly as your crack ho’ mama, and dumb, I don’t even come from the south USA I come from Odaiba” Tai blasted back.
“AGUMON, ATTACK PIKACHU!”
Agumon obeyed and fired his pepper breath at pikachu. Ash Katchem screamed to Pikachu to use electro-cute. The Electric Mouse shot out 50,000 Volts of electricity but it was blocked by a pepper-breath. The Small Dinosaur decided to use hand-to-hand combat and sliced his claws at Agumon. Gary oak tried to escape but was met by Veemon who pulled him inside. Veemon jumped onto Gary and pounded his face continuously until blood came from the nose and mouth. Agumon fired a super pepper breath and burned pikachu. Ash ran and punched Tai in the stomach, Tai countered and roundhouse hooked Ash in the head. Ash was punch drunk but he came at him. Ash Katchem kicked him in the stomach. Tai threw ash into the control center causing sparks and arcs of electric energy came out. Tai grabbed Ash by the neck. Agumon continued his assault on Pikachu, clawing him and firing his pepper-breath at him. Pikachu was weakened, but continued to shoot arcs of electricity at Agumon. Agumon ended the fight by running one of his claws through his body, causing blood to pour from his stomach, Pikachu fell and he died on the floor.
Tai grabbed Ash and choked him until a woman jumped on him and threw him backwards. It was Ms. Ketchum, she came and saw the fight.
“Get away from my son you hooligan.” Mrs. Ketchum screamed.Veemon let go of gary who was weakened, and approached Mrs. Ketchum.
“Get away from me you nasty creature.” Mrs. Ketchum pulled out a knife and swung it at Veemon.
Out of nowhere came Erika, she pushed Mrs. Ketchum onto a wall, Mrs. Ketchum grabbed Erika by the hair and threw her into a pile o
Saturday Morning Sacrilege
By Dennis Toy
(This fanfic contains strong language
and graphic violence)
(This fanfic tells the story about a hypothetical, strange incident that occurred on June 25, 2000, The cartoon characters from the Kids WB took over the cartoon network and held the characters
And humans hostage for a day)
(any text in the parenthesis is my narration)
Chapter 1: One day in Atlanta GA.
(A sunny, warm day at the cartoon network headquarters in Atlanta GA)
The characters from the cartoon network clocked in for the morning, many famous and yet to be famous characters walked through the well-light lobby, Scooby-doo spoke in his doggy voice “roat a rice ray”, Atom Ant, held out his I.D. card, Papa Smurf also walked in at this time, he was scheduled to give a lecture on keeping famous in your old age, in the office area, the characters were joking around as usual, Fred Flintstone told this big caveman like character named Thundarr to “get a shirt” but what they didn’t know is this wasn’t going to be a normal day.
(Back in Burbank, California)
A teen named Reid was handling a brown bag, he had carried this bag from Pasadena to Burbank. It was mighty heavy and shifted around a lot, you see this bag contained the body of Virgil James A.K.A Static Shock. Reid held the bag and dumped it in a trashcan in front of the garage of a suburban 2-level house. The bag woke the occupant of this house, Reid was intercepted by the occupant, who was wearing only a robe as he turned toward the home. The occupant was actually Butch. the team rocket member from Pokemon, he faced Reid and said “Hey taking a little walk? Reid gave a vibrant reply “yeah”, Butch sarcastically stated “Now let me ask you something?”
“When you came walking into my drive-way, did you see a sign on the front of my door that said “Dead Nigger Storage”.
Reid laughingly “Now Butch you know I didn’t see no sign…”
Butch said loudly “DID you SEE a SIGN on the front of my door that said “DEAD NIGGER STORAGE”
Reid downly “Nope I didn’t”
“You know why you didn’t see that sign?” Butch asked.
“No, I dont” replied Reid still in a downed mood
“CAUSE IT AINT THERE CAUSE STORING MUTHAFUCKIN ASS DEAD NIGGERS AINT MY MUTHAFUCKING ASS BUSINESS THAT WHY!”
Reid grinning “cool it man, I didn’t realize…”
Cassidy, The girlfriend of Butch, came down wearing only a nightgown groggily said “what’s going on, I’m trying to get my beauty sleep and your down here screaming.” Butch said softly “its ok, just business, I wont raise my voice” Cassidy left and went back upstairs.
“Did you hear about the big job the others are gonna do” Reid questioned.
“Yeah, Damn what did you do to static” Butch bantered.
“Had to pop a cap in his ass, he was gonna snitch to the Exec about what we were up to” Reid answered. Hope those muthafuckas succeed. Butch snickered and said “Dump that rat trash in the canal, which is just behind my house”, Reid complied and laughed.
Chapter 2: Takeover
At LAX Airport, A group of cloak wearing characters came into the airport, and sneaked onto the tarmac, they boarded a Learjet, and then shot the pilot “Dumb Muthafucka” one of the cloaked characters said, and threw his body onto the tarmac. One of the characters took the controls and flew the plane to Atlanta, GA, on board, it was a party atmosphere, while the plane was on autopilot, they got drunk, used drugs and just plain tore the cabin interior up. The Big cloaked one got back in the control seat in time to land the plane at Hartsfield Airport in Atlanta GA, they got off and then commandeered a Mimi-Van, killed its driver and then drove it to Turner Broadcasting Center in Atlanta.
The Cloaked ones got out and then went into the Cartoon Network Headquarters and walked into the lobby, inside the guards smilingly said “Can I please see your I.D.’s” , the big cloaked one said “ We have an appointment with the Exec” The Guard goes to the phone, “Hello Mr. Tenaris, This is officer….” but before he could finish, the cloaked ones pulled out PPG’s (Pulse Plasma Guns) and then begin shooting the officers, there bodies exploded in a shower of blood, shredded organs and bone fragments, the officers never got a chance to defend themselves, the smallest cloaked character shot a guard and a hole exploded in his body, creating a shower of blood and bones, his intestines hung to the ground as he lay dying, then another character shot him again, they ran to a door at the end of the hallway inside the second set of lobby doors.
Cow and chicken was playing with Ed, Edd and Eddy and Dino from the flintstones when a guard ran in and announced in a anxious tone, “You guy will have to stay in here, we just had a >URK<…. Before he could finish, a 12’’ hole was blasted in his body, his heart, intestines, liver and bladder hung out , a shower of blood sprayed the characters, Lil’ Suzy from Johnny bravo screamed in terror as the guard fell slowly, gripping at the inside of the hole with his blood-soaked hand, he fell to the face first into the ground generating a pool of blood, the cloaked ones went in and then standing in the middle of the group of characters who had congregated into a circle they cloaked characters holding there shotgun-like PPG’s at the Cartoon Network characters uncloaked themselves finally revealing who they really were.
The Cloaked ones were…
Ash Ketchum and Pikachu from Pokemon
Gary Oak from Pokemon
Emmitt Roswell from Detention
Roselyn and Zeta from the Zeta Project
Sakura from Cardcaptors
Ms. Ketchum from Pokemon
Loudmouth Kiddington from Histeria
…And the leader, Max Steel.
In essence they were all Kids WB characters.
Ash said loudly in his irritating girly voice “ YOU MUTHAFUCKAS MOVE ONE INCH AND I WILL EXECUTE YOU PUNK ASS MUTHAFUCKAS, YOU HEAR ME GODDAMMIT!!” , pikachu whispered “pika” looking aggressive, Roselyn said “good delivery ash, now let the experts speak” Max Steel said in his diplomatic voice, “Listen carefully, we are taking the cartoon network hostage, if you all don’t try anything stupid, we wont hurt you, but anyone who tries anything heroic will be hurt, probably lethally, understand..” , all the CN (Cartoon Network) characters shook there heads in fear, The Kids WB characters took over every aspect of the CN, ash took over the control room, Gary oak took over the graphics room, Max Steel proceeded to the CN Exec office, The exec John Tenaris
Was surprised when he saw them, Max said “You are my hostage, come along and you wont be hurt.” Zeta (nicknamed Zee) said “I though we werent going to hurt…” “I DON’T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMNED THING.” Max screamed. And the entire events of that day began…
Chapter 3: Call For Help
Unknown to the characters, one person had jumped into a storage closet, and Nazz, the best friend of Ed,Edd and eddy was in there as well, she hid in the closet when she realized that there had been a takeover by the Kids WB characters, this person was an officer worker who ran and hid inside this closet, he used his cell phone to call the police.
(Dispatcher Listens)
“Hello 911,.
Person: Yes this is one of the workers at the Cartoon Network. And some umm… cartoon characters from the Kids WB has taken over the Cartoon Network…
(Dispatcher)
“Stop lying, cartoon characters, you’re crazy”
Person: I ain’t lying some Pokemon characters have taken over the CN. They got big guns and they killed about 7 cops.
(Dispatcher)
ok….ok I’ll dispatch the Atlanta PD
This person with Nazz huddled close to him took time to call 3 Major Market NBC stations in the US.
(Secretary)
“This is KNBC-TV in Los Angeles, may I help you”
Person: This is an office worker of Cartoon Network, and you’re gonna have a great story, you see the cartoon characters of Kids WB took over this station.
“This is the Newsroom of WRC-TV in Washington DC, may I help you”
Person: You have to listen, some cartoon characters have taken over the cartoon network.
Calling another station…
“This is WNBC-TV in New York, this is the Newsroom, may I help you.”
Person: You know about pokemon right, well there characters have taken over the cartoon network.
(Meanwhile in the central control room Ash was playing with the controls, he hit the digital grid fade on the control room)
Ash quoted ”hey Pikachu, look at what I could do with this muthafucka”, his pressing the button caused an image of Bugs bunny to turn into a mosiac of faded grid boxes. He had also played some wild breakdancing music and begin moving wildly up on the tables, playing with the announcer mic, he acted like a drunken bum.
Ash announced “Helllllooo, this is rocking Ash Katchem and I like to say, as a pokemon masta’ all you muthafuckas in this muthafucka better screeeaaamm” “Pika”, pikachu said in the mic. Zee and Ro were drinking vodka said “what a retard.” Mrs. Ketchum was sprucing up the place like she usually does and tried the different dressed of the different old and new CN characters, Ro spouted in drunkeness “lookin sexxxyy!!”…. Meanwhile Max Steel aligned its satellites to get HBO, he just enjoyed all the cussing they had, and while pointing his gun at the CN characters, and the exec. He listened to Chris Rock and laughed until his veins busted through the skin of his head every time he mentioned the word, “Cocksucka”.
Chapter 4: Media Fodder
(Back in Burbank CA)
Butch and Cassidy were watching Another World on channel 4 In LA when suddenly an image came up on the screen…
*This is a KNBC-TV 4 News Special Report*
Reporter: A strange incident has occurred at the cartoon network building in Atlanta GA, apparently some cartoon characters from another media company called Kids WB has taken the people and the cartoon characters hostage, the report came in from an office worker trapped inside…
Butch and Cassidy both still in their robes laughed at the incident.
(Same Story in DC…)
*This is a News 4 Special Report*
Reporter: In Atlanta, GA. Some cartoon characters from the Kids WB has taken over the cartoon network….
(And in New York…)
*This is a Newschannel 4 special report*
Reporter: Some Cartoon Characters from the Kids WB has taken over the cartoon network….
(And finally NBC News…)
“This is an NBC News Special Report”
Tom Broakaw: apparently, a group of rogue cartoon characters has taken over the Time Warner owned cartoon network,…The characters from a company called Kids WB entered the building today killed some guards and taken control of it….
(In Miami Beach, Florida)
Tai Kamaya, a Japanese 11 year old and his companion Agumon, a creature from another dimension called a Digimon (opposite of a pokemon) were lying on a beach when his friend Matt, Daisuke and another Digimon named Veemon,a bluish creature, came out of the hotel and told him about what happened.
“It’s freaky.” Matt said to Tai.
“Some WB Characters took over the cartoon network today, it’s on the NBC News. ” TK, Matt’s little brother responded, “no wonder bugs bunny turned into a grid while I was watching.”
Tai responded in a heighten voice “I Knew that pokemon characters were bad, those sons of bitches.”
Agumon spouted “I hate that Pikachu muthafucka.”
Tai heroically stated “Let’s call up some friends were mounting a rescue party for our friends at the Cartoon Network.”
Coming back into the hotel, tai saw his mom and said, “Mom, we have to go, some friends need us.”, his mom said “ok.” Smiling. Tai used the phone to call some friends up to form a rescue party.
Chapter 5: Call to Arms
A young Asian boy, named Ikki, still in his pajamas, answered the ringing telephone in his apartment in Tokyo, besides him is a small super-powered robot called a Medabot he picked up the ringing phone.
“Hello, This is Ikki, may I help you”
“This is Tai Kamaya, Remember me from Digimon, the wild haired boy and the dinosaur-like creature called Agumon.”
“Yeah, what’s up man”
“Did you see what happened to the Cartoon Network today”
“Somebody took it over, its on NHK, wasn’t it the people from pokemon.”
“Yes, It was the pokemon characters and a few others, we’re mounting a rescue, and we need help, are you up to it?”
“YES I am” turning to Medabot, “Yes sir I am up to it too, I like to get my hands on that Pikachu.”
Ikki quickly got dressed called up his friend Erica, a girl from his school and she came to his house. He called up Eric A teen that works in a convenient store, and another schoolmate named Kiji, they all met up at Tokyo International Airport, hopped on a Concorde, and flew to Atlanta GA.
Tai then called a scientist named Ziv Zoolander, the Bots Master (and if you don’t know, the Bots Master is another cartoon that came on in the early 1990’s) ZZ (Ziv’s nickname) answered.
“This is Ziv Zoolander, ZZ for short, may I help you”
“This is Tai Kamaya from Digimon, and I was calling because we are going to help some friends at the Cartoon Network, you see….”
“ I am apprised of the situation, in fact, me and some of my BoyZZ (Thinking Robots) and my little sister Blitzy are going to help.”
Tai face light up in excitement, “OK, meet us at Hartsfield Airport.”
ZZ, Blitzy, Genosix, Ninjzz and one of the sports boys loaded into a supersonic jet and flew all the way to Atlanta GA.
Tai, Matt, Izzy, Agumon, Gatumon, Veemon and TK also loaded into a Learjet, and flew it to Hartsfield Airport, the characters met up at a terminal near the concourse, and discussed the situation which was unfolding live on TV.
“Whats the situation” Asked ZZ
“Well all we know is that cartoon characters from the Kids WB have taken over the Cartoon Network, all we know so far is it was lead by pokemon characters, it could possibly be an attempt to make a statement or something else”
ZZ let everyone in on his experience fighting the Megacorps Corporation
“Last time I had this situation, we fought the Megacorps and almost defeated it, hadn’t Dr. Hiss interfered and we had to escape, LLP (Louis-Leon Paradim, Megacorps CEO) would have been defeated, I have some weapons in my jet, lets arm ourselves and DEFEAT these Sons of bitches”
The human characters pick up some energy guns, while the Digimon didn’t need them because they had powers of there own, and the medabot already had some built in, our heros head to the situation…
Chapter 6: Heroes to the Rescue
It was a party atmosphere in the CN now taken over by the Kids WB characters, Emmitt had called up some friends, Shareena, and Molly, both of them from Detention who had taken a vacation in Atlanta, GA to come in and have some fun, meanwhile,Ash Katchem played some loud breakdancing music over its PA System Pikachu, Charmander, Squirtle and Wartortle were tearing up the office areas, they smashed computers, charmander burned computer screens and expensive TV equipment, they had also formed a small pokemon fighting ring in another office area, Zeta had bet 50 dollars on the squirtle (Understand, this was not just one of the pokemon fights you saw on TV but a bloody cockfighting sport) Emmitt had bet on the wartortle, the wartotle bit off the arm of the squirtle, but the squirtle picked up a piece of glass and cut a 12’ slice in its body, causing its blood and internal organs to spill out. The wartortle fell in a pool of blood and whined, it died from the gash.
“I won mutha-fuc-k-k-a” Emmitt said in a taunting voice.
Zeta angrily “you cheated, your squirtle smoked some crack you, you funny looking x-files wanna-be muthafucka”
“I thought Robots didn’t get angry” Emmitt told him
“Wanna see anger, lets go nigger, come on,” Zeta aggressively. They both jumped up.
“Are you blind, or in your case are your visual sensors functioning or are you just stupid you bitch, muthafuckin’ cocksucking bastard muthafucka, I am not black, you metallic cock-sucking son of a bitch. I’ll stick that plasma weapon up your ass. I’ll keep pulling it until there are so many holes in your head, the astronomers at NASA would examine the man-made black holes in your neural net.“ Emmitt Responded.
Both were up with their fists, Emmitt held a pizza knife, ready to cut open Zeta until Gary Oak came in-between them.
“Now lets not fight, we are united against these pussy asses” he said in a political voice.
(Back in the office area)
Some of the CN toons and Mr. Tenaris still being held by Max Steel, had actually began to formulate a plan to escape, Suzy had the idea of feigning sick to allow Ed, Edd and Eddy to escape to see what was happening outside.
“Hey Max I don’t feel so well… oohh”
“Hey, whats up your sick.” Max responded, Suzy fell over feigning the need to vomit. Ed moved ever so lightly and ran as soon as he got to the end of the hall into the elevator. As soon as he got onto the second floor, he looked out the window in the studio area to see an army of police, SWAT Teams and to his surprise, another group of cartoon characters, meeting with the police commander to apprise on the situation. There plan to rescue the characters, they where some robots, some kids one adult, his face light up with excitement, hope and relief that someone was coming to rescue them from the clutches of the evil Kids WB characters.
The Fox Kids Rescue Team (for short, we will call them the FK Rescue Team) comprised of the digimon, medabots and bots master characters had discussed the plan with the commander of the Atlanta PD SWAT. It was to use the ventilation system to enter the CN Building, take out the Kids WB characters and rescue the hostage characters. The FK Team moved to the side of the building and Genosix used a plasma torch to cut open the ventilation grate, and each of them climbed inside and moved through the ventilation.
Ever so slowly, the team armed with there weapons moved through the ventilation system, when they reached a vertical shaft, Ninjzz used the rockets on the bottom of this feet, to ferry the team, one by one up the shaft.
Chapter 7: Some other characters are here!
The FK Rescue Team continued through the 2 floor vent shafts. Tai looked through a vent and saw CC (CardCaptor) Sakura, she was riding a motor scooter around the cafeteria, getting drunk, performing dangerous stunts and throwing knives at some of the objects in the room. The Rescue team continued to crawl until they reached a storage area and met some of the other characters from CN.
They were Washu, a girl from Tenchi Muyo and Cow and Chicken from the show Cow and Chicken they hid just as the take over was occuring.
“Don’t worry, we’re the good guys” ZZ assured
“Whats going on, are we being attacked mmmm…” Cow questioned?
“Well, we have a few characters with bad intentions against this network, I estimate it’s a takeover to make a statement or they have ill-will against you all’ Genosix scientifically babbled
“Who are they” cow wanted to know.
“We don’t know there identities but all we know is there from the Kids WB” Ikki answered.
“Well, we aren’t gonna stand here and let a bunch of Warner-Brothers Bastards keep us down” Chicken declared energetically, “I wanna join.”
“You’re in, welcome to our club, you sound patriotic but first we need a plan.” Genosix declared.
Blitzy jumped up “I have one first I will lure that girl in the cafeteria out of there enough long enough for you to get in. you move into the cafeteria and into the office area. I’ve done this before.”
ZZ concerned for his sister’s safety “ I just don’t want you to get hurt.”
“Trust me, I wont” Blitzy said confidently. “Good Luck” ZZ said in a heroic voice.
Blitzy slowly walked into the hallway section, and then into the cafeteria, seeing that CC Sakura was still having fun, she screamed “ HEY BITCH, COME ON, LETS GET DOWN MUTHAFUCKA.”. CC Sakura was surprised, she jumped behind a counter and used a walkie-talkie to talk to Max steel, the transmission went to all their walkie-talkies.
“Yo, Max you won’t believe this, but I think some other characters are here, and I don’t think there from the CN or Kids WB. Holy shit they’re here, goddammit, we have other characters in here.”
(Back in the Office)
Mr. Tenaris and the others were uplifted with the news that they were going to be saved, Double-D was formulating a plan to help them, Max called all the characters on the Walkie Talkies.
“Listen up, when you see anyone who isn’t from Kids WB, Kill the muthafuckas, you hear me.”
Mrs. Ketchum, now making food for the others said, “Others and not Kids WB, we under attack.” She picked up her PPG and ran outside to check.
(Back in the Cafeteria)
CC Sakura saw Blitzy and gave chase, they ran outside and down a long corridor, Sakura pulled out a card, and called “Card of Explosive Destruction” and then a mess of small explosions rocked the CN Corridor. Blitzy continued to run, and run until she rounded a corner quick. running into an area were she found a transport cart capable of speeds up to 40 mph. He hopped into it and started it up, Sakura ran back into the Cafeteria and hopped onto her scooter and zoomed into the corridor until she met Blitzy.
Chapter 8: The Chase
Sakura moved slowly on her motor scooter until searching for Blitzy, she moved every so pristinely, using her searchlight to search every crevice and every door for her.
“Come out, you bitch, come on out.” Sakura whispered in an evil voice.
(Meanwhile in the storage area)
The rescue team then began to move out, they filed into the bright corridor, which was now filled with trash and debris from the battle that went on inside the corridor.
(Back in the cart area)
Blitzy waited until the right time, and then she stomped the accelerator to the floor, causing the wheels on the cart to screech on the floor. The cart flew towards Sakura, seeing this, Sakura slammed the handle and then the scooter flew down the hall.
“You little cock-sucking Japanese bitch.” Blitzy screamed as she maneuvered the cart around some trash and its motor zoomed to keep up with Sakura.
Sakura used the “Card of wind” to stir up some debris, some of it hit Blitzy, causing her to momentarily lose control. Blitzy regained control and sped it towards Sakura.
The Team jumped-out and saw the action as the cart flew towards them.
Ash Katchem, Emmit, and Loudmouth Kiddington had arrived upstairs just in time to witness the little chase that was going on inside the long corridor.
“Holy Shit, its them!” Agumon screamed.
“It’s LASER-TIME” ZZ commanded.
(Everything switches to 3D)
Agumon uses his pepper-breath up on kiddington, Kiddingtons arm is hit with 2nd degree burns, he retaliates by use of his voice! Loudmouth kiddington Screams in causing a hypersonic double-alpha sound wave vibrating at 300 Decibels per second, causing glass, wood and even metal to crack. Some of the ceramic on the ceiling began to fall. Tai shoots at Emmit, but he dodges. Emmit pulls his PPG out and fires at the Rescue Team, the energy hits bare wall. The energy from Kiddington’s Voice was unbearable. TK screeched, “Someone kill that goddamn dying dog.” Ninjzz de-activated his hearing sensors and used a ninja sword to slice out Kiddington’s vocal cords. Blood squirted from the wound in incredible heaps, causing a big trail of blood as Kiddington ran down the stairs.
Gary Oak had just arrived to save Kiddington and then he threw a grenade at the rescue team, they picked it up and threw it back, causing an explosion that destroyed the stairway. Gary oak and Kiddington was thrown to the 5th floor.
The Team had glanced at the chase that was approaching them, Blitzy, driving the cart, was still in pursuit of Sakura on the motor scooter, Blitzy swerved to avoid garbage, and debris, Sakura still using the card of destruction to try to shake her pursuer. Blitzy stomped the accelerator to speed up and got beside Sakura, she began punching her, Sakura kicked her in a “road rash” style. They both were locked in a cat-fight while driving, Sakura grabbed blitzy’s hair and then Blitzy grabbed Sakura’s hair, Blitzy kicked Sakura, causing one of her bows to fall off. Sakura got an idea, she slammed on the brakes, and called out “Card of DESTRUCTION!” and aimed it at the wheels of Blitzy’s cart. “Eat Shit, you fuckin’ white trash bitch” Sakura wailed. The energy hit one of Blitzy’s wheels causing her to lose control, Blitzy swung the wheel wildly, and slammed the brakes, but it was futile. The cart swerved to the left, Blitzy let out a scream before she hit a pile of wall and ceiling debris and then a small fireball erupted as the cart flew up in the air, and barrel-rolled. It landed on the roof, ejecting blitzy, she hit the ground with such force it knocked her unconscious and caused massive injuries. Sakura not paying attention fell from her scooter and rolled a few feet into the doorway to the stairs. ZZ Screamed “NOOOOOO! Blitzyyy!.”
Chapter 9: The Futile Rescue
ZZ ran outside the door, Sakura who sustained some injuries, ran down the stairways. He ran towards blitzy along with Ikki, Agumon and TK, they were intercepted by Ash and Emmit.
“Pikachu Electroshock, NOW!” ”Muthafuckin’ die you sons of bitches!” Ash declared.
Pikachu let out an electroshock but Medabot blocked it, Agumon used his pepper breath and knocked pikachu down the stairs. Tai swung a roundhouse kick to Ash’s face, splitting his lip and causing massive bleeding. Emmit was taken by TK but he pulled out a Mac-10, 45-caliber machine pistol and fired at him. The team jumped back in as a stream of suppression fire hit the walls, creating holes inside the concrete. Ninjzz ran and tried to do ninja-style sword maneuvers. Emmit used a blinder grenade that blinded the whole team for 30 seconds. “Fuck this shit” Matt blurted. Ash ran over and dragged the unconscious Blitzy and threw her over his back. He ran down the stairways and onto the second floor where the whole situation started Emmit came along.
“GODDAMN FUCKERS! THEY HAVE MY SISTER.” ZZ Screamed in anger.
“We have to get her back.” Genosix said in a somber voice.
(Back on the first floor)
“Keep these muthafuckas in check” Max Steel told Shareena as he gave her a 12-Guage Shotgun he kept in case the PPG wasn’t functional. Max walked to a small room on the second floor that had a metal table that was used for incoming mail.
(In that small room)
Darkness turned to light as Blitzy woke from her unconsciousness only to find she had been chained up to the table. Surrounding it was Gary Oak, Ash Ketchum, and Max Steel.
“Let me off this table.” Blitzy whines, struggling against the chains bound to her arms and legs.
“Fuck you bitch, remember what you did to Kiddington, well we are gonna do the same to you, only more severe.” “HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHH!” Gary Oak laughed evilly.
Loudmouth Kiddington came out, his neck had been temporarily stitched up thanks to the surgical skills of Zeta. He looked at her evilly, and lifted a chainsaw while revving it up. He dropped the chainsaw onto her arm. The chainsaw had cut through her arm causing a splashing and streaming of flesh, blood and bone. Blitzy screamed to the top of her lungs until she couldn’t consciously feel herself screaming as Gary Oak used a drill and bored through her legs. They then pulled off her shoes and socks exposing her bare feet. They used electric scissors to cut her toes off. Blitzy now didn’t consciously feel the pain as she was slowly fading from losing so much blood from the stumps squirting like rivers. Gary oak used a handsaw to cut off her legs and they both dropped onto the floor. The final blow came when he pulled a skill saw and then cut off her head. It dropped onto the blood-covered floor. Gary oak put the mutilated remains of 11 year old Blitzy Zoolander into a Fed-Ex Box. Max steel watched the entire thing and laughed.
ZZ was really upset, so much so it was suggested he stay until they find Blitzy, Tai, Matt, Agumon and Medabot went out to rescue her. The Team climbed down the exploded stairways and searched the 4th and 3th floors, finding humans and cartoon characters alike. They assuring them things will be ok.
The team reached the second floor and searched until they reached the mailroom. They knew something was wrong when they saw a puddle of blood pour onto the white floors of the hallways.
“Holy Shit, what’s in there.” TK blurted, “Trouble” Matt responded. They ran into there and the pool led towards a long Fed-Ex box. They open it and discovered the horrible secret it kept.
“Uh, look at what those sons of bitches did to her, better go and tell ZZ.” Matt somberly said in a mournful voice. He and Matt picked up the Fed-Ex box and carried it upstairs to the Team.
Chapter 10: Rage!
Tai and Matt along with Agumon and TK carried the box back upstairs to the 5th floor, Tai complained how heavy even a mutilated body was. They reached the camp area where the team had now inhabited.
“ZZ, I don’t know how to say this, but we have to show you something.” Tai said in a mournful voice. He gave the box to him. ZZ looked inside the box and his eyes and mouth opened wide and tears began to fill his eyes. Blitzy Zoolander, the 11 years old sister of Ziv Zoolander, had been murdered in such a horrible way by a group of demonically behaved cartoon characters. Memories of there childhood together had filled his mind, like the time they went to the beach in Odaiba, Japan and Blitzy only 5 had gotten herself stuck in a old barge pipe and he had to use lard to get her out.
“D…d…did you know I was in Odiaba, Japan once and..” ZZ was interrupted by Tai, “You went to Odiaba, I live in Odiaba.” It’s ok ZZ Genosix assured.
“LET ME AT THEM FUCKERS, I HATE THEM FUCKERS, KILL ALL THE MUTHAFUCKIN ASS KIDS WB CHARACTERS, FUCK THEM ALL” ZZ Screamed.
Genosix tried and calmed down ZZ.
“I Know your angry but we can’t attack without risking the lives of the people and characters downstairs, we have to do it precisely.”
“OK, OK, Just let me AT THE MUTHAFUCKAS!” ZZ commanded.
Tai said in a commanding voice “ We are doing this not only for the characters and the people but the 8 lives that were lost. The 7 Guards, and our dear friend Blitzy”.
“LET KILL THE MUTHAFUCKING BASTARD COCK-SUCKING PUSSY-ASS KIDS WB CHARACTERS!”
The FK Rescue Team ran out, with weapons drawn. They rode the elevator to ride to the first floor to sneak up on the characters and to take them out. To there non-knowledge, Gary Oak was watching them on the video camera from the control room were ash were as they sneaking up on them, The FK Rescue Team just didn’t account for this variable, so they were essentially walking into a trap.
“Emmit, Shareena , Molly, Pikachu eliminate those bastards.”
Emmit’s Team began a reconnaissance of the first floor, Tai got off the elevator and then he held a smoke grenade.
“On the count of three, I will throw this and blind them.” Tai whispered.
“One…Two…Three.” Tai threw the grenade and the entire hall filled with smoke. The Team put on their night-vision goggles and sneaked around the corridor. They searched and searched but there was silence, nothing but silence, they knew the characters were here but just didn’t know where. They continued to search in the smoke filled dimly lit hallways…SURPRISE! The Kids WB Characters came through the smoke, they began firing their weapons at the Rescue Team, Shareena fired her 12-guage at Tai. Agumon used his pepper breath, and burned her body. Gabutmon used his power against Molly, but missed. Emmit was firing a SG-10 Repeating 208 Cal. Rifle at the team, one of the bullets hit TK. the round went through the left side of his body, and carried with it, his intestines, part of his liver and his spleen. TK screamed, fell to the ground, groaned for a few seconds and lay unresponsive.” NOOOO, MY GOD NO!” Matt screamed “NOO NOT AGAIN, NOT ANOTHER CHILD!” ZZ Screamed and fired wildly at the surviving characters, Tai fired his Laser Pistol at Emmit, blowing a 10’’ hole in his body, exposing his organs and killing him instantly. Medabot fired a saw blade at Molly when she pulled out her PPG and it hit her in the neck, decapitating her, her body dropped slowly and then a pool of blood poured from the headless stump of her neck. Shareena ran back to the showroom. Matt carried TK into a room. The team followed.
Chapter 11: Flashback
Matt lay TK on a small table and took of his over-shirt and used it as a tourniquet. Matt applied pressure on both sides of TK’s abdomen over and under the entry and exit wounds. He also wrapped the exposed intestines and used ZZ’s jacket to cover it up. Matt father was a doctor and taught him emergency medicine, Matt learned it real well. Kiji prepared some dressing for the wound. Medabot, Genosix and Ninjzz braced the door with heavy objects so the others wouldn’t get in.
“T.K. don’t worry, we’ll get you to a hospital, don’t use your energy.” Matt assured with tears in his eyes.
“M-Matt, T-They did I-it, why…It hurts…hurts.” TK said in a shaky low voice.
“Its ok, baby, its ok.” Matt with tears in his eyes whispered and held TK to his chest. The whole team felt sorry and wanted to do something to help.
(Back in the CN Control Room)
Ash, Gary and Zeta were mad that Emmit and Molly were dead. They wanted to kill them but Max said no, he they wanted them to be held. Ash laughed hard as shit when he heard Shareena’s story of how TK was hit. Sharenna only sustained minor burns and Sakura used the power of healing to heal the wounds.
This reminds me of what happened to Giovanni at the Kids WB Headquarters about 2 Weeks ago…
(Flashback to a Saturday Night)
Giovanni was laughing and drunk, he had bought a drink for some of the Kids WB characters who came with him. They got in because he gave them fake ID’s. They left the bar, all of them were having too much fun. Giovanni began joking and stumbling when someone hit him upside his head with a blunt object knocking him unconscious. Giovanni woke up only to find he was being carted on a stretcher to some place unknown, he arrived to a room at an unknown location, only to find the Exec of Kids WB, Ash, Jessie, James, an anonymous surgeon, and Emmit.
“Hi guys, I know you’re here to see me well…”“Cut the bullshit, muthafucka.” The boss said in a smooth tone.“I don’t know what them kids were telling you, but its inaccurate…” Giovanni said in a jubilee. “You sold us out you fat lard muthafucka.” Emmit told him. You almost got the boss killed.
“Please, they at Fox don’t know shit, man” The surgeon passes a tray to the bed, “aww shit…” Giovanni whispers in a fearful tone.“Look man, I never screw with you, please I love you guys”
“You might want to have the kids to leave.” Surgeon suggested but they wanted to watch.
“That a nice touch, I never fuck with anyone again, come on man” The surgeon picked up a sharp blade, and then began tapping his chest checking for the sternum, “no man come on, this ain’t funny, please. Come on M…AAAAHHHHHRRRRRRRR” the scream pierce the hallway as the surgeon began cutting into Giovanni’s chest. A fountain of blood squirted out of the wound and reddened his shirt. In shock and appall, Jessie with her eyes wide open, covered her mouth. “Oh god, I though you were just gonna scare him.” She said nearly crying. “He’s scared isn’t he” The boss looked nearly about to laugh, James hid in the corner, squealing like a scared puppy, ash turned his head.
The surgeon used the bone saw and cut open Giovanni’s sternum, he became unconscious of the pain that was ensuing. The Surgeon then took the ribs spreader and spread open the rib cage exposing the heart, and other internal organs. Jessie was frozen in fear, unable to comprehend the situation of seeing someone’s insides for the first time. James pissed in his pants as this was happening. The surgeon then cut the Left and Right Aortas, the connecting tissue, the Vascular Vessels were cut, blood almost filled everything in a 13’’ radius, and on the floors. The surgeon pulled out the heart, and Giovanni fainted, The Big Boss of team rocket was dead…
(Back to the Control Room)
“Damn that was nasty, I wish I had saw this.” Gary bantered. “We have it on video, they were recording it” ash responded. “You could watch it.” Gary was watching it, captivated, ”That’s was I call “Open Heart Surgery”, he’ll never fuck with us again.
Chapter 12: Reinforcements!
Matt continued to comfort a wounded TK, the bleeding from the wound had been reduced, but the blood loss continued. Erica occasionally changed the dressings, while Genosix, who had carried a First-Aid kit, provided the sterilizing solution to keep the wound from being infected. Kiji used his boy scouts skills to make a sort-of brace constructed of wood from one of the chairs that Ninjzz broke, held to the body with gauss tape to keep the intestines from moving all around, and risking getting more injury.
“I…I…am getting cold.” TK whispered.
Matt covered him with his jacket. He held his upper-body in a comforting manner.
“Don’t worry, little brother, everything is going to be alright.” Matt whispered. “Just rest.”
Genosix used his infrared emitters that were installed by ZZ to warm T.K. up, a wide-red beam encircled this body.
“We have to get him to a hospital, if we don’t, he could…”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP GENOSIX” Matt screamed with tears in his eyes. “He is gonna be alright.”
“I was just…”
Gatumon whispered to Genosix “It’s ok, he’s not angry at you… you see his parents divorced years ago and they just re-married. He is just getting to know the little brother he hadn’t seen since he was 6 years old.”
“Oh… I didn’t know.” Genosix said in a mournful voice.
“I’m sorry… I am not mad at you, it just this had to happen to him and not me.” Matt said in a friendly and comforting voice.
“I know, you just needed a shoulder to cry on.” Genosix aimed at Matt
ZZ laughed “I made him to be scientific… I guess I made him too scientific, he blabs like Woody Allen on a drunken rampage on Saturday night.”
Everyone begins to laugh, TK attempts to but whines due to the pain caused by his laughter. Matt smiles at him.
(Back in the control room)
Ash Ketchum was playing old-school break-dancing music on the CD player in the audio-output control system. It blasted all over the cartoon network building. Shareena and Ro were dancing on the tables in the junior executive’s office. Gary Oak was looking at the monitors on the left control panel when he saw 6 people come in through the garage.“What the FUCK!” he screamed, “look at his Ash and Pikachu”. Three small forms were walking into its underground-parking garage. Gary used the zoom feature to look at the faces. They were Asian in form. He also sighted 2 small cell-phone size devices. “MUTHA…FUCKA!” Gary blasted. He used his walkie-talkie to call Max. “Yo’ Max your not gonna believe this, but I think they have reinforcements coming, it looks like 3 Jap bastards are coming, and they have these strange devices.”
“WHAT THE FUCK…3 MORE DIGIDESTINES ARE COMING… SHIT.” Max screamed, “Cut the fucking power to the garage, first and second floors.” Max ordered. “Cut the power, what go…” “CUT THE FUCKIN POWER OR I WILL CUT YOUR MUTHAFUCKING HEAD OFF YOU ASSHOLE.” Max interrupted Ash. The Lights on the first and second floor goes out. The FK Team looks up. “What’s going on” TK asked. “Don’t worry, rest” Matt told him. Back in the office, Max spoke to ash on the Walkie-Talkie. “We got a special surprise for the Jap sons of bitches coming, Its time to activate the big weapon.”
Chapter 13: They’re in Danger!
The Team continued to hide in the room that was the makeshift base-camp. TK was resting but still conscious. ZZ, Tai, Matt, Genosix, Ninjzz, and Ikki had convened in a corner to plan their next attack against the evil scum that had killed blitzy, injured TK, and had ill will towards them.
“Fuck, I forgot” Tai blasted
“What is it” Matt responded.
“Well, there are these new Digi-tamers that I found out at school, their names are Takato, he is in the 6th grade, his digimon is a Gillmon. Rika is the Genius girl whos Digimon is Gandemon. Finally, there’s Lee, his digimon is terriermon. I told them if I didn’t return within 6 hours, to come to the CN to support us.”
“There are others like you?” Genosix asked. “Yes.” Tai said.
“Genosix, you have a video-linkage built-in, right. Maybe you could patch it into the video system of the CN and see whats going on.” Kiji had the idea.
Genosix pulled a fiber-optic line from his side, and then he stood on a sturdy table. He cut a large wire that feed video from every camera in the cartoon network and send them to the security center. He then used a plasma fuser, a small device used to fuse wires together, to connect a fiber-optic input device into the wires, he connected the linkage to the device. He told medabot to come over since he had a holographic projector, to connect his neural net to his. Medabots eyes lit-up and an image projected onto the floor. The Image showed 3 Asian looking kids crossing the darkened parking lot full of cars with their Digimon.
“Wow you’re the man Medabot.” Ikki and Eric excitedly called
Genosix switched feeds to see what was going on in the control room, he heard what sounded like an evil plan being said by Ash, Gary, Pikachu and Max Steel. He switched on the audio and everyone heard.
(Video being projected)
“The weapon is ready Mr. Steel, those digimon dickheads will pay dearly with their lives.” Gary boasted.
Genosix switches again.
(Video of the garage)
The 3 Digimon Tamers are walking in the garage, one has goggles on being accompanied by a reddish dinosaur like creature. The other is a girl is being accompanied by a creature that looks like a cross between a dog and a skinny-tall person. The other is wearing dress shirt, and carries a creature that looks like a puppy. A scary shadowy presence is following them, it looks very big, and very mean. The Digitamers don’t know they are in danger!
“Shit!” Tai screeched “We gotta go save them, they are walking into a trap!”
“But we can’t go, the others are out there, we could get caught again.” Kiji told them.
“When linear ideas go dry, one must go towards the Impromptu.” Ninjzz said wait here…
Ninjzz went outside and down the hall into the office area. Ninjzz flipped over the 20 hostages still being held by Shareena, and Kiddington. “You must be plain stupid, I have your Bruce Lee wanna-be ass now.” But ninjzz continued to flip around the room. Tai, Kiji, Matt, Medabot armed, moved fast and as silent as a whisper and piled into an elevator, medabot connected his power system to the elevator’s electrical system. Sakura saw this and ran towards the departing elevator as fast as she could but it was too late.
Chapter 14: Gore in the garage
The big presence loomed towards the 3 new digidestines as they walked through the big garage, it progressed toward them with a limp It looked like something horrible from hell. It loomed in the shadow.
“I think we’re being followed.” Rika said as she headed towards the door leading inside the building.
“Yeah, something strange in here.” Takato said.
Before they could figure it out, a car exploded and overturned and then a hail of heavy machine gun fire blanketed the entire area. “HOLY FUCK, GET DOWN” Takato screamed. Rika screamed and ran behind a sedan. Takato and the Digimon ran behind cars also.
The presence finally revealed itself. It was a Giant Cyborg, it was 25’ tall, made of titanium. The torso was separated only by a long shaft and a number of hydraulics, The cyborg’s face was evil, the two sides converged into the center, it had a long hole in the face that was its eyes, it had wires going into the face from the back. It head was connected by hydraulics to the torso, It had legs, but they were skinny. It had 4 “ hands” 2 on each side of the abdomen, its “Arms” had weapons on the end. One was a 20mm motorized gatlin gun that fired up to 50 rounds per second. On the top was a 20 guage shot gun. At the end was a battering ram. On the other was a missile launcher. But inside it was the brain of Giovanni. Apparently, scientists at the WB put the brain into a cyborg to create a new product but it killed them and escaped. It hunted the kids down with a vengance. The kids ran behind the cars as it shot up the garage. Its bullets demolished the cars causing minor explosions. The kids knew they were in trouble now as cars were filled with bullet holes 5’’ wide. It hunted them using its lights. It switched to Infrared and sighted one and then began shooting up the car. Takato ran back as bullets flew around him.
(In the elevator)
Tai’s Team wanted to hurry the elevator but it was too slow. Sakura pry the doors open and jumped onto the elevator roof, the team reacted to the sound of her hitting it. She used the card of cutting to cut the cables. The cables snapped causing the elevator to fall “What the fuck…” Tai reacted, everyone held on. The elevator crashed into the ground, leaving them trapped in a mess of what used to be an elevator. They used some of the debris to get out of the elevator. The team saw in horror… the giant cyborg that was stalking the DD’s.
The New DD’s continued to hide, but Rika wanted to use her digimon to stop this creature. She called Gandemon but it refused to come out, she then ran only to be met by it. Rika like a deer in the headlights gawked at the cyborg. Gandemon came out and saw it as well. Rika turned to run but the cyborg activated its motorized Gatlin gun and shot her up. As if she was nothing but a rag doll, The 20mm rounds tore through her body as if a chainsaw had ripped through the insides. Rika fell with force to the ground and generated a pool of blood. The machine grabbed Gandemon by the face and with 20,000 lbs per square inch force, it whipped his body around by the neck, it tore his entire skeletal system to shreds, and then threw his broken body to the ground. The door popped open and Tai whispered “come on”, Takato and the remaining digimon ran to the door. This caught the sensors of the cyborg and it turned and shot its gatlin gun at them as they ran to the door. Tai and his crew jumped back into the hallway. Takato and the new digimon reached the hall. The group ran to the stairways to escape the mechanical thing.
“What the fuck was that thing.” Takato squealed
“I don’t know, but it was pretty fuckin’ powerful.” Tai answered while catching his breath
“Rika’s dead, Gandemon is dead, fuck this shit.” Gillmon as he panted for breath
“We’ve had a loss too, and one is lying in critical condition.” Kiji told them, “Blitzy got mutilated by those sick fuckers, and one of the younger ones, T.K. was shot in the stomach, his intestines is hanging out.” The gang walked up the stairways to the base camp set up in the room.
Chapter 15: The Attempted Takeback.
The entire cartoon network building interior was dark, everything except the control center and the room were the hostages sat were dark. Ninjzz used a plasma light to illuminate the room.
“It’s them, the new DD’s there here.” Tai informed the rest of the group. TK looked up as the Lee walked over to him and said hi. ZZ, Genosix, and Ninjzz all sighted the others.
“Son of a bitch cyborg killed my best friend. I knew her since elementary school.” Takako told him
ZZ held him and told him his story of how he lost his sister, and how the Kids WB characters killed the guards in the lobby, took over the cartoon network, he showed blitzy to him, and took him over to see TK.
“Hi, I’m TK, whats your name.”
“Takako and here’s my Digimon Gillmon, I am Tai’s friend.”
“I left my patomon at home.” TK at Takako
“They have my sister upstairs.” Chicken blasted. Chicken had been tending to TK while everyone was fighting the other characters.
(In the office area)
Some of the CN characters and humans were getting their plan underway to over take Max Steel and attempt to regain control of the cartoon network.
“Ready” double D told the group
“NOW!” he bark
Johnny Bravo attempted to bull-tackle him, he punched Max in the solar plexus, Double-D backhand punched him in the back. A human grabbed his legs but max broke free by jumping up very high.
“Turbo mode now.”
“Holy shit” Human barked
“Max came by and jujitzu kicked Bravo in the face, breaking several teeth, Double-D picked up a knife and ran towards him. Shareena shot the PPG at him, and he relented. Someone shot an electrical bolt at them. It was pikachu, under the command of Ash Ketchum, he shot out an electromagnetic stunning energy field. Cartoon Characters and humans were knocked unconscious.
Minutes later they all woke up, Max steel, now at normal mode, was holding his PPG at them.
“Ok, remember when I said I wasn’t gonna hurt anyone, but if you tried something someone was gonna get hurt. What good would this had done…Nothing, now you see the power we have over the Cartoon Network.”
No one answered.
“I want to know who the fuck started this little insurrection…”
“It was I” a human told him defending the characters.
Max took out a .45 caliber pistol and shot the guy in the kneecaps, the guy lay on the ground, screaming as blood poured from the wounds. Max shot him in the head and killed him.
Chapter 16: Plan of Action
The FK Team watched in horror, the action that was going on inside the office area. Max had killed one of the hostages.
“We have to do something NOW!” Matt forcefully told the group.
“Look man, I don’t know what happened but suicide wasn’t in the plan.” Chicken declared
“If your gonna whine like a pussy-ass, then we could leave you with the rest of the hostages.” T.K. said
“Man you have a nerve, they blew your shit-making organ outside into the sunset.” Chicken sarcastically.
“Lets not argue, now what we need is a plan of action.” ZZ told everyone.
“We need to each pick a target and take them out.” ZZ told everyone.
“Tai you, Agumon and Veemon will take on Ash, Gary and Pikachu”
“Erica, Kiji, Takato, and Matt will take on the remaining kids from Detention.”
“Medabot, Ninjzz, and Gillmon will take on that cyborg in the garage.”
“and I will take on Zeta, Ro and the others.”
ZZ laid out the plan.
“Genosix, Lee, chicken and Terriermon you stay here and tend to TK.”
“Now, everyone, Lets do this for the 8 people, Blitzy, and TK!”
“LET’S DO IT.” ZZ screamed.
Everyone armed themselves, the Digimon prepared themselves to digivolve to the second level and the robots went to battle mode. They all ran into the darkened hall.
(In the control room)
Continuing to drink and blast loud music on the P.A. System, Ash, Pikachu and Gary had a small party. They smashed equipment upon the walls, they continued to drink vodka. Pikachu had snorted some cocaine that Gary bought from the dealer down the street. It was so high, it electro-shocked everyone in the control room.
Ms. Ketchum and Ro had been smoking crack. They were high as a high-altitude balloon in a 1950’s NASA experiment. Mrs. Ketchum was flailing around as if she was a bonnet in a 200mph hurricane, while Ro was drinking a 40 and proclaiming she is the queen of Amsterdam.
(Day turned to Dusk)
The police and SWAT team had secured the area surrounding the Turner Broadcasting Center. The Media (CNN, CBS, ABC, FOX, and NBC) broadcast the incident live on TV. This was the strangest incident ever to occur. The idea of cartoon characters from another media branch taking over another TV Network, it had captivated the world.
(Inside the corridor)
The teams put on their night vision glasses, and began moving to their areas of battles. Tai and his team moved to the control center in the basement.
Chapter 17: Corridor Carnage.
ZZ’s team moved in the halls, raised their weapons and waited. Gary and Ash had saw this and alerted Max, he sent Shareena, Sakura, and Zeta to confront the approaching characters.
“Sakura used the card power of smoke to fill the halls with smoke once again.”
ZZ used his night vision glasses to sight Sakura.
“It’s Laser time” he screamed.
(Once again, everything switches to 3D)
Laser-blasts and gun blasts filled the corridor, the beams ricocheted off the walls, ZZ flipped and zapped at Sakura, who used the card of explosive power to create explosions that knocked down the group. Takato pulled a laser pistol and shot it at Sakura, The laser pistol was knocked out of his hand by Max shooting his PPG at him. ZZ ran after Max who ran into the office and pointed his PPG at Lil’ Suzy.
“You little coward, you dare hold a child hostage.” Lil’ Suzy cringed in fear, hostages watched in appall.
“Yeah, I do anything to stop you from keeping me from completing my mission.” Max looked at ZZ.
“You nothing but a cock-sucking, pussy-ass, no brain piece of dickless shit.” ZZ said sarcastically.
“…And all the time, I though you were political, and super-powered man who was intelligent enough to know you don’t take innocent people hostage, you’re nothing but a child-killing mama’s boy. ZZ laughed.
“You will learn the true power of my intelligence when we are through.” Max responded.
“Why all this, you could have had anything but you chose the road that lead to el-dorado.”
“Were here to bring all our characters home, all the people we lost to the scum media company, AOL-Time-Warner, all the characters like Freakazoid, Animaniacs and Tiny-Toons, this is a rescue mission.” Max told the story.
“Rescue from what, have you though the reason that they left is because the Kids WB ain’t shit anymore, answer that, all they do now is play some soppy ass Dawson’s Creek shit of toons that don’t have zest, they aren’t accepted anymore.” ZZ told him
“Fuck you ZZ, you washed up faggot muthafucka.” Max looked on while holding Suzy.
(In the Hallway)
Takato, Erika, Kiji and Matt continued to fight Shareena and Sakura, laser beams bounced all over the hallway. Matt moved in with Gatomon, Gatomon blasted his power towards Sakura, she used the card of wound to cut him. Erika ran over there and kicked Sakura in the stomach knocking the cards to the floor. Gatomon blasted the cards to bits. Sakura backhanded Erika but she rebounded and kicked her in the stomach. Sakura grabbed her hair and Erika grabbed the collar, there was a cat fight as the laser-beams bounced around. Sakura got up but was foot-sweeped to the ground. Erika stomped her chest and she gasped. Sakura got up and threw Erika on the wall. Erika got up and then took out a small saw blade and swung it at her, Sakura dodged it. Erika kicked her arm away and swung the blade. It sliced her head off and the decapitated stumped body fell to the ground and blood poured from her head. Only one remaining was Shareena, who saw this and aimed her gun at Matt. Shareena pulled the trigger but suddenly a hole explosively appeared in her stomach. Shareena looked at it and then turned around and another came through her chest and she fell to the ground, blood poured from the wound. Shareena was dead. The team looked…It was TK, he had got up off the table, picked up the shotgun, and shot Shareena to death, and holding his intestines at the same time.
Chapter 18: Control Room Rumble!
The team looked on at TK, wondering what in pray tell made TK get up, despite the fact that he had part of his intestines out of his body, walk out and kill the remaining enemy. Everyone cheered the first in a series of victories that was upon them.
“What made you get up, despite having your intestines out of your body, come and kill our enemy?” Matt asked.
“I had to do something, I couldn’t stand watching my friends get killed” TK told everyone.
“Come on, let’s get you outside to the ambulance.” Matt as he picked up TK and carried him outside to a waiting ambulance and Matt climbed in and went with him. The rest watched relieved and happy that TK was out of the danger zone.
(In the Control Room Area)
Ash, Gary and Pikachu were preparing for battle inside the close quarters of the control room. They waited but didn’t have to wait any longer, as they met the three inside the doorway.
“Tai Kamaya, you goggles wearing wide haired redneck white trash muthafucka.” Ash called
“You’re as ugly as your crack ho’ mama, and dumb, I don’t even come from the south USA I come from Odaiba” Tai blasted back.
“AGUMON, ATTACK PIKACHU!”
Agumon obeyed and fired his pepper breath at pikachu. Ash Katchem screamed to Pikachu to use electro-cute. The Electric Mouse shot out 50,000 Volts of electricity but it was blocked by a pepper-breath. The Small Dinosaur decided to use hand-to-hand combat and sliced his claws at Agumon. Gary oak tried to escape but was met by Veemon who pulled him inside. Veemon jumped onto Gary and pounded his face continuously until blood came from the nose and mouth. Agumon fired a super pepper breath and burned pikachu. Ash ran and punched Tai in the stomach, Tai countered and roundhouse hooked Ash in the head. Ash was punch drunk but he came at him. Ash Katchem kicked him in the stomach. Tai threw ash into the control center causing sparks and arcs of electric energy came out. Tai grabbed Ash by the neck. Agumon continued his assault on Pikachu, clawing him and firing his pepper-breath at him. Pikachu was weakened, but continued to shoot arcs of electricity at Agumon. Agumon ended the fight by running one of his claws through his body, causing blood to pour from his stomach, Pikachu fell and he died on the floor.
Tai grabbed Ash and choked him until a woman jumped on him and threw him backwards. It was Ms. Ketchum, she came and saw the fight.
“Get away from my son you hooligan.” Mrs. Ketchum screamed.Veemon let go of gary who was weakened, and approached Mrs. Ketchum.
“Get away from me you nasty creature.” Mrs. Ketchum pulled out a knife and swung it at Veemon.
Out of nowhere came Erika, she pushed Mrs. Ketchum onto a wall, Mrs. Ketchum grabbed Erika by the hair and threw her into a pile o