The Creation - SDV Pt 2

[Evil Sadistic Bastard]

And it was said that after the Son of Ander had come and gone, another would take his place, the beast-raper Arminus, whose lack of looks and personality ensured a never-ending supply of ridicule and shame. And so the prophecy came to pass.

As Arminius scraped the gel-like coating off his vile body he inhaled the pure air of EssDeeDotNet, and cringed.

"My corruption shall reign, and all shall be as nothing before my awesome powers of trolldom."

So saying, he loped off towards the great city of OffTopik, stopping only to allow himself to be sodomized by farm animals and insects.

And all was not well in the city of OffTopik. For verily, Mr. Bean bore a scowl upon his countenance.

" i amb sensingb a grbeat distrubanc in the Force " mused he.

" I don't understand you, Bean." spake Dalton of the FUQ. " COuld you please type legibly like Stravo? Or Mike S? "

"Sory I was bornm that way " Bean replied.

" Yet the Lord of Irony has a point," bellowed a dark voice like the rumbling of thunder. Suddenly, the wind rushed through the great hall at the top of the Spire of OffTopik, and Dalton dropped to one knee.

" It is he!" muttered Dalton.

" Praised be your name, Lord Wong! " WeeMadAndo said.

And in the midst of the great hall, a shadow circle formed, and out of it rose the Great Sith Lord in all his majesty, flanked by his servant AdmiralKanos, the Lex Animata.

As one the MODs called out " Hail to thee Lord Wong! "

" I have come to speak of a new threat approaching our land. Cultists of a mad religion have invaded our territories, more trolls have appeared, and the citizens are in fear. "

The GRand Admiral Thrawn stood and bowed. " My Lord, if it is merely trolls that are troubling you then we would suffice. What has brought you from your Domain of TorontoCanada to us?"

" Dark Days, Thrawn. dark days. For the slime of the century is coming for EssDeeDotNet, and you must all work together to vanquish it. That is all I will say to you, my faithful comrades. I must leave, to ponder on the future threat that await our lands. The Shadow is not completely gone from this world, nor may it ever be."

And with that, the Lord of Logic sworled his cloak arund himself, and he vanished, along with his servant.

Pablo Sanchez was the first to rise and join Thrawn.

" What could this mean, Admiral Thrawn? "

" The slime of the century... This cannot be good. The Son of Ander was repulsed, but he is yet to return. Could it be- "

"No, it is not the Star of Darkness. It is a pile of filth. Arminius. It is stated so in the Telling of the Time of Troubles, that Arminius will herald the unwashed barbarians of EliteFitness and the fanatical cultists of the WCOTC." Dalton produced the manuscript from his voluminous robes,and proffered them to Thrawn.

For a moment, the MODs were silent, as Thrawn read.

"Dark days, indeed." said he.

"Dark days indeed."

[Evil Sadistic Bastard]

What - no comments?

[NecronLord]

Hummm

[Kuja]

Cool. i wasn't around for much of Arminus' time, so I guess I won't come into the story much...