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Drakafic:The Caribbean Beat

Posted: 2004-07-22 12:36am
by Lonestar
Don’t do FanFic much, so please don’t bite. Thanks to Shep for letting me add a little.

Part One

[Western Caribbean Sea, bearing south, June 23rd]

Cmdr. Bryant Fox, USNR, walked out on to the bridge wing of the Cruiser Pensacola . Staring out into the early evening he, he sipped the rancid coffee that was required on all American naval warships. Not even the commanding officer was immune to such abuse. The P-cola ’s two escorts, elderly 4-piper destroyers, stayed seaward of the other large ship in the little flotilla.

Fox took another sip, and grimaced. It was an ugly ship that was suppose to revolutionize warfare, and the damn thing didn’t even have a name. Landing Ship, Tank-# 4. Jesus, all that useless driftwood at the Navy Department and they couldn’t even think up of a name? It didn’t even have any tanks on board at the moment. Tanks…weren’t exactly useful for where they were going. He checked his watch. Darkened ship. A Boatswain’s mate wearing those ridiculous red goggles used for adjusting the eyes to night vision walked out to relieve the watch on the big-eyes. Fox sighed and re-entered the bridge.

“Sir, Radio just called, Major Martinka reports the beach is clear. The rebel camp is 3 miles inland, and he has the coordinates.” The OOD rattled off some numbers. A quick glance at the chart of the (formerly) Costa Rican coast revealed it was in a particularly mountainous part of the rainforest. No wonder the Army-types were having difficulty. He hoped they’d do better against the Draka than a bunch of Indians who mysteriously acquired an assortment of 20-year old Russian weapons. Fox snorted, he wasn’t much for words, then turned to the OOD, a boot ensign.

“ Mister Holmes, please inform the…the LST-4 we read a clear beach by the spotter. GUNS! Where’s Cecil?”

Lt. Cmdr Cecil, a.k.a. “GUNS” suddenly appeared. It was an annoying habit.

“Here, Sir.”

“ GUNS, I don’t want to bring a single God-damned 8” shell back to Vera Cruz, comprende? Once the LST starts it’s beaching run, open the fuck up.

“Yes Sir.” Cecil seemed a little put out. Fox supposed he couldn’t blame him, he’d been made CO on extremely short notice after he was recalled to active duty. The former CO was navigating a desk somewhere, after being unceremoniously fired for hitting a buoy while he had the conn. He’d been a popular fellow, while Fox mostly kept to himself in his stateroom.

The Boatswain’s Mate of the Watch began to speak into the 1MC.

“Gun Quarters, Gun quarters, all hands man your gun quarters stations…”


[ Tortuguero Swamp, Costa Rica]

Martinka slapped what had to be the 30th mosquito to bite him since he’d landed on this Godforsaken Hellhole 16 hours ago. The Rainforest made entirely too much noise. Birds, insects, and what he could swear were animal roars flooded his ears. Nothing like Edmonton.

“ Gunny!” He whispered as loud as he could. As if anyone would hear them if he shouted. Somewhere behind the foliage Gunnery Sergeant Danny Tuascon shout-whispered back “Sir?”

“See anything?”

“I can’t see shit!” Martinka cursed. Tuascon was from the southern part of the Philippines, and grew up in this environment. Some set of pathfinders they were. The rest of the Marines would be landing soon…

The whistling of the Pensacola’s main guns began. At least the coordinates are correct, they’d gotten so close to the rebel base they could touch the bootleg Russian rifles. Right next to the crates of Domination army-issue mortars. They'd done a rather half-assed job of covering their tracks. I guess the Draka stupidity streak stretched all the way into their special operations department. Or whoever was in charge for this sort of thing over there…


The flash of the P-Cola’s guns gave them a landmark to orientate from. The rumble of the LST-4’s engines (what a stupid fucking name) seemed to explode into existence. A bullet zinged past his ear. Someone was firing a machine gun at them! Jesus! He glanced over at where Tuascon was. The stocky Gunny had been through several “Banana Wars” before, but this was Martinka’s first time in action. He made a mental note to stay close.

[USS Pensacola]

“Mag one is spent Sir. Beat mounts 2 and 3. Chief Gamble will be pleased…”

Fox nodded and kept his eyes on the beach. “GUNS, switch to secondary armament. Cease fire all 8” guns. Stand by for the spotter…he should be calling in any second now with a new set of targets….”

Cecil remained quiet. It might be stupid for the captain to give them a lull…

The MOOW spoke up from the sound-powered telephone. “Sir, Radio has Major Martinka again. He has a list of mortar and crew-served sites he’d like us to hit…”

Cecil nearly jumped. How the Hell did he…

“GUNS! Take the coordinates and shoot them up!”


[Puerto Limon, June 26th ]

The Operation had been a partial success. A success, in that the rebel encampment and over 400 rebels were destroyed. Partial, in that most of the direct evidence of Draka involvement had been destroyed as well. Fox didn’t know what the General was bitching about, you didn’t use a cruiser’s main guns for surgical work. The General behind this operation was a pompous SOB, and during the first few pre-briefs Fox had learned to tune him out when he went on a tirade.

“He just goes on and on, doesn’t he?” The Marine Colonel from the LST-4 murmured. Fox gave the barest of nods. The General (who was wearing stupid .45s with the ivory handles on his hips, that wouldn't make him a sniper target in wartime) had moved on to griping about the “general incompetence” of the marine spotter team. Off standing by the bulkhead, Gunnery Sergeant Tuascon gave an almost imperceptible twitch. After about 15 minutes, the General finally started to wind down.

“Well, we have a brand new assignment. Washington wants to gather as much evidence as possible of Draka interference, in the event we have to justify a war with them. Now, apparently there has been a lot of unusual submarine activity in the Gulf and Caribbean lately, and I think it’s the Draka.”

Fox tried to suppress the instinct to interrupt. He did a poor job.

“Sir, Grand Columbia has the largest sub fleet in South America. And we know they’ve been doing more exercises lately. Hell, everyone has…”

“Commander, how about you let me finish talking?”

“Yessir.”

“ Now, I as I was saying, I’m thinking it’s the Draka, and the War Department agrees. They must be supplying the local idiots on the sly, with those big supply subs they have…”

“Milch Cows Sir?”

“Shut up Commander.”

“Yessir.”

Colonel Rudder, USMC was shaking from restrained laughter.

“And starting immediately we’re going to try to intercept them. The illustrious Marine Corps spotters are going to stake out some of the last remaining rebel encampments, especially the ones that are still close to the ocean. If it looks like they’re meeting anyone who might be speaking a bastardized version of Dutch, the Marines call in the neutrality patrol to meet them.”

The General paused expectantly. Maybe he wanted them to jump up and give him congrats for a bully idea. When no one spoke, he scowled and looked at Fox.

“Room! Atten-hut!”

Fox popped to like a midshipmen, wondering what now? . The General walked up to Fox and pulled out a little box. Opening it up, there was a set of silver eagle collar tabs.

“By the power invested in me by the Secretary of the Navy,” (The General’s mouth quirked, he was army) “You are hereby promoted to the pay grade of O-6 and the Rank of Captain. Etc, etc…Congratulations Captain Fox. Colonel Rudder told me he’d never seen such fine gunfire support in all his years. Figured you’d be the best person to the operational Commodore for this little endeavor. Course, we can’t have a O-5 be in charge of half the exercise…”

The General stopped rambling and patted fox on the soldier. “ The Pensacola is expected to take on ammo at Guantamano starting the 30th, and back on neutrality patrol shortly thereafter. Think she’ll be ready?”

Fox grinned. “Yes Sir!”

Posted: 2004-07-22 08:58am
by MKSheppard
Pretty god damned good :D

Ahh, the vagaries of life in the navy :D

Hmm is that general Patton :)

I guess now you want me to work up a Cruiser OOB you evil
man, you :lol:

Very good

Posted: 2004-07-22 09:12am
by Norseman
I rather liked this one, it felt neat, now of course you realise that I have to write something too!

Posted: 2004-07-22 09:25am
by Lonestar
MKSheppard wrote:
Hmm is that general Patton :)
There are indicators that lend strong predictions of likely evidence leading to a high probability towards the answer of your question being possibly correct.
I guess now you want me to work up a Cruiser OOB you evil
man, you :lol:
Wouldn't hurt, purty-please?

Posted: 2004-07-22 10:12am
by MKSheppard
Lonestar wrote:There are indicators that lend strong predictions of likely evidence leading to a high probability towards the answer of your question being possibly correct.
Goddamn CTers....*mutters dark curses*
Wouldn't hurt, purty-please?
Evil Baaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhstard! There goes my morning :D

Posted: 2004-07-22 10:42am
by CaptainChewbacca
So the US navy is going to try and interdict the Carribbean? Not even the French were stupid enough to try that.

And why does Columbia need subs?

Posted: 2004-07-22 11:03am
by MKSheppard
CaptainChewbacca wrote:So the US navy is going to try and interdict the Carribbean? Not even the French were stupid enough to try that.
Well, in this TL, pretty much the entire Caribbean is a US State in
some way or another, so the US Cruiser fleet is going to be huuuge.
And why does Columbia need subs?
Same reason any weak naval power needs them to deny the oceans to
a stronger naval power; cheeper than building a whacking expensive
battleline

Posted: 2004-07-22 12:07pm
by Lonestar
CaptainChewbacca wrote:So the US navy is going to try and interdict the Carribbean? Not even the French were stupid enough to try that.
Even in real life the Americans considered the Gulf and Caribbean their sphere of influence. Where do you think all the fleet exercises were held in the '20s and '30s?
And why does Columbia need subs?
Same reason why Peru needed South America's biggest sub fleet in real life.

Posted: 2004-07-22 05:30pm
by CaptainChewbacca
Fair enough, but IIRC Columbia and Brazil are allies of the US, right? The Columbians aren't stupid enough to back the Draka in exchange for the Lesser and/or Greater Antilles, are they?

Posted: 2004-07-22 05:42pm
by Lonestar
CaptainChewbacca wrote:Fair enough, but IIRC Columbia and Brazil are allies of the US, right? The Columbians aren't stupid enough to back the Draka in exchange for the Lesser and/or Greater Antilles, are they?
MKSheppard wrote:
Lonestar wrote:So Gran Columbia is potentially an enemy of the USA. Can you please explicitly state your Take on the Latin American countries Shep?
They've seen the US sweep down north america, annex mexico,
Panama, all the little central american countries, annex cuba, Haiti,
etc etc, and uhm, in Stirling's little world, they're all happy lovey
dovey with the US :wtf:

There's a healthy amount of friction between the US, Grand Colombia,
and the Empire of Brazil, they all think each other has designs on each
other's territory.

US thinks that GC and EoB will try something in the Caribbean with
the american states there.

GC trusts neither USA or EoB

EoB vice versa.

It's all one vortex of suspicion. Because the South Americans view the
Americans suspiciously, after all, didn't they enact the Monroe Doctrine
just so that they could gobble up Mexico and Central America along with
the carribean, from their POV.

Posted: 2004-07-22 05:56pm
by CaptainChewbacca
Yeah, but mistrust is a far cry from acts of war and sabotage.

Posted: 2004-07-22 06:02pm
by MKSheppard
CaptainChewbacca wrote:Yeah, but mistrust is a far cry from acts of war and sabotage.
Thing is, the Grand Colombians and the Brazillians aren't stupid enough
to piss the US off; they'd like to keep the status quo, albeit with enough
firepower on their side in submarines, etc to make invading them a costly
proposition to the US.

If you read the chapter, the P-Cola's guns were firing on a
rebel encampment in the former costa rica, which the US annexed
in the 19th century in Stirling's universe.

It's however, in the Draka's best interest, to keep the US constantly
fighting rebellions and what not in it's central american territories, so
they do it like they do everything; amateurishly.

Posted: 2004-07-22 06:44pm
by CaptainChewbacca
And Columbia/Brazil tacitly allow the Draka to sneak stuff through them and can "deny if caught"?

Posted: 2004-07-22 07:31pm
by MKSheppard
CaptainChewbacca wrote:And Columbia/Brazil tacitly allow the Draka to sneak stuff through them and can "deny if caught"?
I don't know, let's let Lonestar explain it all to us :D

Posted: 2004-07-22 10:17pm
by Lonestar
MKSheppard wrote:
Lonestar wrote:There are indicators that lend strong predictions of likely evidence leading to a high probability towards the answer of your question being possibly correct.
Goddamn CTers....*mutters dark curses*
How do you think the case for Iraq was made? :P
I don't know, let's let Lonestar explain it all to us
I'll try to finish part two tonight. I might even have a Draka with a ( :shock: ) acceptable personality in it!

Posted: 2004-07-22 11:40pm
by Lonestar
(acceptable, that is, if you're Jeffry Dahmer.)



Part Two: Of Rum and Rabid Dutchmen



[DMS Coelacanth , Caracas Naval Station, June 30th]

Cohortarch Vandevender sat in the cramped wardroom of the Domination supply submarine Coelacanth , taking part in his nightly Bible reading and drinking his chai. Unlike many Domination officers, Jan Vandevender was a straitlaced Presbytarien who had never touched alcohol in his life. The son of a minister, he was also notoriously soft on serfs and coolies. That was why, at 15 years of service, he was only a O4 instead of an O5 or O6. His performance evaluations were riddled with “Excellent, knowledgable officer, but…” all throughout his career. It was because of his softness for the lesser races of the world he’d been chosen to be the head of this mission. Most simply wouldn’t have been able to stand it.

Hell, most of the submarine’s crew were onboard, dispite overnight liberty. Grand Columbia, like the Empire of Brasil, was a throughly mixed society that gave no regard, none, for keeping impurities out of bloodlines. It was…disgusting. Even Vandevender agreed to that, although some of those yellow girls….

“Cohortarch?” Vandevender looked up, it was the duty mess steward.

“Yes?”

“Quarterdeck says there’s a Colonel, uhm, ‘Jimenez’ to see you. Do you want him to be brought to the wardroom?”

Vandevender sighed. Jimenez was a Negro, and had been assigned as their liaison. He still didn’t know if that was a not so subtle insult the Columbians were trying to give, or if they were just stupid. It could be either one. He drummed his fingers on the table for a while, and then nodded.

“ Have them show him in. But make sure you lock up the silver first.” Couldn’t be too careful.

By and by Jimenez walked into the wardroom. He was a short, rotund man who’d enjoyed abusing his petty powers entirely too much. Today he had the look of nervousness he always had when ‘a disaster had happened’.

“A disaster has happened! The Gringos are starting an interdiction patrol with the clear intent to catch you and use you as cause for invasion! They, they found evidence of your interference in Costa Rica, it is only a matter of time…”

Vandevender held up his hand.

“Colonel, calm down. They found nothing of the sort. If they had, they’d be crowing about it from the rooftops. All they have are suspicions, suspicions no doubt amplified by the recent battle with the Atheists so close to their shore.” (It was how Vandevender thought of the Russians) “ An Interdiction patrol? Pah! They only just passed that bill; they do not have the resources to enforce their patrols without stripping the east coast of destroyers and cruisers.”

“ Our intelligence reports otherwise.”

“Colonel, I suspect our Intelligence apparatus is slightly more, hmm, thorough than yours. And ours says differently.” (Actually, it didn’t, but the kaffir wouldn’t know).

“ What if you are somehow caught anyhow? Wars are started on blind luck and incidences.”

“ Then so what? What would the Americans do? Declare war? They would have trouble with you alone, but against both of us? Pah! All your military would have to do is delay until Domination reinforcements start to arrive in numbers.”

“And where would you get these spare bodies? Cohortarch, I am no fool. Unless you win quickly, and big, your nation will be ruined even in victory. And that’s assuming none of the other powers join Russia! No, Cohortarch, I will be recommending to my superiors that we end this relationship. As much as we would like to see the Americans taken down a notch…it is not worth national death.”

Vandevender sighed. “Colonel, this has been a prosperous relationship for the both of us. All we’ve asked is our subs be allowed to take on food, stores, and translators. Your people don’t even make the transfer to the...the…revolutionaries! We do. And what does Columbia get out of this? Advance warship and airplane designs, and reduced tariffs for your goods. In fact, were I to walk outside the sub pen we could see that shiny new Battleship you’re building. The Simon Bolivar class will be the most powerful in South America thanks to our technical advice. Colonel, I ask that you see reason.” Vandevender got up and walked over to his kettle of chai. This was so stressful…

“No Cohortarch, I’m afraid not. I’ll be typing up my recommendations upon my return to the base. Good evening.” Jimenez got up and made for the door.

“Colonel?”

“Si?”

Vandevender threw the kettle of bubbling tea at Jimenez’s face. The little fat man screamed and began clawing at his face. Within seconds he was on the deck, Vandevender’s Boot on his neck. He could hear stuff breaking that wasn’t supposed to.

“You are a testament to the stupidity of your race, colonel .” Vandevender noticed the Duty mess steward rushing in.

“Seaman, steak knife, now.”

The stunned young man nodded and ran back to the pantry, returning with an ordinary steak knife. Reaching down, he removed the contents of Jimenez’s pockets. Inside his wallet was a photo of his wife and two children. Vandevender gave a sad shake of his head. He always felt slightly bad for doing his duty. But only slightly. Very messily, he stabbed, cut, and bludgeoned Jimenez until there wasn’t a spark of life left in him. By this time, several other crewmen had ran into the wardroom. He look up, dimly aware his uniform was ruined.

“Do any of you men know where a nearby sporting house might be?”

One or two nodded. Vandevender pointed at one of his people. “Grab who you need, make sure the body gets there. Behind an alley or something. Be discreet and be clean about it…put his body in a tarp. And let this be a lesson, you can only rarely go wrong by ending a conversation one sentence early.”

“We will not be thwarted by spineless mongrels.”

Posted: 2004-07-23 12:03am
by MKSheppard
:shock:

Jesus; you think that the guy's okay, and then he goes all serial killer like. :shock:

This is a goddamned excellent story; the Grand Colombians are working
with the Draka to take the USA down a notch; but they're not stupid, they
can read the writing on the wall :twisted:

Keep writing Lonestar!

Posted: 2004-07-23 12:09am
by Howedar
Holy shit.

Posted: 2004-07-23 12:39am
by Lonestar
MKSheppard wrote::shock:

Jesus; you think that the guy's okay, and then he goes all serial killer like. :shock:

This is a goddamned excellent story; the Grand Colombians are working
with the Draka to take the USA down a notch; but they're not stupid, they
can read the writing on the wall :twisted:

Keep writing Lonestar!
I wanted to show the kind of people attracted to the Draka military. Not all of them are " loud" about it. Some just keep it bottled up...wnated to show an alternative (but, IMO just as accurate) to the personalities shown in the Draka military thus far. :)

Posted: 2004-07-23 04:10am
by Sea Skimmer
You know, even if Pensacola sustained 3rpm throughout her firing, which is possibul but unlikely, she'd take a full 50 minutes to empty her magazines. There's no way a USN commander is going to disarm his main battery while firing 1,500 8 inch rounds into the jungle unobserved. A couple salvos on the beach, a couple more directed onto the rebel camp via the cruisers floatplanes is more like it.

Posted: 2004-07-23 11:13am
by Lonestar
Sea Skimmer wrote:You know, even if Pensacola sustained 3rpm throughout her firing, which is possibul but unlikely, she'd take a full 50 minutes to empty her magazines. There's no way a USN commander is going to disarm his main battery while firing 1,500 8 inch rounds into the jungle unobserved. A couple salvos on the beach, a couple more directed onto the rebel camp via the cruisers floatplanes is more like it.
All this presupposes the P-cola had a full load.

I likie

Posted: 2004-07-23 12:00pm
by Trolic
very good adds a new angle to the whole war and i like that others are taking it up also makes me wish i could write

Posted: 2004-07-24 08:22pm
by Sea Skimmer
Lonestar wrote: All this presupposes the P-cola had a full load.
I see no reason why she wouldn't be full or near full this close to home ports, even if she's already fired several minor bombardments and conducted gunnery pratice. And no matter what she would have a large quantity of armor piercing ammunition onboard, which would be pointless to expend in a bombardment like this.

Posted: 2004-07-24 09:27pm
by Lonestar
Sea Skimmer wrote: I see no reason why she wouldn't be full or near full this close to home ports, even if she's already fired several minor bombardments and conducted gunnery pratice. And no matter what she would have a large quantity of armor piercing ammunition onboard, which would be pointless to expend in a bombardment like this.

Why would it? We (the Bunker Hill) had less than 100 of our VLS tubes filled when we left for OIF. And of late we've had less than 50% of our 5" mags filled, despite making a trip to Bravo Pier over on North Island everytime we go out to shoot up the pacific.

And, as has been pointed out in Shep's main thread, the USN is coming out of a lean period. The United states, while heading in the direction of a war standing, isn't there yet. It hasn't even geared up to gear up for a war yet. I wouldn't be surpised if ships are setting sail with half or even quarter loads.

Posted: 2004-07-24 09:58pm
by Sea Skimmer
Lonestar wrote:

Why would it? We (the Bunker Hill) had less than 100 of our VLS tubes filled when we left for OIF. And of late we've had less than 50% of our 5" mags filled, despite making a trip to Bravo Pier over on North Island everytime we go out to shoot up the pacific.

And, as has been pointed out in Shep's main thread, the USN is coming out of a lean period. The United states, while heading in the direction of a war standing, isn't there yet. It hasn't even geared up to gear up for a war yet. I wouldn't be surpised if ships are setting sail with half or even quarter loads.
You then will be surprised to know that the USN throughout its leanest years in the Depression always managed to keep its ships laden with ammunition and had extensive stocks on shore. It also had time and money the money to develop the superheavy line of shells, to make lesser upgrades of shells and to completely regun many vessels. Regunning a battleship is not a cheep task. Congress was stingy on new ship construction. But when it came to war stocks of ammunition, I've never seen anything to suggest that there where any shortfalls for the navy. Ships might go to sea without there emergency ammunition storage filled because it was for emergencies and would push the ships lower in the water then was desirable. But that's it. Running with a real light ammunition load would be very bad for stability if fuel stocks also ran down low anyway.