Aqua Teen Hunger Force/Buffy Script Opening
Posted: 2004-08-04 11:43pm
(at this point, all I have is the opening...does anybody know how to center?)
Prologue
EXTERIOR: Laboratory of Dr. Weird, South Jersey Shore, quickly cut to
INTERIOR: Laboratory of Dr. Weird
DR. WEIRD
Gentleman...BEHOLD! FLUFFY!
(The Garage door opens to reveal A GIANT TENTACLE MONSTER with three eyeless heads at the end of three long stalks, randomly protruding from its body)
STEVE
Fluffy?
DR. WEIRD
YES! He is a good little trans-dimensional monster, aren't you!
MONSTER
Cooo!
STEVE
But...Fluffy? H-he doesn’t have any hair!
MONSTER
WAAARGH!
DR.WEIRD
No hair on Fluffy eh? Well, how about no limbs on Steve
MONSTER
ROAR!
(He attacks Steve and with his various tentacles and mouths, rips off every single appendage as Dr. Weird laughs manically)