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Teal'C Takes Mjolnir (SG-1 Fic)
Posted: 2005-04-01 02:25am
by Hotfoot
Since I am uncertain that this is suitable even for the standards of SD.net, I am making this fic request only. Either post here, or send me a PM please. Be warned that it is very much NSFW.
Some of the more tame (yet still tasty) bits for review.
"It is a well known fact," Thor said, "Not just any man can weild my hammer. What makes you so certain that you are worthy?"
Teal'C smiled as he worked off the zipper to his olive jumpsuit, "I am no ordinary man," as his jumpsuit slid to the floor, he watched the small gray's reaction to the now nude Jaffa.
"Indeed. The Asgard would never have thought to engineer such a...device as yours. Further analysis will be needed," Teal'C could almost see the small alien smile as he slowly moved closer.
"Should perhaps Colonel O'Neill be present for this analysis?"
"Your specimen should prove to be more than sufficient for our purposes," Thor reached out to Teal'C gingerly, "more than sufficient indeed."
Posted: 2005-04-01 12:22pm
by NecronLord
This is an april fools joke. Right? You've not actually written a Teal'C/Thor slash have you?
Posted: 2005-04-01 12:56pm
by Hotfoot
Why? Would you like a copy?
Posted: 2005-04-01 01:37pm
by NecronLord
Yes. Send it.
Posted: 2005-04-01 01:38pm
by Hotfoot
Oh, by the way, to everyone who has requested and recieved the fic via PMs, please let me know what you would like the next chapter to focus on: Jack and Daniel, or Sam and a Goa'uld (not one in a body, the actual snake). Thanks!
Posted: 2005-04-01 01:48pm
by NecronLord
The snake. Jack/Daniel is not original enough.
Posted: 2005-04-01 05:09pm
by NecronLord
Having been abused by your inferior linebreak skills, I have shrunk your large text to size 1 as punishment.
Posted: 2005-04-01 08:29pm
by Darth Fanboy
Is it a funny fic or do people actually get off on this stuff?
Posted: 2005-04-01 08:30pm
by Xon
NecronLord wrote:Having been abused by your inferior linebreak skills, I have shrunk your large text to size 1 as punishment.
It is however an understandable reaction
Posted: 2005-04-02 09:54am
by Zor
Gagh! JUST WRONG!
Only one way to solve this!
Zor sticks a POPtv onto Hotfoot, and sticks him in New Jersey
Zor
Posted: 2005-04-02 10:20am
by NecronLord
I'm still waiting...
Posted: 2005-04-02 10:52am
by Shroom Man 777
Posted: 2005-04-04 03:37am
by Hotfoot
NecronLord wrote:I'm still waiting...
Well, it was an April Fool's joke, but if you really WANT more, well, I suppose I'll have to get working on it.
I'm sure Dalton can't wait to thank you for your encouragement.
