ST vs. SW vs 40K ish...
Posted: 2005-04-08 06:24pm
This is the first little bit of a Fanfic mixing all of the listed concepts. I fully accept that there might be some continuity problems due to my not having seen as much of any of these concepts as I would like to have done recently. I do hope however that there is some enjoyment to be found in this first little taster.
Disclaimer: Star Trek created by Gene Roddenberry and owned by Paramount Pictures. Stat Wars created by George Lucas and owned by Twentieth Century Fox and Lucasfilm.Warhammer & Warhammer 40K are concepts created and owned by Games Workshop. No copyright infringement is intended. I also confess that Eldrack Nightshade was originally created by a buddy of mine but we’ve swapped and shared so heavily over the years I’ve come to have a special place for him too.
Tzeenth was being cursed by 2 other major Chaos Gods.
“Plauges upon you!” Nurgle screamed characteristically, as Chaos God of Plagues.
“War be on you!” Khorne raged equally characteristically.
“What did I miss?” asked Slanesh, Lord of Pleasure entered the stone chamber that served as a physical representation of this meeting of the 4 major Chaos Gods within the warp.
“Tzeenth has employed an Eldar!” Khorne smashed his axe onto the round stone table they all sat around in an expression of his rage.
“Well why am I not surprised?” Slanesh purred lying back on the stony chair blinking to make it recline. “He always comes up with the absurd ideas.”
Tzeenth stood, smiled, his ever changing face transferring his 3 eyes to a mere two and his smile changing from a toothy canine smile to one far more human looking. “And they usually bring great benefit.”
“But the Eldar are our sworn enemy!” Nurgle gurgled. “How could you collaborate with one?”
“Its not quite collaboration. I had Ravager posses one I thought had potential.” Tzeenth spun around and from underneath a cloak came a Dark Eldar.
“And you brought the scum here?” Khorne swung his axe which Tzeenth parried aside with his staff. Nurgle was about to leap to his feet but Slanesh spoke up.
“If I may remind you gentlemen who it was in this group that brought the Space Marines legions to bear by taking half of them for ourselves. Myself and Tzeenth are responsible for the fact we have an army we could never have dreamt of.” He smiled and turned his head to Khorne. “I daresay our friend here has already thought up a plan.”
“To free you from the warp.” The Dark Eldar spoke up with Khorne’s axe not 12 inches above him held precariously by the staff of Tzeenth.
“How would you do that then my dear boy?” asked Slanesh exhaling cigar smoke from the cigar that grew from his fingers. “Surely you don’t mean one of those frontal assaults on Earth like my friend Khorne loves?”
“The Emporer must be killed for you to be free,” the Dark Eldar looked from one being of extraordinary power to the other. “But it is not stated that it must be the forces of Chaos that strike the lethal blow.”
“And you have a suggestion as to who can for us?” asked Slanesh. “We have tried to get the Orcs to have a go but they reached Armaggedon, the Tyranids seem to have not broken the Imperium of Men whilst the Necrons are nowhere to be found. Are you suggesting the broken Empire of Eldar would be willing or able to conquer Earth? If it could be managed then the Imperium of Man would collapse wonderfully, greater Demons could spill forth from the Warp, they could no longer travel by our means and we ourselves could go and mischief. But who is to conquer the Earth?”
“Men.” The Dark Elf chuckled. “Distant men.”
The hilarity of the moment hit them all.
“What do you need?” asked Tzeenth after a moment.
“The ability to travel to distant places and retain some abilities. I need a 3 way wormhole to be created permanently once I have the relevant things in place.” The Dark Elf stepped to one side to allow the axe to fall without striking him. “I’ve been reading a few old books.”
“What’s your name then?” whispered Nurgle, puss coming from the side of his face as he spoke.
“My name is both Eldrack Nightshade and Ravager. For now I am both. Soon I shall be known as the Deliverer of the new times. Not only by the men who see their so called Imperium collapse but by men who see their Federation collapse and by men who see their Empire collapse. And by Demons who see their Empire reborn.” The Dark Elf spoke and his eyes shone with the delight.
“You speak as if you know what is going to happen.” Khorne squared up to him and increased his size for effect.
Eldrack spoke to the Demon’s stomach.
“I do.”
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“Dax to Sisko.” Jadzia spoke quickly. “Something bizarre is happening to the wormhole.”
“What kind of bizarre?” asked Sisko already coming out of his ready room and pacing his way down the steps towards Jadzie Dax.
“Well there are some strange subspace readings and we’re losing contact with our probe on the other side of the wormhole.” Jadzia said.
“Could there be a fault?” asked Sisko.
“Not that I can see.” Chief of Operations Miles O’Brien answered. “I’m getting communications from all other long distance probes and sensors appear to be running at maximum percentage.”
Sisko suddenly found himself in the startling white light that he knew meant that the Prophets desired his company.
“This is… our Champion… we are being taken away…”
He was very quickly back on the bridge of Deep Space Nine.
“Shall I launch another probe?” asked Jadzia.
“Do so.” Sisko nodded disturbed. “What is the nearest starship to the station currently?”
“The Defiant.” Kira chuckled briefly.
“Thank you Major but I was asking which was the closest starship properly equipped to investigate this kind of thing.” Sisko berated her.
“The Enterprise is in the area currently looking over a medical emergency on Epsylon 5.” Jadzia pointed out.
“Hail them.” Sisko said. “Picard always wanted to see the wormhole.”
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“There are circumstances…” Said the face of Sisko on the Enterprise moniter. “I hope you will be able to come soon.”
“I believe our work here is done. I shall check with Starfleet command but I will be with you as soon as I can.” Captain Jean Luc Picard said straightening out his uniform. “Keep me posted. Picard out.”
Picard strolled off the bridge towards his ready room.
“Odd way of putting that,” Commander Riker smiled. “I shall check with Starfleet Command but I will be with you as soon as I can.”
“Must have been a slip of the tongue.” Picard raised his eyebrows.
“Freudian slip Sir?” Riker chuckled.
“You have the bridge Number 1!” Picard dismissed him.
“Mr. Nigtshade, plot a course to Deep Space 9. I daresay the Captain will wish to use it.”
“Aye Sir. I daresay he will.”
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“Excuse me Sir.” Said the nervous young man. “Something has appeared on sensors. It appears to be some kind of wormhole that is spawning.”
“Do I look like I have time to be dealing with that?” asked the irritated Admiral surveying the fighters. “The Death Star is soon to arrive and blow this moon to pieces!”
“Sorry Sir I just…”
“Go back to your post.”
Elsewhere Chewbacca, Eldrack and Han were packing the Milennium Falcon.
“This reward ought to patch us up with Jabba the Hutt.” Eldrack said.
“About time,” Han said. “In the years the three of us have wandered together I honestly don’t think I’ve ever had this much reward for a task.”
“Well what about beating Lando and getting this hunk of junk?” Eldrack pointed out.
“Good point.” Han said ignoring the jibe from his long time friend, he knew that Eldrack loved the Falcon really.
Eldrack spotted Luke and Leia and went inside the Falcon to avoid their gaze.
“So you’re going then…”
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On the Death Star Darth Vader suddenly felt something he had not felt in a long time. Fear and the feeling that there was something more sinister than him near. He did not understand it. Surely there was no evil greater than he?
Disclaimer: Star Trek created by Gene Roddenberry and owned by Paramount Pictures. Stat Wars created by George Lucas and owned by Twentieth Century Fox and Lucasfilm.Warhammer & Warhammer 40K are concepts created and owned by Games Workshop. No copyright infringement is intended. I also confess that Eldrack Nightshade was originally created by a buddy of mine but we’ve swapped and shared so heavily over the years I’ve come to have a special place for him too.
Tzeenth was being cursed by 2 other major Chaos Gods.
“Plauges upon you!” Nurgle screamed characteristically, as Chaos God of Plagues.
“War be on you!” Khorne raged equally characteristically.
“What did I miss?” asked Slanesh, Lord of Pleasure entered the stone chamber that served as a physical representation of this meeting of the 4 major Chaos Gods within the warp.
“Tzeenth has employed an Eldar!” Khorne smashed his axe onto the round stone table they all sat around in an expression of his rage.
“Well why am I not surprised?” Slanesh purred lying back on the stony chair blinking to make it recline. “He always comes up with the absurd ideas.”
Tzeenth stood, smiled, his ever changing face transferring his 3 eyes to a mere two and his smile changing from a toothy canine smile to one far more human looking. “And they usually bring great benefit.”
“But the Eldar are our sworn enemy!” Nurgle gurgled. “How could you collaborate with one?”
“Its not quite collaboration. I had Ravager posses one I thought had potential.” Tzeenth spun around and from underneath a cloak came a Dark Eldar.
“And you brought the scum here?” Khorne swung his axe which Tzeenth parried aside with his staff. Nurgle was about to leap to his feet but Slanesh spoke up.
“If I may remind you gentlemen who it was in this group that brought the Space Marines legions to bear by taking half of them for ourselves. Myself and Tzeenth are responsible for the fact we have an army we could never have dreamt of.” He smiled and turned his head to Khorne. “I daresay our friend here has already thought up a plan.”
“To free you from the warp.” The Dark Eldar spoke up with Khorne’s axe not 12 inches above him held precariously by the staff of Tzeenth.
“How would you do that then my dear boy?” asked Slanesh exhaling cigar smoke from the cigar that grew from his fingers. “Surely you don’t mean one of those frontal assaults on Earth like my friend Khorne loves?”
“The Emporer must be killed for you to be free,” the Dark Eldar looked from one being of extraordinary power to the other. “But it is not stated that it must be the forces of Chaos that strike the lethal blow.”
“And you have a suggestion as to who can for us?” asked Slanesh. “We have tried to get the Orcs to have a go but they reached Armaggedon, the Tyranids seem to have not broken the Imperium of Men whilst the Necrons are nowhere to be found. Are you suggesting the broken Empire of Eldar would be willing or able to conquer Earth? If it could be managed then the Imperium of Man would collapse wonderfully, greater Demons could spill forth from the Warp, they could no longer travel by our means and we ourselves could go and mischief. But who is to conquer the Earth?”
“Men.” The Dark Elf chuckled. “Distant men.”
The hilarity of the moment hit them all.
“What do you need?” asked Tzeenth after a moment.
“The ability to travel to distant places and retain some abilities. I need a 3 way wormhole to be created permanently once I have the relevant things in place.” The Dark Elf stepped to one side to allow the axe to fall without striking him. “I’ve been reading a few old books.”
“What’s your name then?” whispered Nurgle, puss coming from the side of his face as he spoke.
“My name is both Eldrack Nightshade and Ravager. For now I am both. Soon I shall be known as the Deliverer of the new times. Not only by the men who see their so called Imperium collapse but by men who see their Federation collapse and by men who see their Empire collapse. And by Demons who see their Empire reborn.” The Dark Elf spoke and his eyes shone with the delight.
“You speak as if you know what is going to happen.” Khorne squared up to him and increased his size for effect.
Eldrack spoke to the Demon’s stomach.
“I do.”
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“Dax to Sisko.” Jadzia spoke quickly. “Something bizarre is happening to the wormhole.”
“What kind of bizarre?” asked Sisko already coming out of his ready room and pacing his way down the steps towards Jadzie Dax.
“Well there are some strange subspace readings and we’re losing contact with our probe on the other side of the wormhole.” Jadzia said.
“Could there be a fault?” asked Sisko.
“Not that I can see.” Chief of Operations Miles O’Brien answered. “I’m getting communications from all other long distance probes and sensors appear to be running at maximum percentage.”
Sisko suddenly found himself in the startling white light that he knew meant that the Prophets desired his company.
“This is… our Champion… we are being taken away…”
He was very quickly back on the bridge of Deep Space Nine.
“Shall I launch another probe?” asked Jadzia.
“Do so.” Sisko nodded disturbed. “What is the nearest starship to the station currently?”
“The Defiant.” Kira chuckled briefly.
“Thank you Major but I was asking which was the closest starship properly equipped to investigate this kind of thing.” Sisko berated her.
“The Enterprise is in the area currently looking over a medical emergency on Epsylon 5.” Jadzia pointed out.
“Hail them.” Sisko said. “Picard always wanted to see the wormhole.”
-------------------------------------------------------------
“There are circumstances…” Said the face of Sisko on the Enterprise moniter. “I hope you will be able to come soon.”
“I believe our work here is done. I shall check with Starfleet command but I will be with you as soon as I can.” Captain Jean Luc Picard said straightening out his uniform. “Keep me posted. Picard out.”
Picard strolled off the bridge towards his ready room.
“Odd way of putting that,” Commander Riker smiled. “I shall check with Starfleet Command but I will be with you as soon as I can.”
“Must have been a slip of the tongue.” Picard raised his eyebrows.
“Freudian slip Sir?” Riker chuckled.
“You have the bridge Number 1!” Picard dismissed him.
“Mr. Nigtshade, plot a course to Deep Space 9. I daresay the Captain will wish to use it.”
“Aye Sir. I daresay he will.”
-------------------------------------------------------------
“Excuse me Sir.” Said the nervous young man. “Something has appeared on sensors. It appears to be some kind of wormhole that is spawning.”
“Do I look like I have time to be dealing with that?” asked the irritated Admiral surveying the fighters. “The Death Star is soon to arrive and blow this moon to pieces!”
“Sorry Sir I just…”
“Go back to your post.”
Elsewhere Chewbacca, Eldrack and Han were packing the Milennium Falcon.
“This reward ought to patch us up with Jabba the Hutt.” Eldrack said.
“About time,” Han said. “In the years the three of us have wandered together I honestly don’t think I’ve ever had this much reward for a task.”
“Well what about beating Lando and getting this hunk of junk?” Eldrack pointed out.
“Good point.” Han said ignoring the jibe from his long time friend, he knew that Eldrack loved the Falcon really.
Eldrack spotted Luke and Leia and went inside the Falcon to avoid their gaze.
“So you’re going then…”
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On the Death Star Darth Vader suddenly felt something he had not felt in a long time. Fear and the feeling that there was something more sinister than him near. He did not understand it. Surely there was no evil greater than he?