POPE FANBOY ELECTED
Posted: 2005-04-19 01:11pm
THE ELECTION OF POPE FANBOY THE FIRST
News Announcer: WE have smoke coming from the chapel! A new pope has been elected!
Inside the chapel
The cardinals are all gathered around several large hookas, inhaling deeply and partaking in an anceient vatican ritual. Getting stoned off of ones ass when electing a new Pontiff is as old of a tradition as covering for your buddies, and adhering to doctrine even when it made no sense.
ITalian Cardinal: (COughing hard after taking a massive rip) Oi! Thats a spicy meat a ball!
Canadian Cardinal: You should try taking smaller hits eh?IF you're going to be such a lightweight buddy.
German Cardinal: It iz ze time to chooze ze new Pope!
CBrazilian Cardinal: Before or after we order the pizza?
German: NOW! Cardinal Law! Get out of your van and vote!
Cardinal Law: HEy when the pizza boy gets here, tell him I Got a tip for him.....IN MY VESTMENTS!
Outside on the balcony, in front of the thousands gathered.
Chilean Cardinal: Habeus Popum excretum faalcium boogeyman! (We have a fuckin' pope!) The new pope is......(cannot read the writing, is too high) Ratzing...Rataa..What the fuck is this? FUck it, the new Pope is Internet Cardinal FANBOY!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
Pope Fanboy 1: "All is going according to my design!"
News Announcer: WE have smoke coming from the chapel! A new pope has been elected!
Inside the chapel
The cardinals are all gathered around several large hookas, inhaling deeply and partaking in an anceient vatican ritual. Getting stoned off of ones ass when electing a new Pontiff is as old of a tradition as covering for your buddies, and adhering to doctrine even when it made no sense.
ITalian Cardinal: (COughing hard after taking a massive rip) Oi! Thats a spicy meat a ball!
Canadian Cardinal: You should try taking smaller hits eh?IF you're going to be such a lightweight buddy.
German Cardinal: It iz ze time to chooze ze new Pope!
CBrazilian Cardinal: Before or after we order the pizza?
German: NOW! Cardinal Law! Get out of your van and vote!
Cardinal Law: HEy when the pizza boy gets here, tell him I Got a tip for him.....IN MY VESTMENTS!
Outside on the balcony, in front of the thousands gathered.
Chilean Cardinal: Habeus Popum excretum faalcium boogeyman! (We have a fuckin' pope!) The new pope is......(cannot read the writing, is too high) Ratzing...Rataa..What the fuck is this? FUck it, the new Pope is Internet Cardinal FANBOY!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
Pope Fanboy 1: "All is going according to my design!"
