Federation's End (chapter 3 added July 12)
Posted: 2005-07-07 01:53pm
Warning this is the result of to little sleep and now it won't go away until I finish it. I don't own the trek characters. The Cath are mine. This will be continued.
Captain Scooter was an unhappy man. He was captain of a crew of three on the worst assignment of his life. The USS Gordon was a fleet tender vessel, it out massed a galaxy class even though it was 1/4 the size. The Gordon massed so much because of all the specialized equipment it carried to maintain its cargo. 6000 metric tons of antimatter. It was also not big on crew quarters. Three cabins, a mess hall with a substandard replicator, a bathroom they all shared, and the bridge. No holodeck, no real amenities, it was pointless torture.
‘How did I get assigned to this scow.’ he thought to himself. ’Just because they couldn’t understand my theory, they were jealous. No mathematical proof, they said, no actual theory. Produce your theory they said, I told them matter in energy out, the stranglets would work. But they laughed at me. Small minded fanatics.’
Meanwhile Ensign Paul Jaques was contemplating the ship as well.
‘We have the best shields in the fleet and the thickest armor, and ooooh baby look at those phaser banks, only an idiot would attack us. Besides we’re starfleet we always win.’
Though Ensign Timothy Jones had far less to think on, as he was playing a 20th century video game on his console.
‘Take that pesky scum, ‘All your base are belong to us’ my ass.’
The three didn’t know it but their entire purpose on the freighter was superfluous. They were the bottom of the barrel, placed here to keep out of trouble. The autopilot handled everything, they were only there in the unlikely event someone attacked the ship. The computer couldn’t fight, not that it lacked ability but starfleet was less than pleased with the idea of a computer with control over the phasers after what happened with Daystrom’s pet project almost a 100 years ago.
Not there was much chance of them needing to. The run from the production facility to the refueling station in orbit of Jupiter was deep in federation space. Unfortunately the freighters used were limited to warp 3, so the trip took 2 weeks each way. No one was going to volunteer so they put the biggest screw-ups they could find on the run.
Jaques reverie on the ships defenses was interrupted by the computer. He stared hard trying to puzzle out what the sensor data meant. It had been a long time since he had to read sensor data.
“Sir, we’re dropping out of warp!!!”
“What? Why?”
“A super..er..subspace tear has opened in our path. Its moving towards us!!!!!!”
Tim spoke up. “Actually according to this we’re moving towards it, there’s a tractor lock on the hull. Finally we can kick some alien ass.”
Jaques looked at him then grinned.
“Yeah, we’re starfleet, we will 0wnz0rz tehm cauze we is the133t.”
Scooter looked at the giggling maniacs and groaned.
“I’m going to die and its going to be with these two. I don’t want to die I’m still a virgin damnit, well if you don’t count my mom, or the donkey, or the sheep.”
“Sheep rock, but horse cock is better.”
“Shut up Paul.”
The USS Gordon was pulled through the glowing tear in space. On the other side the trio were treated to the sight of a massive vessel. The ship was little more than a smooth black arrowhead shape. There were no obvious weapons, no portrusions of any kind.
“Paul fire at that ship until it lets go than raise shields.”
“Aye sir.”
The Gordon’s phasers stabbed red beams at the monsterous ship. The beams impacted shields causeing them to light up, but seemed to do little otherwise. After a few moments of simply taking the fire the surface of the rippled as several weapons came into view. They appeared to be rods with silver spheres on the end. With startling accuracy bolts of what appeared to be purple lightning fired out. The Gordon rocked under the assualt.
“We’re hit, what’s the damage.”
“All weapons destroyed, sheild generators offline, warp core offline.”
“What did they hit us with?”
“No idea sensors went down as soon as they fired.”
“Great, just great, I am going to die with you two.”
Tim looked at Scooter his eyes filled with rage.
“Suck my cock, sir! And that’s figure of speech, don’t go getting any ideas rump ranger.”
The ship rippled again and a space large enough to let the Gorden enter openned. The ship was pulled into the dark space. They heard the sound of metal hitting the hull and were dismayed as something began cutting into the bridge ceiling showering them with sparks. A circular hole big enough for two of them to fit through was finished and the disk they cut out dropped to the floor. Followed by a small cylinder.
“What’s that.”
Scooter’s eyes widened at the stupidity of Jaques question.
“Grenade”, he yelled before attempting a not so heroic dive behind his chair. After a few seconds Paul walked over and picked it up.
“I think it’s a dud.”
At that moment the cylinder exploded, it burned itself to ash in seconds taking most of the skin on Paul’s hand with it. Paul screamed for a few seconds before the gas released by the grenade knocked him out. Scooter was luckily for him still on the floor when he passed out. Tim, proving the power of stupidity held his breath as long as he could. As a result he was still awake, though mostly paralyzed when the first of the enemy soldiers dropped through the ceiling. From his position on the floor he could see only the legs of the troopers. He was struck immediatly by the digigrade legs. Unfortunately, one of his parts that still worked was his mouth.
“Hey guys their furries, we’re gonna get laid, cat girls woohoo.”
Thankfully his neither his crew mates, who were unconscious, or the troopers, who didn’t speak english, understood that remark. The soldiers however did hear the remark, and one marched over to him. His gaze traveled up and down the armored figure, it was definatly female if the breast shaped bulges were any indication. The helmet had a definite feline shape to it though he could see nothing beyond the visor.
Tim of course was his usual eloquent self, “Aww, man. Only an A-cup.”
The figure picked him up one handed by the front of his uniform.
“Cath aria? Cos’so nucka.”
“Do you do anal small tits?”
The figure cocked its head and looked at him. Tim belatedly noticed the figure was taller than him and was effortlessly holding him off the ground. It tossed him to two larger troopers who hauled him off.
Scooter woke to a pounding head and a cold floor. Though there was an up side he could hear Timothy screaming as though in the next room.
“No, NOOOO, no anal probe......AAAAAAHHHHHHHH.”
He openned his eyes to find he was staring out between the bars of some kind of cage. He was naked and cold, he could live with cold, but why was he naked? He saw the horrible sight of Paul Jaques naked and masturbating. He tore away from that train wreck and gazed over the room. The first being he saw made him think ‘werewolf’. It certainly looked like one, except for the big rifle and the body armor. He continued and found what Paul mas masturbating to. In the far corner several more ‘were’ beings of differant animals wearing what looked to be lab coats watching a large monitor. On it was Tim getting his ‘anal probe’ along with several other tests.
They were taking notes. He followed Pauls gaze to a female werecat type. She was wearing a black near skintight body suit, she was definatly feeling the cold, which was what Paul was wanking over.
After some time she left, and Tim was brought to the cage with them. He had faint lines where there had been injuries earlier. He lay there shivering not from cold but shock.
“The..They nev...never even asked any questions.”
Forthunatly seeing Tim in thet condition removed Paul’s erection. Scooter didn’t think he could have stood to share a cell with the pervert after that. An hour passed with him between the two. Then a group of wolf guards came in and pulled them from the cells. They were thrust into a room their uniforms were tossed in and they were left alone. They hurriedly dressed then helped the near catatonic Tim into his cloths. A pair of guards entered on carrying a tray with something only vaguely identifiable as ‘food’ on it. One of them growled something in that peculiar language of their’s and a device on his belt crackled out in vague english.
“Eat, for it is your last chance to do so.”
Scooter wolfed down the tasteless ration bars. Surprised by his sudden hunger. Timothy listlessly nibbled at one, while Paul joined him in scarfing them. The guards came back and ushered them out and along the halls. They were brought to a massive room, raised seats containing maybe a hundred of these creatures of varied species. At the far end was a throne, a single being in what appeared to be blood red ceremonial robes of some kind. The figure on the throne was a female lion type, her sand colored hair streaked with grey. Flanking the throne was the cat type he had seen earlier and a male fox type, they were both in some kind of dress uniform that had a similar but not identical design. The fox’s had a lot of wing symbols among the various medals. The cat’s had lightning bolts and rifle shapes, along with some shapes he didn’t recognize
They were brought to three chairs in the center of the room. Scooter could feel enormous hatred directed at them by the assembled crowd. The spectators reminded him greatly of the federation council, with high quality ornate clothing. After they were seated a figure in blue robes with a staff came out. At his gesture a device rose out of the floor. It looked like a larger version of the translator the guard had. The figure spoke at this point.
“You are from the United Federation of Planets group known as starfleet.”
Scooter drew himself up. “I am Captain Ro...”
“Yes or no.”
“Yes.”
Paul decided at this point to pipe up. “Why have you kidnaped us?”
“You have not been kidnaped, you have been arrested.”
This got Scooter’s attention. “For what.”
“You are aware of the events in the region you call the Hekaras Corridor.”
“Vaguely, something about some crackpot beliving warp drive damaged space and blowing herself up to prove it.”
“This is freely available information in your society?”
“Yes?”
“What did your federation do about the damage warp drives do to the fabric of space.”
“They restricted warp speed in areas likely to form subspace rifts barring emergencies.”
There was a definite roar of anger from the crowd at that. Though the translator didn’t catch anything that was said. The speaker turned towards the throne.
“We have confession your majesty.”
The royal figure turned a baleful stare on him.
“You, Captain, will be sent back into your space in a survival pod. You will instruct your government to surrender to us. If they do not we will destroy them. Tell them that we are coming.”
“But why what does that moronic warp damage theory have to do with anything.”
“Because it is fact not theory, and in their uninlightened negligence the damage you have caused to your space has also damaged mine, our universes are connected through subspace. In their unwillingness to find a solution that removed warp drive the Federation has murdered 12 million of my subjects. We are coming to put an end to destruction caused by warp travel, and we will exterminate any of you vermin who stand against us.”
A massive roaring chear shot up from the spectators.
“What about my crew?”
The speaker turned back to him.
“According to your computer you are the smartest of you three failures. You ‘crew’ will be publically executed, you only get to survive because your smart enough not to forget the message. Guards take him out of the way. But keep him here to witness the execution. General Illiana you may proceed.”
The cat by the throne rose and accepted an odd rifle from the guards. Illiana walked towards Tim and Paul, a clear plastic looking shield came down trapping the pair in with her. She grinned evilly as she pointed the weapon at Paul. It looked to Scooter like a 20th century shot gun. But when she pulled the trigger instead on a flash of fire and smoke there was a loud snap-crack noise and Pauls crotch practically exploded. He was on fire and screaming, a hole through his crotch area out the other side and through the chair was visible
“That’s for masturbating at me monkey.”
She turned and fired again this time destroying Tim’s head, unlike a phaser there was a mass of steam around his body and bits of his head around the room. She turned back to the still burning Paul and with a second shot splattered the cooked remains of his head around the sealed area. She absently flicked a peice of Paul off her shoulder and returned to her place near the throne. The shield now raised Scooter was hit by the nauseating smell of cooked human hair and flesh.
The guards dragged him still retching through a good potion of the ship. They shoved him into a small cramped survival pod and shut the door. He felt himself ejected into space.
As he looked at the meager supply of ration bars and the lack of a toilet he hoped his rescue would be soon.
Comments, questions, flames?
Captain Scooter was an unhappy man. He was captain of a crew of three on the worst assignment of his life. The USS Gordon was a fleet tender vessel, it out massed a galaxy class even though it was 1/4 the size. The Gordon massed so much because of all the specialized equipment it carried to maintain its cargo. 6000 metric tons of antimatter. It was also not big on crew quarters. Three cabins, a mess hall with a substandard replicator, a bathroom they all shared, and the bridge. No holodeck, no real amenities, it was pointless torture.
‘How did I get assigned to this scow.’ he thought to himself. ’Just because they couldn’t understand my theory, they were jealous. No mathematical proof, they said, no actual theory. Produce your theory they said, I told them matter in energy out, the stranglets would work. But they laughed at me. Small minded fanatics.’
Meanwhile Ensign Paul Jaques was contemplating the ship as well.
‘We have the best shields in the fleet and the thickest armor, and ooooh baby look at those phaser banks, only an idiot would attack us. Besides we’re starfleet we always win.’
Though Ensign Timothy Jones had far less to think on, as he was playing a 20th century video game on his console.
‘Take that pesky scum, ‘All your base are belong to us’ my ass.’
The three didn’t know it but their entire purpose on the freighter was superfluous. They were the bottom of the barrel, placed here to keep out of trouble. The autopilot handled everything, they were only there in the unlikely event someone attacked the ship. The computer couldn’t fight, not that it lacked ability but starfleet was less than pleased with the idea of a computer with control over the phasers after what happened with Daystrom’s pet project almost a 100 years ago.
Not there was much chance of them needing to. The run from the production facility to the refueling station in orbit of Jupiter was deep in federation space. Unfortunately the freighters used were limited to warp 3, so the trip took 2 weeks each way. No one was going to volunteer so they put the biggest screw-ups they could find on the run.
Jaques reverie on the ships defenses was interrupted by the computer. He stared hard trying to puzzle out what the sensor data meant. It had been a long time since he had to read sensor data.
“Sir, we’re dropping out of warp!!!”
“What? Why?”
“A super..er..subspace tear has opened in our path. Its moving towards us!!!!!!”
Tim spoke up. “Actually according to this we’re moving towards it, there’s a tractor lock on the hull. Finally we can kick some alien ass.”
Jaques looked at him then grinned.
“Yeah, we’re starfleet, we will 0wnz0rz tehm cauze we is the133t.”
Scooter looked at the giggling maniacs and groaned.
“I’m going to die and its going to be with these two. I don’t want to die I’m still a virgin damnit, well if you don’t count my mom, or the donkey, or the sheep.”
“Sheep rock, but horse cock is better.”
“Shut up Paul.”
The USS Gordon was pulled through the glowing tear in space. On the other side the trio were treated to the sight of a massive vessel. The ship was little more than a smooth black arrowhead shape. There were no obvious weapons, no portrusions of any kind.
“Paul fire at that ship until it lets go than raise shields.”
“Aye sir.”
The Gordon’s phasers stabbed red beams at the monsterous ship. The beams impacted shields causeing them to light up, but seemed to do little otherwise. After a few moments of simply taking the fire the surface of the rippled as several weapons came into view. They appeared to be rods with silver spheres on the end. With startling accuracy bolts of what appeared to be purple lightning fired out. The Gordon rocked under the assualt.
“We’re hit, what’s the damage.”
“All weapons destroyed, sheild generators offline, warp core offline.”
“What did they hit us with?”
“No idea sensors went down as soon as they fired.”
“Great, just great, I am going to die with you two.”
Tim looked at Scooter his eyes filled with rage.
“Suck my cock, sir! And that’s figure of speech, don’t go getting any ideas rump ranger.”
The ship rippled again and a space large enough to let the Gorden enter openned. The ship was pulled into the dark space. They heard the sound of metal hitting the hull and were dismayed as something began cutting into the bridge ceiling showering them with sparks. A circular hole big enough for two of them to fit through was finished and the disk they cut out dropped to the floor. Followed by a small cylinder.
“What’s that.”
Scooter’s eyes widened at the stupidity of Jaques question.
“Grenade”, he yelled before attempting a not so heroic dive behind his chair. After a few seconds Paul walked over and picked it up.
“I think it’s a dud.”
At that moment the cylinder exploded, it burned itself to ash in seconds taking most of the skin on Paul’s hand with it. Paul screamed for a few seconds before the gas released by the grenade knocked him out. Scooter was luckily for him still on the floor when he passed out. Tim, proving the power of stupidity held his breath as long as he could. As a result he was still awake, though mostly paralyzed when the first of the enemy soldiers dropped through the ceiling. From his position on the floor he could see only the legs of the troopers. He was struck immediatly by the digigrade legs. Unfortunately, one of his parts that still worked was his mouth.
“Hey guys their furries, we’re gonna get laid, cat girls woohoo.”
Thankfully his neither his crew mates, who were unconscious, or the troopers, who didn’t speak english, understood that remark. The soldiers however did hear the remark, and one marched over to him. His gaze traveled up and down the armored figure, it was definatly female if the breast shaped bulges were any indication. The helmet had a definite feline shape to it though he could see nothing beyond the visor.
Tim of course was his usual eloquent self, “Aww, man. Only an A-cup.”
The figure picked him up one handed by the front of his uniform.
“Cath aria? Cos’so nucka.”
“Do you do anal small tits?”
The figure cocked its head and looked at him. Tim belatedly noticed the figure was taller than him and was effortlessly holding him off the ground. It tossed him to two larger troopers who hauled him off.
Scooter woke to a pounding head and a cold floor. Though there was an up side he could hear Timothy screaming as though in the next room.
“No, NOOOO, no anal probe......AAAAAAHHHHHHHH.”
He openned his eyes to find he was staring out between the bars of some kind of cage. He was naked and cold, he could live with cold, but why was he naked? He saw the horrible sight of Paul Jaques naked and masturbating. He tore away from that train wreck and gazed over the room. The first being he saw made him think ‘werewolf’. It certainly looked like one, except for the big rifle and the body armor. He continued and found what Paul mas masturbating to. In the far corner several more ‘were’ beings of differant animals wearing what looked to be lab coats watching a large monitor. On it was Tim getting his ‘anal probe’ along with several other tests.
They were taking notes. He followed Pauls gaze to a female werecat type. She was wearing a black near skintight body suit, she was definatly feeling the cold, which was what Paul was wanking over.
After some time she left, and Tim was brought to the cage with them. He had faint lines where there had been injuries earlier. He lay there shivering not from cold but shock.
“The..They nev...never even asked any questions.”
Forthunatly seeing Tim in thet condition removed Paul’s erection. Scooter didn’t think he could have stood to share a cell with the pervert after that. An hour passed with him between the two. Then a group of wolf guards came in and pulled them from the cells. They were thrust into a room their uniforms were tossed in and they were left alone. They hurriedly dressed then helped the near catatonic Tim into his cloths. A pair of guards entered on carrying a tray with something only vaguely identifiable as ‘food’ on it. One of them growled something in that peculiar language of their’s and a device on his belt crackled out in vague english.
“Eat, for it is your last chance to do so.”
Scooter wolfed down the tasteless ration bars. Surprised by his sudden hunger. Timothy listlessly nibbled at one, while Paul joined him in scarfing them. The guards came back and ushered them out and along the halls. They were brought to a massive room, raised seats containing maybe a hundred of these creatures of varied species. At the far end was a throne, a single being in what appeared to be blood red ceremonial robes of some kind. The figure on the throne was a female lion type, her sand colored hair streaked with grey. Flanking the throne was the cat type he had seen earlier and a male fox type, they were both in some kind of dress uniform that had a similar but not identical design. The fox’s had a lot of wing symbols among the various medals. The cat’s had lightning bolts and rifle shapes, along with some shapes he didn’t recognize
They were brought to three chairs in the center of the room. Scooter could feel enormous hatred directed at them by the assembled crowd. The spectators reminded him greatly of the federation council, with high quality ornate clothing. After they were seated a figure in blue robes with a staff came out. At his gesture a device rose out of the floor. It looked like a larger version of the translator the guard had. The figure spoke at this point.
“You are from the United Federation of Planets group known as starfleet.”
Scooter drew himself up. “I am Captain Ro...”
“Yes or no.”
“Yes.”
Paul decided at this point to pipe up. “Why have you kidnaped us?”
“You have not been kidnaped, you have been arrested.”
This got Scooter’s attention. “For what.”
“You are aware of the events in the region you call the Hekaras Corridor.”
“Vaguely, something about some crackpot beliving warp drive damaged space and blowing herself up to prove it.”
“This is freely available information in your society?”
“Yes?”
“What did your federation do about the damage warp drives do to the fabric of space.”
“They restricted warp speed in areas likely to form subspace rifts barring emergencies.”
There was a definite roar of anger from the crowd at that. Though the translator didn’t catch anything that was said. The speaker turned towards the throne.
“We have confession your majesty.”
The royal figure turned a baleful stare on him.
“You, Captain, will be sent back into your space in a survival pod. You will instruct your government to surrender to us. If they do not we will destroy them. Tell them that we are coming.”
“But why what does that moronic warp damage theory have to do with anything.”
“Because it is fact not theory, and in their uninlightened negligence the damage you have caused to your space has also damaged mine, our universes are connected through subspace. In their unwillingness to find a solution that removed warp drive the Federation has murdered 12 million of my subjects. We are coming to put an end to destruction caused by warp travel, and we will exterminate any of you vermin who stand against us.”
A massive roaring chear shot up from the spectators.
“What about my crew?”
The speaker turned back to him.
“According to your computer you are the smartest of you three failures. You ‘crew’ will be publically executed, you only get to survive because your smart enough not to forget the message. Guards take him out of the way. But keep him here to witness the execution. General Illiana you may proceed.”
The cat by the throne rose and accepted an odd rifle from the guards. Illiana walked towards Tim and Paul, a clear plastic looking shield came down trapping the pair in with her. She grinned evilly as she pointed the weapon at Paul. It looked to Scooter like a 20th century shot gun. But when she pulled the trigger instead on a flash of fire and smoke there was a loud snap-crack noise and Pauls crotch practically exploded. He was on fire and screaming, a hole through his crotch area out the other side and through the chair was visible
“That’s for masturbating at me monkey.”
She turned and fired again this time destroying Tim’s head, unlike a phaser there was a mass of steam around his body and bits of his head around the room. She turned back to the still burning Paul and with a second shot splattered the cooked remains of his head around the sealed area. She absently flicked a peice of Paul off her shoulder and returned to her place near the throne. The shield now raised Scooter was hit by the nauseating smell of cooked human hair and flesh.
The guards dragged him still retching through a good potion of the ship. They shoved him into a small cramped survival pod and shut the door. He felt himself ejected into space.
As he looked at the meager supply of ration bars and the lack of a toilet he hoped his rescue would be soon.
Comments, questions, flames?