[TGOD] DARKSTAR: AFTERMATH
Posted: 2005-10-12 03:36am
By Popular Demand...
{TGOD} DARKSTAR: AFTERMATH
Finally, after a long respite, he was ready.
Slowly, he rose from his fold-up chair, the orthopedic donut seat emitting an almost imperceptible sigh. Darkstar limped over to the rusted nail from where his threadbare windbreaker hung. The limp still annoyed him, and his mind wandered to the life-threatening incident that caused it...
Three men accosted him in his small apartment. He knew their names; Dalton, Poe, and Wong. As he lay on his floor trembling in fear, Wong had just finished explaining the Death Star's main weapon to him yet again. After the ninth time, he finally relented in the face of Darkstar impenetrable Wall of Ignorance, turned to his two black-clad companions, and said simply, "Release the Dogs of War." Poe left the apartment, while Dalton finished coloring in hair on pictures of Darkstar in cardboard frames strewn around the room. Soon, Poe returned with a metal box, as Wong and Dalton departed. Poe gave Darkstar an evil stare as he tapped the top of the metal box, then left.
Relieved, Darkstar carefully rose to his feet, then froze as scratching sounds emanated from the metal box. Darkstar's eyes widened in fear, as the turned and ran as best he could to the safety of the fire escape just outside his living room window.
He never made it.
The lid of the metal box exploded upward with such ferocity it sank deeply into the cracked plaster ceiling above it. Like a wave of liquid fur, massive orange baboons wearing TOS-era Star Trek uniform tops boiled out of the metal box, immediately falling upon the screaming form of Darkstar. The awful assault lasted for three days, as the baboons took turns sodomizing Darkstar repeatedly, while burping the theme from Star Trek TOS....
Darkstar shook his head in disgust at the memory. He still couldn't walk straight as a result of the assault. He put on his windbreaker, and left his apartment. There were phones that needed answering, and he was determined to get his ruined rectum to work on time.
{TGOD} DARKSTAR: AFTERMATH
Finally, after a long respite, he was ready.
Slowly, he rose from his fold-up chair, the orthopedic donut seat emitting an almost imperceptible sigh. Darkstar limped over to the rusted nail from where his threadbare windbreaker hung. The limp still annoyed him, and his mind wandered to the life-threatening incident that caused it...
Three men accosted him in his small apartment. He knew their names; Dalton, Poe, and Wong. As he lay on his floor trembling in fear, Wong had just finished explaining the Death Star's main weapon to him yet again. After the ninth time, he finally relented in the face of Darkstar impenetrable Wall of Ignorance, turned to his two black-clad companions, and said simply, "Release the Dogs of War." Poe left the apartment, while Dalton finished coloring in hair on pictures of Darkstar in cardboard frames strewn around the room. Soon, Poe returned with a metal box, as Wong and Dalton departed. Poe gave Darkstar an evil stare as he tapped the top of the metal box, then left.
Relieved, Darkstar carefully rose to his feet, then froze as scratching sounds emanated from the metal box. Darkstar's eyes widened in fear, as the turned and ran as best he could to the safety of the fire escape just outside his living room window.
He never made it.
The lid of the metal box exploded upward with such ferocity it sank deeply into the cracked plaster ceiling above it. Like a wave of liquid fur, massive orange baboons wearing TOS-era Star Trek uniform tops boiled out of the metal box, immediately falling upon the screaming form of Darkstar. The awful assault lasted for three days, as the baboons took turns sodomizing Darkstar repeatedly, while burping the theme from Star Trek TOS....
Darkstar shook his head in disgust at the memory. He still couldn't walk straight as a result of the assault. He put on his windbreaker, and left his apartment. There were phones that needed answering, and he was determined to get his ruined rectum to work on time.
. Well, when I was a kid that is.
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