A shameless parody
Posted: 2003-01-03 10:45am
Well heres a shameless parody which is not meant tobe in any way to be accurate . this is just for fun and micktaking of my favorite Scifi and fantasy settings this is just the first half chapter .
There was a thump and a huge shudder as something hit the inner hull of the star destroyer. The captain, who was at the time talking to his helmsman, fell over. When the huge ship shuddered one last time, he spoke “ what the hell just happened “ he said furiously at the Helmsman who looked very sheepish at being glared at “err Unknown sir the impact was located at the secondary docking bay “
The captain was of course very dumb and excessively vain got up looked around and dusted himself off. Well find out why don’t you?” “You two get down there now”
The two bewildered storm troopers who were stationed at the door to the bridge got up and marched briskly away to the disturbance. He gestured to the rest of the staff and told them softly with vigorous eye twitches and hand gestures “well don’t jus stay there gawping get to work “ “go on hop to it “.
Down in the secondary docking bay amongst the smouldering ruins of a lambda class shuttle and in a deep impact crater was a man (if you could call it that). He got up and looked around at his surroundings “oh not again” he said he looked down at the red dress he was wearing and then started screaming He started running around looking for water or anything that could put out his singed hem of his robe. He saw for the first time that he was in a large room. Rincewind, which is the name of this being, hated any kind of room especially ones without visible entries and exits. He again looked around this room was full of strange devices “oh god I’m in the guild of alchemists aren’t I “ yee gads I hope I can get out of here “. Two people came although you probably couldn’t tell they were people because they covered in white and there was no skin visible, so he did not make any judgements, yet. The opening behind them was looking very friendly and he imagined the word FREEDOM painted on them in big letters. This was because the men who had entered were now pointing very short stubby sticks at him and being a professional cowered he did not like any kind of pointy thing that was aimed at him.
The two storm troopers who were now looking at the man who seemed to totally of his rocker while pointing a hand at them shouting very strange words’ they looked at him for a while and then they came to the same conclusion. This thought came to them at the same time that he realised it their thought was to shoot while his thought was a word that can describe the feeling of troubles now in the air,. This word was new for the storm troopers and they liked the sound of it “SHIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! The storm troopers were very fond of this saying and said it a lot this then became a cult word to all the storm troopers on the star destroyer. The man who had started this word started gibbering in some alien language and the troopers who had the best of times had an IQ of a Space slug were very slow on the uptake of new things so they did what came to them most naturally,they shot him.
There was a thump and a huge shudder as something hit the inner hull of the star destroyer. The captain, who was at the time talking to his helmsman, fell over. When the huge ship shuddered one last time, he spoke “ what the hell just happened “ he said furiously at the Helmsman who looked very sheepish at being glared at “err Unknown sir the impact was located at the secondary docking bay “
The captain was of course very dumb and excessively vain got up looked around and dusted himself off. Well find out why don’t you?” “You two get down there now”
The two bewildered storm troopers who were stationed at the door to the bridge got up and marched briskly away to the disturbance. He gestured to the rest of the staff and told them softly with vigorous eye twitches and hand gestures “well don’t jus stay there gawping get to work “ “go on hop to it “.
Down in the secondary docking bay amongst the smouldering ruins of a lambda class shuttle and in a deep impact crater was a man (if you could call it that). He got up and looked around at his surroundings “oh not again” he said he looked down at the red dress he was wearing and then started screaming He started running around looking for water or anything that could put out his singed hem of his robe. He saw for the first time that he was in a large room. Rincewind, which is the name of this being, hated any kind of room especially ones without visible entries and exits. He again looked around this room was full of strange devices “oh god I’m in the guild of alchemists aren’t I “ yee gads I hope I can get out of here “. Two people came although you probably couldn’t tell they were people because they covered in white and there was no skin visible, so he did not make any judgements, yet. The opening behind them was looking very friendly and he imagined the word FREEDOM painted on them in big letters. This was because the men who had entered were now pointing very short stubby sticks at him and being a professional cowered he did not like any kind of pointy thing that was aimed at him.
The two storm troopers who were now looking at the man who seemed to totally of his rocker while pointing a hand at them shouting very strange words’ they looked at him for a while and then they came to the same conclusion. This thought came to them at the same time that he realised it their thought was to shoot while his thought was a word that can describe the feeling of troubles now in the air,. This word was new for the storm troopers and they liked the sound of it “SHIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!! The storm troopers were very fond of this saying and said it a lot this then became a cult word to all the storm troopers on the star destroyer. The man who had started this word started gibbering in some alien language and the troopers who had the best of times had an IQ of a Space slug were very slow on the uptake of new things so they did what came to them most naturally,they shot him.
ou get for being Cr@p
