The Tesla Coil and the Mulberry Tree (WTF Update)
Posted: 2006-09-12 07:20pm
San Francisco, California, 1972
Commander Igor Legotine stood on the observation deck, just outside the bridge of his Dreadnought class guided missile cruiser and watched. Through his binoculars he observed the valiant but futile American air strikes on Alcatraz Island. The Harrier 2 attack planes were fast and maneuverable, but the traitor Yuri had fortified the island with several of his new Gatling cannons. When fully spooled up, these weapons fired at impossible RPMs, and the American fighters were easily sawed in half amid an almost solid stream of metal. Flight after flight of the VTOL-capable aircraft had attacked the island, but none were successful in finishing what they began. The nuclear reactor on Alcatraz had been badly damaged, but their true target, Yuri’s Psychic Dominator, remained unharmed. The Soviet flotilla’s presence in San Francisco Bay was unauthorized, but even if the US air jockeys had seen fit to interfere they would fail at that too. Legotine’s ship, H-26 and her sister ship, H-27 were under heavy escort. On all sides of the two Dreadnoughts sailed Sea Scorpion class picket ships. Their heavy flak cannons were more than capable of air defense, if not as much as Yuri’s new toys. Deadlier still were what lurked beneath the waves: Typhoon attack subs and sinister creations from when Yuri was still loyal to the Union.
Not that the veteran ship captain’s presence went unnoticed; quite the opposite, in fact. The squids had disabled the American hydrophones, but more conventional methods of reconnaissance had picked them up before San Francisco’s skyline was even visible on the horizon. The fact was the Americans were far too preoccupied with taking down Yuri’s Dominator. Nevertheless, the bridge had been abuzz with constant hails from the nearby American fleet. To them, the war was over, and the arrival of the Soviet Navy signaled that Russia wanted to help put down what they saw as a domestic rebellion. Commander Legotine had not responded to a single hail, and had left the noise of the bridge behind to wait for an infinitely more important message. As what remained of the Golden Gate Bridge passed overhead, Igor sighed to himself. Yes, the war was indeed over. But just as soon as the general gave the order, it would begin again.
“Comrade-Commander Legotine, please report to the bridge.”
This is it, he thought. Once these missiles fly our enemies turned allies will turn enemies once again. He quickly opened the hatch and entered the bridge. But if the general pulls this off, it won’t even matter. The Americans won’t know the difference. Legotine assumed his post and took the radio from his XO. “Ship reporting.”
It was the pleasant, sultry voice of the general’s woman, his personal communications officer. “General’s orders, you are to open fire on the Allied flotilla and secure a beachhead. Have the Dreadnoughts eliminate the naval cannons at a safe range, and then send the Typhoons and our pets to demolish their carriers. The Sea Scorpions are to run interference, of course.”
“Of course,” he confirmed. The lieutenant cut the transmission without another word. Does she really think I don’t know this already? Why does the general see fit to micro-manage such textbook naval operations? Whatever, it doesn’t matter. He turned to face his crew. “Open fire on the nearest of the Allied Grand Cannons. Inform the H-27 that their target is the other one.”
“Aye, sir!”
With that, the Soviet Union reentered World War III. The Dreadnoughts’ heavy missiles, two apiece laboriously rose into a firing position and launched, streaking toward their targets on the far shore. An Allied Aegis cruiser intercepted one, while another was shot down by a land-locked Patriot battery, but one from each salvo still hit their mark. Both of the colossal Grand Cannons were blown apart in titanic explosions. With incredible speed, the Sea Scorpions rushed the US fleet in what appeared to be a suicidal frenzy, but they were not alone. Below the waves, the wolf pack had acquired a torpedo lock on the deadliest of the American ships. The destroyers, with their sub-hunting aircraft, were the only real threat to a submerged Typhoon. However, the Ospreys couldn’t take off for fear of being torn apart amid the roiling clouds of flak the Sea Scorpions were belching out. The same was true for the tiny Hornet fighters that would normally be launched from the carriers. As the first salvo of torpedoes hit their mark, half of the destroyers buckled and sank. The remainder met an even more cruel fate. As they steamed out to engage the Sea Scorpions, plumes of foam erupted all around them. The ships were torn apart and pulled to the bottom by the Soviet Navy’s cybernetically enhanced giant squid. All the guns, armor and cutting edge aircraft in the US Navy’s arsenal were no match for the raw power of those thick, black tentacles. While the squids finished off the last of the destroyers and the helpless, solitary Aegis cruiser, the Typhoons tore into the carriers.
In a few short minutes the battle was over. The Grand Cannons had been leveled; all of the American ships were either sinking or sunk, and the general had his beachhead. It was all up to him now. His mission complete, Legotine brought the Dreadnought about and set out to leave San Francisco Bay. He radioed the lieutenant to inform her of his accomplishment. It was merely a formality, as she saw everything that transpired on the battlefield. The flotilla would steam in the general direction of Vladivostok, but Commander Legotine doubted he would make it that far. If the operation proved successful, this would never have happened, and he would remember none of it.
Commander Igor Legotine stood on the observation deck, just outside the bridge of his Dreadnought class guided missile cruiser and watched. Through his binoculars he observed the valiant but futile American air strikes on Alcatraz Island. The Harrier 2 attack planes were fast and maneuverable, but the traitor Yuri had fortified the island with several of his new Gatling cannons. When fully spooled up, these weapons fired at impossible RPMs, and the American fighters were easily sawed in half amid an almost solid stream of metal. Flight after flight of the VTOL-capable aircraft had attacked the island, but none were successful in finishing what they began. The nuclear reactor on Alcatraz had been badly damaged, but their true target, Yuri’s Psychic Dominator, remained unharmed. The Soviet flotilla’s presence in San Francisco Bay was unauthorized, but even if the US air jockeys had seen fit to interfere they would fail at that too. Legotine’s ship, H-26 and her sister ship, H-27 were under heavy escort. On all sides of the two Dreadnoughts sailed Sea Scorpion class picket ships. Their heavy flak cannons were more than capable of air defense, if not as much as Yuri’s new toys. Deadlier still were what lurked beneath the waves: Typhoon attack subs and sinister creations from when Yuri was still loyal to the Union.
Not that the veteran ship captain’s presence went unnoticed; quite the opposite, in fact. The squids had disabled the American hydrophones, but more conventional methods of reconnaissance had picked them up before San Francisco’s skyline was even visible on the horizon. The fact was the Americans were far too preoccupied with taking down Yuri’s Dominator. Nevertheless, the bridge had been abuzz with constant hails from the nearby American fleet. To them, the war was over, and the arrival of the Soviet Navy signaled that Russia wanted to help put down what they saw as a domestic rebellion. Commander Legotine had not responded to a single hail, and had left the noise of the bridge behind to wait for an infinitely more important message. As what remained of the Golden Gate Bridge passed overhead, Igor sighed to himself. Yes, the war was indeed over. But just as soon as the general gave the order, it would begin again.
“Comrade-Commander Legotine, please report to the bridge.”
This is it, he thought. Once these missiles fly our enemies turned allies will turn enemies once again. He quickly opened the hatch and entered the bridge. But if the general pulls this off, it won’t even matter. The Americans won’t know the difference. Legotine assumed his post and took the radio from his XO. “Ship reporting.”
It was the pleasant, sultry voice of the general’s woman, his personal communications officer. “General’s orders, you are to open fire on the Allied flotilla and secure a beachhead. Have the Dreadnoughts eliminate the naval cannons at a safe range, and then send the Typhoons and our pets to demolish their carriers. The Sea Scorpions are to run interference, of course.”
“Of course,” he confirmed. The lieutenant cut the transmission without another word. Does she really think I don’t know this already? Why does the general see fit to micro-manage such textbook naval operations? Whatever, it doesn’t matter. He turned to face his crew. “Open fire on the nearest of the Allied Grand Cannons. Inform the H-27 that their target is the other one.”
“Aye, sir!”
With that, the Soviet Union reentered World War III. The Dreadnoughts’ heavy missiles, two apiece laboriously rose into a firing position and launched, streaking toward their targets on the far shore. An Allied Aegis cruiser intercepted one, while another was shot down by a land-locked Patriot battery, but one from each salvo still hit their mark. Both of the colossal Grand Cannons were blown apart in titanic explosions. With incredible speed, the Sea Scorpions rushed the US fleet in what appeared to be a suicidal frenzy, but they were not alone. Below the waves, the wolf pack had acquired a torpedo lock on the deadliest of the American ships. The destroyers, with their sub-hunting aircraft, were the only real threat to a submerged Typhoon. However, the Ospreys couldn’t take off for fear of being torn apart amid the roiling clouds of flak the Sea Scorpions were belching out. The same was true for the tiny Hornet fighters that would normally be launched from the carriers. As the first salvo of torpedoes hit their mark, half of the destroyers buckled and sank. The remainder met an even more cruel fate. As they steamed out to engage the Sea Scorpions, plumes of foam erupted all around them. The ships were torn apart and pulled to the bottom by the Soviet Navy’s cybernetically enhanced giant squid. All the guns, armor and cutting edge aircraft in the US Navy’s arsenal were no match for the raw power of those thick, black tentacles. While the squids finished off the last of the destroyers and the helpless, solitary Aegis cruiser, the Typhoons tore into the carriers.
In a few short minutes the battle was over. The Grand Cannons had been leveled; all of the American ships were either sinking or sunk, and the general had his beachhead. It was all up to him now. His mission complete, Legotine brought the Dreadnought about and set out to leave San Francisco Bay. He radioed the lieutenant to inform her of his accomplishment. It was merely a formality, as she saw everything that transpired on the battlefield. The flotilla would steam in the general direction of Vladivostok, but Commander Legotine doubted he would make it that far. If the operation proved successful, this would never have happened, and he would remember none of it.