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Good to see you Sheppard, Dalton.
LT.Hit-Man

I know this is begging a long protracted and painful death...

But...

Noooooooooooob!!!!

poke poke pokity poke poke poke poke poke!

You poor sod Ando, thats the LT.

You must really wanna die.

Ted wrote:You poor sod Ando, thats the LT.

You must really wanna die.

I know who he is. But to paraphrase the Blues Bros.

You see, the LT and I, we got an understanding...

Hello, LT.

Yes, I know who you are.

Yes, I've read some of your work.

Yes, I will still poke you.


*POKE*

Welcome to Stardestroyer.

I'm not poking. Hit-man's been around SB.com longer than I have, and I've never been to ASVS.

[wanders off grumbling about how there's nobody to poke.]

You could always try to poke him anyway

Hello Lt you rep precedes you

Andano why would you wish to die so soon into the new year for?

* Rips off one of Andano's legs and beats him for an hour *

Hello Ted I hope all is well with you.

IG-88E I do not know you but I am glad you enjoyed some of my fics
So I'll let you go with this warning.

" Don't poke me I'm not one of those touchy feely type of guys. "



Good evening Mr.Bean I trust all is well with you?

A good idea Singuler Quartet it is nice to meet you as well

LT.Hit-Man

LT.Hit-Man wrote: IG-88E I do not know you but I am glad you enjoyed some of my fics
So I'll let you go with this warning.

" Don't poke me I'm not one of those touchy feely type of guys. "

Call me Iggy. Everyone else does.

No problem, the 'touchy-feely' part is over.

And I look forward to seeing some of your work here.

Welcome aboard Lt. You're known far and wide and thank you for gracing my domain with your presence.

So Iggy what works of mine have you read, what fan fics have you done?

Thank you for the welcome Stravo I am starting to like this place

LT.Hit-Man

LT.Hit-Man wrote:So Iggy what works of mine have you read, what fan fics have you done?

I've read:

Life of LT Hit-Man
LT. Hit-Man Joins The Federation
A Late Chistmas Run (my personal fave)
Heavy Metal

My fanfics (they're spread out across the pages here)

Test Pilot
The Darkness and the Light
The Bible Beater (a RL fic)
Cold Blue Eyes
Living Music (Cowboy Bebop)
Walker (Gundam Wing)
Perversions of the Force (cowritten with Kelly Antilles)
Dark Rain (just started)

IG-88E wrote:

LT.Hit-Man wrote:So Iggy what works of mine have you read, what fan fics have you done?

I've read:

Life of LT Hit-Man
LT. Hit-Man Joins The Federation
A Late Chistmas Run (my personal fave)
Heavy Metal

I am glad you enjoyed them

My fanfics (they're spread out across the pages here)

Test Pilot
The Darkness and the Light
The Bible Beater (a RL fic)
Cold Blue Eyes
Living Music (Cowboy Bebop)
Walker (Gundam Wing)
Perversions of the Force (cowritten with Kelly Antilles)

You cowrote that? Hmm well now had I known that I would have mentioned your name in my post about that fic all in all you and Kelly did a fine job on that fic.
Dark Rain (just started)

Looks like I'll have to read some of your fics, I happen to like gundam wing, seen a eps of it and from what I saw of them it is a cool show
LT.Hit-Man

Lt., I'd like to officially welcome you to SD.net. Your reputation precedes you, and I hope to be given the chance to correspond with you in the future. I hope that you will also be adding some of your acclaimed fanfiction to this site, as well as bringing your own personality to the board.

Weemadando: I will inform your next of kin.

Lt. Hit-Man: [in Zod's voice] Why do you say such things when you know I will kill you for it?

Hi Lt. Hitman! I've heard of you. I won't poke you, but can you do me a favor? Do you know a Mike_6002 aka SD.Net Reject? Please rip him a new asshole, preferably like this:

Have A Nice Day!

No. No ASVSer will make any assassinations of Mike_6002, and it is my preference that he be mentioned only when necessary. He is a sad, pathetic wannabe and the only fitting punishment for him is shunning.
~Pablo

Hi there, LT. Hit-Man, I must be the only one around who hasn't heard of you, but welcome nonetheless. My name is Zaia; nice to meet you.

Zaia wrote:Hi there, LT. Hit-Man, I must be the only one around who hasn't heard of you, but welcome nonetheless. My name is Zaia; nice to meet you.

The LT is probably the ultimate living legend of ASVS second only to Darth Wong.
His reputation is excellent, especially as far as gory assassinations are concerned.
Welcome here LT.

Welcome LT. Hitman, I personally have never heard of you and wonder why everyone is about to bow down to you. Could you fill me in?

FaxModem1 wrote:Welcome LT. Hitman, I personally have never heard of you and wonder why everyone is about to bow down to you. Could you fill me in?

Here's a little bit of FUQ wisdom on just who the hell this LT Hitman is:

Who is this LT Hitman Character?

I would move this to OT if I were not so terrified

Naw, it belongs right here.

Hi.

Cyaround,
Jason

Stravo wrote:Naw, it belongs right here.

How dare you tell me where to put threads! It's not like you're the Moderator of this board, or anything!

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