Bra sizes (joke)

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-29 04:37pm

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Anything past B and I don't want anything to do with it. Implants are an instant turnoff.
b cup, eh? the thing with those man boobs though is that they come with a gut and a whole lot of hair... oh fuck, i just grossed myself out....

PWN3D!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-03-29 04:41pm

Singular Quartet wrote:I prefer boobs that are proportional to body size/mass, but I also have a slight tendency to go for smaller ones... I guess that's just me.

For example, I prefer soemthing like (Not worksafe, just as a warning) this: http://www.ratemyboobies.com/ratemy/boo ... x541523923 over http://www.ratemyboobies.com/ratemy/boo ... x205460938

And these just horrify me:
http://www.ratemyboobies.com/ratemy/boo ... 0x80020946

But like I said, that's just me, and I'm a weirdun.

First one: Boing!

Second One: Um No.

Third One: <RANT>STOP THE FUCKING PHOTOSHOP SHIT! ITS OK FOR SOMETHINGAWFUL>COM BUT _NOT_ FOR B( o )( o )BS OR C===OCKS!</RANT>

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-03-29 04:47pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Singular Quartet wrote:I prefer boobs that are proportional to body size/mass, but I also have a slight tendency to go for smaller ones... I guess that's just me.

For example, I prefer soemthing like (Not worksafe, just as a warning) this: http://www.ratemyboobies.com/ratemy/boo ... x541523923 over http://www.ratemyboobies.com/ratemy/boo ... x205460938

And these just horrify me:
http://www.ratemyboobies.com/ratemy/boo ... 0x80020946

But like I said, that's just me, and I'm a weirdun.
First one: Boing!

Second One: Um No.

My thoughts exactly.

Third One: <RANT>STOP THE FUCKING PHOTOSHOP SHIT! ITS OK FOR SOMETHINGAWFUL>COM BUT _NOT_ FOR B( o )( o )BS OR C===OCKS!</RANT>

Actually, I think those are just implants that just don't work. That, and these are off "Rate my boobies" so I still wouldn't either way.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-03-29 05:20pm

1. Not bad, not bad at all.

2. Yuck.

3. *throws up*

Elheru Aran · Post by **Elheru Aran** » 2004-03-29 06:36pm

Mm... I would say that my preference goes from about, oh, B to low-end D... it depends on the size of the girl though. For example, if she's like 100 lb. and 5'1", but she's got DD breasts, there's definitely something wrong there. On the other hand, if she's more like 5'11" and 130 lb., it's not so bad-- still a bit large but it's more size-appropriate. For smaller girls I prefer A-high B range; medium girls, B-C; larger, C-D.... E and upwards is just a bit too large for me!

And as for shape... mm... I prefer the "natural" look; round or perky aren't really my thing. It's largely a matter of individual taste, really...

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-03-29 06:48pm

Having had relations with a 5'0", 110 D cup, I can safely say they're not even remotely "out of whack".

Look, the thing about tits are, at some point, they're not going to be important. Once you're slamming it home, at best they're a little extra activity for your hands or mouth, an extra place to stimulate her. So in that sense, size doesn't matter. They're more important beforehand, in how she looks and how the foreplay goes, and there every individual case is different.

I've been with a girl who was only an A cup and looked fantastic, and I've been with a DD cup who also looked fantastic. If those two switched busts, they'd both look horrible. The rest of her body matters a lot in how good her rack looks.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-03-29 08:42pm

ah yes, being Australian... apparently our bra sizes are not in Inches. (surprize surprize... what's this Pounds (lb) Inches and feet? Kilograms Centremetres and Metres here... I don't know how it works to get 8E and 10DD (both bra sizes my girl wears, because apparently 8E's don't look good, but are more comfortable, but 10DD's look nicer)

My estimate would be decimetres?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-29 08:45pm

i'm almost positive i've seen the third one before on a pr0n site. her titties were nowhere near that ugly. much, much smaller in fact.

Ravenwing · Post by **Ravenwing** » 2004-03-30 10:18am

jenat-lai wrote:ah yes, being Australian... apparently our bra sizes are not in Inches. (surprize surprize... what's this Pounds (lb) Inches and feet? Kilograms Centremetres and Metres here... I don't know how it works to get 8E and 10DD (both bra sizes my girl wears, because apparently 8E's don't look good, but are more comfortable, but 10DD's look nicer)

My estimate would be decimetres?

well im auzzie too and im pretty sure it goes like dress sizes round the body cause im a 10 either way.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-03-30 01:21pm

Ravenwing wrote:
jenat-lai wrote:ah yes, being Australian... apparently our bra sizes are not in Inches. (surprize surprize... what's this Pounds (lb) Inches and feet? Kilograms Centremetres and Metres here... I don't know how it works to get 8E and 10DD (both bra sizes my girl wears, because apparently 8E's don't look good, but are more comfortable, but 10DD's look nicer)

My estimate would be decimetres?
well im auzzie too and im pretty sure it goes like dress sizes round the body cause im a 10 either way.

i'm afraid we'll need pictures.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-03-31 12:19am

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Ravenwing wrote:
jenat-lai wrote:ah yes, being Australian... apparently our bra sizes are not in Inches. (surprize surprize... what's this Pounds (lb) Inches and feet? Kilograms Centremetres and Metres here... I don't know how it works to get 8E and 10DD (both bra sizes my girl wears, because apparently 8E's don't look good, but are more comfortable, but 10DD's look nicer)

My estimate would be decimetres?
well im auzzie too and im pretty sure it goes like dress sizes round the body cause im a 10 either way.
i'm afraid we'll need pictures.

Pictures of bras? dress sizes? or the girl?

if it's the latter you want...:

http://members.optusnet.com.au/hoppys1/SDnet/thelehunt/

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-03-31 12:22am

jenat-lai wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
Ravenwing wrote: well im auzzie too and im pretty sure it goes like dress sizes round the body cause im a 10 either way.
i'm afraid we'll need pictures.
Pictures of bras? dress sizes? or the girl?

if it's the latter you want...:

http://members.optusnet.com.au/hoppys1/SDnet/thelehunt/

Boing, as Einhander would say.

(She is legal, right?)

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-03-31 12:44am

RedImperator wrote:
Boing, as Einhander would say.

(She is legal, right?)

Yes. She turned 21 in January... and yes, she often needs to produce ID to prove she's over 18, often.

Ravenwing · Post by **Ravenwing** » 2004-03-31 11:03am

jenat-lai wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
Ravenwing wrote: well im auzzie too and im pretty sure it goes like dress sizes round the body cause im a 10 either way.
i'm afraid we'll need pictures.
Pictures of bras? dress sizes? or the girl?

if it's the latter you want...:

http://members.optusnet.com.au/hoppys1/SDnet/thelehunt/

sorry that aint me