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From BodyBuilding Forum:
Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.
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:shock: Well, it looks like he blew two loads that night! :lol:
...This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old...ultraviolence.
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That's so obscene, it must be true!

In that same vein:
A friend told me about how he and his girlfriend got shitfaced drunk one night, and he wakes up with her squatting in the bed, in a sleepwalking/half passed-out state, pissing all over the place! :lol:
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Yeah I'm actually afraid to sleep over at other people's houses after drinking heavily because I might piss myself while passed out or something. :oops:
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Eeeeuuwwwagggh.... why did I read that?
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One time my brother and his drinking friend went out and got hammered. They returned at around 2:00 am. Pissed of their face. Anyway, they go to bed, and it all gets quiet. Then I hear someone shambling about, a weird *pishpish* noise, and suddenly my brother is yelling at my friend to stop pissing all over his room.

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I wake up, get out of bed and see this poor guy take a heavy berating from my brother, who's all but punching him.
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:shock:

Kinda makes you be a little leery of who you go out with...
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Lol that very funny.
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Post by aphexmonster »

dont ever poo in your sleep and blame it on someone else though ...


damn, it prolly smelled so bad when she woke up.



she probbably started freaking out like alot too
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LOL, that's so goddamn funny. Oh, poor girl.
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