How NOT to fill in a chemistry exman

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-03-29 06:28pm

Phil Skayhan wrote:Isn't this a school in New Zealand?

Um... yes. Yes it is.

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2004-03-29 09:05pm

Hey, it resembles my chem 150 final... (I can't remember that much info so I made "educated" guesses, amazingly I passed the class by pulling shit from my ass...)

Seriously, that guy either got a test paper and did that as a joke, or is a complete and utter idiot, though by looking at the form that was a decently high level chem class, so I kinda doubt the complete bumbling idiot part.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2004-03-29 09:57pm

...That's sad. I'm taking HS level Chem (Not even honors level), and I can answer more questions correctly than he can...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-03-29 10:05pm

The last two answers remind me of stuff I've been tempted to put as answers. "It was a 50-50 chance... I took it." And the "Justify your answer: Guess." Was great.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-03-29 10:26pm

My favorite test paper of all was one in which the person wrote in all utterly incoherent answers, left half of it blank, took it home, and brought it in five days late. The science teacher marked it "-20" and thumbtacked it to his classroom door.

dworkin · Post by **dworkin** » 2004-03-29 10:58pm

Note for Americans and other aliens.

'Level 2' means that this test is for Year 12 students (6th form) which means that they're probably 16.

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2004-03-30 12:45am

Rye wrote:What force or bond holds the chloride ions and the sodium ions together in a crystal of Sodium Chloride?

James Bond.

^ That is one of the funniest fucking things i have ever read.

That was a possible answer to a multiple choice question on a chem test I once had. I shit you not.

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2004-03-30 01:50am

Old'd.. for me.. ofcourse, no one looks when I link stuff, nyah. I like the ones that describe the graphs though..

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-03-30 02:23am

HemlockGrey wrote:My favorite test paper of all was one in which the person wrote in all utterly incoherent answers, left half of it blank, took it home, and brought it in five days late. The science teacher marked it "-20" and thumbtacked it to his classroom door.

Wow...That must have sucked.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2004-03-30 03:20am

my favorite:

Q: Explain why an atmosphere of argon is required in the second stage

A: I'd say those damn aliens again. Them and their illegal moon rock trade. Always trying to kidnap all the argon

(just a itty bit farfetched?

)

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-03-30 05:08pm

We're doing this stuff now in Grade 11- what sort of college is this? Also, this chap is clearly a waste of pace and should be tossed out on his ass for occupying a seat a serious student deserves.

Tom_Aurum · Post by **Tom_Aurum** » 2004-03-31 05:29pm

Well, at least it's not the whole thing Rimmer pulled in Red Dwarf with his promotion exam. Kind of went like this.

1) I am a fish
2) I am a fish
3) I am a fish
4) I am a fish

et, cetera.

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2004-03-31 06:15pm

(iii) Describe what you would observe as this reaction took place. Link your observations to the species involved.

Answer:
Add contents of packet and return to boil whilst stirring continuously.
Simmer on a medium heat for 10 minutes.
Sauce will thicken on standing.
Serves 4.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!11 This makes me wish I was back in school.

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2004-03-31 06:57pm

Tom_Aurum wrote:Well, at least it's not the whole thing Rimmer pulled in Red Dwarf with his promotion exam. Kind of went like this.

1) I am a fish
2) I am a fish
3) I am a fish
4) I am a fish

et, cetera.

I've been tempted to do that so many times....

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2004-03-31 10:27pm

"42" is a great answer on a math test if you don't know what it really is. At least you get a laugh from the prof when he hands back your test. (even if you fail the thing)

Thag · Post by **Thag** » 2004-03-31 11:31pm

Tom_Aurum wrote:Well, at least it's not the whole thing Rimmer pulled in Red Dwarf with his promotion exam. Kind of went like this.

1) I am a fish
2) I am a fish
3) I am a fish
4) I am a fish

et, cetera.

I did do that on several occasions. I had programs that didn't work, so I added 'I am a fish' in the comment section.

mauldooku · Post by **mauldooku** » 2004-03-31 11:47pm

OMFG! ROFL!

Jesus Christ, but that has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. It's funny...it's what most of us secretly yearn to do, but know that our grades/future will be in jeopardy. But man...seeing someone else do that...

Utterly hilarious.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2004-04-01 12:45am

Pretty damned funny...though it makes me wonder how a teacher would respond to a test with correct answers....but with additional humor written in the answers...

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-04-01 01:21am

Hyperion wrote:"42" is a great answer on a math test if you don't know what it really is. At least you get a laugh from the prof when he hands back your test. (even if you fail the thing)

I need to try that.