here in australia the ones for that iced tea you can get are funny, they are all about being yourself.
like theres one where theres this sort of attractive guy wandering up to these hot girls and his excuse was "i thought you looked hot from over there but i thought id better check first" and when they say they arnt interested he informs them theres a topless girl up the beach looking at him and hes gonna go hit on her and they all just smile and say bye.
theres another when the boyfriends meeting his girlfriends parents thats pretty good too
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Just saw a funny one last night:
Jamacian Olympic relay runner races up to two old men sitting on the porch playing dominoes. "Stick! Stick!"
Old man waves his hand, intent on the dominoes. "A minute, mon..."
"Stick! Stick!" the runner cries as he's running in place.
"Alrioght mon..." the old man says, throwing down his dominoes and taking the stick. His shoes instantly transform to a pair of bright orange Puma athletic shoes, and he takes off running like a pro.
"Puma, Proud Sponsors of the Jamacian Relay Team"
Jamacian Olympic relay runner races up to two old men sitting on the porch playing dominoes. "Stick! Stick!"
Old man waves his hand, intent on the dominoes. "A minute, mon..."
"Stick! Stick!" the runner cries as he's running in place.
"Alrioght mon..." the old man says, throwing down his dominoes and taking the stick. His shoes instantly transform to a pair of bright orange Puma athletic shoes, and he takes off running like a pro.
"Puma, Proud Sponsors of the Jamacian Relay Team"
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
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Bob the Gunslinger
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There used to be a site called adcritic.com or .org or something. I'm not sure if it's still around...PainRack wrote:Anyone know of websites where you can dl these kind of stuff? Kazaa getting kinda old.
I suppose I could check...
Nah.
"Gunslinger indeed. Quick draw, Bob. Quick draw." --Count Chocula
"Unquestionably, Dr. Who is MUCH lighter in tone than WH40K. But then, I could argue the entirety of WWII was much lighter in tone than WH40K." --Broomstick
"This is ridiculous. I look like the Games Workshop version of a Jedi Knight." --Harry Dresden, Changes
"Like...are we canonical?" --Aaron Dembski-Bowden to Dan Abnett
"Unquestionably, Dr. Who is MUCH lighter in tone than WH40K. But then, I could argue the entirety of WWII was much lighter in tone than WH40K." --Broomstick
"This is ridiculous. I look like the Games Workshop version of a Jedi Knight." --Harry Dresden, Changes
"Like...are we canonical?" --Aaron Dembski-Bowden to Dan Abnett
Great radio commercial for a local car dealership:
Announcer: It's another lovely day in Ripley, and Tom Peden is just getting to work.
Mark Down: MorningTomIsn'tItALovelyDayAren'tYouHappyToBeAtWork?
Tom: Who switched the Decaf?
Announcer: Oh Dear. Full of HiTest, Mark Down has been hard at work, (Insert sounds of high-speed blathering and working), mowing the lawn, washing the cars, and painting the dealership. After doing a year's worth of work in 45 minutes, Mark Down is looking for more to do.
Tom (wailing): Oh no.
Mark: YouKnowWhatILikeWithMyCoffee?SUGAR!LotsAndLotsOfSugar!! Sugarsugarsugarsugar....
Announcer: Armed with a fistfull of MagicMarkers, Mark Down has slashed (insert list of cars with reduced prices, with background sounds of Tom moaning and Mark Down giggling manacially and demanding more coffee.)
Tom: Someone hide the coffee...
Announcer: (deeply disapproving) Indeed.
Mark: CoffecoffeecoffeeCOFFEEE!!!
Announcer: It's another lovely day in Ripley, and Tom Peden is just getting to work.
Mark Down: MorningTomIsn'tItALovelyDayAren'tYouHappyToBeAtWork?
Tom: Who switched the Decaf?
Announcer: Oh Dear. Full of HiTest, Mark Down has been hard at work, (Insert sounds of high-speed blathering and working), mowing the lawn, washing the cars, and painting the dealership. After doing a year's worth of work in 45 minutes, Mark Down is looking for more to do.
Tom (wailing): Oh no.
Mark: YouKnowWhatILikeWithMyCoffee?SUGAR!LotsAndLotsOfSugar!! Sugarsugarsugarsugar....
Announcer: Armed with a fistfull of MagicMarkers, Mark Down has slashed (insert list of cars with reduced prices, with background sounds of Tom moaning and Mark Down giggling manacially and demanding more coffee.)
Tom: Someone hide the coffee...
Announcer: (deeply disapproving) Indeed.
Mark: CoffecoffeecoffeeCOFFEEE!!!
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" -- Leonard Nimoy, last Tweet
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theres one for a shoe company here where the 2people are dressed in camo gear and are tranquilising runners, fitting them,tagging them and watching them run on to the 'born free' song going
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