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aerius wrote:Why does one of my testicles hang down a bit lower than the other?
do your balls hang low,
do they wobble to and fro?
can you tie them in a knot,
can you tie them in a bow?
Can you toss 'em o'er yor shoulder,
like a continental solder?
do your balls.
hang.
low.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
aerius wrote:Why does one of my testicles hang down a bit lower than the other?
do your balls hang low,
do they wobble to and fro?
can you tie them in a knot,
can you tie them in a bow?
Can you toss 'em o'er yor shoulder,
like a continental solder?
do your balls.
hang.
low.
OMG that's better than the original! :lol:
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has britney spears ever had lesbian sex. more importantly, has she ever had lesbian sex with jenna jameson and taken pictures?
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why is one of my tits a little larger than the other?
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Ravenwing wrote:why is one of my tits a little larger than the other?
because that´s standard:

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salm wrote:
Ravenwing wrote:why is one of my tits a little larger than the other?
because that´s standard:

linky
iv had them for a while now, thats just them, and i should have elaborated on that, my left one sits diff (lower really)because of it and i was told this would correct itself (it isnt noticable to anyone but me-but it does bother me......but im told it does support the cleavage :D
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whats up with them girls?
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Zac Naloen wrote:whats up with them girls?
which girls?
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All of them :P
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Zac Naloen wrote:whats up with them girls?
You might as well ask for the answer to life.
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I often wonder why im so bedazzled and amazed by innerbrats avatar =T
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aerius wrote: You might as well ask for the answer to life.
It's well established that it's 42.
Zac Naloen wrote:whats up with them girls?
Their lack of male characteristics makes them cranky, and quick to anger.
HemlockGrey wrote:Why is one of my eyes always open slightly wider than the other?
Man, that's got to be annoying, i bet you notice it all the time in mirrored surfaces, though others don't. The answer probably lies in how tight the skin is, or something. P.S i never did congratulate you on your correct spelling of "grey".
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HemlockGrey wrote:When the first primitive farmer left milk out in the open for like a week by accident, came back, saw it had turned into something completely different, tasted it, liked it, and thereby started the cheese industry, what the hell was he thinking?
That's something i've wondered about, how the hell did humanity come up with Bread, cakes, the wheel, beer, and various other absolutely pivotal things (including pivots)?

I also wonder how much stuff is original and how much it's just their spin on an already existing design.
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aphexmonster wrote:I often wonder why im so bedazzled and amazed by innerbrats avatar =T
Maybe because they are amazing and unusual.
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Why is it, that hundreds, even thousands of years later, we can't make certain formulas of stuff that was lost a long time ago. You know, like celadon or damascus steel?
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Gandalf wrote:Where the hell are my pyjama pants?
I took them. They're quite nice.
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darthdavid wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Where the hell are my pyjama pants?
I took them. They're quite nice.
Aren't they a bit stained and stiff, though?
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

darthdavid wrote:Why is it, that hundreds, even thousands of years later, we can't make certain formulas of stuff that was lost a long time ago. You know, like celadon or damascus steel?
Because you touch yourself at night.
aphexmonster wrote:I often wonder why im so bedazzled and amazed by innerbrats avatar =T
Because you touch yourself at night.
Zac Naloen wrote:whats up with them girls?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Ravenwing wrote:why is one of my tits a little larger than the other?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Darth_Zod wrote:has britney spears ever had lesbian sex. more importantly, has she ever had lesbian sex with jenna jameson and taken pictures?
Because you touch yourself at night.

Now, that line is officialy tired, assuming it wasn't tired months ago.
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How many times have I escaped death so far in my short life?

How DID the band get that goalpost on the ceiling of the rehearsal hall?

If all the world's problems, issues, and twisted oddities can be traced back to a single source, why do people continue touching themselves at night? :wink:
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If all the world's problems, issues, and twisted oddities can be traced back to a single source, why do people continue touching themselves at night?
Because it keeps life interesting.
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aphexmonster wrote:I often wonder why im so bedazzled and amazed by innerbrats avatar =T
Because it's Kiki! KIKI!!!!

*poing!*

I would like to know whatever happened to the Fantastic Breasts (TM) that turned up on my chest last December for a about a week, before delfating bck to their normal size.
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InnerBrat wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:I often wonder why im so bedazzled and amazed by innerbrats avatar =T
Because it's Kiki! KIKI!!!!

*poing!*
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"I fight with love, and I laugh with rage, you gotta live light enough to see the humour and long enough to see some change" - Ani DiFranco, Pick Yer Nose

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Ah yes, a ferret, I think my cats caught a ferret once.... no wait, it was one of those smaller things, a weasel, ferrets are too big.

My mother had a tame mink when she was small(grandparents had a fox/mink farm + greenhouses), they look kinda like ferrets, and can bite your fingers off.
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