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Ravenwing wrote:
Knife wrote:As long as it came with a translation. I have a hard time figuring out what women talk about when they say it out loud, I don't see how it would be any easier if I could hear their toughts, hell it would probably be harder.
not true actually. as strange as this is most girls know EXACTLY what they want but wont say it cause we are brought up to be shy and whatnot. its a habit thats hard to kick and goddess knows im trying! i get my way faster if i say it outright :D
At the risk of sounding like an ass, I was more refering to the noise level. Women, generalizing here, seem to think about everything at once and it comes out when the talk to one another. My wife will change subjects so quickly that I loose track of what we are talking about. We'll be talking about subject A, then move on to B, then she'll go back to A, then jump to E, and then back to B. All the while I assumed we were still on C.
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Of course this is also the male nightmare:

*It's ok, he'll never know I'm faking*
*why's he shrinking all of a suddenj*
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No. I shouldn't have to explain why.
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Yes. Sure, they probably all hate me, but I'd like to know their honest opinion that they refuse to tell me.
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Eeek, no thank you.
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Wouldnt want it, nor do i need it... my wife blurts out whatever shes thinking all the damn time.. whatever filter shes using on her thoughts right now i want to keep lol... j/k..

seriously though she says whatever pops in her damn head, very insightful into the female psyche though.. very twisted, but i'm twisted too so i love her even more :twisted:
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I'd pass if given a chance.

Some types of women are actually very scary. I once accidentally attended a "girl party". It consisted in 90% of 20-22 year olds who had this "perfect man" search-mode kicked in and were alone for a couple of years. All I can say that it was SCARY. When I go to drinking parties with my buddies, we drink (much) but we talk different things...even if the "discussion" is not very intelligent.

Then it was two things...men and sex. Nothing more nothing less. It was quite interesting in the beginning but after listening in for 15 minutes I decided NOT TO join the discussion. It was too scary.

But I digress.
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The chaos of a woman's thoughts would probably blow all the neurons in your brain.
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Ravenwing wrote:
Vympel wrote:It'd be useful during sex ... unless she's thinking about someone else. Fuck that shit. Actually- forget it, I don't want that kind of power.
then the inevitable question arises, what would she do if she could read YOUR mind during sex ?:D
Wouldn't bother me. She's either going to get things like "WAHOO!" and "Hooray! Titties!" or "C: Mike Liebrethal, righty. 1B: Jim Thome, lefty. 2B: Placido Polanco, righty. SS: Jimmy Rollins..." right on through the linup, repeating as necessary. Nothing that could incriminate me.
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