ah.....the path to happiness is revision of dreams and not fulfillment... -SWPIGWANG
Sufficient Googling is indistinguishable from knowledge -somebody
Anything worth the cost of a missile, which can be located on the battlefield, will be shot at with missiles. If the US military is involved, then things, which are not worth the cost if a missile will also be shot at with missiles. -Sea Skimmer
George Bush makes freedom sound like a giant robot that breaks down a lot. -Darth Raptor
No one ever went broke profiting of the stupidity of idiots. Fucking brilliant!
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Comosicus wrote:There is some saying in my country, one created by jew merchants:
"There's no sin in tricking a blind man with eyes"
Which country are you from?
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
"It gives me the same pleasure like at Christmas," says Georgiades. "When the money ran out, I went and got more. A hundred dollars at a time, (and) over time it added up."
What a fucktard.
Name changes are for people who wear women's clothes. - Zuul
Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman
A quote from slashdot: a fool and his money are best parted
ah.....the path to happiness is revision of dreams and not fulfillment... -SWPIGWANG
Sufficient Googling is indistinguishable from knowledge -somebody
Anything worth the cost of a missile, which can be located on the battlefield, will be shot at with missiles. If the US military is involved, then things, which are not worth the cost if a missile will also be shot at with missiles. -Sea Skimmer
George Bush makes freedom sound like a giant robot that breaks down a lot. -Darth Raptor
This isn't nearly as bad as people who respond to those 'you've won! send $50' things. On the news yesterday some old people had consistently sent money to these things. Like, 20 individual instances each. And never worked it out. And then cried and complained because the evil men tricked them.
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
Stark wrote:This isn't nearly as bad as people who respond to those 'you've won! send $50' things. On the news yesterday some old people had consistently sent money to these things. Like, 20 individual instances each. And never worked it out. And then cried and complained because the evil men tricked them.
I laughed.
I should do something like that. Would solve quite a few financial problems
This I think is as bad as those people who play diablo and try to sell pixels on Ebay.
People pay hudredes of dollars for items in that stupid game, so that blizzard can screw them over anyway in some patch that nerfs their classes/weapons arbitrarily. Although, I think it is stupid to buy pixels anyway.
I could log into daoc right now, make a plat and sell it for $3 american to a company that sells plat to people for $4 <shrug> if someone feels they are willing to pay for something like that, no skin off my nose.
Maybe I should start a company that sells Dihydrogen Monoxide at 10€ per 1dl bottle. Some marketing slogans:
Dihydrogen Monoxide is present in all vegetables and fruits.
Dihydrogen Monoxide a major component in all health food products.
Dihydrogen Monoxide is absolutely essential to all life on Earth.
Dihydrogen Monoxide is nature's best remedy for thirst.
Dihydrogen Monoxide is present in large quantaties in all foods eaten by the Giant tortoise (Testudo elephantopus), the longest living animal on Earth!
It is a pity that couldn't market Dihydrogen Monoxide as "Organic", that is among the most powerfull slogans when selling crap to stupid people.