A Cambodian man cut off his penis when he said he was visited by four hungry spirits in a dream and he had no chicken or duck to offer them.
According to police, 33-year-old Soun Ney told the spirits to go away when they first appeared to ask for food, and waved his penis at them in defiance.
"Devils, I don't have any chicken or duck for you," he was quoted as saying by local police chief Phoeung Vat. "If you want to eat anything, you can eat my penis."
Soun Ney said the spirits agreed to eat his penis. He was rushed to a hospital near the capital Phnom Penh after he castrated himself with a butcher's knife.
"He is lucky to be alive," Phoeung Vat told Reuters.
Villagers in the deeply impoverished southeast Asian traditionally offer chicken, duck or cake to the spirits of the dead to ward off bad luck.
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That's got the makings for a fable in a future religion.
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Rye wrote:
That's got the makings for a fable in a future religion.
Well I ain't joining ANY religion that requires THAT kind of sacrifice.
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I saw this before in a Weird-but-True column someone @ school brought in. First I thought it was fake, being in the Post n' all, but now that I know it's actually true...
At least it's not as bad as the person who cut off his soldier and ate it.
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oi. i fail to see what would possibly drive someone to cut off mr. winky outside of being stark raving mad. guys like this definitely deserve to earn the darwin. if i ever get to the point where i seriously begin to consider chopping off mr. winky, i'll ask someone to shoot me instead.
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Well I don't know about you, but if I didn't have any chicken or duck to offer malicious spirits, the first thing I would do would be to give them my penis.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:That's one less penis I have to compete with when it comes to finding vagina.
Last one to cambodia cuts his penis off to feed to some spirits! <bamf!>
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:If you eat a penis that someone cut off and offered to you to eat, does it technically qualify as oral sex?
Only if that guy who cut off his penis, cooked it for himself in skillet and then ATE IT qualifies for giving himself oral sex.
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Nathan F wrote:What I want to know is, why did he wave his penis at them in defiance?
maybe he tried to wave his fist at them and he forgot what hed been doing at the time
"Iv got little devils running round the place eating socks and pencils, earlier tonight we sobered up someone who thinks hes a god of hangovers and half my wizards are trying to cheer up the cheerful fairy." -Terry pratchett, the hogfather
Cut his weiner to feed spirits.
"Iv got little devils running round the place eating socks and pencils, earlier tonight we sobered up someone who thinks hes a god of hangovers and half my wizards are trying to cheer up the cheerful fairy." -Terry pratchett, the hogfather