Things you want to know for some reason.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-03-30 08:19am

aerius wrote:Why does one of my testicles hang down a bit lower than the other?

do your balls hang low,
do they wobble to and fro?
can you tie them in a knot,
can you tie them in a bow?
Can you toss 'em o'er yor shoulder,
like a continental solder?
do your balls.
hang.
low.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2004-03-30 10:26am

Col. Crackpot wrote:
aerius wrote:Why does one of my testicles hang down a bit lower than the other?
do your balls hang low,
do they wobble to and fro?
can you tie them in a knot,
can you tie them in a bow?
Can you toss 'em o'er yor shoulder,
like a continental solder?
do your balls.
hang.
low.

OMG that's better than the original!

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-30 10:28am

has britney spears ever had lesbian sex. more importantly, has she ever had lesbian sex with jenna jameson and taken pictures?

Ravenwing · Post by **Ravenwing** » 2004-03-30 10:35am

why is one of my tits a little larger than the other?

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-03-30 10:47am

Ravenwing wrote:why is one of my tits a little larger than the other?

because that´s standard:

linky

Ravenwing · Post by **Ravenwing** » 2004-03-30 10:53am

salm wrote:
Ravenwing wrote:why is one of my tits a little larger than the other?
because that´s standard:

linky

iv had them for a while now, thats just them, and i should have elaborated on that, my left one sits diff (lower really)because of it and i was told this would correct itself (it isnt noticable to anyone but me-but it does bother me......but im told it does support the cleavage

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-03-30 11:48am

whats up with them girls?

Ravenwing · Post by **Ravenwing** » 2004-03-30 11:51am

Zac Naloen wrote:whats up with them girls?

which girls?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-03-30 11:53am

All of them

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-03-30 11:55am

Zac Naloen wrote:whats up with them girls?

You might as well ask for the answer to life.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-03-30 01:16pm

I often wonder why im so bedazzled and amazed by innerbrats avatar =T

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-03-30 01:33pm

aerius wrote: You might as well ask for the answer to life.

It's well established that it's 42.

Zac Naloen wrote:whats up with them girls?

Their lack of male characteristics makes them cranky, and quick to anger.

HemlockGrey wrote:Why is one of my eyes always open slightly wider than the other?

Man, that's got to be annoying, i bet you notice it all the time in mirrored surfaces, though others don't. The answer probably lies in how tight the skin is, or something. P.S i never did congratulate you on your correct spelling of "grey".

AnimeJet wrote:Do people talk about be behind my back? But the answer is obviously yes XD

Actually no, the entire universe ceases to exist when you're nto looking at it.

HemlockGrey wrote:When the first primitive farmer left milk out in the open for like a week by accident, came back, saw it had turned into something completely different, tasted it, liked it, and thereby started the cheese industry, what the hell was he thinking?

That's something i've wondered about, how the hell did humanity come up with Bread, cakes, the wheel, beer, and various other absolutely pivotal things (including pivots)?

I also wonder how much stuff is original and how much it's just their spin on an already existing design.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-03-31 12:41am

aphexmonster wrote:I often wonder why im so bedazzled and amazed by innerbrats avatar =T

Maybe because they are amazing and unusual.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-03-31 12:48am

Why is it, that hundreds, even thousands of years later, we can't make certain formulas of stuff that was lost a long time ago. You know, like celadon or damascus steel?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-03-31 12:49am

Where the hell are my pyjama pants?

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-03-31 12:50am

Gandalf wrote:Where the hell are my pyjama pants?

I took them. They're quite nice.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-03-31 12:58am

darthdavid wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Where the hell are my pyjama pants?
I took them. They're quite nice.

Aren't they a bit stained and stiff, though?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-03-31 02:00am

Ever wonder who first thought up the idea of a flame thrower? Someone was standing somewhere and thought, "Look at all those people over there. I wish they were on fire ... but they're all the way over there."

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-03-31 02:53am

darthdavid wrote:Why is it, that hundreds, even thousands of years later, we can't make certain formulas of stuff that was lost a long time ago. You know, like celadon or damascus steel?

Because you touch yourself at night.

aphexmonster wrote:I often wonder why im so bedazzled and amazed by innerbrats avatar =T

Because you touch yourself at night.

Zac Naloen wrote:whats up with them girls?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Ravenwing wrote:why is one of my tits a little larger than the other?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Darth_Zod wrote:has britney spears ever had lesbian sex. more importantly, has she ever had lesbian sex with jenna jameson and taken pictures?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Now, that line is officialy tired, assuming it wasn't tired months ago.

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-03-31 03:03am

How many times have I escaped death so far in my short life?

How DID the band get that goalpost on the ceiling of the rehearsal hall?

If all the world's problems, issues, and twisted oddities can be traced back to a single source, why do people continue touching themselves at night?

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-03-31 03:10am

If all the world's problems, issues, and twisted oddities can be traced back to a single source, why do people continue touching themselves at night?

Because it keeps life interesting.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-03-31 03:37am

aphexmonster wrote:I often wonder why im so bedazzled and amazed by innerbrats avatar =T

Because it's Kiki! KIKI!!!!

*poing!*

I would like to know whatever happened to the Fantastic Breasts (TM) that turned up on my chest last December for a about a week, before delfating bck to their normal size.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-03-31 03:59am

InnerBrat wrote:
aphexmonster wrote:I often wonder why im so bedazzled and amazed by innerbrats avatar =T
Because it's Kiki! KIKI!!!!

*poing!*

Who?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-03-31 04:33am

Kiki!

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-03-31 04:37am

Ah yes, a ferret, I think my cats caught a ferret once.... no wait, it was one of those smaller things, a weasel, ferrets are too big.

My mother had a tame mink when she was small(grandparents had a fox/mink farm + greenhouses), they look kinda like ferrets, and can bite your fingers off.