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Ghost Rider wrote:ZING

Now that was just wrong, hon :twisted:
You know you love it. 8)


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Peregrin Toker wrote:I've said it once, and I'll said it again:

InnerBrat's our resident Sexy Goth Chick. If she doesn't have a fetish of some kind, something's wrong.
Err...licking one's own goddessy nectar off someone's finger counts as a fetish...? *raises eyebrow*
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Peregrin Toker wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:Get her to lick it off.
I've said it once, and I'll said it again:

InnerBrat's our resident Sexy Goth Chick. If she doesn't have a fetish of some kind, something's wrong.
Liking the taste of femmcum is not a fetish.

Neither is liking to have a beautiful woman lick her femmcum off your fingers.

Z, darlin', you're a bitch. :twisted:
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InnerBrat wrote:Z, darlin', you're a bitch. :twisted:
Why thank you. *curtseys* :wink:
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darthdavid wrote:When do we open the "get darthdavid a woman" fund eh? FAVRIOTISM!!! This Is INTOLERABLE!!! I wanna get me a woman. Or at the very least an effemminate man.
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The dog. Let the dog lick it off your fingers. Not that I would let the dog do that.

Aww fuck.
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Zaia wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:
Gandalf wrote: 90+ minutes. Recovered quickly enough though.
What happened? She fall asleep?
No, silly. Blow-up dolls don't have to sleep! :D
Ooh, how harsh.

Someone sounds jealous.
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Gandalf wrote:Ooh, how harsh.

Someone sounds jealous.
Damn, why's everyone got their knickers in a bunch?

:D = teasing

Sheesh.
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Zaia wrote:
Gandalf wrote:Ooh, how harsh.

Someone sounds jealous.
Damn, why's everyone got their knickers in a bunch?

:D = teasing

Sheesh.
Sorry, I thought it rather evident I too was engaging in light teasing. :oops:
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Miles Teg wrote:So, an odd question for y'all.

What exactly is the "protocol" for, um, removing vaginal fluid from your fingers after a fingering? I've recently found myself in a "sticky" situation and was a bit mystified =)

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Vaginal fluid... you aint seen nothing till you seen her female ejaculate.

though this poor 23 year old male virgin hasn't had any hands on experience (pardon the pun) I hope when I get a go, it happens... um... like she said.
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Zaia wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:
Gandalf wrote: 90+ minutes. Recovered quickly enough though.
What happened? She fall asleep?
No, silly. Blow-up dolls don't have to sleep! :D
Yes but the more advanced modlels found in some web comics need to reduce power between recharigings....
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InnerBrat wrote:Err...licking one's own goddessy nectar off someone's finger counts as a fetish...?

Liking the taste of femmcum is not a fetish.

Neither is liking to have a beautiful woman lick her femmcum off your fingers.
[barely restrained] You're certainly enjoying yourself.... [/barely restrained]
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Peregrin Toker wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:Err...licking one's own goddessy nectar off someone's finger counts as a fetish...?

Liking the taste of femmcum is not a fetish.

Neither is liking to have a beautiful woman lick her femmcum off your fingers.
[barely restrained] You're certainly enjoying yourself.... [/barely restrained]
That first one wasn't me. 'twas Zaia.

And of course I'm enjoying yourself. You would be too if you had three lovely ladies your boyfriend let you play with...
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Yes but the more advanced modlels found in some web comics need to reduce power between recharigings....
The ones on Buffy just keep going and going and going. Quality craftsmanship. :D
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Gandalf wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Yes but the more advanced modlels found in some web comics need to reduce power between recharigings....
The ones on Buffy just keep going and going and going. Quality craftsmanship. :D
the ones on Buffy don't require an hour and a half of fumbling to reach satisfaction.
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InnerBrat wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Yes but the more advanced modlels found in some web comics need to reduce power between recharigings....
The ones on Buffy just keep going and going and going. Quality craftsmanship. :D
the ones on Buffy don't require an hour and a half of fumbling to reach satisfaction.
Of course not, they have no capability for satisfaction.
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Gandalf wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:
Gandalf wrote: The ones on Buffy just keep going and going and going. Quality craftsmanship. :D
the ones on Buffy don't require an hour and a half of fumbling to reach satisfaction.
Of course not, they have no capability for satisfaction.
Funny, I distinctly remember the Buffy bot being very satisfied after a few minutes riding Spike.
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InnerBrat wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
InnerBrat wrote: the ones on Buffy don't require an hour and a half of fumbling to reach satisfaction.
Of course not, they have no capability for satisfaction.
Funny, I distinctly remember the Buffy bot being very satisfied after a few minutes riding Spike.
I always took that as a part of the "Make Spike Happy" objective. He needed to feel that he'd succeeded in winning Buffy's heart, part of that being accomplished with sex.
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Gandalf wrote:Sorry, I thought it rather evident I too was engaging in light teasing. :oops:
Aw, s'ok, babe. *kisses forehead*
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