Two wiggar assholes walked in to The Hobby Lobby, which is like Odd/Big Lots. I was filling out an employment application when I saw them do the homie G funk walk through the exit. The old ladies there must have seen them pocket something, so they followed them out and led them back into the store with a tight old ladeh arm grip. Now, I don't understand this - WTF are these gangster wannabes doing in one of the extreme hick areas of Ohio?
Trust me, it made my day.
Witnessed two shoplifting punks get caught a few hours ago
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Witnessed two shoplifting punks get caught a few hours ago
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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It's always satisfying to see this stuff. Though I imagine it must have been funny to see a wigga being carted around by an old lady. 
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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They got caught. That's amusing.
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One time I was at Walgreen's (its like a 5 and dime store) and I saw this dude stick a whole bag of Life Savers down his pants in front of his crotch.
He then noticed me looking at him and I gave him a "I see yoooou..." smile and he took them out and started talking to himself about lots of money.
He then noticed me looking at him and I gave him a "I see yoooou..." smile and he took them out and started talking to himself about lots of money.
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