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Post by Darth Wong »

All the mods are now admins! Bwahahaha!!!! Ultimate power for everyone!!!
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Oh God.

*runs and hides*
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Post by Shinova »

March 31, 2004 - Stardestroyer.net Record of Events:


Darth Wong has gone mad, and SDnet is expected to enter its own "Hour of Hell," as Spacebattles has also undergone a few years prior. I will now run for the hills.


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Post by Crown »

Hehehe ... all that hard work of sucking up to become and Admin has finally payed off ... Oh Kernel ... where are you? I owe you something! :twisted:
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I don't have admin powers, you silly goose. :wink:

BTW, hello everyone, haven't been in much the past week, but wouldn't miss AFD for the world. Also, we seem to have traveled back in time at least nine months, given my lack of stars.
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Post by Darth Yoshi »

Oh, fuck...

This will be fun to watch...
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Post by Shinova »

March 31, 2004 - Stardestroyer.net Record of Events:


Though now after further examination, I can conclude that this supposedly terrifying event is now merely a joke, so to speak. All supposed "administrators" really have no power at all, aside from what they have already possessed.

Status: Returning from the hills with caution.



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Post by Alan Bolte »

I forgot how much I loved April Fools Day.
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Post by Howedar »

As I expected, Mike just changed the display colors. Cause he mod'ed Shep, but Shep also appears that orange color.
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Ooh, phun! 1st of the Month AND April F00lz Day. :D
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BWAHAHAHAHA!

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Post by Exonerate »

Ah... We're to have to spend a lot of time archiving all of these threads in the SDN Chronicle...

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Post by BlkbrryTheGreat »

What prompted this decision?
Devolution is quite as natural as evolution, and may be just as pleasing, or even a good deal more pleasing, to God. If the average man is made in God's image, then a man such as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God, and so God may be jealous of him, and eager to see his superiority perish with his bodily frame.

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Howedar wrote:Oh God.

*runs and hides*
You puny deity shall not stand! ALLAH ACKBAR!
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

It was the will of Allah.
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Post by Symmetry »

SDN is also now the Net's foremost shrine to Islam it seems...

Oh well.. Allah Akbar! :lol:
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Keevan_Colton wrote:It was the will of Allah.
'Twere the will of the LORD Jesus Christ!
PRAISE!
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KILL THE INFIDELS!


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Post by Lonestar »

Your foolish "Admin" and "Muslim" powers mean nothing to me, brainwashed ever so thoroughly by Southern Baptist Convention, my will is as admantium!
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Post by Durandal »

In his fit of insanity, Mike also issues a decree in the mod forum, giving all the admins/moderators a sort of "carte blanche" to ban any member without warning.
Darth Wong in the Mod Forum wrote:Okay everyone, banning Lord Jax took a while. The vote was overwhelmingly in favor, and yet nothing happened for hours, so the little shit-tard was allowed to stick around and post. We try to have admins from every time zone, but there are still gaps. Our moderating staff is responsible enough to handle admin powers properly. Thusly, as of this moment, all moderators are now admins, and they may act unilaterally without consultation with their peers against any member who is a threat to board security.
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You better start that Paypal payment going, biatches. :twisted:

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Post by Hamel »

Someone use their admin powers to make me a bigger butt.
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Post by Pablo Sanchez »

Alan Bolte wrote:I forgot how much I loved April Fools Day.
wtf? You calling Mike a fool?

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Post by NecronLord »

Right. My first act with this new autority is to reorganise the forums.

The following Forums are for the Chop, as I have decided they serve no useful purpouse. These forums will be terminated:
  • The Brotherhood of the Monkey - Nothing but spam.
  • The Heavy Armour Brigade - Enough of this military wankery
  • Gaming & Computers - All that is going back to Off topic.
  • Fantasy - For undermining my beloved OSF.
  • Star Trek - I despise Star Trek‼ Especially TOS‼
  • The Society of Sisters - Pointless
  • 'GALE Force' - Again Pointless.
You have twenty four hours to list any threads you want moved from those forums, with links.
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