7 dimensional penis

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-03-30 06:58pm

who is the user with the description of the penis which transcends time and space in their sig?

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2004-03-30 10:30pm

There are some things you will only see said on a place like Stardestroyer.net.

This is one of them.

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-03-30 10:55pm

Chardok wrote:who is the user with the description of the penis which transcends time and space in their sig?

Awesome. Quote of the year.

Thag · Post by **Thag** » 2004-03-30 10:56pm

Are you sure that's not the title of a Minbari porno?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-03-31 12:03am

He's talking about an old Penny Arcade article.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-03-31 01:56pm

It was me but i have since changed it. It was a chopped down version (I couldn't fit it all in the alloted space) of the following quote from this page:

Tycho of Penny Arcade wrote:The fourth one, however, might be enough to get your space-blood pumping - imagine if you will a seven dimensional penis which can project beyond time, and even through solid matter. This metadong can be everywhere and nowhere at once, its exact physical state is constantly in flux. You might think of this scenario as somewhat emasculating, because if someone asks you (for example) if you have the balls to do something, you have to very earnestly reply that you might or you might not, it's kind of a quantum thing. On the other hand, ask that motherfucker if he can have sex with anyone who ever existed, ever, even if they were trapped inside a safe. See what I'm talking about? With an infinite wang, this and much more is possible. Well, I guess I should say probable. It's kind of a quantum thing.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-03-31 02:07pm

Chardok wrote:who is the user with the description of the penis which transcends time and space in their sig?

Shaft?

[issac hayes] you damn right! [/issac hayes]

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-03-31 02:43pm

Thag wrote:Are you sure that's not the title of a Minbari porno?

you're thinking centauri. they're the ones with the multiple appendages.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-03-31 04:38pm

Chardok wrote:who is the user with the description of the penis which transcends time and space in their sig?

Somehow this is funnier than the original quote.

About the penis itself, I think that's what those realultimatepower ninjas have. How else could they pork hundreds of hot babes at the same time?

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-03-31 04:45pm

You people, never stop to amaze me

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-03-31 07:02pm

2000AD wrote:It was me but i have since changed it. It was a chopped down version (I couldn't fit it all in the alloted space) of the following quote from this page:

Thank you for that link. And the story. Do burnt offerings please thee, O Lord?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-03-31 11:24pm

Holy...that is great...

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-04-01 01:50pm

Chardok wrote:
2000AD wrote:It was me but i have since changed it. It was a chopped down version (I couldn't fit it all in the alloted space) of the following quote from this page:
Thank you for that link. And the story. Do burnt offerings please thee, O Lord?

No! You shall now be perma banned using my new admin powers!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

Oh wait, no April Fools Admin Powers! damn!
Am i the only one with a galaxy of stars but no admin?

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