It was revealed today that the "unamed intern" reputedly having a love affair with John Kerry in January news reports was none other than right-wing extremist columnist Ann Coulter. Advisors for the Kerry campaign were forced to admit the existence of a relationship after CNN Crossfire host Paul Begala was overheard saying on a cell phone call with the Democratic presidential candidate " No s**t John - you and Ann Coulter! Details man, was she wearing the leather dress?"
The candidate's campaign eventually released a statement from Mr. Kerry who said that he "showed Ann what we meant by hot and heavy action back when I was in Vietnam". Mr. Kerry in a further release then "clarified his position" saying that there was absolutely "no truth to the rumor of the existence of a relationship with that woman, Ms. Coulter" and that he "never asked anyone to lie about this, not a single time" and that he "needed to get back to work for the American people".
Spokespersons for Teresa Heniz Kerry issued a terse no comment but Ms. Heinz-Kerry was overheard saying that "he was going to need more than shoulder surgery when she was finished with him and no matter if he tripled the amount of Ciala he was taking now, there was going to be no "four-hour erections" in his future."
Dennis Kucinich, the only other Democrat still actively campaigning for President released a statement saying "I am here if my party and my country need me".
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What the hell does Kerry's private life have anything to do with his policies? This is what I hate about politics. Sure, dig up useless stuff like this on Kerry but when the other side tries doing the same, oh no! They can't do that.
This interest in the private affairs of politicians is sooooo ridiculous...
No one gave a shit when our Foreign minister dumped his IIRC 4th wife and got another one, and our Chancellor is in his 5th marriage currently...
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You must not know who Ann Coulter IS, if you can't see the humor and sarcasm.
Look her up, and you will find her having an affair with Kerry is as realistic as Janeane Gerofalo having an affair with George Bush. http://www.talkingpresidents.com/produc ... lter.shtml
Or Adolf Hitler having an affair with Golda Meir.
Hmmmmmm.
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Ann Coulter makes me want to reach for my nine. It's the one that says "Bad motherfucker" on it.
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theski wrote:Did anyone think this might be a joke..... April 1st
Get real, folks. Just who'd fuck that shrill, hatchet-faced stick insect anyway?
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Okay, anyone who actually thought this story was serious, lean over here so I can slap you. Even if I had no clue who any of the people in the story were, I think the line...
Advisors for the Kerry campaign were forced to admit the existence of a relationship after CNN Crossfire host Paul Begala was overheard saying on a cell phone call with the Democratic presidential candidate " No s**t John - you and Ann Coulter! Details man, was she wearing the leather dress?"
...would have tipped anyone off. My only beef is they should have taken that line out, the article would have been ten times more convincing without it.
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Iceberg wrote:Ann Coulter makes me want to reach for my nine. It's the one that says "Bad motherfucker" on it.
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No it isn't.
I don't even have a gun. But I do have a sword.
Argh, it's not a 'nine', dammit!
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Could be a nine-iron.
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Oh I'm very aware of who Anne Coulter is...nothing more than a women who likes to yell and scream without supporting her arguements. But still, I don't understand this obsession with people's private affairs and how this affects how they function and it seems to fester only in the American public in general it seems. Its like people have no lives so they have to rely on the private affairs of others to talk about.
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