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Chicken Powered Nukes -- no, seriously!

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The BBC is reporting that one 1950s proposal, the UK would use chickens to keep buried nuclear land mines warm enough to operate :shock:

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Cold war bomb warmed by chickens

Plans to fill a nuclear landmine with chickens to regulate its temperature were seriously considered during the Cold War.

Civil servants at the National Archives say it is a coincidence the secret plan is being revealed on 1 April.

The Army planned to detonate the seven-tonne device on the German plains in the event of having to retreat.

Operation Blue Peacock forms part of an exhibition for the National Archives, in Kew, London, on Friday.

Professor Peter Hennessy, curator of the Secret State exhibition, told the Times: "It is not an April Fool. These documents come straight from the archives at Aldermaston. Why and how would we forge them?"

The bomb was designed to stop the Red Army advancing across West Germany during the height of the Cold War.

But nuclear physicists at the Aldermaston nuclear research station in Berkshire were worried about how to keep the landmine at the correct temperature when buried underground.

In a 1957 document they proposed live chickens would generate enough heat to ensure the bomb worked when buried for a week.

The birds would be put inside the casing of the bomb, given seed to keep them alive and stopped from pecking at the wiring.

The landmine would be remotely detonated.

Tom O'Leary, head of education and interpretation at the National Archives, told the paper: "It does seem like an April Fool but it most certainly is not. The Civil Service does not do jokes."
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WTF nuclear land mines :?
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Chicken powered nuclear land mines? If this isn't an April Fool's joke, then I'll have yet another reason to keep on living...to see one of those go off...
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Who the hell devised that idea, the Amish? I'm sure the animal rights groups would have flipped out, though.
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And thus proves that chickens outmatch cows in terms of total numbers of uses...
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What the fuck? That's a retarded idea.
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Xenophobe3691 wrote:Chicken powered nuclear land mines? If this isn't an April Fool's joke, then I'll have yet another reason to keep on living...to see one of those go off...
It was in the paper last month, so its not April Fools :shock:
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Hah, HAB is not so insane after all :D
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MKSheppard wrote:Hah, HAB is not so insane after all :D
Indeed, this is a dangerous turn of events. We must act quickly to field a nuclear mine for the desert cooled by a vast army of termites, and a nuclear naval mine heated by our new encapsulated Walrus system.
Montcalm wrote:WTF nuclear land mines :?
Sure, the US Army produced them by the thousand under the name Atomic Demolition Munition, and the Soviets also fielded a lot of the same thing. They're useful for blowing away bridges, roads and other such targets, and also for a command detonated landmine role. They work best for that if you can lay a trap, say a light screening force slows down the enemy advance with a few shots, and when they get backed up and deploy to attack you set off a propositioned nuclear mine. Boom, multi kiloton hole in the enemy's front line. Or you could wait a bit and perhaps catch their logistics train.

Keep in mind this was a time when nuclear artillery meant eight inch corps guns or more likely somthing the size of Atomic Annie, and tactical nuclear rockets had multi hour long reaction times and low accuracy. When fast reaction tactical nuclear missiles and 155mm nuclear artillery shells showed up in the 60's and 70's, the emplaced nuclear mines became much less important, though they lasted much longer (right up to the end of the cold war and likely beyond with the Russians) for demolition work.
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MKSheppard wrote:Hah, HAB is not so insane after all :D
No, this doesn't prove that the HAB is sane, it just proves that the civil service is at least equally insane, which anyone who's been paying attention already knows. :P
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