What Pranks did you pull today?

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What Pranks did you pull today?

Post by KhyronTheBackstabber »

Just like the title says.

I got my Mom good this morning.

Me: I got some bad news

Mom: What?

Me: The garage door opener fell off the ceiling.

Mom: Oh great.

Me: That's not all. It broke the passenger side window of your car.

Mom:(Eye's as big as silver dollars) NO!
She bolts to the door.

Me: It gets worse. April Fools!

Mom: You little shit.

So, what kind of trickery were you all up to?
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The whole of my science class was chattering (the teacher had let his rousing discussion on the weathering of rocks slump) and so i stood up pointed at the window and yelled "LOOK AT THAT!!!" at the top of my lungs. Promptley followed by april fools.
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I'm pregnant!.... .... April fools! =D
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Post by KhyronTheBackstabber »

AnimeJet wrote:I'm pregnant!.... .... April fools! =D
Now that's just mean. :wink:
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Post by Exonerate »

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:
AnimeJet wrote:I'm pregnant!.... .... April fools! =D
Now that's just mean. :wink:
So who's the father? :wink:

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Post by Darth Yoshi »

I posted a thread here, but it was deleted...

As for her...the LORD is the father...
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I've contributed to the controversy over the infamous anouncement. Does that count?

Have a very nice day.
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I wrote the announcement. The whole thing was my idea.
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Posted a note on the door to my mathematical physics classroom saying that class had been changed to room 315. For reference, room 315 is the woman's bathroom.

I nailed one or two people with it.
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Rogue 9's post has been deleted. I locked that topic for a reason. We all know how you feel. Now move on.
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I screwed with everyone's heads here and even got in one or two VI's that I hadn't gone through proper channels with.

Sure, it all goes back now, but it was fun. I had no time for other pranks... Had to get a Marriage Certificate. No Foolin'!
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I called up a few friends and family and pretended to be some Scottish guy who was panicking over accidentally knocking the real me unconscious during a robbery. My voice-acting is good enough that I even managed to keep my dad fooled for a good few minutes.
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Nothing today, now I'm jealous... I had *so* many opportunities.
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I completely forgot it was April Fool's Day, and didn't do anything. Nuts, I wish I had.
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I don't do the pranking. u.u
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Well, the Lieutenant gave us a pop quiz, then threw it away. So too did our other LT in his class.

A damn shame, too. I aced the thing. :cry:
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I deflated my Physic's tutors car tyres and watched as my pal popped open his bonnet (hood :p) and poured some Hydrochloric acid he had stolen from the Chemistry Lab, into his water vacuole. He knows about the tires, im just scared of what will happen when he finds out about the acid :roll:
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same old same old. i gladwrapped my sisters door again, youd think after three years of this she would know to check before she wanders in.
that and i gladwrapped everything in the kitchen, it was a big roll and i had a lot left
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