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French NUKES found in Iraq!

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Gotcha.
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Damn...you got my hopes up. :P
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I told you yesterday guys all the WMDs were sent back to France before the UNs inspectors arrived in Iraq,nukes included. :wink:
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Such objective and factual news, hehe.
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Shouldn't all the April Fool's crap be confined to the spam forum and OT?
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Re: French NUKES found in Iraq!

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Master of Ossus wrote:Gotcha.
After more careful inspection, it was discovered that it is merely the French lawyer defending Saddam.

Have a very nice day.
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Andrew J. wrote:Shouldn't all the April Fool's crap be confined to the spam forum and OT?
It'll be moved and/or deleted tomorrow.
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Master of Ossus wrote:Gotcha.
Best. April. Fool's. Of the day! :wink:
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Master of Ossus wrote:Gotcha.
Very uncool......
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Now that was a cruel joke. Comical Axi probably saw it and got all excited for nothing. 8)
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Thread locked, seeing as how it is no longer April 1st for everyone on the East Coast.
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