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Should i make a porn site?

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Well, the title says it pretty much. A friend of mine has a site, and i've just thought how much money we could make if we turned it into a porn site.

Think we should go for it?

What do you like/hate on porn sites (regarding layout etc, not just "naked ladies! LOLZ!"?
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my favorite thing about porn sites is when they give free memberships to members of stardestroyer.net
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lots of banners are always a pain in the ass. simple layouts seem to work best from what i've seen. as well as offering content that's either fairly rare, original, or simply massive, is a great way to draw the people.
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you know what pisses me off: 32 year old 'teens'
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While you do certainly look... unusual, I fear that there won't be much of a market for Rye porno.
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Sir Sirius wrote:While you do certainly look... unusual, I fear that there won't be much of a market for Rye porno.
if being at SD.Net has taught you anything, it should be that fetishes exist for every conceivable thing you can possibly conceive of.
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Sir Sirius wrote:While you do certainly look... unusual, I fear that there won't be much of a market for Rye porno.
There are large sections for ladyboys on any website you go to, bet you. Plus i'm better looking than most.
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I support both the porn and the free memberships for SD.Netters. :)

And yes, the less annoying banner/flash/popup shit the better.
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A few guidelines to go by: NO POPUP ADS, IE-ONLY "FEATURES", PR0N DIALERS, And please go easy on the ad banners and Jawascripts. :)

Other than that, the sky's the limit! :)
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Yes you should. Then you should hire me as your lead porno star.
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You stealing my idea, Rye? That's bad.
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InnerBrat wrote:You stealing my idea, Rye? That's bad.
no, there is still plenty of opportunity for you to display both your goodies and your skills in the erotic arts.
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you need to put in categories. e.g. hardcore, anal, lesbian....
once you´re in a category there have to be sub-categories with the chicks name´s, e.g. cindy, mindy, mandy.... with sample photos.
if you click one of the sample photos you should be directed to a site with thumbnails.

a porn site needs order. nothing´s worse than a porn site with a photo of cindy toying next to one of bob analing jim.
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InnerBrat wrote:You stealing my idea, Rye? That's bad.
You can still make your own, you know. :D
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Post by Oni Koneko Damien »

Any pop-ups and death will quickly follow.

Let's see, if it's a membership site, give a good preview section.

Don't overdo the flash animations.

Have some links to some good sites.

Put up a feedback section.

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salm wrote:you need to put in categories. e.g. hardcore, anal, lesbian....
once you´re in a category there have to be sub-categories with the chicks name´s, e.g. cindy, mindy, mandy.... with sample photos.
if you click one of the sample photos you should be directed to a site with thumbnails.

a porn site needs order. nothing´s worse than a porn site with a photo of cindy toying next to one of bob analing jim.
Damn skippy. As far as I'm concerned, though, go ahead and load it with as many popups and banners as you want. I use Firebird :D

EDIT: And free membership for SD.netizens of course is a must
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I typically like the ones with women.
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Nice hot ladies in the ripe poses during hardcore scenes, free memberships for your favorite gnomes and order!!
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Pr0n is good.

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Keep advertisements to a minimum, so you can fit more pr0n on without having a bandwidth seizure.
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For god's sake, have some variety in the poses and what-have-you.
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Post by Phantasee »

:D

Put in a large free thumbnail section, so people like me can get our free porn. (people like me being horny 15 year old guys who have no credit cards, nor a source of revenue)

and a nice, white background would be nice. and dont make the last picture in the free gallery a link to your join page.

and free memberships
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take requests for pictures. and do photoshoots on a regular basis. webcams that arent inherently sex related but have the POTENTIAL for nakedness and sex are also a plus. you can sit around on your ass most of the time, with a few shower scenes and wankoff scenes, and you'll get hundreds and thousands subscribing at $10 a month.

oh, and something else you might want to do is go out to scene clubs regularly with a camera and snap photos. put them on the free portion of the site to entice people with more than just good looks but also an experience.
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And don't forget free memberships for SDNetters. :D

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fgalkin wrote:And don't forget free memberships for SDNetters. :D

Have a very nice day.
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You do realize that the content is going to be Rye's naked ass, right?
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