How do you properly use AOL CDs?

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Toss them in a big fan, then duck and cover. My friend still has jagged CD slices embedded in his wall from doing that. It was crazy awesome.

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I have microwaved no less than five dozen defunct CDs, many of them AOL mailbox clutter. It's a great way to waste time (get a whole bunch of them, and you'll be occupied for hours!).
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I've heard they make good cockrings...
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aerius wrote:I've heard they make good cockrings...
Damn your cock must be anorexic(sp?) to fit in that tiny hole.
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Read her profile. She doesn't have one, although she could have interest in seeing men suffer.
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Tom_Aurum wrote:Read her profile. She doesn't have one, although she could have interest in seeing men suffer.
you do realize aerius is a guy, right?
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Darth_Zod wrote:
Tom_Aurum wrote:Read her profile. She doesn't have one, although she could have interest in seeing men suffer.
you do realize aerius is a guy, right?
a guy fucking sisters nonetheless
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PrinceofLowLight wrote:Toss them in a big fan, then duck and cover. My friend still has jagged CD slices embedded in his wall from doing that. It was crazy awesome.

Now excuse me while I masturbate to Sea Skimmer's signature.
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I saw the word lesbian in the profile... so I thought... <sighs>. That teaches me and my scanning reflexes.
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Tom_Aurum wrote:I saw the word lesbian in the profile... so I thought... <sighs>. That teaches me and my scanning reflexes.
It's true. aerius has no penis.

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I definately use it as a Frisbee. But I had a friend last year who used to hang them on her wall, bottom up. It looked neat, just to have silver CDs on the wall in particular shapes. :)

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I usually use them just as pointless knick coaster...or give them to friends for their pet projects.
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InnerBrat wrote:
Tom_Aurum wrote:I saw the word lesbian in the profile... so I thought... <sighs>. That teaches me and my scanning reflexes.
It's true. aerius has no penis.

cookie...
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Col. Crackpot wrote:a guy fucking sisters nonetheless
Cuddling, not fucking. The only way I'm having sex with the swimmer chick sisters is if they offer to have a 3-some with me. Yes I've cuddled in bed with both of them, but I've yet to get naked with my GF's sister.
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I either use them as skeet or coasters, though half the time I just bust them up in the trash can.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:you do realize aerius is a guy, right?
a guy fucking sisters nonetheless
That was an April Fool's joke damnit! Though I have slept in bed with him on a few occasions we haven't even come close to getting naked with each other.
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I like to use them as frisbees in school hallways - my junior high had these awesome walls that bounced them back and forth. it was great until some guy walked into the middle of 6-7 bouncing cds-one shattered right then, and he ended up with several pieces in his face. nobody like him enough to ask if he was alright (he was dirty, and very scrubby) so we all ran. It was great fun to see blod all over the ground though. :D

BTW, does anyone ever come across the problem of sisters putting the cds into the computer, and installing them? how do you get rid of the words Microsoft Internet Explorer provided by AOL Canada and the AOL logo off of your browser? Its starting to anger me...
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Phantasee wrote:how do you get rid of the words Microsoft Internet Explorer provided by AOL Canada and the AOL logo off of your browser? Its starting to anger me...

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There's a website full of creative things people have done with AOL cds...

This might be it: No More AOL CDs!
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Dalton wrote:We got one with a nice, shiny metal case. Sadly, we can't take off the AOL crap and customize it.
Actually, you can. Have it bead-blasted or if you have plenty of time....use a dremmel. :) Or if you're lazy like me, just spray paint the damn thing. :mrgreen:
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I stuck a bunch shiny side out on a wall, so it's like a really crazy circular mirror made up of circles.
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Tom_Aurum wrote:Just wondering. Proper uses I've come up with so far include:

1) Coasters
2) Mobiles.
3) Tanning mirror components.
4) Frisbee
5) Install it just to look up a different provider, then cancel your subscription right away. Listen to some poor little wench on the other end of the line whine as she tries to cajole you into trying it anyways.
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The Aliens wrote:I stuck a bunch shiny side out on a wall, so it's like a really crazy circular mirror made up of circles.
They can also make for deadly weapons when you shatter them and use the large pieces as knives. :)
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