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Robert Walper wrote:
Jon wrote:sadly I enthusiastically opened this thread before realising it wasn't 'battle of the breasts'
Whew! I'm not the only one...can't begin to describe my disgust at the picture until I reread the thread title. :lol:
Not alone! *phew*
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Steve is an exact clone of my older brother.
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Darth Yoshi wrote::lol: Responses...too...funny...

Wow, you guys are huge.
Not huge ... just well buit :mrgreen:
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Comosicus wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote::lol: Responses...too...funny...

Wow, you guys are huge.
Not huge ... just well buit :mrgreen:
I think the term is "big boned"...or is it "boned big"? Or "boned"? Hell I don't know! :wink:
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Robert Walper wrote:
Comosicus wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote::lol: Responses...too...funny...

Wow, you guys are huge.
Not huge ... just well buit :mrgreen:
I think the term is "big boned"...or is it "boned big"? Or "boned"? Hell I don't know! :wink:
I think they prefer the term "Pleasently Plump.":P
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Laird wrote: I think they prefer the term "Pleasently Plump.":P
How about "Built for comfort not for speed"?

Hmm...I better shut up now lest I actually piss them off. :shock: :P
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Robert Walper wrote:How about "Built for comfort not for speed"?
The more cushion, the petter the pushin'. :wink:
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Robert Walper wrote:
Laird wrote: I think they prefer the term "Pleasently Plump.":P
How about "Built for comfort not for speed"?

Hmm...I better shut up now lest I actually piss them off. :shock: :P
I think you're about to get a dose of ROB SMASH in the near future. :twisted:

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Laird wrote:I think they prefer the term "Pleasently Plump.":P
Oh, don't even go there you fatass :D
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fgalkin wrote:
Robert Walper wrote:
Laird wrote: I think they prefer the term "Pleasently Plump.":P
How about "Built for comfort not for speed"?

Hmm...I better shut up now lest I actually piss them off. :shock: :P
I think you're about to get a dose of ROB SMASH in the near future. :twisted:

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Dalton wrote:
Laird wrote:I think they prefer the term "Pleasently Plump.":P
Oh, don't even go there you fatass :D
*points and laughs* Mawahahaha! Having personally met Laird, I can vouch for Dalton. :P :twisted:
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Robert Walper wrote:As I always say, "Bring it on!". :twisted:

Dalton...Steve...please dont hurt me...*whimpers*
I wonder what Human tastes like...
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Dalton wrote:
Robert Walper wrote:As I always say, "Bring it on!". :twisted:

Dalton...Steve...please dont hurt me...*whimpers*
I wonder what Human tastes like...
Actually, you guys look like you may have eaten a few already. :wink:
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AH!!! OGRES!!! And to think I just saw Shrek.

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Robert Walper wrote:Actually, you guys look like you may have eaten a few already. :wink:
Damn straight. Don't fuck with us, biznatch.
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Laird wrote:dalton and steve. http://members.shaw.ca/Laird3/Icon/100_4384.JPG

Ta-da.:)
*BOING*

Well, not really. ;)
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Oberleutnant wrote:
Laird wrote:dalton and steve. http://members.shaw.ca/Laird3/Icon/100_4384.JPG

Ta-da.:)
*BOING*

Well, not really. ;)
You know you want it.
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steve can be pretty fast for a bigger guy, can't say "Big guy" since I am a big guy. He hauled ass up those flights of stairs when I jabbed him with the duct tape/pvc pipe swords...thought he was gonna have a heart attack or something..but he made it through the ordeal.:D
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Laird wrote:steve can be pretty fast for a bigger guy, can't say "Big guy" since I am a big guy. He hauled ass up those flights of stairs when I jabbed him with the duct tape/pvc pipe swords...thought he was gonna have a heart attack or something..but he made it through the ordeal.:D
*snickers* You made him run from you Laird? And I thought this whole time he was a monster whom the other person did the running. :P
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Dalton wrote:
Oberleutnant wrote:
Laird wrote:dalton and steve. http://members.shaw.ca/Laird3/Icon/100_4384.JPG

Ta-da.:)
*BOING*

Well, not really. ;)
You know you want it.
We've got lumps of it round the back... :wink:
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Bullshit, Laird. As I recall, I pulled your sword out of your hand in the end and the best you did was jab me painlessly a couple of times. :roll:

I believe a number of Forumites at Stony Brook witnessed the fight and can testify as to what happened. :P

Of course, this isn't the first time you've claimed something like this. You also insisted Tom got his ass kicked in that video even though he held his own quite well and ended up poking the other guy in the eye after you stopped recording.

Laird, are you trying to.... compensate for something? :twisted:
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Laird wrote:I think they prefer the term "Pleasently Plump.":P
Yeah, must be something you get off on since you took Steve's picture naked. :lol:

Hell, I bet it was you that had the thing for Maytags instead of Jim. :mrgreen:
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Vertigo1 wrote:
Laird wrote:I think they prefer the term "Pleasently Plump.":P
Yeah, must be something you get off on since you took Steve's picture naked. :lol:
So that's why he was talking about me being naked in the elevator. I was curious as to why the subject came up while Slacker was playing kissy-face with his girlfriend. :twisted:
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Vertigo1 wrote: Hell, I bet it was you that had the thing for Maytags instead of Jim. :mrgreen:
Okay, that was wrong. Even Laird prefers flesh. :P
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Steve wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:
Laird wrote:I think they prefer the term "Pleasently Plump.":P
Yeah, must be something you get off on since you took Steve's picture naked. :lol:
So that's why he was talking about me being naked in the elevator. I was curious as to why the subject came up while Slacker was playing kissy-face with his girlfriend. :twisted:
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