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http://www3.cjad.com/content/cjad_news/ ... d=w040275A
Disney World 'Tigger' arrested for groping teenaged girl, mom

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) - A Walt Disney World employee in a Tigger costume was arrested Friday on charges of groping a 13-year-old girl and her mother while posing with them for pictures.
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WTF? That's...just...stupid.
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Ahhh, any chance that this could be an accident? I mean I have been in those kind of costumes, and they don't exactly offer the greatest visibility in the world.
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Crown wrote:Ahhh, any chance that this could be an accident? I mean I have been in those kind of costumes, and they don't exactly offer the greatest visibility in the world.
During an interview with police, Chartrand said he may have inadvertently touched the girl's breast, and added that he suffers from dyslexia, which impaired his memory.
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Well...it was bound to happen..and don't look at me like that! Just because I have a Tigger avatar doesn't mean I want to grope you! :lol:
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muse wrote:Well...it was bound to happen..and don't look at me like that! Just because I have a Tigger avatar doesn't mean I want to grope you! :lol:
We know that you only grope your sister`s boyfriend :wink:
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Those thick gloves thay wear realy help their sence of touch as well.
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During an interview with police, Chartrand said he may have inadvertently touched the girl's breast, and added that he suffers from dyslexia, which impaired his memory.
Wait a sec...since when does dyslexia impair someone's memory? :wtf: Am I just ignorant or did that statement sound kinda funny?
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Wonder if its connected with how pluto was run over >.>
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Bob McDob wrote:http://www3.cjad.com/content/cjad_news/ ... d=w040275A
Disney World 'Tigger' arrested for groping teenaged girl, mom

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) - A Walt Disney World employee in a Tigger costume was arrested Friday on charges of groping a 13-year-old girl and her mother while posing with them for pictures.
The thread title made me think you were coming on to muse. :D
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Mayabird wrote:
During an interview with police, Chartrand said he may have inadvertently touched the girl's breast, and added that he suffers from dyslexia, which impaired his memory.
Wait a sec...since when does dyslexia impair someone's memory? :wtf: Am I just ignorant or did that statement sound kinda funny?
It doesn't. Or shouldn't. That I am aware of.
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Mayabird wrote:Wait a sec...since when does dyslexia impair someone's memory? :wtf: Am I just ignorant or did that statement sound kinda funny?
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This event is hilariously referred to in the latest article on +www.somethingawful.co*
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I think that the girl and her mom might be jumping to conclusions. Honestly, those costumes are unwieldily, extremely hot and provide absolutely no peripheral visibility. Are you telling me that it's absolutely impossible for his arm to have slipped because he was tired and couldn't tell where it was because he couldn't see anything except what was directly in front of him?

There's no reason to attribute the guy's hand maybe brushing a girl's breasts or ass to perversion on his part when it's impossible for him to know where his appendages are at every time.

However, I'm very amused by the mental image of Tigger being cuffed and hauled off in a police car. I wonder, did he bounce on his tail, or did they cuff his tail as well?
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It probably was an accident as everyone after the OP said, but no matter. This is America, Land of Hypocrisy!
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With or without a mascot suit on any normal male can make the difference between a shoulder and a boob. :P
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